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Politics / Re: Aisha Yusufu: Nobody Has The Right To Call Nigerians Poor by Elmander1983(m): 8:21pm On Apr 09, 2020
Keep kwayet! Make dem no hear you ooooo. Na the three wise men grin
efighter:
Three idiots, one country, Nigeria.
Celebrities / Re: Lockdown: Lagos Withdraws Charges Against Naira Marley, Gbadamosi by Elmander1983(m): 1:16pm On Apr 08, 2020
Just another one
ghettokid1:
They are not serious.
Politics / Re: Accountant-General Of The Federation’s Office In Abuja Is On Fire by Elmander1983(m): 12:42pm On Apr 08, 2020
I pity Nigerians. Another embazlement Don occur. Let's hear the figures abi Una go sweep am under the carpet? #ourmumudondo in charly boys voice. Can someone supply the meme with the dude spitting out schnapps
talk2archy:
Office of the Accountant General of the Federation is currently on fire right now in Abuja.
The cause of the fire accident is yet to be disclosed as at the time of filing this reprts.

But we hope the fire-brigade officials make it to the scene on time to put out the fire to avoid more unpleasant news especially with national funds.



https://punchng.com/breaking-fire-guts-accountant-generals-office/?amp=1
Politics / Re: Sam Ewang: More Nigerians Are Dying Of Hunger Than Coronavirus by Elmander1983(m): 10:29am On Apr 07, 2020
Act and stop talking too much sir. Nigerians are becoming allergic to too much empty talk.
hisexcellency34:


https://www.independent.ng/covid-19-nigerians-are-dying-of-hunger-says-ex-military-administrator/
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde: I Used Carrots, Vitamin C, Blackseed Oil, Honey To Fight COVID-19 by Elmander1983(m): 8:57am On Apr 07, 2020
And from doctor to marketer. He has a bee farm. It's a way to market his honey grin
yyba:
from engineer to doctor is alright. so doctor makinde you mean that combination will cure coronavirus ?
Celebrities / Re: Halima Abubakar Welcomes Baby Boy by Elmander1983(m): 8:48am On Apr 07, 2020
The husband is?? Wait up dude, she claimed she was a virgin sometime back and said only her husband would enter there. The dudes name is officially boundary breaker!!! grin
Nwodosis:
Can someone remind me that her husband's name?

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Politics / Re: The Official Peugeot 504 Of Olusegun Obasanjo In 1979 As Head Of State (Photo) by Elmander1983(m): 8:45am On Apr 07, 2020
Was lit that year
DriggityDre:
Med o.. This na mad ride for the 80s O! Talkess of 70s.
So OBJ was a gangster like this cool
Travel / Re: Nigerian In Philippines Displays Relief Items Given To Him By Government by Elmander1983(m): 7:14pm On Apr 02, 2020
God help us
HornyTave:


World War 3 has just begun, if China is found guilty of Bio warfare, US and Europe will respond accordingly.
No country has monopoly over Bio and chemical warfare.
i pray God help us.
Travel / Re: Nigerian In Philippines Displays Relief Items Given To Him By Government by Elmander1983(m): 5:58pm On Apr 02, 2020
MRSAWEDOFF:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NlUX2ju8lk

A Nigerian man based in Philippines said he was woken up this morning by government officials who gave I'm among others, a bag of rice, noodles, sausages and some other food items as part of governments gesture to help reduce the negative financial effects the sit at home order would have on its residents.

He wondered that if he who isn't a citizen was given such gifts, what then would be given to citizens, and even marveled that the government officials also took him phone numbers and gave him theirs, so he can contact them should in case he needs anything.

He then called on Nigerian government to try and do similar gestures which would go a long way to help its citizens

Culture / Re: Oluwo Akanbi: Infect Me With Coronavirus & Leave The Rest Of The World Out Of It by Elmander1983(m): 3:10pm On Mar 31, 2020
If corona locate am now, na him go first take off.
okomile:
Guy, get lost!!!!

