A LADY LIKE YOU IS A RARE GEM IN NAIJA.. NAIJA LADIEZ ARE FARTERS OR CANT FART AT ALL BECAUSE TEIR BUTT HOLE IS LACED WITH AIR AND GASS MUFFLER THAT PREVENTS THEM FROM RELEASING GAS LIKE DUCKS AND CHICKENS.. A FARTING LADY IS A WELL SOUGHT AFTER AMONG GUYZ LIKE ME THAT LOVE LADIES THAT FARTS ALOT..
FARTS AND FARTING IS GOOD FOR THE BODY.. AND IT EITHER BREAKS A RELATIONSHIP (THAT IS IF THE LOVERS ARE LIARS AND RECEIVERS) OR IT MAKE A RELATIONSHIP STRONG AND LOVING TILL THE END (THAT IS THE LOVERS ARE SINCERE AND HONEST WITH ONE ANOTHER)..
So continue encouraging our ladies who can fart but are still hidding in the shadows because of what the society will think of them are their free will to fart without remorse.. Nigeria is a terrible placefor a lady to be a care free lady farter.. We are worse than the xenophobic racism when it comes to FARTING LADIES ISSUE

THUFIAKUA.. OVER MY DEAD BODY.. WILL I ALLOW A SNORING PERSON TO SHARE THE SAME ROOM WITH ME.. MY EXPERIENCE FROM WHEN I LIVED IN FACE ME AND SLAP YOU HOUSE HAS THOUGHT ME NEVER TO LIVE WITH A SNORING HUMAN BEING.. IMAGINED SOMEONE SNORING IN THE PASSAGE AND YOU CAN FEEL THE VIBRATION IN YOU BOYS QUARTER AT THE EXTREME END OF A LONG BUILDING.. OH!! OOH!!!.. IF THAT PERSON WAS TO BE IN THESAME ROOM WITH YOU, WONT YOUR BONE START TO FRACTURE NO MATTER THE EAR MUFFLER YOU USE..
A FARTING ROOMMATES IS 1 MILLION BETTER THAN A SNORING ROOMMATE OR PARTNER..

MudiaFr:
I'm looking for a girl that farts eggs or beans farts

THEY ARE VERY SCARCE IN NAIJA OH.. NA THE ONES WEY DEY CARRY NOSE AS IF DEM NO DEY SNEEZ TALKLESS FART OR MESS, NA DEM BOKU FOR EVERY WHERE IN NAIJA..
I THINK ITS ONLY UGANDA LADIES THAT FART IN AFRICAN.. NAIJA BABES NO WAY

ademiller:
Farting is a way of releasing waste products that upsets the stomach. When released it often comes with a foul odour. what is so sexy in dat? lets be realistic, its mannerless for one to fart in the presence of another person, we all need to grow up. like me i get irritated easily and farting and making me inhale such odour drives me nuts. my husband told me his ex girlfriends didnt ever complain if he farted in their presence that she even engages him in a farting duel. did u know my answer? if she loved u dat much and ur farting was a way of life for u both, why isnt she the one wearing ur ring? . its good for a woman to be neat and scold her man if he has a bad habit. conclusion is i see farting as something u do in private. But some of u who love farting partners, i wish u all d best.

MADAM THAT ONE NA YOUR PERSONAL OPINIONS..
ARE YOU SAYING ALL THE POPULAR ARTISTS AND ACTORS ANR ACTRESS THAT ADMIT TO FARTING IN THEIR PARTNER PRESENCE ARO IMATURE AND STUPID..
FARTING OR NOT FARTING IN YOUR PARTNER PRESENCE DOESN'T MAKE YOU A GOOD OR BAD WIFE OR HUSBAND.. THERE ARE WORST THINGS AND CRIMES WIVES, HUSBAND, BOYFRIENDS OR GIRLFRIENDS DO TO EACH OTHER MORE THAN FARTING.. SOME WOMEN ARE JUST NATURALLY WICKED THEY WILL THEIR HUSBANDS LIFE A LIVING HELL AND MISERABLE TO SHOW AUTHORITY OVER HIM IN DISGUISE OF CORRECTING HIM FOR ANY LITTLE FAULT BUT THEIR INTENTION IS TO ENSLAVE THE MAN.. I BELIEVED YOUR HUSBAND IS YOUR SLAVE BY NOW AND HE PROBABLY HAVE NO SAY WHATSOEVER IS HIS HOME LIKE A DUMMY..
IMAGINE HE CAN FART IN YOUR PRESENCE, DEFINITELY YOU DICTATES FOR HIM WHEN HE CAN HAVE SEX WITH YOU NOT WHEN HE WANT BUT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU JUST WANT TO GIVE A FAVOR..
THE BABA WORK WEY YOU TAKE STILL AM FROM HIS TRUE LOVE DEY POWERFUL WELL WEL.. KEEP ENJOYING IT WHILE IT LAST UNTIL THE DAY ITS FADES
HUSBAND NO FIT MESS FOR PRESENCE AND YOU DEY BRAG ABOUT AM ON A FARTING THREAD.. THE MAN DON FINISH..
THAT IS NOT LONGER A HUSBAND IS A TOYBOY AND YOUR PERSONAL PLAY THING

