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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Girl Dat Stay In Chicago Or Minesota Urgent by FactorChic(f): 10:39pm On Apr 08, 2008
dupe tie:

am ibrahim live in chicago after my schooling in nigeria ,am 26yrs and i need a nigerian a girl that reside in nigeria or chicago within d age of 19 to 24 .and good at bed

LMAO!!! some guys never cease to amaze me!! grin grin
TV/Movies / Re: Kenny And D-1: Boring! by FactorChic(f): 10:35pm On Apr 08, 2008
so someone else sees it too!!!! I knwo I've been out of Nigerian for a while now, but those guys put the B in BORING!!! I mean can't u just get d younger ones to do it, do u have to do everything?? GOSH!!!! angry It's really sad and I don't think anyone's ever told them, "for once get ur old face off d camera and let's see new faces, young interesting people!!"
Music/Radio / Re: Rock Music Is Satanic? by FactorChic(f): 10:31pm On Apr 08, 2008
Some Nigerians are just stupid! You will never change that stupid metality,  angry
I remember when Makossa just came out, some said it was demonic, now Rock music is demonic?? why? because it's MOSTLY loud? or because of the outfits those rockstars wear?? I don't listen to rock like that but I think it's unique, try listening to the good ones, listen to d lyrics!! angry what do u expect every one to just stick to R & B or Hip Hop? please don't come up with lame posts like this anymore! angry

very daft human being! angry
Romance / Re: I Love Her But I Don't Know How To Tell Her by FactorChic(f): 11:02pm On Apr 02, 2008
4gotnheros:

Guy, Dont try it! she may hate you for that and never want to see you again!
Time will tell if she also has the same feelings.

abeg shatap there! What if it's too late and she goes for someone else? do u know if she likes him too and she's waiting for him to say something?

@ Poster, nothing hurts more than having some things in ur heart that u're unable to let out. Pls tell her how u feel, if she doesn't feel the same way, it's all about time, u'll get over it and move on! good luck!
Culture / Re: Why Do Nigerians Get Married? by FactorChic(f): 10:42pm On Apr 02, 2008
[b]I think most of y'all have answered the question already.

Most Nigerians get married because of what people say to them or what people think. I have a friend who went back home, she's just 22. She was really embarrassed by the way her friends ridiculed her all because she said she's not in a relationship. Most of her friends within the age range of 22-25 are all married with kids, they started making fun of her, some of them even volunteered to take her to their pastor because they think someone is behind it, I mean, how fuked up is that?!!!

You will see a 25 yr old single woman, panicking because she doesn't have a man, yea u should be concerned, but will u kill yourself if d right man doesn't come your way? does that mean u should jump on d next available bus?
I believe marriage should be about what makes u happy and not what the society thinks, but these days people don't get married because of happiness or love. You can imagine someone going to Nigerian to go get married, and the person she married is not someone she's know for a year, not even 6 months, and I ask myself, WHAT D FUK?!

If u look at it, it's a really sad case, especially among us Nigerians. How parents won't let us date when we're young but once we're 25 or older they bring up d marriage issues like good men just hang on trees and all u gotta do is pluck them!

One of my friend got married to some guy in Nigeria, he's still a student trying to survive, she's just 23, she just went home and got married to him, now she's pregnant, they're having marriage issues, all d guy cares about is how he's going to make it into d US, it's really messed up!

They say if u're in Rome, u have to behave like a Romanian, abi how them dey take talk am, most people just leave Nigeria they are still not enlightened, people need to really change the way they think when it co mes to marriage, it's a lifetime investment, don't just rush into it because someone said so or because u think people will see u as a loser! take your fuking time!!! angry[/b]
Romance / Re: She Won't Let Me Answer Her Phone by FactorChic(f): 7:53pm On Mar 31, 2008
DAMN! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

oyinbo

I no know why d guy dey ask questions again, person dey cheat on  you and u know it, so wetin u suppose do?

Go figure!!!
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Romance / Re: Am I In Love? by FactorChic(f): 7:49pm On Mar 31, 2008
his_grace:

send him a text - saying honey - please come and insert your di ck - oko - into my warm juicy pu ssy - obo - if he replies with obscenities at u - then u have made a mistake - but if he says - honey - is it warm, juicy and moist, then know he wants you.

see baboon look-alike! dem suppose go hang u on top tree con strip u naked, didirin oshi

@ Poster, abeg na love, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR??!!! Go for it, goodluck! cheesy
Romance / Re: Lagos Girls Are Shameless by FactorChic(f): 7:45pm On Mar 31, 2008
Na when person write this kain post u go don know say train jam d person for head before.
You don yansh girl finish, u con talk say she lie there with no shame, wetin she wan cover up again when u don sleep with am? abeg e be like say your brain dey under your foot, correct mumu! person just con waste time thinking it's an interesting post, ori e baje lorun e! angry angry angry
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Girl I Can Talk To by FactorChic(f): 8:55pm On Mar 28, 2008
Just for d record, u take style fine o cheesy cheesy cheesy
 *he smiles*


