Nuulife:
When girls are chatting with funny guys, they will be the one begging the guy not to go offline.

they won't be replying with "k".

But there will be one guy online wondering why a girl is online but not replying his chats or replying it so boring.

Girls beg you to come online for chats

speaking from experience ;

Same thing happening to me now. I have these two girls in my department (we haven't met though, na through group chat we take pick up vibes) anytime I'm not online they are always messaging me to come online, they'll be saying "they like my vibe" "I'm funny" and things like that. E dey surprise me sha coz i know i'm chatting normal as i do to everyone.

playapayaski:
If she dumped u once with no tangible reason, she'll do it again and again in the nearest possible future. Let it go

It's as simple as Okafor's Law. "What has been done can still be done once more" Lol.

I'm starting a movement tonight and it's on Arsenal's behalf. How can Man City just be womanizing Arsenal's destiny on each legged game? na waa sha.

#ARSENAL LIVES MATTER

anochuko01:
I don't ignore chats. It's not a good practice.

I'll always make sure I text last, but I'll text in such a way that you won't be able to reply.

Then I go ahead with my original plan of ignoring totally.

You're the real MVP.

Raymeskey:
I'm done reading stories now is high time I dropped mine.

I had encountered it a lot both directly and indirectly. Presently at my place of work there is a lady that's giving me a green light but she's not my type and I'm not giving her attention even the the rest of the workers knows that.

story 1
Back then in school there is this new neighbor of ours (in a lodge). She brought some stuff to her room accompanied by her friend I greeted them and left. I don't even care to ask whether she is a new neighbor or not, I like minding my business because I realize that girls think that you want to toast them whenever you met them new and you a start conversation.
So the next day I saw them in school at my faculty they greeted me and we had a little chat that's all. The following week the lady moved to my lodge with her friend visiting her frequently not knowing she's coming because of me. She kept asking of me when ever I'm not around and likes to talk to me whenever she sees me. To cut the long story short her friend broke out to me one day that her friend is dying for me. I be like shuuuuuuu, it sounds like a joke I didn't take her serious. The other day this girl showed up in my lodge in front of everybody she called me her husband that she loves and she like how I do dress bla bla bla.. Her friend replied from inside saying yes o my friend is in love with you, she's dying for you. Mhen at this point I couldn't talk I was just laughing "mumuciously " and embarrassed. She entered her friends room.
You need to see advice from guys around saying na free ticket saying make I dey lash her. But person like me no like free thing like that especially free pu*sy I believe e dey choke

I started running away from her because on sighting me she will shout my husband and rushed to hug me to my amazement even on campus.

Her friend do advice me that she have money I should date her she will spend on me.
One night she came to our lodge from a birthday party drunk. I wasn't around when she came but I was told she was shouting and calling my name up and down calling me her husband where am I.

Immediately she heard my voice she ran out of her friend's room to hug me outside with kissing o boy I just have to maintain myself o. All sort of words kept coming out of her mouth saying she loves me she will spend the night with me. Me be like haaaa aye mi temi bami.
I just carried her and took her to her friend's room who was shouting that I should take her to my room.

That event helped me sha because after that day she started ignoring me.

Story 2
Na married woman her husband is in abroad
Ah swear I wouldn't tell this one
This one sweet me die but I no bleep her
and I thank God for that

"But person like me no like free things especially free pussy, i believe e dey choke."
I keyed into that line, only the wise would understand. Thank you for the wisdom Bros.

Exxoonty:
I don't understand why he's defending himself

Exactly! Coming out with an explanation seemed as if it was something bad he was indulged in.

"STD dey the streets theses days, HIV steady blessing Gee's these days, No dey go RAW guy it's too risky these days."

AQ.

oluwatosin070:



I did discussed to her about how uncomfortable I am about the many calls but she said she doesn't know if she can stop it.
The highlight was when my uncles kids picked her call, she sent a text telling me why did I give my phone to the kids...
Imagine a lady calling you like 15 times in a day for a week?

