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Romance / Re: Ladies If You Are Not Interested, Don't Keep Us As Friends!!! by Extom(m): 11:56pm On Dec 19, 2014
donpeey22:
And what the hell are you talking about? If you don't have anything to say, vamoose from here.
Okay cheesy
Literature / Re: Never Write Anyone Off. by Extom(m): 11:55pm On Dec 19, 2014
harpy4:
I luuvv ur story. Tell it the way it happens in the real world.winkcheesy
wink
Apparently, the first guy missed the humour. cheesy
Romance / Re: Your First Crush by Extom(m): 11:52pm On Dec 19, 2014
olexjay:
Lolz

I remember mine when I wanna take off that fear off me I try to take some liquor and head to talk 2 a lady that's even huger than me expecting that she gonna embarrass me but to my surprise she don't but just smile, even though she don't accept cos I don't even have the orient but keep saying "I wish to be dating u" ever since then I gart no worries cos its a matter of NO GREE NO FIGHT.

Whenever I say "English na bastard", people get worked up. undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies If You Are Not Interested, Don't Keep Us As Friends!!! by Extom(m): 11:43pm On Dec 19, 2014
If it is forward match, then it should be backward lighter, don't you think? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Fashion: Ever Cute Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Boobs At People Magazine Awards.... by Extom(m): 11:30pm On Dec 19, 2014
And I thought only Pharrel was the Vampire. angry
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Boys Double Date by Extom(m): 11:28pm On Dec 19, 2014
English shaaaaa. undecided
Romance / Re: How To Be A Nice Guy And Still Get The Girls by Extom(m): 11:26pm On Dec 19, 2014
You can't have it both ways bro. Do these things, and you're no longer a "nice guy".
But come to think of it, who the hell wants to be a nice guy these days? Even a certified nice guy will tell you he's not a nice guy grin
Literature / Never Write Anyone Off. by Extom(m): 11:08pm On Dec 19, 2014
His teacher always yelled at him calling him a waste of space and telling him he would never amount to anything in life.

One day Ranayo’s grandmother came to school to check on how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy in all her life, and advised his grandmother to withdraw and enrol him under a handicrafter because formal schooling for Ranayo would be a total waste of time and money.

The grandmother, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her grandson from the school and moved to Benin City.

25 years later the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met strongly advised her to do surgery. One which only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Benin) could perform.

Left with no other option, the teacher agreed to have the surgery performed. It was successful.

When she opened her eyes in the ICU hours after surgery, she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak.

Suddenly her face started to turn blue. She frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. Then she died.

The doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it was our dear friend Ranayo (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's ventilator to connect his phone charger.

Wait, You guys thought that Ranayo became the doctor? NO OH! Not in my story oh.
Romance / Re: That ONE GOOD Thing You Missed About Your Ex..u May Not Get Elsewhere. by Extom(m): 3:45am On Dec 18, 2014
Forget that she can lie for africa, there's this way she talks, and it's so eccentric and seductive. I think it was this calmness in her, and the fact that she always seemed too fragile, that got me fooled for a period of time.
At first(when we just broke up), any girl with that calming effect will instantaneously give me that nostalgic feeling. But now, any girl does that, and I'm like "Taaaah! Hol it dia. Don go dia!!! I've been fooled by 'Cleopatra-effect'!!! " cheesy
I think that's one of the bad things about been heartbroken by someone you used to look up to; you just can't fall for that same "act", even if the new one might be for real. undecided

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Celebrities / Re: How Man Died Over Ownership Of Face Cap by Extom(m): 3:43am On Dec 18, 2014
shocked
Education / Re: A Dumping Letter To My Campus Darling by Extom(m): 3:32am On Dec 18, 2014
Not as concise as I was expecting it to be. undecided
Education / Re: Best Medical Graduating Student OAU Ife by Extom(m): 3:31am On Dec 18, 2014
Go get em bae. smiley
Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Diva Yet To Marry And Why: I Am Afraid Of Divorce — Genevieve Nnaji by Extom(m): 3:30am On Dec 18, 2014
Good thing they're all coming out.
Religion / Re: Pls I Need Help *breaks Down* by Extom(m): 3:23am On Dec 18, 2014
Give her my number angry
Seems you've never heard of wet dream before. undecided
These people will link everything to spirit.