LMAO! I slay me! cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Girl I Can Talk To by FactorChic(f): 8:54pm On Mar 28, 2008
onizzy:

@ ladieseun im a girl like u
d guy that says y do parents interfer
i don't blame parents for inteferrin
look u guys re too unserious nowadays
so mum n dad just has 2 really loook out for us
doing what de feel is best
most of d time of our parents re now lookin,
u guys will just b playin "d game"


WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT? shocked angry angry
I TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH WHAT U JUST SAID! So are ur parents going to marry the guy or is it u? dem go con live with the guy abi na u go live with am? HISS!!!

@ Poster
I hope u find what u're looking for, Love can be a b!tch sometimes, but just be patient, in d long run, it'll be worthwhile.
Romance / Re: I Need Your Ideals by FactorChic(f): 8:50pm On Mar 28, 2008
hammers:

@poster

This is payback time!!!!

Shag the hell out of her and dump her!!!! grin grin grin

LOL! cheesy cheesy oloshi ni boy yi sha cheesy cheesy
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Romance / Re: Playing No More! by FactorChic(f): 8:48pm On Mar 28, 2008
This is very common. I ask some guys how they end up dating someone online and they tell me because their friends tried it and it worked. because someone has good luck being a thief doesn't mean u will have the same luck, U might get shot at by the cops the first day u go and steal!!!

I won't even advice my enemy to try an internet relationship, that's a HELL NO!
Romance / Re: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by FactorChic(f): 8:44pm On Mar 28, 2008
Chacal:

@ Hiltino,

I can't even see any problem here.
Who says u cannot multi-task?
Keep the 2 of em for a while and decide who makes u happier. . . .
This is no conundrum at all. . . .


I'm sorry but that is a very dumb advice u just gave!  angry

Decide who makes u happier? so when he falls for the two of them, he will co me back here and write another post asking us who he should choose and we readers are here wasting our precious time to go over the same posts?  angry angry, very stupid advice I tell u!

@ Poster

LOOKS FADE, case dismissed!!! angry
Romance / Re: Please I Need Help by FactorChic(f): 8:40pm On Mar 28, 2008
[b]Before you do what you will regret, just think twice.

I have a friend who has been dating this girl for 5 years, they got engaged, we had this work thing together, his girlfriend travelled and we started hanging out, the next thing I know he was already hitting on me. I just thought it was pure friendship no strings, because I know his girlfriend to. The way he talk to me, how many times he'll call me on d phone eveeryday, it all changed! The day he finally said something, I was shocked.

So, I sat him down and talked to him, everything is fine now, he got over it, they're getting married in August.

I won't go into more detals, what I just want you to know is, what u're feeling might not be love or chemistry, it's just anxiety, it's very natural so don't feel bad. Just be sure u
re not making the wrong decision, good luck! wink
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Family / Re: Her Mum Is Pushing It. by FactorChic(f): 8:32pm On Mar 28, 2008
WOW! shocked shocked shocked

I understand where the mother is coming from. FOR GOD'S SAKE HOW CAN HER DAUGHTER GET MARRIED AND SHE CAN'T ATTEND WHEN SHE'S NOT DEAD OR NOT IN GOOD TERMS WITH HER MOM?!!! c'mon don't be selfish!!!! That is just wrong!

Don't u know it brings great joy to a mother's heart to see her child get married?! angry angry angry angry

I know u don't want to be pushed aroung but c'mon it's her daughter's wedding, and u said your mom agree d not to come, do u really think that's what your mom wants? I can't believe how selfish u're being!!! angry angry angry

and u expect her to give u guys blessings? damn! angry angry angry angry
Romance / Re: Help !help! Help! Befor I Do: ! by FactorChic(f): 8:26pm On Mar 28, 2008
LMAO! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy This is too hilarious! grin
The guy don plan wedding finish and he never find woman? chai!!! eleyi tun le o cheesy cheesy

opolo boy yi ti step down sha, oloun gbo awo ori e o jino rara grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: I Met Modenine Saturday At The Silverbird Galleria by FactorChic(f): 6:14pm On Mar 27, 2008
PITIFUL!!! sad

When will dis lame conversation come to an end?