You know; I immediately knew that it was not love again but obsession. I had to jejely back out

Now i see you really opted out, the obsession for repeated calls was just too much. Lol, some ladies sha.

It's just showbiz and you're to promote the next shii. She's gonna drop the video on the wave and people would rush to view it if she really went naked on it. We all know how it plays Aunty Tiwa, no be today. Lol.

oluwatosin070:
In my case, number 9 reason defines why I snub ladies..

I once dated a lady that wants to just call every seconds..
I had to quit when I got really uncomfortable.
Afterall, a broken courtship is better than a broken marriage

I feel you could have possibly talk her over it, that you are feeling unease with the frequent calls. There's this parlance that people say at times that "communication goes a long way". But (sighs*) what do i know about relationship sef? Lol.

gamapoy539:
She has a crush on one of your neighbours who might have been eating her work behind your back and probably the real father of the child. and she is mad at you cos you didn't appreciate him enough for a job well done. Use your brain; if your neighbours are all women, her reaction wouldn't be the same.
Better run a DNA test on that child ASAP.

Wisdom!

Please, those viewing this post should have mercy abeg. i'm begging.

Stevyne:
Me sef need phone o.
Make una help me and OP.

Bros it's kinda hard i swear, i pray a good person reach out to me (and you as well.) I don taya.

BigDickFucker:
And you dey 100l, ona wey be freshers get money pass we sef�

Lol. na you dey reason am like that sha. Which level you dey Boss?

BigDickFucker:
I dey uniben too oh.. what of all the unnecessary money wey we dey siphon? You use all your money for June 12?

No oo, never that. Things been hard, that's why i resorted to this forum.

ZINIBANKS:
Na we born you

About the 'born' aspect i know what you mean, but you won't understand.

ut47:
A good Samaritan is coming to rescue you.

I hope so.

Morning good people.
My motive to create this topic is as obvious as the topic. Eventually, this is my first topic i'm gonna create on Nairaland and it's the one in which i had to seek for help (God is wonderful sha.)

I currently use an Itel it1516 and the phone is somehow degrading me of some particular things i should be running, mostly Academical. I'm an undergraduate, 100 level to be precise from the University Of Benin. Before the lockdown, during the little time we used in school my phone has been a setback for me especially when i wanted to collect some PDF files( storage wahala) or snap some notes (you could tell i'm referring to the camera quality, too bad) so i made up my mind i was gonna get a new one when we get first semester break to hustle anyhow anyhow, but Coronavirus came and plans shattered.

Please and Please, Begging is not my hustle (as some folks would come here to lash at me) i just need assistance from any kind person. I would gladly appreciate.

uvie66:
Guy....it is confidential, do you know his name ?

I'm not talking about his name, I meant the "result".

THEbaddest007:
i just checked my jamb result and I got 268 without any expo. I hate carrying expo.
I just need suggestions. which federal university would be very easy for me to get a first class.
insult is allowed.

Mr Man or Mrs Woman,calm down sho gbo? My jamb result even pass your own sef and i didn't come on Nairaland to make a show about it(You people should learn to keep some things about you Confidential/Secretive) It's looking as if the result has entered your head, just kindly remember that UTME is at your front and also pray for the University you applied for not to shock you. But wait, were you still asking for recommendations about a University? You didn't choose any during your Jamb registration? Lmao!

shalomekelaka:


https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/mo-salah-poses-with-christmas-tree-divides-instagram-followers/amp/

I just want to lay an emphasis that might not be right....
We all know Kaka is a footballer right? A Christian also right? So, If Kaka decides to wake up one day and go pose in the front a Mosque smiling, Would we his Christian brethren criticise him? We can never say he's going against Christianity ethics simply because he's trying to embrace his religious counterparts coz that doesn't justify anything that his faith is being shackled! But if Salah should pose in the front a Church then some Muslim folks will be ready to behead him since common 'Christmas Tree' have started pissing them off(It's Crazy). I've started taking 'Some' Muslims unlikely since I noticed they don't seem to felicitate any celebration with us the Christians, But we are ready to jolly 'Eid' with them like 'It's Normal'
Some people's Religious Biology is sending them to Hell and they don't know, It's a Pity.

