Up till this moment I don't know the answer.......

















What is Sinzu?

And it dropped.....Abuja ni Sir.... ...

#Skelewu

bobjob: I also had my interviews on 31st bt didn't get d invite text. Let's be optimistic cos I believe DBHR has a formula used in d selection process. A friend of mine that had his interviews n medicals after me got d invite. U r free to call d HOUR for more info.

I understand....but did u do ur medical on 31st?...the scary thing is ppl that we did it 2geda @ d clinic all got d IV...

didicold: Noooo

I did interviews and medical on the 31st of May and didn't get the invite....Please any1 else in my shoes.....Please...I am so worried.

didicold: Congratulations guys,all d best

Please did u get TS invite?

As una dey rep una club so...Me sef














Chelsea till
Sun rises in the West
I am also taken...
Married to my Hustle....

Just incase u didn't know

Bia...won't Guitarlife come back and finish what he started?

Last I checked..Guitarlife is already in TS...@sploofic...thanks jare my brother...@tedimola...like jk rowlings' fictional illustration,guess we have 2 dwell on our happiest memories 2 kick the dementors out...

Please guys...a little fun while we wait won't hurt...we can't just get all too serious..even my sadist lecturer back then in school dey chip in comic relief once in a while....
Come to think of it...even d ladies joined in d discussion(2 depict that dey enjoyed it)

You only live once o(My 2kobo)...
In Jokers' words....*Why sooo serious?**

Gombs:


D english thing comes with fury (folks stammer when angry, me na dictionary and verbal arsenals comes to mind) ...no mind me and spoolfic debacle o...spoolfic my man

And reuben abati is my man too..I learn from him

No hype me here abeg...if una see me for real life una go wonder weda I speak at all. Lol

Verbal Arsernal indeed(I sure say ak47,grenade,bazuka,shot gun,armour tankers etc na em full there)....little wonder why u are a fan of Arsernal Fc

No hype bruv...I just happen to be a huge fan of the Queen's language...hence I appreciate it when a speaker does it flawlessly in style....

Amma add Honourable Patrick to ur list....2nd to our own Abati....*winks*

Gombs:

At the bolded, does it make sense to you?

No harm in trying to keep the thread alive, but definitely not with football stuff shey?
you see your bias? Ok, bring up something you'd like us to share, you didn't, we brought you vex...till DB give us something to talk, you dnt expect us to leave d thread to be mute, just so that you will be happy

Why didn't you put up something to keep the thread alive in the first place?

PM me if you have issues you wanna talk abt. I no get power for e-fight abeg

Warm regards

Hmmm...Now that sounds more like Gombs' Trademark...Though I was expecting more word play/ metaphorical analysis or analogy from your lexical prowess....None the less you didn't disappoint.
P.S- You bin db's publicist is like putting a round peg in round hole...#winks

In other news....Brace up folks, another set of crude TS hopefuls are about to be unleashed into the diamond's refinery....Like a widow's tear,sms should drop this weak. Get ur phone batteries charged,do the last minute shopping,pack ur baggages........the wait is almost over...

Adios

douchesnozzle: Some of you turned an informative, educative and interesting thread into a joke where people discuss sports and trivial matters. I bet you the pioneers of this thread won't be too happy. I follow other thread that have span into several pages, but I tell you with each page you flip on those thread, you get interesting informations. There is no harm trying to keep this thread alive, but believe me spamming everywhere with football stuffs isn't cool. There are people who don't come online often, when they do, they want to get useful informations about the latest happenings. It would be disappointing to see a thread that has been helpful in giving you real time info suddenly turned into a sporting arena.

I really need to read Gomb's take on this unreasonably selfish epistle....#PlsDontDisappointMoi

Now to you Mr...
What other info do u need?..A false cry that Db has started calling? When we are fully aware of the likely dates 2 get called.
Listen Amigo..we are more of a family now...e-blood if u ask me,since we all will be prospective colleagues anytime soon and I am sure DB would happily embrace d brotherly bond we share here.
Fine we have had our own fair share of throwing tantrums but we v gone past that phase(which thread doesn't).
And u claim other threads don't discuss other matters....BIG LIE...pls kindly go through Heritage bank thread,Gtb thread,Cbn thread..just 2 mention a few..and have a peek @ d love they share there...The guyz @ d heritage thread even went as far as giving e-awards 2 participants

If all participants were quiet and phlegmatic like u....I wonder who will give the info u hurry down here to read....I bet the thread will be long dead cos it l be so bland and lifeless....

#Enough Said

bimbcy: @lenshifu n kaysce, av u guys gotten invite?

Egbami....Invite for wetin again...Are some lagos folks still outstanding?

Now I see why they say Nigerian graduates are unemployable....Imagine the level of obtuseness...Smh....Little wonder why the unemployment level is still high...

