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Romance / Re: I Discover She Wears Dirty Undies. Photo by engeen(m): 3:47pm On Sep 09, 2019
Please send us this girl number. we need to discuss on how to assist her either with a good job or send her small cash to change her wardrobe. It's not her wish not to buy good clothing's. God bless our ladies out there trying to survive.
Bachwezi:
I met this "clean looking girl" some times this year

I pick some passengers on my way home after close

of work from the island.
On get towards Oworo bus stop most of them ask if

I was going further I said No but this girl sitting infront

asked "oga I beg dey go Oshodi side"? I said no but towards

Gbagada she said OK she would continue with me and stop

at General Hospital that she was going to Anthony I said fine.

Omo na so this girl started gisting me about how she is looking

for job they kept disappointing her bla bla started telling me

almost everything about herself offer me her number incase

I see any opportunity I accepted and she asked me to

flash her so she could get mine I did .

In the evening she sent me a whatsapp msg we started chatting

Now this is it, all along I knew where she was driving at, she saw

me this fine young guy riding a fine car (brand new 2016 Kia Optima)

though no be my car but Im d one using it but you know girls don't give a damn as far as na u dem

see dey use am I no know why girls too like guys with cars sha .

To cut long story short, one thing led to another and we ended

somewhere to have some private time after like a week or so.

Guys when I reach down there she said baby please off the light

I'm a very shy person I obliged her but on dressing up after bleeping .

Bellow is what my eyes saw when I turn on the light. I was mad at her.
Car Talk / Re: 5 Signs That Indicates Your Transmission Needs To Be Flushed by engeen(m): 2:47pm On Jul 31, 2019
Attached is the original gear oil for Toyota Camry 2009. Note: If u remove the gear gauge you will see the oil type written on the gauge itself.
Neot77:
ops good morning, what is the transmission oil to use for Toyota Camry 2009 gear.

Celebrities / Re: Simi Promises To Attend A Twitter User Wedding For Free (see What Happened) by engeen(m): 1:15pm On Jul 24, 2019
You are right she has Heart of Gold because its in her DNA and Surname. what a coincidence.
kidap:
Simi with the Heart Of Gold shocked shocked nobi Adekunle Gold she marry?
Education / Re: Omoyele Sowore remembers his Friend, Afrika. by engeen(m): 12:18pm On Jul 11, 2019
You guys will not kill us with this joke. Abeg leave our aburos alone jor.
seunmsg:


See, if you ever abuse me on this forum, I will look for you and flog you silly. grin
Education / Re: Omoyele Sowore remembers his Friend, Afrika. by engeen(m): 12:16pm On Jul 11, 2019
Hmm what a bloody night. I was in room 102 Fajuyi hall. Slept in the bush all through the escapade. Just like yesterday. May their souls rest in peace.
planetx13:


Hmmm..... i was in room 26 block 1 Awo hall then ...... what a bloody night...

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Travel / Re: Uber/bolt (taxify) Drivers In Nigeria Beware Of This Scam by engeen(m): 3:03pm On May 28, 2019
May you not be a victim of Danfo 1 chance. Danfo is a no no 4 me.
maynation:
My yellow danfo does it better actually.tongue
Crime / Re: Nurse Struggling With A Rapist Injured In Kano (Disturbing Photos) by engeen(m): 1:08pm On May 15, 2019
Why are u this tribalistic. Please stop bringing tribe into issues. Read the message very well before you bring your hatred to public.
Ume1991:
Look at her dress, she's probably a Yoruba woman. She must have been pounced upon by afonja rapist.
Politics / Re: Biography Of Hannatu Mohammed ICPC Board Member, Born 1992, Did NYSC In 2016 by engeen(m): 12:20am On May 12, 2019
It is well
baliyubla:
While some idiots on this platform are only good enough for 30k monthly stipends. Smh
Education / Re: JAMB: Ekene Franklin Scores Highest In 2019 UTME With 347 by engeen(m): 5:41pm On May 11, 2019
I'm a proud Oduduwa Man but I don't support hatred. Congrats to the Boyz for making their region and family proud.
kehinde1588:
Igbo amaka grin grin

Oya let the chest beating continue.

Small achievement, they begin to chest beat as if they have never experienced greatness in their life before.


Congrats to the young boy.

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Breaks Kano Emirate Into Five, Signs Bill Into Law (Photos) by engeen(m): 4:20pm On May 09, 2019
Sanusi was not CBN governor as the time, he was just a banker. So it was a revenge game for him and Saraki when he became CBN Governor.
hadura29:


In addition, Erastus was not in support of Sanusi being the CBN governor then, hence the magic sale of intercontinental to access bank.