Lacuzy:
waooooooo dts call for a competition i will sure beat him to it.

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pra aaagh!

YOU BE CORRECT BABE JARE.. WE NEED MORE PERFECT LADIES LIKE YOU IN NAIJA SO EVERY FART LOVING GUYZ IN OUR LAND WILL NOT HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ALL THIS STIFF NECKED FAKE PRETENDING LADIES AND THEIR NAGGING AND INSULT ANYTIME WE WANT TO RELEASE THE FART PRESSURE IN OUR GLORIOUSLY FART HOLES..
GOD BLESS YOU PLENTY PLENTY..
AHN AHN PERSON NO GO FIT MESS FOR OFFICE, HIM NO GO FIT MESS INSIDE BUS OR OUTSIDE, E GO COME REACH HOUSE AGAIN HIM GO DEY FEAR TO BLOW MESS INSIDE IM OWN HOUSE BECAUSE OF ONE USELESS PARTNER ABEG THAT ONE NA DIE Oohh
me i no fit live for prison inside my own house oh.. ppprrraaa bbbrrruuuoo ffffooouuuppt ppprrrpprrraaaraarr go flow when i don dey hold am from morning till i get home oh

africhika:
i seem to be the only one disturbed by this thread. i think i should leave right about now

YEYE PERSON WHO DEY BEG YOU TO STAY.. YOU DIDNT SEE ISLAMIC OR CHRISTIAN THREADS BEFORE COMING AND COMMENTING ON FART ISSUES.. IF YOU DONT FART STAY AWAY AND LEAVE THE FUN FOR US THAT ADMIT TO FARTING AND NOT BEEN BOTHERED BY OUR PARTNERS FARTING

THIS TYPE OF THREADS ALWAYS REVEALS HOW SOME NIGERIAN GUYS AND GURLZ ARE SADISTIC PSYCHOPATHIC SOCIOPATHS.. LADIES BE AWARE DONT ALWAYS JUMP AT GUYS LOOKS AND SWEET TONGUE, YOU MAY BE INVITING A NARCISSISTIC WOMAN ABUSER INTO YOUR LIFE OUT OF IGNORANCE.. IMAGINE A GUY BEEN VERY WORKED UP ON A TRIVIAL ISSUES OF EXCESSIVE FARTING. HE IS A DEVIL IN AN ANGEL CLOAK AND DISGUISE.. THAT KIND OF PERSON CAN SECRETLY KILL YOU AND SELL YOUR PARTS FOR RITUALS..
FARTING OR NO FARTING.. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS KNOWING WHO ARE DATING AND BE VIGILANT ABOUT ALL HES OR HER MOVES BECAUSE THE WORLD IS A DANGEROUS PLACE AND RELATIONSHIPS ARE THE EASIEST WAY THIS GUYZ WHO WANT TO GET RICH AT ANY MEANS POSSIBLE ARE USING TO GET VICTIMS..
IF YOU ARE IN RELATIONSHIP FART AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE IF YOUR GUY OR BABE COMPLAIN THAT SHOWS HE OR SHE IS A SATANIC AGENT,, RUN BEFORE SOMETHING ELSE HARM YOU...
Everyone farts no matter how holy they are even angels farts.. if it was a sin GOD WOULDN'T HAVE CREATED MAN WITH IT, JUST LIKE PISSING ANITS OOPING..
ITS EVEN SUSPICIOUS IF YOUR PARTNER DOESN'T FART AROUND YOU.. USELESS PEOPLE WILL SAY ITS THEY RESPECT YOU ARE IF YOU FART AROUND YOUR PARTNER IS RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL.. RUBBISH SENTIMENTALITY
HONEST PEOPLE DONT HIDE THEIR FLAWS ONLY HYPOCRITE AND WIBKED INTENTION PEOPLE DO TO DECEIVE THEIR LOVERS
IF YOUR PARTNER FART TOO MUCH SO WHAT.. WHAT IS EVEN THE MEANING OF FARTING TOO MUCH.. IS IT POSSIBLE TO FART FOR 24HOURS.. THATS A LIE..
NO MAN CAN FART TOO MUCH YOU CAN ONLY FART AS MUCH AS YOU HAVE EATEN And ladies dont even fart at all and if they fart its very little and tiny with no sound

