Hey Freethinker,

Theres nothing wrong with the way you think, in fact i feel heaven will be filled with more people like you than those religious bigits out there that can not wait to castigate eachothers religion at the slightest opportunity!!!

I think a lot of these religious bigots and hypocrites will be surprised when GOD in his infinite mercies judges the nations for their ill deeds, Where were you told that Christianity is the only way to God, or Islam for othat matter!!!

Sorry but most ppl read interpretations of their religious doctrines and forget the essence of the text,

My Brother Free thinker, I am a xtian by birth and practice but i've come to realise that the God i serve is tolerant of others views and will not ever throw an honest my like you into hell, Keep freethinking and wherever it leads you we will meet on the other side of the void, Whatever is there,

Euclidian Logick is treason!!!

My Guy Shine your eye!!!

Barbaric act of savages, Its akin to the murder of twins in the Calabar region {or was it} that was stymied by Mary Slessor, Also akin to the genital piercings that has become a recent craze in the west, Barbaric, barbaric, barbaric!!!!!!!!!!

Its a product of a chauvinistic male dominated society that states that women should not enjoy the goodness and mercies of great sex!!!!!

Let the women be free i say, Let the girls come as much as they want so as to glorify the name of new borne babies under our explosive population, HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED THAT COUNTRIES WITH GREAT POPULATION ARE BECOMING GLOBAL GIANTS, CUM INDIA AND CHINA, {Diversifying form the actual discourse}

Let the women be free and all those superstitious monkeys that ply these trade should be thrown into KIRIKIRI PRISON IN NIGERIA {Thats for the Naija folk to understand} and see if their superstitions and ignoance can get them out of there!!!!!

Euclidian Philosophia is Mundane!!

My Guy shine your eye!!!!!!!!

Hey Guys,

If you are true wizzes regarding web site design and flash, i run a little outsourcing outfit where we source web design jobs here in the UK for designers in NIGERIA to design, If you are both in Niger i could drop some jobs your way? If you are up for it please let me know, you can reach me on president@nylsecretariat.co.uk

Hope to hear from you guys soon,

Cheers,

This is the whole point of the organisation, exploiting sysnergies amongst young talented Nigerians and showcasing it to the world at large!!

Euclidian Phylosophie is Clandestine!!

Hey Guys,

Thanks for the tips, However Mr Woods i'm sure you know the listed price of Myspace and Hi5 on teh FTSE 100 and Dow Jones at the mo, besides prices are falling on the stock exchange and one day i may just be able o afford a management buy out {MBO of those sites}

What i require however is a Social networking site that targets Young Nigerians exclusively, The organisation in question was created specifically for the serious minded ones amongst us i.e. The leaders of a new generation,

Mr Smart, i really appreciate your proposal to assist, the site is www.nylsecretariat.co.uk/forum/ however all i seem to be getting is strange bots and nonsensical users that just wanna sell and advertise their wares, I need the real deal,

Please check it out and tell me what i'm doing wrong as i've already configured according to our organisational requirements, now all i need is the economies of scale to justify our work and gurantee hits on the pages,

This is my dilemma any more suggestions?

Euclidian Geometrie is Arcane!!

Hi All,

I've realised the enormous power of social networking on the Internet and i was wondering how one could create a forum as good as nairaland? Can you geeks out there assist a fellow geek in this endeavour as i have a social networking idea that i reckon could become popular amongst us young Nigerians, Obviously not as innovative as nairaland but close, :-)

Please assist as i'm in a limbo and do not know where to start off!!



Cheers

Euclidian Logick is incandescent!!

Hi Obabs,

Its always a pleasure to see another Naija Broda taking that tentative step towards making knowledge transfer into the Nigerian economy a reality, The brain drain has gone on for far too long!