This country is just a comedy show .

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Breaks Kano Emirate Into Five, Signs Bill Into Law (Photos) by engeen(m): 9:39am On May 09, 2019
I agreed with you 100%. Sanus conspired with Saraki to Steal Intercontinental Bank in the name of buying for Access Bank that was at that time owing them huge sum of money just because Erastus walked him Sanusi out of their bankers meeting for coming late and He refused to merge with Saraki Societe General bank, but most Nigerians were not priviledged to see the truth then. Anyway let Sanusi and Saraki wait for the real Karma that is waiting for them, This is just the begining.
hadura29:
Erastus eleda don dey work already... Karma fast ooo. If you know, you know

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Visits The Collapse Scene, Checked On The Survivors At Hospital - Pics by engeen(m): 4:30pm On Mar 14, 2019
Na wa ooo. If he didn't show concern am sure u will still complain, please lets learn to appreciate little efforts Thanks. .
Anderlis:
Make this man calm down till he enter office na

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Car Talk / Re: Toyota Camry 2009 Gear Issue by engeen(m): 11:31am On Mar 10, 2019
Makurdi Benue State.
Kashif:


Where are you located?
Car Talk / Toyota Camry 2009 Gear Issue by engeen(m): 9:39pm On Mar 09, 2019
Pls how much is Toyota Camry 2009 four plugs Gear Box. A friend of mine need one urgent. However is it advisable to go for a repair of failing gear. Pls I need ur advise.
Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant by engeen(m): 8:58am On Oct 03, 2018
Good Morning Friends.

Please I need a guide on how to relocate my family to Canada. I'm into Information Technology and wifey is a teacher, with two handsome boys and a nephew. Please i need help on how to start my processing.

Your advice will be appreciated.

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Travel / Re: The Bad State Of Federal Road In Otukpo, Benue State (Photos) by engeen(m): 9:37am On Sep 12, 2018
Aufbauh:
Quite unfortunate and disheartening to see that one of the oldest and buzzing town in Benue State is deteriorating rapidly.

The most pathetic of this is, the fact that Otukpo is the ancestral home of an immediate Senate President David Mark who served in that capacity for 8years and a four term Senator. It's a shame!
This same Man Sen.David Mark is now telling Nigerians that he will change the fortune of Nigeria for the good in 2 years. Charity they said begins at home.


I was at Otukpo during the weekend and what i saw was an eye saw, very messy and pitiful. It took us almost 3 hours to drive from Otukpo to Makurdi which ordinarily should have been an hour drive.

I pity my car as i was always in a quarrel with my driver cuz of clash between the unending potholes and the underneath of my car. In fact i vowed not to travel with a saloon car.

I'm also contemplating writing an open letter to Mr President to please come to our aid and savage the situation.


Now some of you can understand some of my greviances with the PDP government.


Hmm. 3hours is still fair. i drove from Makurdi to Lagos via Otukpo, Otukpa, 9th mile, Okah Enugu, Onitsha till i got to Lagos for over 12hours on Sept 1st 2018 and Sept 9th 2018 back to Makurdi with my lovely Camry 2009. all i could say to myself was that the federal, state and local government is a scam. with all the Tax deduction from my salary every month, i still have to face those terrible roads. now my entire car shocks are bad. and i have to spend almost 120k for replacement as discussed with Elizade motors service centre. Where exactly are we going in this country, why cant this leaders of ours use our resources well. Nigeria is so rich that we shouldn't be facing hardship in all areas. no light, no water, no road, no good school, no good hospital, what exactly is the way forward guys. sincerely i'm just confused about these our so called leaders.
Phones / Data Subscription by engeen(m): 9:55am On Jun 19, 2018
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Autos / Re: Toyota Camry 2007 *hybrid* by engeen(m): 11:50pm On Sep 26, 2017
Thanks guys. Greatful heart.
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry 2007 *hybrid* by engeen(m): 5:15pm On Sep 25, 2017
@ Kaffy4tope Thanks bro. But what are your reasons. I need to be able to convince wifey too, because shes on my neck to get it, you know women issues grin
kaffy4tope:




Runn
Autos / Toyota Camry 2007 *hybrid* by engeen(m): 1:36am On Sep 25, 2017
Hello guys pls i need your advise on Toyota Camry 2007 hybrid Tokunbo ride, do you advise i go for it, If the response is a yes, then is the hybrid battery available in Naija and at what price. Also if its a no please educate me better. Thanks guys.
Autos / How To Obtain/register For 2017 Gce. by engeen(m): 9:33pm On Jul 28, 2017
Hello guys
Autos / Re: Solved by engeen(m): 9:29pm On Jul 28, 2017
Thanks a lot brother.
Jagermeister:


Listen man.