NIGERIANS ARE HYPOCRITE.. THEY LIKE TO CURSE AND ABUSE OTHER PEOPLE WHO OPENLY COME OUT WITH THEIR PERSONALITY OR FLAW SEEKING LIKEMINDED FRIENDS OR ASSISTANCE BUT YOU WILL BE SURPRISED THE KIND OF DIRTY THINGS THEY ARE HIDING AND NURSING IN THEIR PRIVACY IN PLEASURES OR IN PAIN.. USELESS WICKED BOMBASTIC ANIMALS THAT WILL REPLY A POST WITH INSULTS EVEN WHEN THEY CAN CHOOSE NOT TO COMMENT IF THE POST IS NOT APPEALING TO THEIR INTEREST..
some of us appreciate your confidence and courage to openly declare your farting abilities and gift..
INFACT WE LOVE U FOR IT
keep on the good works.. you will be surprised that your post might have giving hope to someone out there who probably thinks she is alone with hes or her farting conditions.. you might have even saved a life that is having suicide thought because of excessive farting conditions and embarrassment because of the way ppl around him or her are treating them due to their farting issues..
MANY GUYS A SEARCHING FOR LADIES LIKE YOU TO HAVE A SERIOUS RELATIONNSHIP WITH BUT ITS HARD..
I AM ONE OF THEM..
so i can only encourage you not insult you like the previous reply above who dont know what people are interested in a lady or a guy..
DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS
you can message me on fb fart4mee@gmail.com or check my Facebook page mariah farthing to real some of my own farts stories

IF SOMEONE FARTS IN MY PRESENCE I WIL JUST IGNORE IT EVEN IF IT IS LOUD AS HELL BUT WHEN IT STINKS I TRY TO MOVE AWAY STYLISHLY IF THE THE PERSON IS A GUY BUT IF SHE IS LADY I WILL JUST HAIL HER SO SHE WILL NOT FEEL EMOTIONALLY EMBARRASSED AND ENCOURAGE HER TO BE FREE WITH ME TOVFART AT ANYTIME.., I DONT HAVE FREE SPIRITED FRIENDS THAT FART AND ALL OF THEM ARE VERY RESERVED AND RUDE WHEN IT COMES TO FARTING ISSUES OR IF SOMEONE FART, SO I DON'T FART AROUND THEM AT ALL BUT WITH MY FEMALE FRIENDS, AAHG I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE MISS WORLD, IF MESS COME ME I GO MESS AM OOH PATAPATA YOU GO YAB ME CALL ME NAMES AND INSULT ME I DONT MIND INSULTS NO DEY GUM BODY..
fowl wey no shit wey no mess,, im problem dey im body

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE UNTIL IT WILL GONE
Out of the list of bad thing a lady can do to man in relationship FARTING in the least prblomatic, and before you start having some negative feelings towards your lovely girlfriend you should take a little time to see how many guyz out there looking for lady that can fart on their faces and on every part of their body but they have not seen one, upvto the extent some summon the courage to post it on line, facebook and even on this nairaland platform yet they were not lucky like you,
you may think it bothering you and you dont like it but remember you said she is a good girl and a wife material that means she is trustworthy and sincere but just imagine for a second if she doesn't fart on yout head but cheat and lie and deceive you all the time, or probably she a lady who doesn't like you but she is just tolerating your relationship till she see a better person to ellope with and you end up waisting your time , energy and resources oncthe relationship and end up been heartbroken.. these thing have happened to many guyz and girlz respectfully, no exceptions..
the reasons why most some guyz are seriously searching for ladies that fart is that they dont cheat and they are most sincere because their farting conditions they are shy to have a comfortable relationship with guyz, so whenever they meet a guy that accepts them they remain loyal sincere and committed to the guy and will not want to lose him..
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST EMBARRASS AMONG HER FRIENDS OR YOUR FRIENDS THAT SJE FART ALOT YOU WILL BE SURPRISED THAT SHE WILL NEVER FART IN YOUR PRESENCE AGAIN AND VERY SOON BOTH OF YOU WILL START LOSING THE LOVING CONNECTION YOU SHARE UNTIL YOU FINALLY BREAKUP..
don't be expecting a perfect lady but hope for a sincere woman who will ready to love with all her heart.. that is what you have now..
DONT SCREW OR Bleep IT UP.. because if you do you will never find someone that will love you again forever

