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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji & Dabota Lawson Throw Shades At Each Other Over Dark Knuckles by fart: 11:11am On Sep 15, 2015
For all we know, their behinds are blacker than the devil
Crime / Re: Man Trapped Inside Grave In Jigawa As He Tries To Steal Dead Human Body (Photo) by fart: 11:03am On Sep 15, 2015
OVI75:
Heaven awaits him.

more like hell
Celebrities / Re: P-square Shares Photos Of Their Condos' High-rise Building - See Photos by fart: 11:03am On Sep 15, 2015
Bollinger:


The question you should be asking is; Living in Nigeria as citizens, how did they acquire the property in America since the law there says you have to be a citizen or green card holder to own one?

you don't have to be a citizen or card holder

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Celebrities / Re: Checkout Denrele's Outfit To Miss Grand Nigeria 2015 Pageant(photos) by fart: 11:00am On Sep 15, 2015
He is ga.y Does no one seriously not recognize that?
Celebrities / Re: P-square Shares Photos Of Their Condos' High-rise Building - See Photos by fart: 10:58am On Sep 15, 2015
who is Jude?
Celebrities / Re: See The Tummy Revealing Outfit Omotola Wore To 2015 Elite Model Look(Pics by fart: 2:37pm On Sep 14, 2015
Tallesty1:
Omotola no know her her size again?

Fool. That is the design
Family / Re: He Got Me Pregnant And Left Me To Suffer by fart: 6:40am On Sep 14, 2015
If I where you. I would raise dust. I would start hurricane. Its quite simple dear. blackmail the guy. He must give you money or you will find his wife and tell her about your relationship with him. If blackmail doesn't work. Find the woman and confess everything. If the woman is not receptive. Its not hard, deliver the baby and leave it in front of the woman's house and disappear. the child is her business because she will not draw her husbands ear
Food / Re: Photos Of A Nairalander Cooking Moimoi by fart: 11:17pm On Sep 13, 2015
Soft Moimoi is the best food ever.
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Ojiakor's Boob Baring Outfit At An Award Ceremony by fart: 2:55pm On Sep 13, 2015
who is she? is she a nigerian porn star? how come ive never heard of her?

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Romance / Re: Couple Fight & End Engagement Because Fiance Gave Fiancee A Full Stop Ring by fart: 2:53pm On Sep 13, 2015
hemartins:
that lady is sick.
let her wait for the ring of her dream when she is 40.
that time, she would be begging for a plastic ring.

iranu osi
abasha
omo jatijati

translation please
Romance / Re: To The Ladies... Why Do You Have Boyfriends??? by fart: 2:47pm On Sep 13, 2015
so that he can buy me food
Webmasters / Re: Facebook Ranks Nigeria, Kenya Top In Africa As Mobile Active Users by fart: 5:03pm On Sep 12, 2015
DiegoNakel:
We always in the news for irrelevant things !!!

Then go and make yourself useful and find a cure for Cancer or something. So that the world can view Nigerians in positive light for once.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested At KIA For Swallowing Cocaine (photo) by fart: 4:55pm On Sep 12, 2015
Look at his baboon face. Igbo men giving Nigeria a bad rep since 1880
Business / Re: Making Cigarettes Is Big Business In Nigeria by fart: 8:43am On Sep 12, 2015
delishpot:
I am sure they use spit to activate the glue when sealing it up too. Chei

Lol that is highly possible. grin grin
Romance / Making Cigarettes In Is Big Business In Nigeria by fart: 8:40am On Sep 12, 2015
This is where all your imported cigarettes come from. For all you know you are smoking dried grass. Haha

Business / Making Cigarettes Is Big Business In Nigeria by fart: 8:32am On Sep 12, 2015
This is where all your imported cigarettes come from... somebody's backyard. Hope you feel like a fool for smoking dried grass.