E!----Keeping up with the kardeshians,Chelsea Lately,E!News,Fashion Police,Ice Loves Coco(hate dere spartacus with passion,so so lazy na soso food),True Hollywood story,Dr 90210

STYLE---Jercilicious,Big Rich Atlanta,Kimorai-Life on a fab lane

BET---Reed Between the Lines,Wendy Williams Show,Apollo Live.....Aint a fan of Bet's mumu adverts dou

SOUNDCITY&TRACE---spend most of my time here
AMWLD----Doctor's Quarters(watching it again for d 2nd tym),Tinsel,Comedy club live in lagos,Bovi's show,Edge of Paradise,Superstory

Nageowld---Big cats night,Dogs,World's deadliest.

For updates on national/internation issues...CNN,Aljazeera,Ait,channels

AMyoruba---Once in a blue moon(tired of watching boring stale films)

Now the question is

















Where is yuzedo?

Guitarlife: Thank you everybody, The thread is off front page now. I just wanted to discuss this with family members in family section. I know traffic is money but I think its just pretty insensitive to push peoples personal issues to the front paga without their consent.


Thanks Tmama


Thanks Mrs Jaido


Thanks all.



If to say I nor get MB now or I don sleep off, na how I go go church, come back around 2pm in the afternoon(assuming a miracle happens and I do not browse in church) to see 'followed topics(100000000000000)'
Abi ? Lol.
Good nyt o. I just pray my baby does not see this but if she does,

Baby I love you and I am sure we can overcome our challenges. Do not be angry with me.

Diz niccur weak or somefin?
Still apologising for God knows what...now I see why d shawty dint allow u past d Sugar gate...u r damn weak...man up dude
Love is only a figment of our imaginative thinking...d earlier u realised dat fact d beta for u....hang out with ur goons,get laid and think little of d daughters of eve afterwards 2 prevent any emotional torture. Try 2 concentrate ur energy on something fruitful....diz biatches aint worth d hassle


#Ma2cents

She sure looks like Kim

Journey Mercies as u go under d knife

everyday: May genevivie continue to rise to the top

And what about u?

ritababe: I love her so much, she is my role modern.
Good luck gene baby

Modern or Model?

switdil: Push up bra lolese

Shez just following ur footsteps I suppose....

Galz ehn!!!...see as all of dem dey scream..."push up bra".....anywayz yorubas don talk am say......Ole lo mo ese ole to...#winks

I thought her scene was later removed during d final editing

So wetin she dey find for premiere again?

50calibre:

No wonder!!!!!!

No wonder what?

Hope adaobi aint what/who ayyam finking she is? Cos that na gobe ooooo


@quiver...guess u missed the part where I said she was my teacher...fyi...aint no gigolo...#winks

What do u need one for?...Money rituals?

Fyi...since 19XX finding virgins in 9ja has bin as easy as finding an ocean in d desert...Trust me...

They all claim 2 be one...only 2 finally get dere and discover the road has bin commissioned years ago(and infact with loads of potholes)

Who ever busted it open remains "a question only d gods can answer"....

She took me 2 Cherubum and Seraphim for Valentine....

Now tell me this shiit aint Romantic

quivah: his name is Physics ,tried all possible means to get his attention but to no avail..won't sleep at night,will think about him when I was sposed to eat. I envied other people(males and females) he gave his attention to,sometimes I had no choice than to think he was a gay coz mostly,the guys got his attention more.. and the girls? They kept trying but I tried harder.
Mind you,another guy was heavily in love with me,his name is Biology. I hardly notice him but will always marvel at his outstanding abilities.. to cut story short,a very close friend,he's quite interesting.his name is Chemistry,whom have told several times we can't work well,took the wheel and drove me crazy.. I saw the elegant physics last year,mehn!! It was far from useless! And then the saying:you dont know the value of what you have till you lose it..broke up with chemistry awhile later,and gave in to Biology and it related subjs..
All in All,Physics was my sec crush but the saying:its not about how far,its how well.

Nice crush....now I see why you are still single.Bet u have the human anatomy running through ur mind...

My secondary school crush was Miss Chioma...a beautiful and curvy female corp member serving in my school...she taught me Govt in my ss2.Despite my new found interest in Govt and sudden desire to have govt all through d day.little wonder why I goofed it @ d end of d session...Guess I concentrated more on her Attacking and Defensive line up....

Did it work out?
Hell No....though tanx to vaseline or dettol soap...I self-service off with her thoughts in my head...lmao

Ijeoma Okeke100: i have slept with x amount of men

The whole XMEN u mean

Damn...u are bad...wonder how u coped with Wolverine and hope nightcrawler dint go disappearing every now and then...

Hehehe...now to d topic

"I come from Aluu"