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Politics / Re: I'm Joining Buhari To Rebuild Nigeria - Osinbajo by Extom(m): 3:21am On Dec 18, 2014
Honestly, I wasn't really feeling the APC.
But seeing this move, you can't but notice that this is a very logical and objective team-up with depth, commitment and the will to serve.
KICK CLUELESSNESS OUT OF ASO ROCK ALREADY!!!

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Romance / Re: How Do I Tell My Husband To Be That I Don't Won't To Be His Wife. by Extom(m): 3:15am On Dec 18, 2014
It's very, very simple.
TELL YOUR HUSBAND-TO-BE, THAT YOU DONT WANT TO BE HIS WIFE!!!
And then leave us out of it. angry

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Romance / Re: Who Cheats Most In A Relationship by Extom(m): 3:11am On Dec 18, 2014
It is the party feels more neglected, the party that feels they've been used in one way,or the other, the party that's less interested in the relationship, and the party that's just a cheat. Simple.
Pets / Re: SCARY? I Found A Cat Living In My Car Engine Compartment. by Extom(m): 10:29am On Dec 17, 2014
Bigcake:
that's natural.....remember the garden of Eden...
Hehe cheesy
Pets / Re: SCARY? I Found A Cat Living In My Car Engine Compartment. by Extom(m): 10:06am On Dec 17, 2014
Bigcake:
Nothing is wrong with that innocent cat.... And even if the cat was a mystery one, i won't still hurt it nor be scared of it because The Bible says ''fear not''.
The bible said "Fear Not", but did the bible say "It's ok to take the mysterious cat into your home"?
Romance / Re: Secrets That Will Save Your Marriage by Extom(m): 9:49am On Dec 17, 2014
succyreal:
if you don't have anything good to write, just zoom off.
Mbok, that your glasses nor be here oo. cheesy grin shocked lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: >>benefits Of Dating A Blogger Or A Website Owner<< by Extom(m): 9:47am On Dec 17, 2014
gottoboy:

Iknow you think you know Abuja a lot! Must you comment?
Just went through your profile, and saw that you're here too. Now I know why the post is this dry. undecided
I don't want to fight you yet, but don't force my hands.
Romance / Re: Identifying The Differences Between Love And Lust by Extom(m): 9:22am On Dec 17, 2014
If this is how you plan to reach frontpage, I'll tell Seun to open a "backpage", and slam your post there. undecided

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Romance / Re: Why Is It Only Nigeria Woman Without Big Nyash In Africa by Extom(m): 9:12am On Dec 17, 2014
OP did you say Kenya?
Kenyans don't even have enough flesh to go around the whole body, let alone having hips. undecided
Politics / Re: Obasanjo's Book Volume 2:How I Dealt With The Doctor That Killed My Wife Stella by Extom(m): 9:07am On Dec 17, 2014
Lies. Bunch of lies!!!
Romance / Re: Secrets That Will Save Your Marriage by Extom(m): 9:04am On Dec 17, 2014
What you should give them is husbands. How can you keep what you don have? undecided lipsrsealed
Pets / Re: SCARY? I Found A Cat Living In My Car Engine Compartment. by Extom(m): 8:58am On Dec 17, 2014
This one be wan use him hand carry trouble enter house!!! shocked
Of all the places in your house, your engine seemed the most appropriate and conducive for it undecided
Guy, put anointing oil for that engine oo.

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Romance / Re: Help, In My 30s And Still A Virgin by Extom(m): 8:55am On Dec 17, 2014
What help does this one need?? undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Snake In A Woman Stomach! by Extom(m): 8:54am On Dec 17, 2014
Pinshure!!!
What's my business with video? Just show me the pinshure, and we're good. cheesy
Romance / Re: >>benefits Of Dating A Blogger Or A Website Owner<< by Extom(m): 8:43am On Dec 17, 2014
Is it the Harmattan, or is this post just dryer than kilishi? angry undecided
OP, the only traffic you would get with these kind of posts, is posting them while driving past National Mosque, on a Friday, by 3pm!!! angry
Celebrities / Re: I Wouldn't Mind Being A Second Wife. Nkiru Sylvanus by Extom(m): 8:39am On Dec 17, 2014
That's what you get when you're always saying "His status is not high enough for me", "he's too short", "he's too this, he's too that".
I looking forward to hearing what the rest of her "teammates" in this same "league" with her has to say. angry
Health / Re: 5 Eating Habits That Will Help You Lower Cholesterol by Extom(m): 8:36am On Dec 17, 2014
Noted.

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