I'll like to highlight certain points here

1. The Business venture should be considered as such and should not be borne out of a patriotic zeal {Never helps}
2. Your customer base must be available before you commit funds as unlike the US Nigeria is just starting to develop its own IT knowledge base
3. Numbers crunching is most essential, Please ensure that you get a realistic forecast for the business as opposed to theoretical profit potential
4. Consider the fact that even Nigerians will rather outsource their jobs to foreign partners than Nigerians !!!
5. Take a critical look at how globalisation affects the Nigerian economy and what part it has to play,

These are some of the questions that i didnt answer when i carried out my 1st business venture in Naija {Also in the UK} and i paid dearly for it!!! Consider this a lessons learnt report from my experiences.

Wish you all the best.

Euclidian Logick is dialectic

Hi All,

It is with great interest that i observe your various musings regarding the NIN and NID syndrome, You are all one and the same however you have suffered 2 distinct experiences in your growth and development. You are quite different regarding your attitude to life and perceptions of success, But one thing is certain your jokes are quite serious!!

The moderator must be asked what his take is on the issues at hand, Thanks to Paw-Paw for raising this unspoken tension that exists between NID's and NIN's, I love the thread and was quite intrigued by some view points, You've all spoken well but my personal take on this is that where do you stand in the newly globalized world?

Would it be better to be a NIN or a NID, The world is changing and i suggest you all harness your skills and koin hands in ensurion that NIGERIANS {Both NID's and NIN's} join forces and confront the common enemy as opposed to causing more division in an already divided entity called Nigeria,

PAW-PAW, Arrange yourself my guy , no your way no be curse, and dont forget say for warri if nothing somethin go always dey fro pipeline,

Im out and the war must come to a truce, Aburi convention abeg!!!!!

Euclidian Rhetoric is Moribund!!!

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WE HAVE STRATEGICALLY POSITIONED OURSELVES AS THE LEADERS OF A THRIVING GENERATION AND PROMISE TO SUPPORT ALL POSITIVE INITIATIVES THAT WILL STRIVE TO CARRY NIGERIA TO ITS TRUE POTENTIAL AS THE GIANT OF AFRICA!!

NIGERIA IS OUR LEGACY AND WE HAVE JOINED HANDS TO PARTICIPATE IN THE MOLDING OF OUR OWN FUTURE!!
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Hi All,

This may appear like a typical cliche as most people of Nigerian descent are familiar with however the fundamental fact is that the old cabal of politicians in the country have lost the plot. THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF IDEAS and it is about time that we YOUNG and ILLUSTRIOUS NIGERIANS start pulling our weight and getting our act right!! DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS ASSERTION?

FOUR DECADES AND FOUR REPUBLICS TO GET NIGERIA TO ITS HIGHEST IDEALS BUT TO NO AVAIL!! Are we to stand by and watch our heritage and inheritance TRAMPLED BY A BUNCH OF CHARLATTANS?

OBASANJO HAS TRIED HID BEST TO LAY THE FOUNDATION OF OUR TOMMOROW,  I DARE YOU MY FELLOW YOUNG AND ILLUSTRIOUS NIGERIANS TO SPEAK UP and STOP HIDING BEHIND ALL THE EXCUSES FOR INACTION!!

LETS COME TOGETHER TO BUILD THE FOUDATION PILLARS OF A TRUE AND ULTIMATELY BLACK SUPERPOWER "NIGERIA"

GOWON WAS PRESIDENT BY AGE 29
IBB WAS AN SMC MEMBER BY AGE 36
NNAMDI AZIKIWE WAS TRULY RELEVANT BY AGE 25
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
GOD BLESS NIGERIA
GOD BLESS THE FOUNDING FATHERS AND MOTHERS
GOD BLESS YOU
THE FUTURE OF OUR MOTHERLAND

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HI All

Most of the posts on this topic have been hilarious and has given me a few laughs however there are 2 types of Money moguls in Nigeria

1. The undeclared i.e. Those rich ppl that cant flaunt their wealth because it was gotten at the expense of the masses
2. The declared i.e Those rich ppl that were empowered by "the undeclared" to help flaunt their obscene wealth

Euclidian Ratings

The Declared
0. Chief Dehinde Fernandez - Logically but has lost some of his wealth due to divorce settlement!!
1. Mike Adenuga - 2.2 Billion dollars - Jan 2006 (This day)
2. Aliko Dangote - 1.750 Billion Dollars - Jan 2006 (This day)
3. Femi Otedola - 850 million Dollars - Jan 2006 (This Day)
4. And the rest

(Wealth in Nigeria is measured by the current championship) These men have profited immensely from the OBJ administration.

