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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by emyjones: 4:50pm On Oct 01, 2019
Mayan MC....nice series.... If you were a fan of Sons Of Anarchy you would dig this a whole lot!!
Family / Re: I Almost Lost My Little Daughter Practicing What She Saw On TV - Nigerian Man by emyjones: 3:12pm On Sep 14, 2019
totally agree with you. The best action is to ignore such morons with foolish comment which clearly describes their personality. Just imagine what an adult sat down and placed as a comment.

People should totally ignore such morons. When they see no one is quoting them they would crawl back to the pit they came from.

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I don't just understand you guys. When will you grow. You guys are the reason why stupid and attention seeking people still exist on nairaland.

The dude actually made that comment just for the quotes/attention he's gonna get and you are, giving him left and right. If you ignore him, he will crawl back to his hole
Crime / Re: 1-Year-old Twin’s Body Part Cut Off In Lagos Hospital by emyjones: 12:25pm On Sep 08, 2018
Romance / Re: I Dont Want To Hurt My Jobless Boyfriend again for My Bestie by emyjones: 9:35am On May 31, 2018
One of the best response I have ever read on Nairaland. Hope the OP reads its well, word for word and line by line!!

quote author=greatnaija01 post=67998908]You really are a wonder

You are NOT a faithful Lady for relationship. You have lived in dishonesty and its all because of MONEY and Greed.

you are also materialistic (NO MATTER HOW YOU DENY IT, YOU ACTUALLY ARE.)

You have lied to your boyfriend and you feel you are better than him, so why are you still MANAGING him, he no longer appeals to you so leave him... you have HURT him beyond what he can imagine but because he does not know that is why he is still sucking up to u.

The new guy whom u called BESTIE may be the one you should marry (i.e If you wont CHEAT on him too with a new bestie when he gets boring).

You need to realize you will not be YOUNG FOREVER, and you may actually be lazy to WORK on your RELATIONSHIP. You are DOUBLE MINDED.

So pls make up your LIFE by making up your MIND to be FAITHFUL AND LOYAL.

Your bestie MUST always be your LOVER.... So stop deceiving yourself.

THIS IS A BITTER TRUTH, BUT SWALLOW IT AND IT WILL CURE YOU.

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Crime / Re: 'Mad' Woman Caught With Human Body Parts In Delta Burnt By Youths (Graphic Pic by emyjones: 12:46am On Jan 30, 2018
.....Just wondering!!....With all the pics taken not a single pic(s) of the body parts found on her.....!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Workforce Past Question And Answer by emyjones: 2:33am On Jan 20, 2018
Kindly send:- emman.itua@gmail.com
Thanks!!
Crime / Re: Customs Officer Shoots 8-month Pregnant Woman In Ogun by emyjones: 12:16am On Jan 19, 2018
mikejj:
why the arrest? it wasnt delibrately..he was carrying out his duties

Sometimes I wonder why imbeciles like you respond with such repulsive remark....No worry na so e go happen to your sisters and wife...Ode!!
Romance / Re: Man Collapses After Hanging Out With Babe In The Club by emyjones: 8:57am On Jun 26, 2016
....This is a very serious warning to guys!!!
Crime / Woman Cut Rapist’s Privates And Forced Him To Eat Them At Gunpoint. by emyjones: 2:31pm On Jun 18, 2016
A woman who was kidnapped and assaulted turned the tables on her attacker when she castrated her assailant and forced him to eat his own genitals.

Kimberly Van Walt, 19, white from Benoni, South Africa was walking home from a friend’s house when she was approached by a man offering her a ride to where she was heading. Kimberly replied, “no thank you” and the man drove off. Kimberly continued walking home but upon turning a corner, that same man jumped out of the bushes and kidnapped her.

The attacker a three time convicted rapist. He took Kimberly back to his house where he tied her up and assaulted her for hours. He eventually passed out drunk and Kimberly was able to untie herself.
In a fit of rage Kimberly then tied up the man and cut his penis and testicles. He woke up screaming and yelling and Kimberly proceeded to toss his “parts” in the microwave.

“I threw that bastards junk in the microwave, grab the plate, fork and a steak knife and cut it up like hot dogs,” said Kimberly in a recorded statement. “I grabbed a gun that he had left on the kitchen counter, walked over to him, and forced him to eat it. I have no remorse and I am not sorry. That bastard deserved it and he’s going to hell.”

The rapist stated that he feared for his life so he complied with Kimberly’s request for him to eat his own dick and balls. He was arrested at the scene and transported to the hospital where he received medical treatment and was then transported to Jail.