You met Mode 9
He's better than somebody, or somebody is better than him
someone is more popularthan d other

WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS? so called grown ups!
angry
Music/Radio / Re: I Met Modenine Saturday At The Silverbird Galleria by FactorChic(f): 7:27pm On Mar 20, 2008
yemmydavid:

na wa o. c as u describe d whole thing like say na HOME VIDEO.
i happy for you sha but wetinu want those of us wey dey c mode9 like every day and talkin to him regularly make we do

i love mode9 and he is a very frndly person.

You see am too cheesy cheesy

This post is weird sha
THe shamefull part is, grown ups con dey sit down here dey argue about who is better and who is not, at d end of d day e no go put food for Mode9's table a bi Sauce kid. (whoever that is)

This is just pure trash mehn! *hiss*
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is transgendered by FactorChic(f): 7:20pm On Mar 18, 2008
WHAT IS IT THAT SOME OF Y'ALL DON'T GET

Let me make it simple, SHE HAS BOOBS, SHE HAS ASS, BUT INSTEAD OF A PUNANY, SHE HAS A PENIS

case dismissed!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: [Hacked] by FactorChic(f): 7:12pm On Mar 18, 2008
Scopium:

[size=13pt]If your mum is still alive then your problem is solved.
Step 1 Buy enough dangote sugar
Step 2 Pour it on your mum if your dad interferes beat the hell out of him
Step 3 Stir roughly very well to mix the sugar properly
After that your sugar mummy is ready to keep you busy with diabetes
Good luck[/size]


ROFL! This is too funny!!! DAMN! cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: [Hacked] by FactorChic(f): 7:11pm On Mar 18, 2008
EFOSA VAL:


i am the solution to your problem grin
i am a car model in the states
i hav lots of money to keep
u busy ,,,,,,,,,,so should i
apply now? grin grin wink


LMAOOOOOOOOOOO and to think I was having having one of those days, damn! U just made my day! LMAOOOOOO grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Move On!!!!!! by FactorChic(f): 12:12am On Mar 14, 2008
This is just lust! You know the condition her family is in, if you do anything to that girl, it's gonna ruin everything! If you know you cannot handle it, it's better you let her go back to her house! God will open another way for her and her family. I know one thing, you can try as much as possible not to do anything, but you already have this thought and as long as the girl stays in your house, you will do it! PLEASE LET HER GO!
Romance / Re: Marriage Proposal After Four Days by FactorChic(f): 12:01am On Mar 14, 2008
WOW! shocked shocked shocked They are both desperate! So, now she's scared she might be making a mistake? didn't she think about that before she accepted hisproposal? 4 freaking days!!! It's just like going back home, and ur parents already have someone they want you to marry, you knwo nothing about the person!

that's just some BS! They are both stupid! angry angry

Na wa o!
Like say marriage na 5 naira biscuit! angry angry
Romance / Re: Short People Are 'most Prone To Jealousy' by FactorChic(f): 11:46pm On Mar 13, 2008
almondjoy:

Only short fuses? shocked SHORT EVERYTHING! grin

The men or the women I don't know which group is worse. The women definitely. . . . those midgets are always trying to stab you in the butt thinking that is your back! grin

Buhahahahahahahah!!! Now that's funny! but it's so true! grin grin
Romance / Re: What Should Fred Do.? by FactorChic(f): 11:39pm On Mar 13, 2008
From what I read, I don't see anything wrong o! I can smell of masculine perfume too!!! What is wrong with hugging a guy even though you have a boyfriend? abeg some guys need to loose that yeye mentality! I don't think she did anything wrong. Did he catch her sleeping with someone? NO! he just smelt a masculine perfume

HISS!!! angry angry
Romance / Re: A Girl With White Pubic Hairs by FactorChic(f): 11:04pm On Mar 05, 2008
software:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wonders shall never end, i go pick race grin

@post starter, you are very very unlucky ooo. but why u? why u? out of all the girls in the whole of Lagos see wetin your eyes go select for you?

please come for prayers ooo, ()come along with 5000naira
grin grin

LMAO
Jesus christ! shocked shocked shocked shocked white hair ke? LMAO dat is strange! abeg if I be man, God forbid bad thing. I go disappear with 250MPH! LMAO wonders shall never cease!
Romance / Re: Why Is It Dat Ugly Ladies Like 2 Show. by FactorChic(f): 10:59pm On Mar 05, 2008
olulu:


No cause for CONTROL, the situation is under ALARM.
shebi na ugly girls go fit say y they form, abi?

so if no girl answer say , "as an ugly girl o, i form because of so, so , and so ",
then there is no ugly girl.
cool

shikena.




Thank U jare! lol grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: An Advice For You Seun ! by FactorChic(f): 10:56pm On Mar 05, 2008
creamdream:

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SAYS WHO, WE HAVE LIKE TWO LONG DICKS DANGLING ON THAT THREAD!!

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