The Undeclared

1. IBB/OBJ - At least 20 Billion dollars - {Reliable sources}
2. ATIKU - Close to the above
3. Governor James Ibori At least 2 Billion Dollars (Sheikh of Nigeria)
4. Governor Peter Odili - Rivals James Ibori pound for pound
5. Harry Akande - Undeclared Drug Baron of Chicago
6. All the rest including all the silent millionaires in Nigeria and diaspora

These figures are quoted with logick and reliable sources!! The figures are what hey are worth including their assets!!

The real question is when will you make your own 1 million pounds or dollars per annum which is Forbes definition of a wealthy person i.e.N250 million INCOME per ANNUM .

Food for thought

Euclidian Philosophy is Antiquated!!!

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Do you really want to know my honest opinion?

One bullet to the head for all his disregard to the fundamental tenets of democracy!! OBJ has done well however most of his misdeeds have set up very wrong precedences to our nascent democracy!!

This is my personal opinion!!

For a more patriotic and sensible present i'll give him a life jail sentence for his part in the genocide that took place during the Biafra war to heal the wounds of the IBO's, because of the Odi carnage, and for all the fatal mishaps that has bedeviled Nigeria during his tenure!!

Finally i'll give him a congressional medal of honor for exposing the fact that Nigeria is actually ruled by an oligarchic system that dwells on the sufferings of the common Nigerian HITHERTO he is one of them!!

Hey before i forget, I'll gve him another "Ota Ranch" in Adamawa State for leaving a country more divided and volatile than when he came into power hence highlighting the deep divisions that exists in the Nigerian socio-cultural fabric!!!

Quote "Elders are supposed to be wise but in Nigeria this is not the case" President Olusegun Obasanjo

Hope he has enough presents to take with him to heaven when he finally passes into transition.

Cheers

Euclidian Rhetorick is Misplaced!!

Hi All

Shine your eye!!

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Euclidian Logick is an anomaly!!

Neva Neva Neva, Lailai, God forbid bad thing

How do i raise my kids? What do i tell them? Your mother was a bleeping LovePeddler!!!

No way!!

Cant even bare the thought of it, however most Niger girlz in Niger are pros in disguise, Watch out fellas

Euclidian Phylosophy is a Joke

Hi All

This question is very blunt and basic. It appears like most young nigerians are really not intersted in the polity and the politics. I personally think that this is a disservice to our generation and our children yet unborn!!

Please tell me why the upcoming generation appear not to care anymore.

I would appreciate if one of the wisemen on this forum will enlighten me!!!!

Thanks for your time

Euclidian Rhetoric is sagacious!!

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Cheers

Hi All

Can anyone please give me viable reason as to why Nigeria is one of the religious countries in the world?

At a point in time Warri (Delta State) was said to have more churches per square mile than any other place in the world.

The are serious ascertions and my own personal take on this is that RELIGION IS THE OPIUM OF THE POOR!!

Hence Nigeria is a country with a lot of ppl leaving below the poverty line and so they need Salvation from their poverty.

When we achieve our destiny as a nation (Social Welfare) this may spell the end of deceptive reliogious norms and probably evn the decline of religious tension in the country.

Euclidian Geometry is a Farce

Mr Vesta        

Babies are a gift from God!! I suggest you do not let this confuse your daily activities. The number one suggestion to any man is to keep matters of the heart in theheart and matters of the mind in the mind. The email you wrote has shown that you have consciously mixed up the two. It is quite difficult to do this but it usually helps. Your Busines should be handled in a pragmatic way.

God that gave you the twins will prevail in the end (i.e. if you believe in God).

You did not plan this and your explanation (though one sided) makes a lot of sence. YOu have done your best and all i can say is do not fret based on threats to you or your family.

