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Romance / Re: Woman Slept With 40 Men To Celebrate Her Birthday (photos & Video) by ElGood: 11:29pm On Sep 11
Only 5 naija men gbola go bleed that part.
If she collect Ichoko gbola wey big with meander shape wey dey last 45mins normally, she for dey recover path road still now.
Romance / Re: My Sales Girl Is About To Crash My Relationship by ElGood: 11:43pm On Jul 11
A lady u r with and you r doing very well in income generation and you are not enjoying the peace of mind. Go and gamble it bro, It all your choice.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Air Strike On Gaza School Kills At Least 16 by ElGood: 6:33pm On Jul 07
OYO for any civilian wey no gree relocate after noticing or see hamas setting up an attack base agains IDF. The wotowoto is just some minute away.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Woman Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Her Husband’s Side-chick In UK by ElGood: 11:22pm On Jul 06
The woman just granted her husband and his side hen more fucking opportunity. This night sef the man will use his gbola console the side hen with heavy Knacking. This i have seen.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Old Ukrainian Men Sent To War Against Russia Go Viral (Photos) by ElGood: 8:09pm On Jun 09
Old people see ahead while sitting. They r very relevant to defend their country.
Family / Re: Bride Cancels Wedding In Vom, Jos Over Groom’s Refusal To Leave Family House by ElGood: 2:06am On May 09
I hope she lived in her own house she build or in a rented apartment she is paying. If she doesn't have such responsibility own her own, then her brain dey function like a reverse osmosis system.
Education / Re: Charterhouse: Why We Charge ₦42M Fees For Primary School Pupils — Lagos School by ElGood: 12:14pm On Apr 22
Hope no teacher will be earning less than 1M per month.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Sends Ship To Build Temporary Seaport In Gaza(photos) by ElGood: 2:49pm On Mar 10
Oya Houthi terrorist come and attack the US ship coming to gaza.
Family / Re: How I Helped My Sister With Food Items And Accessories To Take To Canada by ElGood: 3:33pm On Feb 13
Which of the courier company did use to send the food stuffs and how much was the charges per kg?
Sports / Re: Nwabali: Our Support For You Remains Steadfast - Chippa United Back Super Eagles by ElGood: 1:34pm On Feb 08
NuCypher:
Chippa United will forever remain in South Africa, while Nwabali will leave at some time. They should choose their battle wisely.

Chipppa United are eyeing raking in million of pounds or euro from interested buyer o. Its a marketing strategy bro.

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Health / Re: Please Help! What Should I Apply On My Torn Anus! This Hurts! by ElGood: 8:50pm On Aug 10, 2023
How u take know is a she.


If na strong shiiit, she for don talk na, na since we dey ask say wetin tear her yansh, she no gree talk.....The reason I dey ask na Incase I meet person wey wan tear yansh, I go know steps wey I go tell am to follow....but she no gree talk.[/quote]
Business / Re: Please Help, He Has Refused To Refund My Money by ElGood: 1:34pm On Jun 28, 2023
Go to his stand and carry fish worth your money and chop. U r lucky his has item worth ur money to carry.

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Health / Re: Help On Permanent Cure For Bad Breath by ElGood: 5:15pm On Jun 24, 2023
He should be eating like 2 to 3 bitter kola or garlic last thing before going to bed. Bitter kola will destroy the bad breath.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Solar Panels/ Inverter Installers Group by ElGood: 2:04pm On May 02, 2023
Hello am Austin from Abuja am interested in join the group can you add me 08036089217
Thanks
Education / Re: Help Me Choose One Among These Courses (photo) by ElGood: 10:49am On Jan 25, 2023
There is plenty side hustle as an agric engineer.
Go for it, only tractor operations and maintainance will make u a millionaire when u are well experience and deliver good services.

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Food / Re: I Went To My Girlfriend’s House And The Mother Served Me This Food by ElGood: 12:43am On Jan 23, 2023
U no try. This kind of thing is not for public view.
Hope ur girl see this, should be mad at you.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs His Roommate To Death Over N300 Electricity Bill In Delta (Photo) by ElGood: 8:28pm On Dec 16, 2022
See as this guy take involve Tega.
Family / Re: Late Husband's Family Withholding Her Aunt's Child by ElGood: 9:55pm On Nov 26, 2022
The mother of the child should contact NAPTIP and lay a claim of forceful child adoption. Within 7 days she will get her child back and the people will be arrested and punish.