Kimberly is not being charged with anything.
A neighbor named Donna gave this statement, “Now we don’t have to worry about that pervert doing this to anyone else,” she said. “If we castrated every child molester, we would never have this problem.”

Source: http://africannewsupdates.com/2016/06/17/white-girl-benoni-cut-rapists-privates-forced-eat-gunpoint/

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Travel / Re: Customs Officer Destroys Arik Air’s Equipment Over Delayed Flight by emyjones: 4:54pm On May 15, 2016
[quote author=ggxhhdggdghhhfn post=45646250][/quote]

This is a scam
Crime / Re: Beware Of Atm Fraudsters!!! by emyjones: 12:00am On Apr 27, 2016
The OP is not coming out straight with his experience. First and foremost the code you received 5times are OTPs(One Time Password) which enabled the fraudsters carry out the transactions successfully.

This fraudsters send people such kind of SMS that their ATM card would be deactivated and to prevent such call a GSM number which is included on the SMS.

People who fall victim of such smishing scam actually call the number and the person who picks up the call would claim to be from BVN office(which does not exist) and ask for the bank you use as well as PAN details on the card. They also would require you to confirm the Security number at the back of the card and expiration date of the card. They go further to ask for balance on the account. Finally they would request for your PIN.

This is the most baffling part how people divulge such sensitive detail as your card PIN. I mean if someone walks up and ask for your PIN would you give the person or better yet when withdrawing money from the ATM you always tend to block the person behind from viewing when inputting your PIN so why on earth would a stranger on the phone request for your PIN and you give them.

Transaction would not be successful if the above listed details are not provided.

We should be wise and enlighten older folks as they mostly fall to this scam today.
Crime / Woman Walks Into Police Station To Report Rape Clutching Attacker's Sex Organ by emyjones: 9:29am On Feb 12, 2016
A 32 year old woman walked into a station claiming to have been raped - clutching her alleged attackers pen*s. The woman told officers she had been repeatedly raped by her brother-in-law for days. 
She alleged on the final occasion, she faked consent and sliced off his genitals with a sickle, the Times of India reported.

She presented stunned authorities with the bloodied organ claiming it was the only way she could stop the attacks . 
  
Police rushed to a house in the Churhat area in Sidhi district at around 6am on Thursday.

But before any medical help could be administered, they found the suspect had committed suicide.
The woman told officers her husband works in Nashik and she was living with her-brother-in-law.

"When he forced himself on me, I faked consent and severed his privates with a sickle," she reportedly told police.

The man's body was found hanging from a tree near the house. The woman was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder.
Sidhi SP Abid Khan told the paper: "This is a rare case and has to be investigated for a proper charge sheet."
Police said the woman is mentally stable and has no regrets to what she has done.


http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2016/02/woman-walks-into-police-station-to.html?m=1
Family / Re: My Wife Is More Sexually Responsive After I Beat Her Up by emyjones: 4:01pm On Dec 31, 2015
BrownChima212:

Okada drop me here.......Lai mohammed just commented grin grin grin
..... grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Soldiers Brutalize FC Taraba Players For Protest Over Unpaid Salaries by emyjones: 3:18pm On Dec 05, 2015
Sports / Soldiers Brutalize FC Taraba Players For Protest Over Unpaid Salaries by emyjones: 3:12pm On Dec 05, 2015
The rights of Taraba FC players was yesterday trampled upon, as soldier numbering over eleven brutalized the players for besieging the government in protest over non payment of their eleven months salaries.

The players claimed they were yet to be paid their remunerations and match bonus by the state government. They stormed the Government House at about 7a.m on a peaceful protest, preventing both staffs and political appointees from gaining access into the premises. But they met a brick wall, as the soldiers drafted into the arena by the state government gave the footballers serious beating.

Government activities in the government house as at the time of this report was on a standstill, as top government functionaries are running up and down seeking for way of persuading the players.

Among top government functionaries who could not gain access to the government house yesterday includes the Special Adviser to the Governor on Security, Col. Wunike Agyo, Special Adviser on Rural Development, Mammud Abubakar, the Chief Protocol Officer, Kabiru Marafa, Chief Press Secretary, Hassan Mijiyawa and the Chief Press Secretary to the Deputy Governor, Lawal Sani Kona.

Speaking with newsmen, the team captain, Kelvin Njoku, expressed dismay at the “deliberate” refusal of the state government to “pay us our salaries for the past eleven months.”