Man proposes God disposes!!

Hope this has helped in my convoluted way!!

Cheers my Brodo

Euclidian Geometry is nothing but a farce!!

Hi All

Think of witches as the worst part of the human spirit and angels as the best part of the human spirit.

Whateva you portend which craft to be it is nothing but the 2 extremes to which the human spirit can develop!!

Wicthcraft is nothing but a negative manifestation of a negative human spirit!!

All answers in the forum have been most correct as you are reading an email from a real live witch

Do you believe?

Hi Jobinnaija

I think you've missed one very important aspect to the sentiments going round the country,

ANGER and FEAR!!!

Simply because charlattans have ruled us for 40 years and still we haven't achieved anything as a nation!!

Nigeria go beta has been the same slogan for the past 30 years cmon meeen dont you get bored of crap,

Action is required and i suggest that this generation take up its intellectual weaponry and attack the fortress of the oligarchs!!

www.nigerianyouthleague.org

Hi All,

This may appear like a typical cliche as most people of Nigerian descent are familiar with however the fundamental fact is that the old cabal of politicians in the country have lost the plot. THEY HAVE RUN OUT OF IDEAS and it is about time that we YOUNG and ILLUSTRIOUS NIGERIANS start pulling our weight and getting our act right!! DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS ASSERTION?

FOUR DECADES AND FOUR REPUBLICS TO GET NIGERIA TO ITS HIGHEST IDEALS BUT TO NO AVAIL!! Are we to stand by and watch our heritage and inheritance TRAMPLED BY A BUNCH OF CHARLATTANS?

OBASANJO HAS TRIED HID BEST TO LAY THE FOUNDATION OF OUR TOMMOROW, I DARE YOU MY FELLOW YOUNG AND ILLUSTRIOUS NIGERIANS TO SPEAK UP and STOP HIDING BEHIND ALL THE EXCUSES FOR INACTION!!

LETS COME TOGETHER TO BUILD THE FOUDATION PILLARS OF A TRUE AND ULTIMATELY BLACK SUPERPOWER "NIGERIA"

[color=#006600]GOWON WAS PRESIDENT BY AGE 29
IBB WAS AN SMC MEMBER BY AGE 36
NNAMDI AZIKIWE WAS TRULY RELEVANT BY AGE 25
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
GOD BLESS NIGERIA
GOD BLESS THE FOUNDING FATHERS AND MOTHERS
GOD BLESS YOU
THE FUTURE OF OUR MOTHERLAND

Log onto www.nigerianyouthleague.org for further info!!![/color]

Hi All,

It is amazng to find the spate of violence that has engulfed our motherland in recent times!! The killings and kidnappings in the Oil rich Delta region of Nigeria. The various ethnic militia that have pervaded our existence in the last 8 years!! The religious intolerances that we have experienced in the Northern part of our country!! The cult inspired murders that have engulfed our Tertiary institutions!! The politically motivated murders that have stained Obasanjo's nascent Democratic rule!!
The spate of armed robberies that have made our lives hell in Nigeria!! The sophistication of weapons that are now easily available to one of nefarious intentions!!

My people, i implore you to look deeper and appreciate that what you are experiencing in history is not just isolated events but a defiant show of ANGER by the able bodied and mostly jobless upcoming generation!! WHAT WE ARE EXPERIENCING IN ALL THE AFORE MENTIONED ABOVE ARE INDICATIVE SIGNALS OF THE TRUE FEELINGS OF YOUTH DISPLEASURE AT THE POLITY!! THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE WELL TALKED ABOUT "IDEOLOGICAL REVOLUTION".

Nigerian youth of all calibre are angry at the Old cabal for failing them!! This is the ultimate reason why they are more likely to partake in the recent blood lettings that has engulfed our motherland.

Some fight with Guns and Machettes, others fight with spoken words, others take a stance with written words,  WHICH PART DO YOU WANT TO PLAY IN THE NATION BUILDING PROCESS??

WHATEVER YOU DO; PLEASE TAKE A STAND , BECAUSE ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!

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