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Music/Radio / Re: Nairaland Artiste, GONDY, Did A Song Titled CELEBRATE on DJCoublon Afro Beat by emilil(m): 9:54pm On May 09, 2016
I thnk airforce should patronise dj coublon, he will blow, this guy don blow

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Been Caught? by emilil(m): 8:44pm On May 09, 2016
Talking about sex no, buh two people caught me jerking off, separate days, those slowpoke told others, when the first saw me i was like why won't this ground open may i enter, the second one was my neighbour, chisos, i was like why again, since then no one has ever caught me, talking about sex, na brothel me dey go
Romance / Re: I Was A Virgin Few Hours Ago by emilil(m): 8:22pm On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
mtchwwwwwwwwwwww
When yhr reading call me
lols, i see clap for urself, 2k dey too much sef what am i saying, brothel full my side
Romance / Re: Would You Hit A Woman Back If She Hits You First (men Only) by emilil(m): 8:19pm On May 09, 2016
If am upset, the kind beating i will give her eh, if am happy, i may not
Romance / Re: Menses On Wedding Night by emilil(m): 8:12pm On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
oga ansa the question jare.. Abi u mean ull enta her from the back?
show me the period, if she refuse i will tell her in the face am going to brothel
Romance / Re: Menses On Wedding Night by emilil(m): 8:03pm On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
You've said the last good night to then last of your wedding guest....one thing leads to another....


GANGAN..........It's that time in your Life.
That time you've waited for all your Life.
That Magical moment.
The proverbial "wedding night"

Then She say....."Oops, I'm in my period"

What will you do? Meanwhile ur black mamba hav been stretching right from reception oooo :Dp

Lol I know some guys here will commit suicide
https://www.nairaland.com/1582027/menses-wedding-night

Cc smellymouth
Iykekelvins
Stfuareugod
Airsultan
Emilil
Kingrex1
Firstking1
Obiorathesubtle
And all omo orile Crew cheesy
Na ur booty i dey aim angry
Romance / Re: I Was A Virgin Few Hours Ago by emilil(m): 8:01pm On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
how much are u paying? Small boy
2k
Romance / Re: I Was A Virgin Few Hours Ago by emilil(m): 7:24pm On May 09, 2016
naughtynaughty:
Uve eaten the forbidden fruit

Hehehehe
Congrats my guy.. May our gods continue to fill ur scrotum with sperms
i heard u have big booty, come and disvirgin me oo grin
Romance / Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by emilil(m): 7:15pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
lol grin my font color again?
this one is manageable
Romance / Re: Guys, Can You Marry A Lady Who Cannot Cook? by emilil(m): 7:14pm On May 09, 2016
I can't is not possible
Romance / Re: Nigeria Ladies Are The Most Confused by emilil(m): 6:59pm On May 09, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
°•I dont really care ta debate with you on it
It's a unofficial crew
...but uhm, that's what ya'll look an act like
from looking eyes on the outside
u are communicating only with urself, just take a look at her Who u wan give eye problem

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Politics / Re: Ndigbo In South-Africa Protests Against Fulani Attack In Enugu. by emilil(m): 5:43pm On May 09, 2016
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Celebrities / Re: Solidstar To Drop New Ablum "WEED" by emilil(m): 4:49pm On May 09, 2016
kenonze:



Is like checking on my Dp makes your day.
naughtysite leave me alone
u fit give me a piece of that yansh angry
Celebrities / Re: Solidstar To Drop New Ablum "WEED" by emilil(m): 4:46pm On May 09, 2016
Naughtysite:
It will be banned if he doesnt change that title..

Quote me when it happens.
it sells, and they don't ban album, if they try, he will sue them for business damage 1billion naira, u think, album na beans?
Romance / Why Do Some People Think About Themselves Alone by emilil(m): 4:24pm On May 09, 2016
Is annoying, if they hurt u, it means nothing, if u hurt them they will lament and cry like a cry cry baby, they don't care about your emotions, all they are after is, i should be happy first, then u come second, if u do the same to them, u will became a bad person why
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photos Of Helen Paul And Husband by emilil(m): 8:37am On May 09, 2016
Jimi23:


U go register account on May 7 2016 dey post comment abuse Tiwa? God punish u Helen 'Puke' Paul. U and Tiwa Savage na class? The kind wozzing wey we hear say this tin wey u marry dey give u ehn, na dat suffer head go kill u there. Dem be like mumu couple.See ur rubbish husband head like monkey yansh and channel 9. Short husband shortest wife. Wetin una go kon born?
oya face ur front shocked
Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When You See A Beautiful Lady But You Lack D Will To Woo Her? by emilil(m): 8:07am On May 09, 2016
halfricanadian:


smiley av a wonderful day today u deserve it
same

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