Apart from the salaries, which he said the state government has “refused to pay in spite of the bailout given to them by the federal government,” the government, Njoku said “has also refused to pay us our match bonuses.”

It was learnt that the military, who have been keeping vigil in the state capital, were ushered into the government house armed with horsewhip, and the riffles and manhandled the players who vowed to remain in the government house pending when their demands are meant.

Earlier, the Chief of staff to the government, Rebo Usman said the government was aware of their plights, adding that machineries have been put in place to pay them.

Celebrities / Re: Lola Omota-Okoye And Tania Omotayo Are Sisters by emyjones: 11:12am On Sep 18, 2015
....and this is suppose to be NEWS!!....Hmm!!
Education / Re: OOU Loses A 300level Female Student- See Her Photo by emyjones: 9:04pm On May 21, 2015
fredraf:
She is gone R.I.P but her punna honey well lives on.
As you look foolish on your pic, same foolishness applies to your brain and speech....Ode!!

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Romance / Re: I Am Torn Between HIM And Masters Degree by emyjones: 2:27am On Apr 03, 2015
Just wondering if the guy in question was a primary school teacher and the issue of further education as stated was brought forth which he objected....Would you come on this forum still confused?.... Oil money don confuse person oooo!
Nairaland / General / Re: Brain Teaser!!! Dead Wife...(photo) by emyjones: 12:12pm On Feb 12, 2015
Hmm....what about if he drove to his house and that was the crime scene.....he left his wife at home afterall
Politics / Re: Security Operatives Surround Garba Shehu, APC Campaign Spokesman’s Residence by emyjones: 11:38am On Feb 12, 2015
I don't get why people keep saying its all lies except pics are uploaded....the funny thing so far since the story of military/security operatives laying seige on APC members houses broke out is - the army, defence ministry or even the PDP have not come out to deny it.....Weird!!
Romance / Will You Go This Far For Love? by emyjones: 11:00am On Feb 27, 2013
Two lovers banned from seeing each other by their parents brought traffic to a standstill when they stripped off and threatened to leap from a bridge.
The couple kept police and rescuers at bay for more than two hours as they stayed locked in a passionate clinch on a flyover 30ft above a motorway in China.
"Our parents say we can't be together but we want to show people we have nothing to hide," they told a bemused crowd in Guangzhou, Guangdong province.
"We won't come down until everyone has seen how much we mean to each other and that our parents will never be able to pull us apart," they added.
Bridge protests have become common in China, but public nudity is still considered scandalously shocking.
"We waited for the high wind and the cold air to cool off their passion and eventually they gave themselves up.
"Our biggest problem was blocking the traffic so motorists didn't drive into each other trying to get a better look," said a police spokesman.

Crime / Widow Killed By Her Lover For Money Ritual by emyjones: 10:20am On Feb 14, 2013
Kafilat Lateef was a young woman of 36 years. Widowed five years ago and left with three children, she must have felt the absence of a companion which made her yield to the love overtures of Gbenga Taiwo, then a plank seller at Bodija market, Ibadan. Their paths had crossed over two years ago, as she was also a trader in foodstuffs at the same market.

Happy that she had found love again, Kafilat put in all she had into the relationship. Her family members were also happy that she was looking bright again. Putting her trust in the man she had had intimacy with several times since their relationship started, Kafilat did not think twice when Taiwo called her on January 19 , inviting her to Oyo town, where he had relocated since 2012. She returned to Ibadan on January 20 and went back to Oyo on January 21. He reportedly told her to come for the N50,000 he promised her.

Happy that she would be seeing her lover again, she went to Oyo, and when her sister called her later, she told her that she was with Taiwo at Idi Ope area of Oyo. She was given food and drinks, which she took with happiness, not knowing that she was drinking to her own death. Unknown to her, her drink had been laced with drug, which sent her to sleep, from where she slipped to death.

Information gathered from her lover, Taiwo, who had been arrested along with four others in connection with Kafilat’s death, revealed that immediately she became unconscious, the loverboy and his friends, Afeez Kareem and Lukman Ganiyu, who had already planned her death, clubbed her on the head with a dagger, after which they put a kolanut in her mouth and buried her in a shallow grave already dug for the purpose.

The act was carried out in a house where Ganiyu was working as a security guard.

Source learnt that Taiwo was hellbent on becoming wealthy, not minding the means through which that would be achieved. He had reportedly approached an Islamic cleric, Mohammed Saheed, that he was interested in money ritual. Saheed claimed that he told Gbenga that he could not do such but gave him an alternative which could also yield money if done.