EVERY SOCIALIST NAIJA BABE /GUY HAS DEVELOPED THESE HYPOCRITICAL ETHIC CONCEPT IN THEIR BRAIN .. WHAT I WANT AND WHAT THE SOCIETY DEMANDS I MUST WANT AND LIKE, SO MANY PPL LIVE IN THE CLOSED CONFINED CAGES AND BEHAVIORAL PRISONS THEY CREATE FOR THEM SELVES TO PLEASE EVERYONE AROUND THEM AND THE SOCIETY EVEN AT THEIR OWN INCONVENIENCE.. THIS IS THE WORST CASE OF HYPOCRISY..
a man that cannot stand the sight and soun of a ladies farts will go down below then use his mouth and tongue to lick suck wipe not only the VG but even the BUTTHOLE.. he will even love.. but any time he sees a post about farting he make society acceptable comments and remarks to show that he is a descent person.. abeg wetin dey commot fo woman nyash hole and toto wey im they suck like icecream..
some pastor that are quick to condemn farting as a demon possession also do a lot of shit behind closed door..
LADIES ARE THE WORSE IMAGINE A LADIES THAT LIKE TO DO RIM JOB ON GUYZ, THEY WILL STILL COMMENTS NEGATIVELY ABOUT FARTING ON ANY PLATFORM..
this why you should be free with yourself.. the guy that said that if you cannot fart in the presence of ur female boss you should hold ur fart in anytime u are with ur fiancee is a CAGED PERSON, he forgets that many ppl do alot of pretenders things in the presence of pastors to save their faces but when they get home they unlish the dragon..
if you cannot fart or accept the mess and fart of your loved ones then you shoul live alone.. AND ALL THE LADIES THAT COMPLAINT ABOUT FARTS SHOULD BE BARREN ALL THE LIFE BECAUSE BABIES ARE MESSY TILL THEY COME OF AGE.. IF YOU ARE DISGUSTED AT THE SOUND AND SMELL OF FARTS THE YOU DONT DESERVE A BABY OF A CHILD

most naija babe dont fart at all.. some dont even go toilet for days.. i ask ladies i have dated to be free and fart freely in my presence but they always say they cant not because they dont want to but because the fart refuse to come out loud like the
ones i farts at them.. one actually admited she wish and has been asking around for what she can take to make her fart more because she wanted to please me but no way
very few and rare nigerian women, ladies and girls are gassy and fart frequently but 99% of naija babes are not fartable material women

THIS IS NOT TRUE.. CHEATERS CHEAT BECAUSE THEY SELFISH, SELF CENTERED, GREEDY AND WICKED, MOST OF THE TIME IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BEHAVIOR OF THE WIFE OR THE WAY SHE CONDONED HERSELF, THEY JUST WANT TO CHEAT AND MESS ARROUND.. ALL THE EXCUSES OF BEEN CLOSE OR FEEL VERY PEACEFUL WITH ANOTHER WOMAN OUTSIDE THEIR MARRIAGE IS AS RESULT OF NOT LOVING THE WOMAN THEY MARRIED THE THEY USED TO DO WHEN THEY WERE DATING.. PEOPLE CHANGE, SOME FROM GOOD TO BAD AND SOME FROM BAD TO GOOD NO ONE IS PERFECT AND THERE IS NO PERFECT HOME BECAUSE THE RUCH ALSO CRY.. THERE IS NO GOOD HABIT OR BAD HABIT WHEN IT COMES TO MARRIAGE.. THERE IS ONLY LOVE OR NO LOVE.. IF YOU DONT LOVE SOMEONE ANYMORE EVERYTHING HE OR DOES WILL BE IRRITATING AND ANNOYING EVEN IF SHE IS BEST DRESSED BEST COOK OR MOST BEAUTIFUL AND WELL MANNERED OR NEATEST PERSON.. BUT WHEN THERE IS LOVE ALL HER FLAWS WILL SOMETHING YOU WILL ADMIRE, THERE ARE COUPLES WHO BREAK UP BECAUES OF FARTING (MY WIFE FART TOO MUCH, OR MY HUSBAND FARTS SMELLS SO BAD I HATE HIM ) in this case the fart is not the issue it is absence of acceptance because THERE ARE COUPLES WHO FART CONSTANTLY IN THE PRESENCE OF EACH OTHER AND EVEN MAKES JOKE ABOUT IT, anytime there is heat or quarrel between them they settle it by farting to make the other person laugh or smile.. THE BEST THING IN A RELATIONSHIP IS NEVER CHEAT INSTEAD FILE FOR SEPARATION IF THE RELATIONSHIP IS BECOMING UNBEARABLE OR CAN LEAD TO PHYSICAL DAMAGE AND DEATH.. CHEAT IS NO EXCUSE AND DEFINITELY NOT AN ESCAPE FROM MARITAL PROBLEMS..

