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Food / Re: Which Of These Local Snacks Did You Enjoy As A Child? (pics) by Emmanfemcy(m): 6:14pm On Apr 21, 2023
What of pakere. Cake made with corn.

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Agriculture / Re: Strange Yam Looking Like A Hand Harvested In Ekiti (Photos) by Emmanfemcy(m): 9:24pm On Apr 01, 2023
[If you are from Ekiti like you claim, then you should have know that some people use water from mortuary to plant their yams. quote author=Oloki post=122219220]


For your information, am from ekiti. Have seen yams bigger and mysterious looking than this ordinary yam being called name.

Have you seen those Ebira yam? If you havent seen one, then stop arguing.

I repeat once again, this is ordinary yam[/quote]
Politics / Re: Adamu Garba Slams GRV For Not Removing His Cap & Shoes At Oba's Palace In Lagos by Emmanfemcy(m): 3:48pm On Mar 17, 2023
So the king in your place is useless right. Learn how to talk to people in authority] grin

Busy body, is the useless Oba complaining? [/quote]
Politics / Re: Why Do Obi Supporters Tag Supporters Of Other Candidates Fake? by Emmanfemcy(m): 9:31am On Oct 06, 2022
It's because everything about them is fake. They are the reason Nigerians don't buy made-in Nigeria products
Travel / Re: Which State Has The Worst Capital In Nigeria? by Emmanfemcy(m): 1:06am On Sep 16, 2022
[quote author=EndsarsReloaded post=116641787]Some foolish bigots mentioned Enugu and Umuahia and Abakiliki? Only hate mixed with ignorance can make one to say such fallacy.

How many state capitals in the SW can beat these 3 cities above?

SMH.[I guess you've not travel out of southeast]
Politics / Re: 2023: Poll Shows Peter Obi Leads Tinubu, Atiku, Kwankwaso by Emmanfemcy(m): 3:22pm On Sep 15, 2022
Can any of Peter Obi fan pray that God should make his/her like Anambra state under Peter Obi

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Politics / Re: 2023: Poll Shows Peter Obi Leads Tinubu, Atiku, Kwankwaso by Emmanfemcy(m): 3:20pm On Sep 15, 2022
I will start following any of the presidential aspirant if their followers here can pray that God should make his/her life like the way each and everyone of them handle their state while been governor then.

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Politics / Re: Fashola: Politicians Can Win Elections Without Exaggerating Nigeria’s Problems by Emmanfemcy(m): 2:16pm On Sep 10, 2022
[quote author=Xscape1993 post=116531825]The founder of agberos in Nigeria does not understand this philosophy ooo.....[Agbero simply means bus-conductor. Do you now mean this very man you're talking about is the founder of Agbero all over Nigeria?]
Politics / Re: Ahmed Bakare: Southwest Contributed To Nigeria’s Problems By Voting APC In 2015 by Emmanfemcy(m): 6:37am On Sep 08, 2022
So Kano state that provide 2million vote for Buhari is not north. Funny people everywhere.
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by Emmanfemcy(m): 9:25pm On Feb 04, 2022
[quote author=Amotolongbo post=109796875]Oops

I am sorry bro, you might not know;
Funwontan
Alabefe
Alfa Pastor Oluwo
Jengbetiele
Itu Baba Ita
Laisi Abesupinle

