Virginkpekus:
Imagine moving forward and backwards, while screaming and sweating just waiting for a liquid to come out. Guys make unable try get brain small.

tosyne2much:
Very funny write-up
Let me promote the ministry by adding my own to it

7. For food only

These are the type of ladies that can easily be dated with a plate of rice. They are ladies that can eat 10 wraps of Fufu at a go and will still be demanding for more. The moment you strike up a conversation with them, they will start telling you how they no longer have food stuffs and haven't fed for days

8. The Judgmental ones

The moment you approach these ones, they will look at you from head to toe before deciding whether to bash or welcome you. They are very judgemental that they judge guys by the quality of your shoe and trouser at first glance. Just hold your toilet key and start swinging it over your finger just to make it seem like it it's your car key and watch them drolling over you.

MsRoe:
Well, I'll be left with no choice.....I'll fart in solidarity. And blame it on a bad meal we had.

Ifakiland:
1) from a rich ohm 2) went to a private or foreign sch 3) has a good job 4) has a car 5) lives in a posh apartment 6) very very very handsome 7) has no gf (pest) has a savings 9) hates marriage 10) mom won't allow him rest "I want a grandchild" I'm a complete fine boy

Japhet04:
I met this girl recently everything has been going well until she found out I am an atheist, she started avoiding me and said she doesn't want anything to do with me because of that fact.

I really like her , is there anything I can do to ignite a change of mind on her part

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olihilistic:

you can why not.

9itewolf:

Naijabet

Safiaa:
At the end of the day, a guy who has a vision and who is working hard to be successful will not be offended by what I've said. The lazy, unambitious boys will vent their anger out of frustration. Empty vessels make the loudest noise. Only a matured level headed man will understand where I'm coming from. That's the painful truth.

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chizzy161:
Afonjas at it again