Saheed reportedly told him to put a kolanut in the mouth of the corpse of an elderly man or woman and bring it the following day after the kolanut must have dropped from the corpse’s mouth. To quicken the process, Gbenga decided to employ the services of prostitutes which he would kill to achieve his aim.

“However, when I approached prostitutes, I could not afford what they said I would pay if they should sleep in my house overnight. That was why I decided to make use of one of my numerous female friends,” Taiwo said. He further confessed that he tried two other lovers. He gave the names of his other lovers as Mama Iroko who came to him from Iroko, a surburb of Oyo town, and Mama Dada, a trader at Gbagi market whom he invited from Ibadan.

He disclosed that while Mama Iroko did not sleep after her drink was laced with drug, Mama Dada suspected his motive, especially when she noticed the shallow grave that was dug. According to him, “she did not sleep throughout the night and when it was daytime, she asked me whether it was good for me to think evil towards her. She left thereafter.”

Unfortunately, Kafilat became the victim, as she fell asleep after her drink was laced with drug. The following morning after she was buried, her suspected killers went to the graveside to take the kolanut as expected but to their consternation, there was none. They scrapped the earth off the remains and saw the kolanut still in the mouth of the corpse.

When the trio saw that their plan had not worked, they reportedly decided to dismember her remains after severing the head. They allegedly burnt the pieces and buried them in another shallow grave by a dumpsite behind the house where the dastardly act was committed. Taiwo confessed to the police that he took the head to a herbalist, one Adeyemi Adedokun a.k.a. Baba Agbadu to use it for money ritual for him.

Adedokun, however, denied being given the head, though he admitted that Taiwo brought the head to his house.

Also, Mohammed Saheed from Ilesa-Baruba in Kwara State, whom Taiwo alleged to have asked him to bring kolanut, denied telling him to kill someone, saying he was only tring to help. Saheed, who said he was a Quranic teacher, told Source , that Taiwo came to him for money ritual but claimed that he told him he was not into such things.

Saheed added that Taiwo also brought his friends Afeez and Lukman, who also wanted to do charms for authority and favour respectively.

According to Saheed, “I told him what our forefathers used to do with kolanut from the mouth of an elderly dead person, saying that if this is done, it would be found by the graveside by the following day.

“ I also told him that the deceased’s spirit would try to resist the kolanut being taken but if it could be forcefully taken, it would be used for a charm that would be bringing any fortune from wherever one may want.

“Three days after, he came back with the kolanut but told me that he did not find the kolanut by the graveside, so he had to exhume the corpse to take it.

“I sent him away that I would not be involved in such a thing because I had already told him that the kolanut should not be used on exhumed corpse, an accident victim or someone deliberately murdered.”

Sunday Tribune further gathered that Taiwo was a wanted suspect in Oyo State Police Command in relation with cases of robbery in which he was involved. He was said to have abandoned his wife and only child, relocating to Oyo from Ibadan immediately he knew there was a manhunt for him.

Police sources also told Tribune that Taiwo’s father had already disowned him as a result of the robbery cases he was allegedly involved in, unknown to him that he would still commit another crime. The father, Mr Joseph Taiwo, is said to be the pastor of God’s Foundation Church at Jakan area of Agbowo, Ibadan.

The Assistant Commissioner of Police in charge of the State Criminal Investigation Department, Iyaganku who is currently investigating the case, Mrs Janet Agbede, told Sunday Tribune that policemen comprising of Oyo SARS operatives, detectives from CID and Durbar Division set to work when Kafilat’s family reported the case of their missing relation, after efforts to locate Kafilat proved abortive. The family members had told the police that two days after Kafilat left for her lover’s place in Oyo, her line was not going through.

They added that they later received a call from Kafilat’s line telling them that she had an accident in Lagos and was hospitalised in a general hospital but was disappointed when all efforts to locate Kafilat in any Lagos hospital proved abortive.

Describing the act of the suspects as callous and despicable, Mrs Agbede, advised women to be wary of men they regard as lovers so that they would not fall victim to evil-minded persons. Tribune gathered that a pathologist has told police that the charred remains of the deceased would have to be taken abroad for autopsy and DNA. The cost was put at N1 million.

Pic shows the suspects - inset Kafilat Lateef and Gbenga Taiwo

Crime / Police Arrest Son For Killing Father Over Gratuity by emyjones: 11:55am On Feb 04, 2013
The Cross River State Police Command has arrested a man, identified as Ekemini Bassey for allegedly killing his father, a retired University of Calabar lecturer, Prof. Nathaniel Bassey, to claim his N40m gratuity.