The first comedian that I know who made Bola Ahmed Tinubu laughed so hard that he almost fell from his seat[You get it, if not for death. He should have conclude the Itu-baba-ita]
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Syndicate Who Buy Cars With Fake Bank Alerts In Enugu by Emmanfemcy(m): 12:56pm On Dec 24, 2021
[God bless you for this message. I find it funny here that most people comment base on tribe.
Greetings Sir, compliments of the season. Sir, I know some people can be very unscrupulous In their dealings with others.
Let's not generalise and accuse a whole tribe which are in their millions because of the wickedness and stupidity of a hundred thousand. Let's try to propagate love, Love and appreciate whoever does what's right irrespective of age, creed,colour, tribe, religion etc and support justice to be fully administered to whoever does wrong irrespective of age, sex, colour, creed, tribe etc. I know sometimes it can be hurtful what some people do. But let's not try to also hurt the innocent ones amongst us. Do have a pleasant holiday ahead Sir. Blessing evergreen. Pp[/quote]
Properties / Re: Adebowale Sikiru Ikoyi Building Collapse: My Rejection For Being Muslim Saved Me by Emmanfemcy(m): 11:08am On Nov 05, 2021
That youth corps that died there is she not a Muslim. Don't mind this yeye man
Health / Re: Pile (homorrhoids) Is Dealing With Me, Please Help by Emmanfemcy(m): 9:20pm On Oct 26, 2021
Look for red coco ( KOKO PUPA i.e in Yoruba) look for mud pot. Set fire then put the red coco inside the pot and wait till it get burnt totally, then grind it and mix with pap or you can drink with just water. Morning and night for one week
Religion / Re: Pastor Wiseman Daniel Riding Bicycle & Security Personnel Following Him (Photo) by Emmanfemcy(m): 3:44pm On Oct 03, 2021
Abi o
FreedomArmy:
jealousy will just joke you if you are not careful. Its better he is riding bicycle than moving from one bush to another looking for bandits and negotiating for them with the FG
Family / Re: DNA Test, I Am Scared by Emmanfemcy(m): 9:18pm On Sep 30, 2021
JovialJune:
Hehehehe, I'll be on the lookout for "m" monikers, let's see if they will be bold enough to bitch about since this one is a grown ass adult, of which his momma was born in the time past, and not females of these days.
Family / Re: DNA Test, I Am Scared by Emmanfemcy(m): 9:17pm On Sep 30, 2021
Now is even better than the olden bdays
JovialJune:
Hehehehe, I'll be on the lookout for "m" monikers, let's see if they will be bold enough to bitch about since this one is a grown ass adult, of which his momma was born in the time past, and not females of these days.
Travel / Re: World Tourism Day: Beautiful Pictures From Tourist Sites In Nigeria by Emmanfemcy(m): 10:26pm On Sep 27, 2021
Read the headline very well. Everybody is ask to add his/her own. So please add your own
Pidginwhisper:
Thought you said Nigeria. Why only SouthWest? Or are there no other tourism destinations in Nigeria aside these ones?. There are tourism destinations scattered all over Southern Nigeria but you focus on SouthWest alone. Better still edit and change the heading to”Beautiful pictures from tourist sites in Southwest”What’s worth doing is worth doing well. undecided
Celebrities / Re: 2baba Married My Daughter - Pero Adeniyi's Father, Prince Jide Adeniyi by Emmanfemcy(m): 8:12pm On Sep 03, 2021
You picked at random and pass the judgement unto others. I believe it's not all men that behave that sha
Onyi22:
Marry a womanizer at your own risk
Nigerian guys are Useless, All of them
Health / Re: Help: Chronic Diarrhea For More Than A Month by Emmanfemcy(m): 9:18pm On Sep 01, 2021
Firstly, change your food to soak garri, bread
Buy Ampiclux, flaggy, chloroquine take it morning, afternoon and night two two each
Music/Radio / Re: Victor Uwaifo: My Encounter With Mami Water (Throwback Video) by Emmanfemcy(m): 10:46pm On Aug 29, 2021
Its possible for the man to have seeing such thing. I know many will not believe that their certain fish that If you cut them and boil them it won't boil, but if you return it back to the stream it will join back. In this Nigeria there's fish with headlight on it

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Music/Radio / Re: Victor Uwaifo: My Encounter With Mami Water (Throwback Video) by Emmanfemcy(m): 10:40pm On Aug 29, 2021
It's possible for the man to have seeing such thing. Because nothing is new again. I know many will not believe that their certain fish that If you cut them and boil them it won't boil. And if you return it back to the stream it will join back. And if I tell that in this Nigeria there's fish with headlight on it.
Music/Radio / Re: Victor Uwaifo: My Encounter With Mami Water (Throwback Video) by Emmanfemcy(m): 10:34pm On Aug 29, 2021
True talk
I learnt that things that lives inside water plenteous than things that lives on land
Toks2008:


They are.