Crime / Re: Quest For Movie Stardom: Woman Loses N2.1m To Fake Spiritualist by fart: 5:55pm On Sep 11, 2015
But it has worked hasn't it? She has gained popularity now that we are reading about her. I suppose it didn't happen in the way she expected. Ha. Good for her. The guy is chilling with her money and is remembering her sweet poompoom in prison.
Business / Re: Opinion: Top Two Cheapest And Safer Online Store To Do Your Shopping by fart: 5:35pm On Sep 11, 2015
Konga is pretty good too
Business / Ehwo! I Beg O. I No Want O. I Beg by fart: 4:12pm On Sep 11, 2015
cheesy cheesy

Health / Re: Sex And Masturbation May Hamper Ebola Eradication Efforts by fart: 11:10am On Sep 11, 2015
How does one even have the strength to have sex or masturbate while strickened with ebola or even within. 3 months of barely escaping death?

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Health / Re: Charles Oben: GSK Drug Turned A Healthy Banker Into A Monster by fart: 11:08am On Sep 11, 2015
This is the problem we will face it people continue to advocate against animal testing. Animal testing is necessary in order to prevent reactions similar to this pooor guys...animal testing is important
Health / Re: Charles Oben: GSK Drug Turned A Healthy Banker Into A Monster by fart: 11:06am On Sep 11, 2015
Emeskhalifa:
omggggggg shocked shocked sad sad

*in mama peace voice* all this ppl doin fake druggggggg cry theres God oooo cry


FTC

Don't be silly. It's a reaction. The drug may have not been fake. If another person had taken the same drug, that person may have been fine.

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Phones / Re: The B29 Story: My Experience At Ikeja Computer Village Today by fart: 10:33am On Sep 11, 2015
Maccoy1:
my own case was similar, but its a long time ago. I went with my friend to yaba to buy a phone on getting there I saw some show glass with phones on display, that time the phones that were common was symbian nd nokia2700.while I was still debating on d price a man who was standing by my side just flashed his phone at me and all I could remember was me,my friend nd the man debating on d price, we finally settled on 4000 which was the only money I was with.initially before paying d money I checked the phone nd it was working,but he collected the phone and told us he doesn't want the police man standing beside us to know what we were doing, so after paying the money he asked us to hurriedly leave nd not look back so the police man would not interfer. that was how I took the phone nd walked for long distance,infact I almost got home before I discovered that I was holding a phone casing packed with fufu. Ever since then(2011) I nd my friend became wise.

HAHAHAHA! FUNNIEST STORY EVER. YOU simply bought 4000 naira fufu. moral of the story, don't be stingy spend money on quality phone at a certified selling outlet.
Education / Re: Photo: See How A Principal Decided To Solve Exam Malpractice In His School by fart: 10:19am On Sep 11, 2015
captainprogress:
boys are smarter...

Shut your rotten mouth please. Instigator angry angry
Crime / Re: Woman Poisoned Cousin’s Fufu That She Wanted To Sell In Lagos by fart: 9:57am On Sep 11, 2015
well then cut off her breas.ts and sell them off as expensive amala. simple
Politics / Re: PHOTOS: Army Floods Lagos Street This Morning by fart: 9:50am On Sep 11, 2015
Freemanan:
WAITING FOR THE NL THUGS TO BLAME MR PRESIDENT AND HIS PARTY...



SITS

Wait no more. I am blaming them. Somebody ate the last chicken in the stew this morning and I am annoyed. I blame APC that is not the change I was hoping for. angry
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Shows Off Her Visa To Germany by fart: 9:47am On Sep 11, 2015
I have been to Germany. I hate the people and the place smells. angry angry
Education / Re: UNICAL Suspends Dean of Faculty of Law Over Alleged Rape Of Student by fart: 9:46am On Sep 11, 2015
Nonsense angry angry. all Nigerian men whether good or bad should have their useless dick.s cut off. angry angry angry
Romance / Re: Crying Couple: Bride And Groom Shed Tears While Exchanging Wedding Vows by fart: 9:44am On Sep 11, 2015
She is crying because she knows she is about to destroy the man's life. angry Witch

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Sports / Re: Homeless World Cup: Netherlands Embarrasses Nigeria by fart: 9:42am On Sep 11, 2015
Nigerians are embarrassing in general. Dirty goats. I am only half Nigerian. I am have cast. I am half Cameroonian.
Family / Re: Man Seeks Divorce After Accusing Wife Of Pulling His Manhood & Theft by fart: 7:34pm On Aug 28, 2015
LOL Good. I want to cut off the p.enises off all men. Men are cheating fools

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