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Food / Re: The N100 Orange I Bought In Calabar This Eveninging (photos) by ElGood: 9:33am On Oct 01, 2022
The cost of diesel, revenue from benue, cross river states are major reason orange in those axis will be this expensive. In benue 10 good pieces of orange is N100.

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Health / Re: I Have HIV I Am Finished. by ElGood: 9:58am On Feb 08, 2022
If u are in Abuja. Visit Institute of human virology at their Headquarter along airport road in Abuja after ShopRite. Registered with them for free medical council, treatment and medication. Been HIV+ is not the end of life.

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Family / Re: How Do I Apologize To My Wife? by ElGood: 12:13pm On Feb 04, 2022
The only apology you need to give her is increase your love, attention, care and be faithful to her. Let her feel you.


I created this new handle to hide my identity.

I got married 11 years ago. We both started working before we got married, but my salary was way above my wife's own. I was earning 195k while she was on 108k when we got married, after my MSC, I was promoted and started to earn 350k, this got to me and I started to misbehave, I was doing all sorts and would insult the hell outa her. As the cry cry girl, she would cry, and thereafter I would hear her praying. At times she would say she will one day be greater than me. That to me was an impossibility.

I can't even remember ever giving her money for home keep but we never lacked food at home (we delayed before having kids, so I don't see the need for me to give her monthly money and she never asked). I started giving her after we had kids. She agreed when I told her her money was for the home and mine for investment, but I never included her name in my properties. she knows this as well.

After our kids, it became very demanding, coupled with her office not increasing her pay, she resigned, and that was when I felt the impact of her income. Meanwhile, her pay was reduced to about 80k and mine was increased to like 600k as at when she resigned. In one month I started asking her to return back to her work as to me I was not ready to foot her bills, she never even asked for money, she would even say what I gave her is left 5k or more self at the end of the month.

Now her new journey - When I started disturbing about going back to her former office or getting a new job, she said never and asked me to stop giving her money but go to market to buy food myself. In less than 4 months to her resignation she started talking about online job here and there, I thought it was a scam so I warned her. One day, I was in the office when she said she needs me to help her wit the best laptop to buy, I tried to talk her down on buying one but she ended the call on me.

I got home to see her with a new laptop. fast forward, she paid for a training on how work from home without my knowledge, got her first job of about $200, I also washed her down on going that low for such an amount but she said it was better than her former 80k job, before I knew it, she started talking about $1,000, now it's $3,000, to $4,000 monthly. I earn lower than #1M, my wife gets over #2M monthly working from home. She helped me finished my house project, very transparent and would not hide any $ she earns.

I have not been able to forgive myself of all the things I did to her, the insults, talking down on her but in a way I think I pushed her to become who she is now. I remembered when she asked back then to open a joint account with her, I laughed her to scorn, like how would the ratio be. she saved over 6M and credited my account with everything, just for us to complete our home. I can't even produce 1M.

She doesn't seem hurt, but sometimes she reminds me of those words, I have never officially told her sorry neither have I really changed because I am just like that, I don't mean evil. I wanted her to braze up and never stay low.

Married, men, please how do I ask for her forgiveness? I don't think we have up to 2% of her type out there.