Everything that lives outside the sea are all in the sea... We live in a parallel universe with that in the sea.

Sea horse, sea turtle, sea dog, sea human...

It is a mystery but they are very very real.

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Politics / Re: Muhammed Dingyadi: Do Not Pick Up Arms To Defend Yourselves, Report To Police by Emmanfemcy(m): 4:58pm On Aug 25, 2021
This people has a plan. They are just backing bandits in disguise
Politics / Re: Muhammed Dingyadi: Do Not Pick Up Arms To Defend Yourselves, Report To Police by Emmanfemcy(m): 4:56pm On Aug 25, 2021
This people has an plan. They are backing bandits in disguise
Politics / Re: Enugu Intervenes On Amagunze/Amechi Idodo/Oruku Bridge by Emmanfemcy(m): 9:33am On Aug 20, 2021
Funny people. I just wonder why some people will comparing east to any other part in Nigeria. They are the smallest and no development
Danjikanbauchi:
This guys are too much, imagine a private citizen constructing a road and bring of over 5 km, and he is not even making noise about it. But Dangote will construct a 2 km road everybody will not rest government will even stop taking him. Useless Terrorists infested country.
Celebrities / Re: Fela Anikulapo-Kuti's Death: 24 Years After - Son Writes by Emmanfemcy(m): 4:36pm On Aug 02, 2021
[quote author= post=104346368]FOR EVER LIVES ANIKULAPO

It’s been 24 years Fela since you left us.
Twas just like yesterday.
Baba 70,
You are missed but your legacy continues in your children and grandchildren.
Gone but never forgotten.
You left too strong a legacy to be forgotten
!!!”

Going back memory lane on this good Monday.
*singing Baba 70*
Arrangeeee Masters cheesy


"Army Arrangement"


[Chorus]
One day go be one day!
Those wey dey steal the money for government!

Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk
Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk

[Chorus]
Ge ge!

If you like e good
If you no like you hang
If you like e good
If you no like you hang
If you hang you go die
You go die for nothing
We go carry your body go police station
You die wrongfully

Suffer dey Africa, pa pa ra pa
I suffer dey, pa pa ra pa
Condition dey e, pa pa ra pa
Me I no say you be African man
And we dey suffer, pa pa ra pa
Which condition you dey I don't know
The condition me I dey me I know
My condition don reach make I act

If your condition today make you shake
And you still dey not talk the way you feel
Make you open your two ears very well
To hear the truth talk me I dey talk
Listen make you dey agree for me
Every day and night you dey hear me talk
One day you self you agree with me
To dey act the way as you dey feel
Remember if you no act your own
One day of course we must die

Nigeria get the money
Foreign money for oversea
Nigeria get the money
Foreign money for oversea
Announcement start to happen
Newspaper carry them paper
Radio dey shout for studio
Obasanjo turn vocalist
Yar'Adua road manager
Every government statement
Seven billion naira missing
Missing from oversea
Foreign currency scandal
Them start to arrest everybody o


E no finish, e no finish...

Doctor, lawyer, hustlers
Engineer, photographers
Doctor, lawyer, hustlers
Engineer, photographers
All of them Kirikiri
Ten to fifteen years in jail
After one year inside jail
Civilian government take over
Them release all of dem
Them say dem be innocent o

E no finish, e no finish...

Two-point-eight-billion naira
Oil money is missing
Two-point-eight-billion naira
Oil money is missing
Them set up inquiry
Them say money no lost o
Them dabaru everybody
Supervisor Obasanjo
Them say make him no talk o
"Money no lost," them shout again
Inquiry come close o


E no finish, e no finish...

Election story nko
Obasanjo plan am very well
Election story nko
Obasanjo plan am very well
Him take old politicians
Wey rule Nigeria before
The same old politicians
Wey spoil Nigeria before
Obasanjo carry all of them
All of them dey there now

E no finish, e no finish...

[Chorus]
Yeah!

The young Africans them get two ears for head
Them get two eyes too
Them dey see the thing wey dey happen
Them dey hear am too
Few people dey fat with big money
And the rest dey hungry
Me Fela, I challenge Obasanjo
Na wayo him dey all the time
Make him carry me go any court
I go open book for am
Na wayo government we dey o
E gba mi o
Na weak government we dey o
Ye paripa o
Na paddy paddy government we dey
E gba mi o

[Chorus]
Yeah!