Ekemini’s brother, Odiong Bassey, is also wanted by the police for being an accomplice in the alleged murder.

PUNCH Metro learnt on Saturday that the duo had been having a running battle with their late father, who was not pleased with their recent negative behaviours.

A family source, who pleaded anonymity, said Ekemini and Odiong, who are university drop-outs, had been making frivolous financial demands on their late father.

PUNCH Metro further learnt that the retired lecturer was said to have complained to some of his colleagues that his children were intimidating him into borrowing money to meet their demands, which did not go down well with him.

Police sources told our correspondent that things, however, became tense in the house after the boys got clues that their father was due to be paid N40m.

One of the sources said, “Ekemini confessed that they got some clues that their father, who was teaching on contract basis after his retirement, was about to be paid his benefits and gratuity of over N40m and they decided to kill him so that the money would be paid to them as the next of kin.”

The sources added that Ekemini confessed during interrogation that they stabbed their father three times in different parts of the body and stuffed his mouth with old newspapers so that he would not cry for help.

It was learnt that penultimate week, Ekemini and his brother killed their father and tactically dropped a knife beside him to create the impression that their father committed suicide out of frustration.

Luck, however, ran out of the brothers after Ekemini hired an ambulance to convey the father’s corpse to Nsit-Ubium in Akwa Ibom State for burial. He was accosted by security agents, who were brought by some senior staff of the university.

A source at the university said, “On getting wind of the death of the lecturer, the university security authorities swung into action and arrested Ekemini while his brother took off to unknown destination.”

When PUNCH Metro visited the state Criminal Investigation Department in Calabar, it was learnt that Ekeminin was being interrogated and as at the time of filing this report, Ekeminin was still with the police interrogators for his role in the alleged murder of his father.

UNICAL’s Deputy Vice-Chancellor, Administration, Prof. James Utsalo, said, “Well, we cannot comment on the matter because it is a criminal case and police are handling it, so we are still awaiting the official report. Besides, the autopsy report is not out; when it is out we will know what killed him.”

The Officer-in-Charge, Homicide unit of the State CID, Mr. Joseph Inuyashi, confirmed the incident, saying investigation on the matter was ongoing.

He said the police were still on the trail of Odiong, who is on the run.


GOD WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING INTO.......THE LOVE OF MONEY


Culled from Punch Newspaper.
Celebrities / Re: Musician Sent Packing After 3 Weeks Of Marriage-he Beats Me A Lot —wife by emyjones: 8:35am On Jan 29, 2013
.....This should be on front page......women/men rushing into marriage without getting to know who you want to spend a very long part of your life with.....
.....What I don't get is this guy beats you up mercilessly and you still went ahead to marry him... undecided
Phones / Re: Nokia Introduces Solar Phone Charger In Nigeria by emyjones: 12:04pm On Oct 17, 2012
...........Nepa don make people get inspiration to create something for our nation........... grin
Sports / Re: Taye Taiwo Joins Ac Milan by emyjones: 2:11pm On May 10, 2011
, good for him, but its the 26 yrs old i don't understand!!!!
Politics / Re: Nigerian Newspapers Are Waste Of Money by emyjones: 7:59pm On Nov 13, 2009
Total waste of money, imagine reading about people who loot the country's money, caused economic hardship to people. The Media definately is not trying at all, why should stories like the life of Bode George in prison still be an issue on the pages of dailies. his issue should by now be a forgotten one and let him pay for his sins. RUBBISH!!!!
Politics / Re: Benin Indigenes Rejects New Igbo Vc In Uniben. by emyjones: 8:37pm On Feb 12, 2009
i'm wondering what's all the honululu about the new V.C. coming frm igbo, hausa or afghanistan, the bottom remains if he is going to push the school fwd to next level and make the sch. great so the so called concerned indigenes should go get something doing. They should go and fight for better busary for the indigenes that shouyld be something worth while fighting for.
Jobs/Vacancies / please Need Info On Elema Petrochemical by emyjones: 4:53pm On Oct 22, 2008
please has anyone any info on the test format 4 elema petrochemical in PH, have not actually been invited 4 test but someone i know said he would help me, i should just be hopeful and just prepare in advance so please any info would be appreciated.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Stanbic Ibtc by emyjones: 12:45pm On May 09, 2008
micklplus
Goodday pls i have attached my cv so u could help me for job opportunities when it comes up again. thanks

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