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Career / Re: The Training Or The Job: Which Should I Choose? by Esumai(m): 8:22pm On Jan 13, 2020
dominique:
Are jobs so easy to get now that you are actually willing to forfeit one for a training that may or may not guarantee employment?
I
I wonder o!

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Nairaland / General / FIFA Cancels Mikel's Yellow Card by Esumai(m): 3:02pm On Aug 17, 2016
Tags: john obi mikel nigeria u23 olympics men's football rio olympics
Three Nigerian players have been given the all clear by FIFA ahead of Nigeria’s semi final game against Germany, after it was confirmed that the cautioned they picked up against Denmark has been wiped out.



The trio of Muenfuh Sincere, Usman Muhammed and team captain Mikel Obi had their caution wiped out, hence will approach the tie against Germany without any fear of a possible booking that will see them miss the final if they beat the Germans.

FIFA amended it’s tournaments rules few years ago, canceling single yellow cards picked up during quarter final games to stem the tide of key players missing final games due to accumulated bookings.

Going by the rules, only the deputy captain of the Nigerian team Azubuike Okechukwu is suspended for Wednesday semi final clash against Germany, as the booking he picked up against Denmark was his second of the tournament.
Romance / Re: Thread For People Who Have Or Still Suck Their Babe's Kpekus. by Esumai(m): 5:44pm On Jun 07, 2016
It's d same Pussy that my baby uses 4 her monthly period dt I tasted cool. It tastes lyk ehmm don't know,its better experienced,dont swallow d saliva o. Thank me later!
I was told it smells like fish.. Is it true?
Religion / Re: What's Your Favourite Bible Verse? by Esumai(m): 10:14am On Jun 05, 2016
Mathew 4:4... Man shall leave by bread alone..
Makes me believe that Man shall not be with just one girl alone... We have the right to Flirt...
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Romance / Re: How Do I Deal With This?( Mature Advice) by Esumai(m): 11:34pm On Jun 04, 2016
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NYSC / Re: A16 Delta Corpers..let's Meet Here... by Esumai(m): 10:16pm On Apr 24, 2016
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NYSC / Re: A16 Delta Corpers..let's Meet Here... by Esumai(m): 10:16pm On Apr 24, 2016
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Nairaland / General / Selfie by Esumai(m): 11:42pm On Apr 12, 2016
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (3 - 3) On 13th January 2015 by Esumai(m): 11:15pm On Jan 13, 2016
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Nairaland / General / Two Important Management Lessons I Learnt From A 500 Naira Note. by Esumai(m): 10:14pm On Dec 24, 2015
1. It happened some time ago but . I was in an audience listening to a motivational speaker. The speaker got out his wallet & pulled out a 500 Naira note. Holding it up, he asked, "Who wants this 500 naira note?"
Lots of hands went up. Including mine. A slow chorus began to build as people began to shout "Me!" "Me!" I began to wonder who the lucky one would be who the speaker would choose. And I also secretly wondered (and I am sure others did too ) why he would simply give away 500 naira. Even as the shouts of "I want it" grew louder, I noticed a young woman running down the aisle. She ran up onto the stage, went up to the speaker, and grabbed the five 500 naira note from his hand. "Well done, young lady," said the speaker into the microphone. The speaker simply say "Most of us just sit and wait for good things to happen. That's of no use. You've got to make things happen. Make a move" 'Simply thinking about doing something is of no use and not gud enough'. Our lives are like that. We all see opportunities around us. We all want the good things. But the problem is we don't take action. We all want the 500 naira notes on offer. But we don't make the move. We look at it longingly. Get up, and do something about it. Don't worry about what other people might think.
Take action.

2. later, the speaker got another 500 naira note and held it up for all to see, I thought I knew what's up. But he just asked a simple question. "How much is this worth?" "Five Hundred naira!" the crowd yelled in unison. "Right," said the speaker. He then took the note and crumpled it into a ball and asked "How much is it worth now?" "Five Hundred naira!" screamed the audience. He then threw the note on the ground, stamped all over it and picked up the note and asked one more time: "And how much is it worth now?" "Five Hundred naira!" was the response. "I want you to remember this," said the speaker. "Just because someone crumples it, or stamps on it, the value of the note does not diminish. We should all be like the 500 naira note. In our lives, there will be times when we feel crushed, stamped over, beaten. But never let your self-worth diminish. Just because someone chooses to crush you, that doesn't change your worth one bit!