We give money
Paddy paddy
Arrange ni
Wayo wayo
Economic
We give money
Paddy paddy
Wayo wayo

[Chorus]
Army arrangement!

Add am together, give me the answer
Give me money, add am together
Paddy paddy, add am together
Economic, add am together
Division or multiplication
Mathematician, put am together
One answer you go get
One answer you go get

Give me money, put am together
Paddy paddy, put am together
Wayo wayo, put am together
Economic, put am together
Division or multiplication
Mathematician, put am together
One answer you go get
One answer you go get

Give me money, put am together
Wayo wayo, put am together...

Give me money, put am together
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o
Yeah yeah
Arrange e ma si ta si o


Give me money, put am together
Wayo wayo, put am together
Economic, put am together

[Chorus]
Ju'di! Ju si le!

[Chorus]
One day go be one day!
Those wey dey steal the money for government!

[Chorus]
One day, one day!


Listening to this powerfu lyrics is a testimony that dis country don spoil no be today.
Imagine what the equivalent of 7 BILLION in the 70's is right now?

Nigeria will be great again, in our lifetime. [You really tried o
Culture / Re: The Supernatural Fire Dance Of The Itsekiris by Emmanfemcy(m): 10:43pm On Jul 15, 2021
[uote author=OBALOLA55 post=103636957]HOW COME THIS AJA-OGBUGBU IS NOT PRACTICED IN YORUBA LAND

I THOUGHT YORUBAS AND ITSEKIRIANS ARE BRETHRENsad

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF AJA-OGBUGBU IN YORUBA LINGUAgrin[some places practice such in Yoruba land. Mostly Ekiti, I mean you can Google Ina-oluwa dance in Ayedun Ekiti]
Religion / Re: Bishop Wale Oke: No To Sharia Law In South West Nigeria by Emmanfemcy(m): 6:31pm On May 28, 2021
mofedamijo:
Only an illiterate without common sense will believe Yoruba muslims are fanatics.

I went to a Catholic school in Lagos, and some of my classmates back then were Muslims, I am talking of those rich Awori Muslims. Guess what? We attended Mass service together, twice every week.

During Sallah, we go to their houses to eat Sallah meat. We were one United Family. Never at any point in time did religious tension arise throughout my six years in high school.

Its only in the South West that you will have Alhaji as a Father, Deaconess as a mother, and Alhaji will drop his family in church on Sundays.

Only in South West Nigeria, have I seen Muslim families asking a pastor to come pray for them.

South Western muslims will even tell Christians going to church on Sunday, "pray for me too ooo"

South Western muslims are enlightened and educated. They don't give room for religious idiocy and fanatism.

South West muslims will come to your house and finish your Christmas food.
Dem no send you.

South West Christians will even attend the naming ceremony of a Muslim child, they will even play with Alfa, and eat enough food.

South West Christians will even buy Sallah ram for some mosques.

Do you know that South Westerners will have a Muslim landlord, Christian tenants, and they will live together for 10 years without ever having religious conflicts

If they are trying to break South West with religion, they have failed already. No SW muslim will ever take to terrorism and fanatism. This Sharia is dead and buried. Not going to work in the SW.

Like every group of people on planet earth, there is always these 0.00000000001% of traitors, backstabbers and idiots. Therefore, SW Nigeria is not an exception. There is that 0.000000001% SW Muslims who are backstabbers, just because of what they will eat or benefit. However, they are inconsequential to the task of having Sharia law in the SW.

NO SHARIA LAW IN SW NIGERIA.

You are right. God will not allowed them to have their way in SW

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Crime / Re: Man Burnt To Death For Insulting Prophet Muhammad In Darazo, Bauchi (Graphic Pix by Emmanfemcy(m): 10:44pm On Mar 30, 2021
I don't think I have heard it anywhere that people kill because someone blaspheme Jesus Christ. Let's try to live up to the standard of living in peace with our fellow human being. "Thou shall not kill"

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