WHY?
Let's embrace ourselves and let love lead over religion. Christianity and Islam is the two best religion I've seen. I don't know about Buddhism or Atheism or any shit coz I don't give a Fabout those things!

SHALOM.

geezynoni:

Grace just follow you too..you're not that worthy of being alive

K.O damnn

BlackBuhari:
Shared with caption ...



Source ; https://www.instagram.com/p/B6f7c-KHTE7/

What's up with the padlock chains he's putting on? It's already in our blood(Slavery Mentality) and that's one thing you will never see a White Man putting on

Henvest:
There is this shop I normally stock my house from then. One day I came to buy things as usual, the guy, the owner of the shop introduced one girl to me telling me she is his sister. After that day I stopped seeing the guy but only the girl in the shop.

One day I traveled, while on the travel someone called, introduced herself and explained who she is. Obviously she took my number from my younger brother staying with me. She pretended to be angry with me for not telling her am traveling and for me not knowing her name before then. Of course I apologized but she demanded I should take her out when am back before she will accept my apology I obliged.

I came back kept to my promise but made it in an open place, National theater precisely.
But then she booked another date next week but insisted it won't be open place anymore.. The rest is history.

One day I came to her shop to buy something and over heard a close friend calling her Iyawo Ossy, that wasn't the first I heard someone address her as Iyawo Ossy but I become curious this time because this person is a close friend and should know better. She tried to wave it with excuse of anybody is free to call her what they like but when I insisted, she finally opened up.....

Ossy was not her brother but her fiance with whom she has been together for 6 six years.
But, according to her Ossy is waiting for her to take in before going to see her people.
The reason why both of them chose to be telling people they are siblings remain a mystery to me till today....

I got mad and call it quit with her for trying to use me to secure marriage. The whole relationship did not last up to 2 months but obviously it was a bit late already.

Weeks later it become obvious she is pregnant, deep inside of me I felt am responsible, but when I ask her she insist it belong to Ossy. I push but she stood her ground insisting it belongs to Ossy.
She went further denying the timing of the pregnancy, if doctor is saying 2 months she will be claiming her pregnancy is 1 month.

To my greatest surprise become hostile and start avoiding me even go further to claim they went for paternity test and the result shows it belong to the guy.

I gave up, dust my self and moved on.
Nine months later she put to bed to a girl..
Months later I move out of that area.
One day my phone rang it was her, she demanded that she need to see me, that she has an important discussion with me. I opt to recharge and call her for us to do the discussion on phone but she insisted so I sent her my new address.

Two days later she came, what she came to tell me was that she is leaving the guy that the marriage thing is not working.
She was seriously crying all through I tried all i could to console her but then one thing lead to another sex happened again. When she is about to leave she told me that am the father of her daughter not Ossy. That the story of going for paternity test was true but that the test never happened because the counsellor they meet ask them to go back and rethink it again but the Ossy changed his mind at the process.

I laugh off the story and asked her to take her leave because to me she is just trying to activate her option B. Two months later she called to inform that she has not seen her period I told her am not Interested in her stories again but then my conscience was never at peace. I keep asking my self what if pregnancy and the girl truly belong to me?

One year plus later I decided to go look for them I told my girl, now fiance and she give her support ..

What I saw when I reached there almost make me cry, her condition is so bad. There and then I decide to come in and start assisting her as much as i can pending when I go for DNA. My family kick against my decision, their reason is that the girl story is not to be trusted, on the other hand my girl was supportive but kick against DNA claiming if it is done and they are not mine my feelings for the kids will change.
But from then I start taking care of their feeding, schooling, clothing, rent e.t.c

After like a year my girl suggest I open business for the girl instead, so that she doesn't have to come to me for everything everytime except school fees and medical bills.