Don't allow your self-worth to diminish because someone says something nasty or does something dirty to you."

Never let your self-worth diminish.

Giftedheart....

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Politics / What I Learnt From The Death Of Alhaji Abubakar Audu, by Esumai(m): 11:04pm On Nov 23, 2015
What I learnt from the death of Alhaji Abubakar Audu yesterday

Just when his family were about to start jubilating, they were thrown into mourning.

Just when the wife was thinking about being a first lady, she became a widow.

Just when the children were about to become the children of the number one citizen of their state, they became fatherless.

Just when the world was about to rejoice with them, they were thrown into sorrow

Life is not a bed of roses, never feel too comfortable, be prayerful, be committed to the service of God...
This world is vanity upon vanity!!!
Fear God and serve Him alone never equate yourself with God.
If you must boast remember you are only but dust rather boast in the LORD

He struggled for years, nothing to show for it. It is disheartening dat d enemies took his life at d point of success. He died when he already got his victory. I pray for as many dat can claim it, 'you shall not die at d point of ur success. You shall live to enjoy d fruit of ur labour in jesus name.

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Nairaland / General / Which Among These Politicians Would You Consider Most Talkative? by Esumai(m): 10:58pm On Nov 20, 2015
Which Among These Politicians Would You Consider Most Talkative? 1. Ayo Fayose 2. Ben Murray Bruce 3. Reuben Abati 4. Rotimi Amaechi 5. Lai Mohammed 6. Ezenwo N. Wike
Politics / Governor’s Aides, 2,000 Others Decamp To APC by Esumai(m): 9:34am On Nov 17, 2015
This took place, during the official presentation of the APC flag to the party’s Governorship candidate in the state, Chief Timipre Sylva. The Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in Bayelsa has suffered a great blow, following the decamping of 2,000 members of the party, including some of the Governor’s aides, to the All Progressives Congress (APC). This took place, during the official presentation of the APC flag to the party’s Governorship candidate in the state, Chief Timipre Sylva. Sylva, while receiving the new APC members, alongside the National Chairman of the APC, Odigie- Oyegun, said “A new day is dawning over Bayelsa State. I want to assure you that I am now readier than before to govern you. “I equally want to assure you that I will not use your money to marry more wives as some people are doing. I will also promise not to take another man’s wife. All those will go with the PDP administration.”
Politics / OPUNABO INKO-TARIAH Resigns His Appointment As Media Aide To Governor WIKE by Esumai(m): 11:21am On Nov 06, 2015
OPUNABO INKO-TARIAH resigns his appointment as Media Aide to Governor WIKE
The Special Adviser to the Rivers State Governor on Media and Publicity OPUNABO INKO-TARIAH has resigned his appointment as Media Aide to the Governor. OPUNABO INKO-TARIAH in a copy of his resignation letter made available to newsmen this morning in Port Harcourt thanked Governor WIKE for giving him the opportunity to serve in his government. The statement however sighted that his office was starved of fund throughout the five months he operated as media aide to the Governor. OPUNABO INKO-TARIAH also said all professional advice given to the Governor was not acted on.
Sports / 4 Lfc Fans Only. by Esumai(m): 7:03am On Aug 19, 2015
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Politics / Rivers People Contribute Money To Buy Generators For Inec Office(photo) by Esumai(m): 12:11pm On Aug 16, 2015
Ordinary Rivers men and women, chagrined over the sudden blackout in INEC office on Aba Road, Port Harcourt, have mobilized and contributed resources together to buy two brand new plants for the use of INEC in order that enemies of truth and electoral Sanity would not sabotage the ongoing inspection of materials used for the elections of March and April, 2015.

The Rivers election tribunal, sitting in Abuja, had ordered the notorious INEC Resident Electoral Commissioner, Gesila Khan, and INEC to allow APC and its huber candidate unrestricted inspection of materials used for the election. That court order was for months flagrantly disobeyed by Gesila Khan in connivance with Nyesom Wike, Governor of Rivers State, until few days ago when Rivers APC candidates who were robbed in the elections staged a peaceful protest to INEC headquarters in Abuja. That protest x-rayed the malfeasance of Gesila Khan in the national conscience.