I DONT KNOW HOW YOU OBSERVED THIS MISTAKES WHILE ENJOYING THE MOVIE.. BUT IT IS A GOOD THING THAT YOU POINTED THIS OBVIOUS FACT THAT WRITERS AND DIRECTORS OF NIGERIAN MOVIES HAS BEEN CONSISTENTLY OMITTED OR IGNORED.. SO THAT THE NAIJA MOVIE INDUSTRY CAN IMPROVE.. THIS MISTAKE ARE FUNNY BUT I DONT THINK NOLLYWOOD FANS REALLY CARES IF THEY ARE THERE ON NOT.. EVERYONE JUST WANT TO WATCH AND ENJOY OUR GOOD FASHION MOVIES PRODUCED BY NAIJA.. AT LEAST WE ARE STILL THE BEST IN AFRICA.. EVEN WITH OUR SILLY/HILARIOUS MISTAKE OR NOT

Ok, so even when you're eating too, all na love.
Stop trying to give excuses for filthiness, a dirty babe is a dirty babe. If any lady tries that nonsense with me, I'm flinging her & her bag outside the door. If she needs to excuse herself, that's normal, instead of polluting the air like someone who lacks basic home training.

this type guys are the type that beat up and batter women in their home like animal in human skin but when they come out behave like gentle men among people, any lay who falls into their trap because of their deceptive approach is in for suffering..
if you plan to kill any lady that fart in your presence you are a hypocrite because your mom farts all the time.. and if she doesnt that mean your dad use to beat her all the time too.. its not a surprise how you turn out to be saddist.. apple didnt fall far from the tree then.. see the way you are insulting a lady on NL who you ve not met and you dont even show any sign of remorse.. i bet that how you treat everyone arround you until you will meet your match that you wil taught a leson on how to respect women.. someone like you now will not be able to comfront or fight agbero or tout or mopol but will be proving macho and superman when is facing a lady.. balogun leyin obirin

AS MUCH AS I WILL LIKE TO ENCOURAGE FARTING IN YOUR PARTNERS PRESENCE CAUSE I AM ALWAYS GASSY.. IT IS TOO RISKY AND ITS BETTER NOT TO FART UNTIL YOU ARE VERY VERY SURE OF YOUR PARTNERS REACTION, ITS A GAMBLE THAT CAN SPOIL GOOD RELATIONSHIP AND RESPECT WITH THE SLIGHTEST MISCALCULATION, TALKING FROM EXPIRIENCE..
i lost a very good lady who ilove so much because of fart and it hurt me for a long time.. i have been hidding my farts issue from her for at least over a year until one night she just showed up at my doorstep without notice, whereas i have eaten moi moi , eggs and bread since it was weekend and was not planning to go out the next day.. all effort to convince her not stay fell on deaf ears, she just wanted to have *** that night,... it was a terrible expirience for both of us because the farts just keep gushing out of my behind non stop.. it kill the mood and she was very angry.. she broke up with me then still reported the matter to all her friend and my friend, posted it on facebook metioning my name and tagging almost all my friends that she knew...
IT WAS REALLY BAD FOR ME, MOST OF MY COLLEAGUES SAW THE POST WITH A FARTING CARTOON PIX AND MY NAME CLEARLY SPELT IN CAPITAL LETTER.. just immagine the embarrassing scenario..
SO ITS BETTER TO HOLD IT IN TILL THE OTHER PERSON DOES IT FIRST JUST TO BE SAFE.. and.when.you.fart and the reaction is negative or hostile its a sign you have to seal your butt forever if you want to keep your partner