I bought the idea and asked the lady to go look for shop ...
While on that i told her of the need to open account for the kids.

Two days later she came back to tell me that her brothers said she should not change the name of the kids...

That the kids will bear the name of who ever that marry her or the name of her family if the person don't want them.

Now what happened was that, she once told me that she need to change the girls surname to mine. Before then i don't know their surname nor attach any importance to it. So while discussing the idea of opening the account for the girls I innocently suggest that she go do the change of name before opening the account.

I was hit by her responds and her body language so I told her that she and her brothers can go suit theirselves, that from then henceforth I have hands off her matter.

Later that day she called and begged but I told her that the only condition for me to keep assisting her is that she will change their names and also release one of them to me.

She said i should make out time and come down to her base so that we will discuss it. I discuss it with my fiance and she permit me to go. When I get there and raise the topic she flame up telling me she won't try it, that that is the position of her family.

Obviously she was expecting a fight or angry reactions from me so that she can push her terms and agenda to the table ..

But was disappointed when I don't fall for that, she start begging that she can change their names but can't release any to me. I told her is no longer an option.

The meeting end at that and I took my leave, go with the start up capital i was meant to give her for her business.

She sent people to me to beg on her behave but I insisted. Finally she agreed, but with a condition that she (the first girl) must be up to 5years which is few months away then before she release her.

I sense lies in the whole thing but my girl insist I should release the fund for her to start the business of which I did when her pressure become much.

Since then I still pay their school fees nd medical bills...
Late last year the small one did surgery it was on me.

The 1st is 7 now the 2nd is 4 years old.
This year she said she wanna marry, that someone is asking for her hand in marriage
I congratulate her and wish her luck. Then ask her her plan for the kids.

What she answered me is " let the will of God be done"

I called the woman, her friend who first told me about the marriage thing, after much drilling she open up that they have agreed with the man that he is going to marry her the kids.

I don't have any problem with that even though I feel used but my only problem is why lying to me again? At that point am yet to pay their graduation /party fees out of anger I decide am not going to pay it again. I told her to go meet their new father to pay the remaining, but my conscience kept battling me.

My fiance is extremely mad at her now and have withdraw her support and insist I cut of with her entirely .

I understand her, she has been very understanding, supportive and always fighting for them even without knowing them or them knowing her.

I feel so bad for putting her in that position.
That becomes a very messy situation for me now becus I cant afford to ruin my relationship / marriage because of a renowed liar.

But what will be of those kids if I hands off them keep am awake some times at night because I don't wanna be that father that abandon his kids but I cant afford to do anything which my woman do not approve or take her for granted in anyway.


Is obvious she is trying to blackmail me with the kids, But then am not even sure if they are mine ,and she have refused to release them because if she do I can be able to go for DNA. And know what next from there.

For a while now we have not talk, She called two weeks ago that the kids wanna talk to me obviously for school fees I turn it down and warn her against calling my line again ...

I don't know if that is right, I'm confused now.
My another worry now if those kids are mine is,
When it comes to Education we are at opposite end.

She don't attach importance to education but me I attach so much importance to it.
I can't trust her with the education of those kids.
Please I need advise on how to handle things.

You mean "One thing lead to another thing"
what was the rubbish thing that lead to the thing? Yeye. Stop thinking with your Dick mann coz it compromised you. Learn to control little junior down there!

OoniOfIfe:
. Who says I can't have her, I don't limit my self bro. What d mind can conceive, it will will achieve... Napoleon Hill

I'm starting to feel like that's one of your 'LUCID DREAMS' in life, but sorry Bros it ain't Lucid enough. Aspire/Dream clearly, don't be shady with your dreams�

OoniOfIfe:
. To bang beautiful girls like Cuppy

Bros stop skydiving for the things you won't even possess while you even on the ground.

deepwater:
lol

u get money buy LION
See ur house
see ur mama house

Audio money people!
fake ass rich folks!