Startled over the sudden pressure on Gesila to allow for inspections as ordered by the court, Nyesom Wike has engineered an anachronistic Stone Age strategy by ordering the Port Harcourt Electricity Distribution Company to disconnect the INEC office in Port Harcourt to frustrate the inspections.

It was also alleged that to make the frustrating strategy work, agents of Rivers PDP surreptitiously poured salt in the standby generator of INEC, rendering the equipment blunt. One PDP agent that has always perambulated frolicked within the INEC office is fingered as the mastermind of the salt plot.

But unwavering in their determination to see that the truth prevails, ordinary Rivers men and women-traders, artisans, bricklayers, market women, farmers-immediately contributed resources and acquired two standby generators yesterday for the operation of the inspection.

This is arguably the first time in Rivers history that kind of prompt and mass response has been elicited from the common people who are desirous of getting electoral justice.
Nairaland / General / I Must Sleep With Ronaldo, Wizkid Before I Retire – New President Of NANP by Esumai(m): 9:57am On Aug 16, 2015
She was sitting inside her expansive palour, located on a swampy street in Ikotun area of Lagos when this reporter caught her. Jessica Elvis, the president-elect of the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes, NANP, just finished having her lunch when the reporter arrived. ‘You are not a farmer. I don wash your back o,” she said jokingly with a warm handshake amid cheerful smile. In the red light zone, Elvis, whose real name is Oluchi needs no introduction. She was until her election as the new president of NANP, the longest serving secretary, between 2002 to 2015. In this exclusive interview with DAILY POST’s Ameh Comrade, the mother of one spoke on her victory at the Saturday’s poll, plans for the association and why she would like to make love to Real Madrid and Portuguese soccer star, C Ronaldo as well as Nigerian music sensation, Dayo Balogun, otherwise known as Wizkid before she retires. You’ve been agitating for the baton of leadership of this association, tell us the plans you have for NANP? I must really confess, it’s not easy as seen from the stand. But there’s nothing much, I have been the third in command since 2002 (General Secretary) and I have been doing most of the jobs. I don’t see much difference though. Talking about the plan, like I said during my campaign, I want to let people know that you don’t have to work in NNPC or Central Bank before you make it in life. As the new president of NANP, I will make sure our members are well taken care of. I will ensure all our offices across the 36 states of the federation start functioning. I will also make sure all registered members get ID card. As you can see, the world has gone global and we should also follow the trend; in this regard, we have proposed to launch a new website which will have the profile and contacts of all our registered members across the country. If anyone is in need of our service, all you need to do is to go online and make your choice. Secondly, I will also fight for the freedom and security of our members. We’ve heard of cases of our members being molested and killed. It is callous. We will have to stop all that. I will also try to approach the new government on how to make life better for us. We supported the president during his campaign. We even declared free s*x when he won and we expect him to reciprocate by looking into our plight. We are also part of the society. You have been the Secretary General of this association since 2002, what do you think the last leader failed to do? See, I don’t want to rubbish anybody. My joy is that I have won and I am here to work for those who elected me. Your predecessor, Madam Efoyo claimed you didn’t win the election, how would you react to that? If she says I didn’t win, let her call the police to come and arrest me na. All I can say is that I won the election and there is no doubt about that. Why the choice for prostitution while there are other jobs out there? Point of correction, we are not prostitutes. Who are you then? We are friends of the society. Call us peacemakers. National Association of Nigerian Peacemakers. Do you regret choosing this part of profession? Why should I regret what puts food on my table; built me houses in Lagos and Abuja and even trained my daughter in school? I have no reason whatsoever to regret. So you have a daughter? Yes of course, she went for summer coaching. She is 15 years now. When and how did you give birth to her? I gave birth to her fifteen years ago. Where is the dad? That is story for another day. You mean she doesn’t know who her father is? Must she? I am both the father and mother. Are you telling us you impregnated yourself? Maybe or maybe not …;Laughs (Give me make I marry her na) If you near her, I go cut you ‘bell’ (laughter). My pikin no go marry Nigerian oo. Would you allow her to take after you? When she comes of age, she would decide How old are you? I don’t know, my mum didn’t tell me when I was born. But do you have any plan of leaving this work and getting married some day? Marriage drove me into this and I hate the word marriage with passion. You mean you were once married? Yes, but things fell apart. But I’m glad because it was a blessing in disguise. When do you plan to retire? Maybe when I make love to C Ronaldo (laughter) Do you mean the