Thank you for the information.

This matter is getting serious

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How many cylinders?

How many cylinders?

semid4lyfe & honeric01 this is worth front page, abi wetin una think?

I suspected this! The way it was taking over the social media.

na wa o

Your shoe size can actually tell your age? Curious of how that could be possible?

Grab your calculator and try this: Here is how it goes;
1. Take your shoe size
2. Multiply it by 5
3. Add 50
4. Multiply by 20
5. Add 1015
6. Subtract the year you were born. You will now have 4 digits where the first two is your shoe size and the second is your age.

Try it and leave your comments.

MoltenMagma:
There is no N and C, just 6. I have checked several times yet I didn't see it.

My brain is not aging!

Then your brain is aging

Check my signature

I have saw it ......... lolz

na wa o

Ok

This Airtel weekend plan still de work?

In section what?

lolz

When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic – You go apologise tire.

When you tell your friend “your mama!!!” and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you – Meeehn, u go collect plenty slap.

When Mosquito lands on your father’s bald head and u try to kill it with your bare hands – You must provide d proof ohh, or else…:

When Patience Ebele is ur English Teacher before WAEC – Na A1 u go get, no worry.

When you update “salary things” on facebook and your landlord comments “on point””””” – U go travel go villa by force.

When you’re in a bus and you throw away #500 note instead of gala wrapper. – O’boy, E don red be dat! cry

When ur dad works at PHCN and they take light and you shout God punish PHCN……and he’s there with u – Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees.

When u dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping – Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat

When you finish eating in an eatery and u find out ur wallet fell out in a taxi – Start to prepare ur grammar

When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass – O’boy, just stop beg am.

When u give beggar #1000 note instead of #50 – Generosity go change mind

When soldier release you after serious beating, you come rush enter bike insult their Mama, Okada no gree Start again – Ur own don red be that “in Flektaman’s voice”.

Keep it rolling… Drop your own definition of “Wahala”

Let's share our views This

I son see

Make una keep the comments rolling in; I de read them

Isoko