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Celebrities / Re: Ka3na Jubilates As She Receives intimacy gadgets As Early Christmas Gifts From Husband by ElGood: 3:59pm On Dec 14, 2021
Why are you all talking only about the man. What about her where all the engine oil and grease do dry finish. No where there soft again, and you gbola on a peeling mode everytime. Me sef sabi buy lub for woman as gift o. Kpekus dryness is very common with ladies.
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Been Scammed By A Close Friend Or Relative? Share Your Experience by ElGood: 1:00am On Oct 22, 2021
Here is the picture of a Facebook friend that is into farm produces supply business that scammed me ($444) 172k in June 2020.
We become friend on Facebook as a result of farm produces advert I shared and also comment on some related posts . I felt I could trust him, because we have discussed business severally and shared farm produces information and have tried to connect buyer with sellers.
Between late May and early June 2020 he introduced me to a loan company from vietnam own by one Mr Rudrigo, that I can access loan to expand my business, but I will pay a fee to access the loan. He told me that the vietnam company employed him as one of their Nigeria agent and he has done export supply with Mr Rudrigo before and Mr Rudrigo told him about his loan company and the opportunity for young people like him will benefit. So I asked him why haven't you apply for the loan, he said the company is already processing his own loan for him and he has paid his own loan fee. So i stupidly felt for his trick and applied for $20k loan with interest of 3% to be pay back in 4years.
He technically did not allow me to send the loan payment fee into his account as their Nigeria agent rather introduce one of their agent called miracle and she is the one processing his own loan. So I made the payment of naira equivalent of $444 in tranches of the loan fee into miracles FCMB account. After making the payment miracle claimed that she didn't receive payment alert. I went to my bank and her bank to lay a complain and her bank FCMB confirmed that the transaction was successful and the money has been withdrawn by the owner of the account. So it became cleared to me that I was scammed. Miracle stop picking my calls. Already there was communication established between me, Henry who introduced me to the loan and Mr Rudrigo on Telegram, so both Henry and Mr Rudrigo bring in Micheal a prison officer to trace and arrest miracle and a picture was sent to me showing Micheal has arrested miracle in a court room setting. . FCMB place PND on the account I paid the loan fee and no feedback from fcmb till date.
Henry was forming innocent about what happened Mr Rodrigo deleted all our chats on Telegram. So I just try and lick my wound and move on. Currently I have lost all the evidence of chats and communication that occurred in that period because the HTC I was using then was stolen in Keke in the month of July 2020.

I want to share his picture here for people to be careful in dealing with him. He belong to a gang of fraudster.

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Politics / Re: George Akume Hosts Femi Fani-Kayode To A Lunch (Pictures) by ElGood: 10:06pm On Sep 19, 2021
There is rumour that ffk will be vying for the position of APC Natl spokeman and image maker at the next convention.
Politics / Re: ISWAP Blows Up High Tension Electricity Lines, Plunges Maiduguri Into Darkness by ElGood: 10:23pm On Sep 18, 2021
We should not rule out the involvement of insider collaboration out side the ISWAP terrorist. Just for money to be release at an inflated amount to fix it.
Education / Re: Kenyan Girl Hits The Streets In Uniform With Placard To Beg For Her School Fees by ElGood: 7:56pm On Sep 16, 2021
This Kenya people are very very stingy people. In Nigeria within 24 hours scholarship will be looking for her up and down.
Food / Re: Eating Meat Last: Why Do Most Nigerians Do This? by ElGood: 6:58pm On Sep 10, 2021
Eating meat last mostly happen when you are eating from the same plate with others and this is to avoid issues.
Family / Re: What Could He Be Doing Spending 4hours And More In The Bathroom? by ElGood: 3:22pm On Sep 02, 2021
He may be surfing the internet with his phone for that long sitting on wc.
Sitting long on wc comes with health issues.

Also let his parent try other health center to carry out another cancer test.

There is a lot of wrong diagnosis of cancer being carry out this days
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi Referred To As "One Of The World's Most High Profile Crooks" by ElGood: 4:13pm On Aug 02, 2021
[quote author=GreaterFuture post=104348017]Hmm. Stay legal, stay strong. #toobad

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Politics / Re: Ortom: FG’s Silence On Insecurity A Continuation Of 1804 Jihadist Movement by ElGood: 6:47am On Jul 28, 2021
Ortom go and pay June salary. We are in end of the month of July and u haven't pay June salary.

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Science/Technology / Re: South Korean Toilet Turns Faeces Into Power And Digital Currency (Photos) by ElGood: 7:35pm On Jul 25, 2021
If this shit n get paid enter naija. This will increase the sales of agbo jedi market. With jedi u can poo more than 5 times a day n u earn more money.
Politics / Re: How Mop-Up By Agencies, Neighbouring Countries Pushes Food Prices Up by ElGood: 11:43am On Jul 09, 2021
I have 40 Trucks of white and yellow maize for sale.

1. Pickup price is N240,000 per tonne

2. Delivery to Kano, kaduna,Zaria is N250,000 per tonne.

3. Delivery to Lagos and Ibadan is N260,000 per tonne.


Interested buyer can reach me on Whatsapp 08035504420.


[quote author=dre11 post=103520267]Panic buying by federal government agencies, multi-nationals and merchants from neighbouring countries is partly responsible for the hike in prices of assorted foodstuff in.

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