Portuguese footballer? (Excitedly) Yes! He is my crush. I love him so much that his pictures even turn me on (laughter). I use to tease my colleagues that I must sleep with him and Wiz Kid before I retire. Have you met Wiz Kid one on one? We have met on several occasions but he doesn’t know me. I even have a picture I took with him during a show in Eko Hotel, but he doesn’t know what I do. So, how do you intend to sleep with him? God go do am when the time comes. Talking about God, do you go to church? Of course, I am a firm believer of Jesus Christ. I don’t miss church activities. Sometimes, I would declare fasting and prayer for business to come. Whenever I’m fasting, I don’t go out or ‘do’ that day. Where do you worship? For credibility sake, let’s leave out the name of the church. Aside the people you sleep with, do you have any special person? Yes, I have a boyfriend. It would shock you to know that I am very jealous. The day I noticed my guy was cheating on me, I nearly cut off his thing. Is he aware you are a ‘peacemaker’? No, he is not based in Lagos. What if he gets to know? Na you wan tell am? Is Jessica Elvis your real name? No, my real name is Oluchi. What is you father’s name? His name is my father Where did you come from? I’m a Nigerian. Which State precisely? Must you know my state? Are your parents aware you are a prostitute, sorry, peacemaker? Not really. Do you still go out to ‘make peace’? Well, I have a bigger responsibility now. I now control over 20,000 people. So my movements would have to reduce. What is your take on the legalization of same s*x marriage? I am neither against nor in support of it, but all I know is that whatever makes you happy, do it. Do you make love to women? No, I’m not a lesbian. Don’t you think you are offending God? You holy pass me? It’s funny that people have already condemned us to hell. But it would shock you on the last day to see who will be in heaven and hell. As for me, I am going to heaven. I don’t know about you. What have you achieved from this job? I have cars. I eat food of my choice. I have been able to put a roof on the head of my parents. I have properties across the country. I have clothing line and several other businesses. Do you have male members? You wan join? (General laughter)
Politics / PDP Begs As Members Plan Defection Today by Esumai(m): 1:48am On Aug 15, 2015
No fewer than 570 key members of the Peoples Democratic Party in Bayelsa State are planning to dump the party for the All Progressives Congress on Saturday (today). But an association within the PDP in the state called the Unity Group begged the aggrieved members to reconsider the move. The group made the appeal at a news conference in Yenagoa on Friday against the backdrop of mass defections of prominent members of the party to the APC. Addressing journalists on Friday, Coordinator, PDP Unity Group, Mrs. Marie Ebikake, urged the aggrieved members not to defect to another party. Ebikake, a former Commissioner for Transport in the state, who was recently relieved of her position because of her alleged closeness to the former First Lady, Dame Patience Jonathan, said the group was committed to the unity and resolution of the crisis confronting the PDP. She said, “We cannot deceive ourselves. Some of our people have vowed to go to the APC. We want to use this medium to appeal to them to return. The home they have built, they cannot allow it to collapse. “We are a group in the Bayelsa State PDP that is committed to the unity of our party, particularly after the outcome of the recent general elections. “We believe that losing power at the centre after 16 years should unite rather than divide us. We salute the commitment of our members and supporters in the last 16 years. “However, we are not oblivious of the most recent defections from our great party in Bayelsa State to the opposition APC. We cannot also pretend to be unperturbed of the planned defection of our esteemed members on Saturday (today) in Yenagoa. “There is no doubt that some of these defectors are men and women of high political substance and pedigree who have contributed to our past achievements.”
Politics / Re: See This Photo Of President Buhari And The Hilarious Caption by Esumai(m): 11:19pm On Aug 03, 2015
I'm sure that's Gov. Wike wearing that Suit...
Sports / NFF Sacks Stephen Keshi by Esumai(m): 11:59pm On Jul 04, 2015
The Nigeria Football Federation on Saturday
terminated its contract with Super Eagles coach,
Stephen Keshi.
Details of the sack were not made available to
Sports
Vanguard but we can confirm that the sack may not
be unconnected with Keshi’s application for a
coaching job with the Ivory Coast national team.
The NFF had said the coach would be sacked if it was
established that he actually applied for the job, a
claim Keshi had consistently denied.
Both the NFF spokesman, Ademola Olajire and
Keshi’s manager, Emmanuel Ado confirmed the
development which took most Nigerians by surprise.
Jokes Etc / Re: Wanna Make You Laugh/ Whatsapp Crack Your Ribs/ Drop Ur Number. by Esumai(m): 10:30pm On Jul 02, 2015
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Politics / Court Restrains Wike From Sacking 23 Lg Councils In Rivers State by Esumai(m): 11:03am On Jun 24, 2015
The National Industrial Court sitting in Yenagoa has granted an interim injunction restraining Rivers State Governor, Chief Ezebunwo Nyesom Wike and the State House of Assembly from dissolving the 23 local government councils in the state.