Attention seeker

Waka pass pls
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Ahmad Lawan Urges Buhari To Provide Relief For Poor Nigerians by Elmander1983(m): 6:32pm On Mar 26, 2020
Abeg tell am.
luluman:
You look for snake and create the topic now.
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Ahmad Lawan Urges Buhari To Provide Relief For Poor Nigerians by Elmander1983(m): 6:30pm On Mar 26, 2020
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Asks FG To Pay N10,000 To Each Household, As He Donates N50M by Elmander1983(m): 11:04am On Mar 26, 2020
How much u, your family and govt Don give out? Learn to appreciate my brother! If every of the so-called big men of this country can do same, I know say u go change ur phone sef
ifykris22:
10k ?? What will that do for 1 person in this country not to talk of an entire household...

This country some household are up to 20 and you call that what??
US dey give Dem citizens $1000k you no even say give household $100 sef Metweewww
Politics / Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Asks FG To Pay N10,000 To Each Household, As He Donates N50M by Elmander1983(m): 10:58am On Mar 26, 2020
How much u, your family and govt Don give out? Learn to appreciate my brother! If every of the so-called polithiefcians can do same, I know say u go change ur phone sef
ifykris22:
10k ?? What will that do for 1 person in this country not to talk of an entire household...

This country some household are up to 20 and you call that what??
US dey give Dem citizens $1000k you no even say give household $100 sef Metweewww

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Business / Re: Global Lockdown Crashes Oil Price by Elmander1983(m): 7:43am On Mar 24, 2020
How this news take provide face masks, sanitizers to the people in rural communities?
NEXT
ProsperChild:


https://www.independent.ng/global-lockdown-crashes-oil-price/

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Health / Re: 40 Persons Infected As NCDC Confirms 4 New Coronavirus Cases by Elmander1983(m): 7:22am On Mar 24, 2020
Everybody wear ur nose mask before coming on Nairaland o! La-la? Begin ban people without distancing and face mask here osiso
NairaMaster1:


Eeeh?

And you're still on NL infecting everyone?
Health / Re: 40 Persons Infected As NCDC Confirms 4 New Coronavirus Cases by Elmander1983(m): 7:20am On Mar 24, 2020
No. They are coming from Nnewi
gabbasin:
which options will not be nonsense in 2023? Are the candidates coming from mars
Health / Re: 40 Persons Infected As NCDC Confirms 4 New Coronavirus Cases by Elmander1983(m): 7:19am On Mar 24, 2020
Wait o! True true na Buhari create Covid-19? Chai! Just wake ur brain up. It's no time for political talks now bro... Stay safe abeg
todugo:

Oga, u never see anything most Nigerian are so naive that even on their dying bed they still vote BUBU especially the North when dem here APC and bubu. illiteracy and tribalism is there problem grin grin
Health / Re: 40 Persons Infected As NCDC Confirms 4 New Coronavirus Cases by Elmander1983(m): 7:15am On Mar 24, 2020
Amen and know it begins with us. Let's stay safe by staying put and following all we've been adviced to do. I just hope say konji no go make people enter danger zone. Guys? Abeg stay safe especially my fellow Nairalanders[size=8pt][/size] grin
desiredmee:
God come and heal our land
Health / Re: Nigeria's Coronavirus Index Patient Discharged After Testing Negative by Elmander1983(m): 7:35am On Mar 21, 2020
Corona is sure scared of some faces
jeffizy:


Where was it written that they are the 'first nation to cure corona ' ?

Na wa o.
Politics / Re: Evelyn Murray-Bruce Is Dead! Cancer Kills Ben Murray Bruce's Wife by Elmander1983(m): 2:55pm On Mar 20, 2020
Chai! Na d common sense dey help u reason well so na grin
Awol1:
Murray-Bruce, the senator that did one tenure and respected his senatorial district agreement and gave way to someone from another zone.

Sorry for your loss sir.