Before u quote me, money na pregnancy them no dey hide am
e dey show with full force.

Aunty, She's a GRANDMA for crying out loud!! What do GRANDPARENTS need luxury life for? Abi dem Otedola family informed you that Granny ain't okay where she is? you just went ahead and start comparing the kind of life they are living with their GrandMa's own.
The fact that Cuppy called her and she even asked about the little cub shows the kind of bond GrandMa has with the family. Trust Mr Otedola to be bursting Granny some little tips naa for a 'Okay Life�. Simple

OoniOfIfe:
Beautiful Cuppy. This year will not end without me banging u

What's your purpose on this earth?

correctkidabc:
American Rapper Cardi B who is currently in Africa ,Nigeria precisely took out some time to visit the motherless baby home with huge gifts and Goodies.





https://www.instagram.com/p/B5yqfWRgNIS/?igshid=la23vncfqz7l

This one no concern me, What I'm concerned with is that AJ has made Ruiz a honorary Marlian(Zero Belt) because the way AJ was focusing on Ruiz left eye ehnn I doubt if Ruiz go see Vision 2020

Ayed44:
Aisha Buhari, wife of President Muhammadu Buhari, says “bad people” have taken over the country from people who are “supposed to be in charge”.

Aisha said this on Thursday during a phone-in interview on Television Continental (TVC)’s ‘Journalists Hangout’ programme.

She said it is unacceptable that those who should be in control of the government have remained mute, while some persons are using the social media to bring down the government.

She said fake news has caused her some distress particularly when the president was rumoured to have died, and when he was said to be taking a second wife.

“I didn’t take it seriously because even my husband didn’t know what was happening,” she said of the rumoured marriage.

“Both of us didn’t know what was happening; they just decided to bombard social media with it. They are now taking to social media to bring down the government itself.

“I think that we should not allow people that are nothing to override the innocent; I don’t know why people that are supposed to be in charge should remain mute while bad people take over the country from us. It is impossible and totally unacceptable.”

Aisha also accused presidential aides and other government officials of ignoring issues they should respond to and focusing on things that the presidency has no business in.

“Whenever they (presidential aides) are supposed to take action against the offenders, or to take action or to take charge or be in control, or caution people, they keep mute,” she said.

“But when it comes to unnecessary things, people will start talking of the presidency. A typical example is what happened after the election in Bayelsa state. When the PDP came out and said they would … suspend His Excellency, Goodluck Jonathan, the former president, for doing wrong or something like that.

“I have seen no reason why (the) presidency should come out and say that they were shocked to hear that. Is it their business? Are they PDP members? Is president Jonathan a member of our party? What does that have to do with the presidency?”


https://www.thecable.ng/aisha-buhari-bad-people-have-taken-over-the-country-from-us/amp?__twitter_impression=true

But your Husband is topping all charts Ma'am. I mean he's the no 1 bad nigga running this shii

KanuSE:
Liverpool vs Juventus in the Champions League would solve this hullabaloo...

Van Dyik would then know who be oga for dis runz.

And that's the major thing about Cristiano Ronaldo, He knows how to silence critics and haters. Just as you've said, Liverpool vs Juventus go to bamm coz Ronaldo would just be subbing Liverpool with goals and Van Djik would think Cristiano has turned Santa Claus with the way 'Goals Gifts' will flood that their Fortress called Anfield

alphaNomega:


Good thing you found out early. No hard feelings



There is no formula for this thing. Even the ONE you choose can still mess you up.

You did not have to block her after viewing her WhatsApp status, that's a díck move. Your choice though.

I don't know if this comment is coming late, But that move ain't a dick move! It's one of the sweetest moves around!
That blocking showed the Lady that the Bros isn't in for a 'Manipulation shii' so her game is kinda relegated joor....But what do I know sha