The court, presided over by Justice James Justice Agbadu-Fishim, also restrained the state Attorney-General of the state and agents of the state government from dissolving, suspending, sacking terminating or in any manner whatsoever interfering with the tenure of office of the councils.



The interim order, in Suit No: NICN/YEN/26/2015, which was granted on Monday, June 22, 2015, followed a motion ex-parte and affidavit of extreme urgency filed by chairmen of the 23 local government councils on behalf of themselves, and the 23 local government councils of the state.



The order also restrained the Inspector-general of Police or his agents and proxies from enforcing any purported action detrimental to the existence of the 23 chairmen and councils in the state.



Agbadu-Fishim stated that the interim order will remain in force until the hearing and determination of the motion on notice for Interlocutory Injunction



Reacting to the Court order, publicity secretary of the All Progressives Congress (APC) in the state, Chris Finebone commended the decision of the Court, saying despite the presence of a few bad eggs, the judiciary remains the last hope of the oppressed.



Finebone, “We believe that, despite the presence of a few bad eggs, the judiciary remains the last hope of the oppressed. Therefore, we hail this decision by the Yenagoa High Court as specified in the attached Order.”



http://leadership.ng/news/442708/court-restrains-wike-assembly-from-sacking-council-chairmen

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Politics / Port Harcourt Monorail May Not Continue — Wike by Esumai(m): 3:57am On Jun 24, 2015
Abuja—The fate of the Port Harourt monorail, which
was the pet project of the immediate past governor
of Rivers State, Rotimi Amaechi now hangs in the
balance, as Governor Nyesom Wike has revealed that
a committee has been set up to review it and advise
his administration, accordingly.
Speaking with journalists, in Abuja, the governor said
the committee has been empowered to do a cost/
benefit analysis of the project, to see whether it was
economically advisable to continue it or halt further
works, given the current financial position of the
state.
Governor Wike said; “We have set up a committee to
look at the cost/benefit analysis of the project. We
want to see how much it will take to complete the
project vis-à-vis the financial situation of the state-
especially looking at the drop in oil revenue.
“I won’t just go ahead. We will go or we won’t go on.
Because we have to allow the experts to sit down,
look at it critically and advise us. And we have to
harvest the inputs of Rivers people. The money is not
my money. So if they come up and tell us it will take
so much to finish, we will look at our financial
position. Like I said, if we had a proper handover, we
would have already done a financial analysis of the
monorail.
“I won’t say here we will not continue and I will not
say we will continue, until the committee comes with
their findings.
“Part of the problem we have in our society is that
people don’t do cost/benefit analysis of projects
before they undertake them.”

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Governor's Wives (pictures) by Esumai(m): 8:13pm On Nov 27, 2012
Rivers State First Lady Is the Finest and Youngest.... Hahaha who will say his/her mother's soup is not sweet?
Sports / Re: AFCON 2012 Final: Zambia Vs Ivory Coast (8 - 7)Pens On 12th February 2012 by Esumai(m): 11:35pm On Feb 12, 2012
Thank God oooo shocked F*CK Drogba lipsrsealed

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