I'm currently not working in a place where I can clear cars, it's a different ball game now, if you know what I mean!

The border has been closed officially but things still dey happen and you didn't hear this from me..

And so, having known this, you should be aware of the inherent risks. Ain't nobody will stop you from going across the border and buying that 2017, but the real bottle-neck will be the peace of mind driving around.

So u're left with two options; go ahead with the cotonou racket or find alternative means elsewhere, which includes buying peacefully in Nigeria, expensively so, because these local dealers would so fish-hook your throat, except u're really lucky. If u're patient and can wait for your car, find someone to help you buy from the US or Canada.

The choice is yours sir! grin
Celebrities / Re: Charly Boy Reacts To Foreign Video Ban By FG, Blasts Lai Mohammed by engeen(m): 6:19pm On Jul 18, 2017
aminulive:
The MC of goofs, gaffs and a lotta mumbo-jumbo Alhaji Lai Mohammed in one of his numerous jokes, probably scripted this time by Tony Okoroji, announced that the federal government is set to stop production of Nigerian movies and music videos abroad. This revelation was made recently on Saturday,  July 15, 2017, at the headquarters of the copyright society of Nigeria (COSON).

This is one of the many laughable utterances of our minister, who is fast becoming a full blown comic considering his track records.

Imagine our Culture and Information Minister admitting the superiority of Senegalese's Jollof over Naija jollof rice; even Ghana that is considered our archenemy on that front did not come close - You could tell how stunned Richard Quest was from the look on his face that night.
Remember when he suggested that one masquerade could create a thousand jobs per week for Nigerian men, masquerades ooo. His advice to graduates was to venture into the enterprise of dressing masquerades? Kai.

Fact is, most Nigerians don't count our ministers' pronouncements as serious these days. Many see him as a clueless and overly excited Minister who makes a lot of funny declarations without due consultations. You won't be wrong if you call him irrational, or if you like, a bigmouth; you may also want to consider him a fabulist, or if you are trying  to be modest like me, just call him the King of spoofs. Haha...a joke called minister.

Anyway, let's leave the jokes to LIAR Mohammed and go back to the real issue here.

Shey una know say entertainment in Nigeria was not always this glamorous?

Once upon a time, hardly was any Nigerian song played in our night clubs. Then, Nigerian songs rarely enjoyed quality air play - Some persons laboured to change the status quo.
Once upon a time, Corporate Bodies budgeted fat cheques for foreign artists while they rewarded indigenous artists with popcorn. Foreign artists were treated as demigods while Nigerian entertainers no matter how hardworking, no matter how successful were treated as juveniles. Some people fought to eradicate this kinda disrespect to our celebrities.

Even Nollywood has had its fair share. Remember when multichoice came to Nigeria; NTA were leaking/selling indigenous contents to multichoice without paying a dime to the producers - somebody resisted that evil, and today the story is all shades of colourful. Things have no doubt evolved, thanks to the creativity and hardwork of a few good men.

Just recently, I learned that Nigerian entertainers are going to be taxed and sanctioned for evasion. Well, in as much as I believe paying taxes is our civic responsibility, the bunch of criminals in government devising daily means to further strengthen their criminality remains a great worry for me.

And I find it really petty for a serious government battling with serious issues of national interest to begin to dictate where to shoot videos and where to make movies. Our movies and music videos should be a potpourri of dynamism, tourism, african and international beauty, cultural heritage, aesthetic sensation, and ultimately, an embodiment of seamless artistic expression. To achieve these details and peculiarities, one cannot limit the production of what should be a classic and enchanting artistic expression to a grossly looted and underdeveloped state like Nigeria.

Abegii, let our government be reasonable joor. However, if they want to tread that path, they should first withdraw their kids from schools abroad, declare that no politician should go for medical treatment abroad, bring our president back to Aso Rock, after all, billions of Naira has been spent on the Abuja clinic - another national fraud by the pack of criminals occupying positions of power. Ohh... They should also make sure they provide uninterrupted power supply, fix our bad roads and build monuments that would attract tourists across the world. Because, patronizing made in Nigeria products must be a head to bottom policy.