PESON WEY GET NYASH DEY SCRATCH AM YOU DEY UNA DEY CRY.. IF UNA COME SEE YOUR BROTHER, DAD, YOUR UNCLE OR EVEN YOUR SO CALLED HUSBAND DEY PUT IM MOUTH INSIDE THESAME NYASH THEN COME DEY USE TONGUE DEY LICK IT CLEAN FOR PICTURE WETIN YOU GO COME DO.. ABEG THIS IS NOT THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN JARE.. LET HER ENJOY HER SCRATCHE SCRATCHI ALONE.. IF YOUR SRATCH IF YOU LIKE USE YOU HAND AND IF YOU LIKE USE AM ROBB WALL OR IRON AND WOOD NOBODY GO JUDGE..

Davash222:
I hate em big. Nothing gives joy than when your girl display her mortal combat skills on bed.

shey like SUBZERO abi like BARRAKA OR SHAOKAN.. your finishing go dey very bloody ooh

armyofone:
Scary date #3: Their potential romantic future became a victim of foul play
“I once went out with a man who passed gas throughout the entire date. When it first occurred, we were sitting in a restaurant; I wasn’t sure if I was just hearing things, or if it was the guy at the next table... but then on the way home, he let one loose in the car — just a little squeak, mind you — but it was all I could do to keep a straight face by that point. I really liked this man, so I decided to give him another chance to redeem himself. Back at my house, we were making out on the couch when — yep, you guessed it — he let another one rip. This time, the smell was so bad, my eyes started tearing up. I told him I was really tired and needed to turn in for the night, walked him to the door and locked it behind him. After that, I then avoided his calls for the next two weeks. He was a great guy, but I just couldn’t get past the stinking foulness of his gas-passing habit.”


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A SAD EPIRIENCE THEIR HAD BEEN HANDLED IGNORANTLY... YOU REJECTED A LOVING CARING NICE MAN BECAUSE HE FART WITHOUT KNOWING THE FOOL STORY ABOUT HOW HE GOT THAT WAY OR IF ITS MEDICAL CONDITION.. what goes arround comes arround, dont be suprised when you pour out your heart in a relationship in the future and the person you had hope on just start avoiding myteriously without any explanation..
LAW OF CAMMA.. IT A PITY YOU COULDNT GET PASS THE FARTING BUT DONT COMPLAIN WHEN YOUR NEXT BOYFRIEND PRETEND TO LOVE AND GIVE YOU ALL THE GENTLEMANLY BEHAVIOUR THAT YOU ARE FANTASIZING ABOUT FOR NOW, THEN AFTER YOU FALL IN LOVE HE TURN BODY TO PUNCHING BAG AND YOU FACE AS TARGET PRACTICE FOR SLAPS AND BLOW..
somany women married to violent angry psychotic abusive wicked husband today have one time dated loving and caring young man who they have maltreated for no tangible reason, they cheat, hurt, and dumb the guy after the guy has fallen deeply inlove with them.. soo after some time in their life CAMMA STRIKED and they end up marrying the man that will pay them back in their own coin inform of constant beating and battery...
THE BEST THING FOR YOU IS TO LOCATE THE GUY AND MAKE A CLEAN UNDERSTANDING BREAKUP AFTER YOU HEAR THE REASON HE FARTS EXCESSIVELY AND THAT YOU ARE THE THE TYPE THAT LIKES SUCH BEHAVIOUR.. or else when you least expect and think you are in good resting reassuring relationship camma will strike and all your hope will just fall apart

its very terible that you decide to wash her dirty loundry on interactive forum even though ur intension was to seek advice to a simple marrital issue as small as farting
you have a loving caring understanding wife who adores you enough to share with you her wonderful inner blessing (fart) which other other women will hide from their husbans forever nomatter how close and loving they are...
you should be appreciating ur wife and her marvelous farts because their are so many bad, nagging, quarellsome, fighting, promiscious, wicked, killing, evil, and fulstrating desperate wife out there that are making the lives of their husbands a living hell everyday but yet they are endouring their marriages because of their children
love and care for your wife, be thankfull to God that he gave you a wife that fart at will all the time and not a self centered quarelsome wicked diabolical wife who is hell bent on making your life miserable everyday...
STOP COMPLAINING BEFORE SHE STOPS FARTING AND PICK UP ANOTHER BEHAVIOUR THAT WILL APPEA TO BE MODEST AND WOMANLY BUT WILL END BE A DISASTER THAT MAY RUIN YOUR HAPPY HOME WHICH YOU ARE ENJOYING PEACEFULLY NOW...
many husbands will rather trade their wifes present behaviour for a farting wife expirience