But what happened to Commonsense?
Health / Re: Italian Man Who Brought Coronavirus To Nigeria Now Negative by Elmander1983(m): 2:49pm On Mar 20, 2020
Messenger of death! Carry corona come give people here come leave them dey suffer and u dey alright? Isoookay...
Happiigist:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/breaking-italian-who-brought-coronavirus-to-nigeria-now-negative-lagos/%3famp=1
Health / Re: Masturbate During Coronavirus Lockdown To Boost Your Immune System - Doctor by Elmander1983(m): 8:16pm On Mar 19, 2020
Suspect grin
Cindycruzz:
grin
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Sanusi's Dethronement As Emir Of Kano by Elmander1983(m): 9:44am On Mar 10, 2020
And that got him in a D. Lyon state cheesy
APCHaram:


Aminu Bayero was the first nominee on the list sent by the District heads for Kwankwaso's confirmation and appointment.

Sanusi was a distant 4th on the list.

Kwankwaso then did a Tanko and voila, Sanusi became the Hope Uzodima Emir of Kano.

All to spite Jonathan.
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Sanusi's Dethronement As Emir Of Kano by Elmander1983(m): 9:41am On Mar 10, 2020
This dude no well aswear grin
ojun50:
Corona virus be d solution to dis country problem oh
Politics / Re: Sanusi Lamido Arrested, Exiled To Nasarawa After Dethronement As Emir Of Kano by Elmander1983(m): 5:35pm On Mar 09, 2020
The evil men do, lives with them. Curses from people he rendered useless and jobless are certainly working against sanusi. Enjoy the sound of the beat you started in asylum grin
Calculating:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/breaking-sanusi-arrested-exiled-to-nassarawa/amp/
Sports / Re: Martial Shares Brutal Injury Pictures After Man Utd Win Vs Man City by Elmander1983(m): 8:28am On Mar 09, 2020
Bad dude! Sweet pain for Martial and congrats to Man Utd. Seems they're getting their groove back smiley
airex:
Usual base? After 30 years? SMH at your crave for stupidity.
Car Talk / Re: Mulliner Bacalar: Bentley Unveils Car With Trim Made From 5,000-Year-old Wood by Elmander1983(m): 7:39am On Mar 09, 2020
Simply a summer car
HsLBroker:
Ok, nice concept but not immpressed because if i am to buy this sport car, and am enjoy my driving on a cool evening time, if the rain start, if i dont pick race to go and dodge somewhere for the rain, people will just be laughing seeing someone wet from ahead to toes with a $2m worth of a car, what a funny vechicle.


Note before you quote me.

According to the post, it says
There's not even a removable cloth top. So, in the event of rain, the Bacalar would be best served by staying in the garage.

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Sports / Re: How Arsenal And Watford Trolled Liverpool After Stunning Defeat by Elmander1983(m): 8:46am On Mar 01, 2020
Savage grin
namiji2598:
then who paid u to comment?

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys Killed Dagan Laetitia Naankang, Burnt Her Body - Guardian by Elmander1983(m): 4:18pm On Feb 20, 2020
This reporter get mind sha.
Stay safe journalists Abeg. We need Una for NL
dre11:


https://m.guardian.ng/news/how-yahoo-boys-subjected-state-house-director-naankang-to-agony-of-slow-death/
Politics / Re: Shekau: Borno Youths Send Threatening Message To Boko Haram Leader by Elmander1983(m): 4:15pm On Feb 20, 2020
Borno, I am checking out! The fear of BH is actually the beginning of wisdom. Buratai, over to you Abeg.
Perufy:
A video has emerged online of the youths of Borno state who for some days now have been searching the bush for Shekau.

They issued threatening message to Shekau. They promised him that they will slaughter him when he is caught. I love the bravery of the Youths.

But will this also trigger another aggression on the youths by the BH sects

Watch the video below

https://www.facebook.com/100012579554359/posts/1051262668636375/?app=fbl
Crime / Re: Ataga Kidnap: Police Arrest Teacher For Spreading Fake News by Elmander1983(m): 2:46pm On Feb 19, 2020

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