Nonetheless, our entertainers must see themselves as role models. They wield the sword of public opinion. They must help in reshaping the Nigerian society - just like hip-hop was used as a tool in fighting the government in Senegal. Nigerians won't forget the role of Fela Anikulapo Kuti, Sonny Okosun, etc., in advocating for a better life for the common man.

Entertainers must unanimously speak up. Not just now but always. They've come for us, we must cut these charlatans to size, we must not just defend our art, we must begin to use our platforms to condemn all forms of insanity in our political corridors.

This is a call to service, we must rescue our nation from these abusers, every entertainer must see himself as either chosen or called to be evangelists of the much needed social reform. Entertainers must begin to address societal ills especially through music, movies and arts in general.

The revolution must begin from entertainers and we must kick start the healing process by creating our ideal society through our works. Our imaginations must revolve around the utopian possibilities.

This is to activate the indifferent, misguided and unconcerned youth in our entertainment industry, let's all stand up to wrestle our nation back from these criminals. The time to act is now.

The labour of our heroes past shall not be in vain.

OUR MUMU DON DO.

http://politicsngr.com/2017/07/18/charly-boy-reacts-foreign-video-ban-fg/
nice.
Crime / Re: Autopsy Of A Drug Mule: Stay Out Of Hard Drugs (Viewers Discretion Advised) by engeen(m): 6:05pm On Jul 18, 2017
Terrific.
Lagbaja01:
i a counted a total of 54 wraps....maybe the 55th wrap busted...The blessing of the LORD, it maketh rich, and he addeth no sorrow with it. Proverbs 10:22

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Autos / Re: Solved by engeen(m): 4:11pm On Jul 06, 2017
Sir, pls can you assist in car clearing? or do you have any advise for someone like me who is willing to buy a car from Cotounou. Thanks.[/b]


Jagermeister:
Why are women like this?

I'm so angry at myself for viewing this thread.

This is the reason we have so many chauvinists around.

Look at the curses even... Pain of having of my children bla bla bla. These same children u're talking, when one is Tadeus's age and one pained woman says these same things to them, u'll be mad but you won't know you deserve it... WDH mehn.

[b]Just so you know, I'm Customs officer and I'm not a junior staffer.
.. Cars still dey pass both legally and illegally... How you want make boys chop if cars no pass.

Infact I've read this again.. I don't know this Tadeus fellow but I'm aware he's a cotonou dealer here... If there's supposedly a case against him by this woman and this is the case then there's no case... This thread should be taken down.. This is serious character defamation.

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Autos / Re: Touch Screen, GPS, Android Car Audio!!! Toyota Camry 2002-2011 (70K+ See Pics) by engeen(m): 2:08pm On Jun 06, 2017
Nice.
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Celebrities / Re: Davido's 2nd Baby Mama, Amanda Shares Adorable Photo Of Their Baby Chilling by engeen(m): 2:20pm On May 17, 2017
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY UN CALL FOR. WHY SPEAK NEGATIVELY ABOUT AN INNOCENT CHILD?
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NwaObinkita:
angry
Wow nice one, she's already hiding her face in shame.

She must be a babymama too in future just like her mother Insha Allah.
Romance / Re: "I Am A LovePeddler, Ashawo, I Have Slept With 2788 Men" - Nigerian Lady (Video) by engeen(m): 12:20pm On Apr 27, 2017
folakemigeh:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked oh my God!!!

I cant imagine the type of diseases this girl must have passed to several men and women also.

I can not even imagine the type of demon that will be living in such girl



In all my entire life, i am so sure i have slept with not more than 40 Men

Blood of Jezuuzzzzzzz ***40MEN***? you must be joking.
Romance / Re: I Said I Needed A Serious Relationship With A Man, See What I Found! by engeen(m): 8:58am On Apr 03, 2017
PLEASE RUN FOR YOU DEAR LIFE. TRUST ME HE WILL CHOKE YOU MORE AFTER THE MARRIAGE, JEALOUS PEOPLE ARE VERY DANGEROUS.

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Computers / Please I Need A Good Network Monitoring Device Or Software by engeen(m): 3:49pm On Mar 22, 2017
Hello Guys, please i need a good network monitoring device or software. my network is in a mess. Is there any better device that i can use as my gateway and firewall instead of Cyberoam, because the cyberoam doesn't filter all site properly. Thanks all.
Autos / Re: SOLD Clean Reg 05 Toyota Camry 4 Sale In Awka by engeen(m): 7:26pm On Mar 04, 2017
nice car. pls show us d interior. thanks.

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