alienware:
Last night my pretty girlfriend stayed over at my apartment. We have been together for 8 months and things were going smoothly. This morning as we were laying side by side, she ripped a fart and then said "ahh that felt good" . It stinks it could clear out a church full of people in 30 seconds. I have smell plenty of farts but nothing like hers, she could gag a maggot with her farts . This is rude to me and i'm thinking of dumping her, but people might think i'm shallow and vain for dumping such a pretty girl for a trivial matter like that.

ABEG NO TALK TOO MUCH.. DUMP HER NOW.NOW AND GIVE ME HER CONTACT.. ME I DEY FIND LADY PRETTY OR NOT PRETTY WEY DEY MESS (FART ) WELL WELLA TO DATE AND EVEN MARRY.. NO MIND THIS PEOPLE WEY DEY CALL YOU VAIN JUST LEAVE THE LADY FOR PERSONS LIKE ME WEY LIKE WOMAN WEY THEY MESS(FART) EVERY TIME EVERY WHERE... GOD GO GIVE YOUR TYPE WEY BE LIKE BABBIE CARTOON DOLL PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, (no sneezing , coughing, burping, farting , or pooping, if God go come help you well well your wife no go dey breath at all like all this manicon for fashion designer cloths)...
SO MR. MAN LEAVE THE ROTTEN EGG FARTING LADIES FOR US EHN

technicallyrich:
I won't condemn you because a friend once told me he loves it when his girlfriend farts for him.you can extend your search to ibadan,because yoruba girls like to fart like hell and most have big hips.so you can be sucking and rimming her while she farts.
I wish you luck in your search.

THIS NOT TRUE OH.. I HAVE NEVER MET ANY YORUBA LADY THAT FARTS OR APPRECIATE FARTING OOH.. THEY DONT LIKE IT AT ALL (BIG BOOTY OR NOT) AND THE TIME I MISTAKINGLY FART I THE PRESENCE OF AND IBADAN LADY OOH MAN SHE INSULTED NAGGED ME GRILLED ME FOR HOURS.. THE NEXT DAY SHE.STILL CAME TO MY COMPOUND MAKE A SCENE ABOUT THE FART.SHE STILL WENT AHEAD TO REPORT ME TO MY LANDLORD AFTER SHE TOLD ALL MY NEIGHBOR ABOUT THE FART.. SO YORUBA LADIES IS A NO GO AREA WHEN.IT COMES TO FARTING.. AT FOUR HAS BROKEN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ME BECAUSE OF FARTING WHEN I AM ASLEEP OR ANY TIME EAT BEANS.. I HAVE NEVER DATED AN IBO LADY B4 SO I CANT TELL YOU ABOUT THEM.. BUT MY FREIND FESTUS IS MARRIED TO AND AN EDO BEAUTIFUL TALL LADY WHO CAN FART ON COMMAND AT WILL ANYTIME .... BUT I DONT THINK ITS COMMON AMONG EDO GIRLS BECAUSE ALL MY LIFE THAT IS THE ONLY NIGERIAN IF NOT AFRICAN (MINUS BLACK AMERICAN THAT SHOOT LADIES THAT PRODUCE FART FETISH VIDEOS ON LIFE ) WOMAN I HAVE SEE WHO FART AND IS NOT BOTHERED IF SOMEONE FART BESIDE HER BECAUSE SHE IS NOT ONLY THE CHAMPION BUT THE SHE IS THE QUEEN OF FART AFTER MR. METHANE OF UNITED KINGDOM..
DONT BOTHER..SO YORUBA IBO OR HAUSA... THERE ARE NO FARTING LADIES OR WOMEN THAT FART CONFIDENTLY IN NAIJA

I DONT THINK YOU SHOULD BE COMPLAINING... INFACT YOU SHOULD AJPPURECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE BECAUSE MANY MEN ARE PRAYING FHOR A WIFE THAT FART IN THEIR PRESENCE TO MARRY, MORE OVER ITS EASY VERY EASY TO MAKE HER STOP IF YOU FEEL SHE IS EMBARRASSING YOU EVERY WHERE YOU GO.. follow the steps below..
1:- u need to know if she is doing it orn purpose just for fun because she finds it entertaining and hilarious and funny.. in this case she will have some certain friends she will hide her farts from because she doesnt feel comfortable farting in their, presence... make you any of such her friend is arround ALWAYS TRY TO FART VERY LOUD AND IF THEY COMPLAIN JUST LAUGH AND SAY YOUR WIFE THOUGHT AND INFECTED YOU WITH HER PUBLIC.FARTITNG.. she will not like it... if she complians remind her numerous time she has done that in public
2:- reduce or stop taking her out or going to occasions with her if she complain just tell anytime she fart in public that the shame always fall back on you for not being able to control and correct your wifes manner in public..
3:- in the privacy of your home learn how to avoid going toilet for days.. you can even take drugs that will stop your poo.. eat alot of gassy food like egg, beans, mlik .etc.. then start farting smelly and stinking farts every tirme in bed during meal... she will stop farting...why!!??--- FARTING IS FUNNY WHEN ITS LOUD AND MAKES HILARIOUS NOISES THAT STATTLES OR FRIGHTENS THE HEARER UNEXPCTEDLY.. BUT EVERY SMELLY FART IS NOT APPRECIATED EVEN TO THOSE CALLED ECTOPROPHILLIA ADDICTEDTO FART...even if she like farting arround i bet you that.she will not like to smell rotten egg fart coming from your butt every nowandthen....
4:- form the habit of farting anytime you want to have sex...always place your butt close to her face.. she tell you to stop that nasty disrespectfull habit then you tell her to control her farting too
5:- if all this doesnt work consult a marriage councellor but i doubt they will be able to help because.. farting btw husbands and wife is not a topic that they can handle since its nort domestic violense..
SOMETIMES THIS IS WHAT MEN THAT ARE CHASING AND INLOVE WITH BIG BOOTY ALWAYS GET AT THE END.. ALOT OF MESS(FART FACTORY)

rebirthforgoody:
Is even more sweet when his around joor lol.

WOW THIS IS GREAT TOPIC AND ALL THIS COMMENTS ARE INSPIRING... GIVING ME HOPE THAT I WILL DEFINITELY MEET A LADY WILLING TO FART IN ARROUND ME AS I LOVE IT... WHERE CAN I GET A LADY LIKE YOU NOW.. AAABBBEEEEGGGG

sexybbstar:
I wish i could,but he doesn't fart in my presence except when he's sleeping.So,i do that too consciously and unconsciously in my sleep whenever i'm with him just to see how he reacts.

INTELLIGENT WOMAN... WITH GOOD TACTICS.. MAYBE HE IS ALSO PRETENDING TO BE SLEEPING WHILE LETTING OUT THOSE MESS(FART) TOO JUST TO GET YOUR ATTENTION KNOWING FULLY WELL YOU RESPOND IN KIND AND STYLE,, BUT INS TIME YOU SUMMON THE COURAGE TO BLOW THE MESS SO THAT BOTH OF YOU CAN START FARTING COMFORTABLY IN THE PRESENCE OF EACH OTHER WHILE AWAKE AND NOT HIDING BEHIND THE SLEEP MODE

delishpot:


I think say topic say in presence of your partner? I no know say my boss and interviewer Don become partners o. Well, if they are, YES! I shall mess but they shall not die.

But true true, mess no get toilet.

I HAIL YOU JARE... DONT MIND THOSE STIFF NECKED HYPOCRITES THAT IMBECILES OF FAKE LIFE AND PRETENDING

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU.. ITS EVIDENCE OF GOOD DIET DIGESTION SYSTEM IN YOUR BOWELS... IF YOU DOUBT IT, YOU CANNOT DEY RELEIF YOU ALWAYS FELT ANY TIMR YOU LET THOSE LONG.AND LOUD MESS(FART) GAS THAT HAS ACCUMULATED IN YOUR TUMMY, THEN.REMEMBER THE INCONVINIENCE AND PAIN IT CREATES INSIDE YOU ANY TIME TOU HOLD IT IN JUST IMPRESS PEOPLE AROUND YOU.. so dont bother losing sleep about wether a guy will not accept you because many guyz are looking for a lady that fart alot to start a serious relationship with
I HAD THESAME EXCESSIVE FARTING CONDITION AND DUE TO MY IGNORANCE I SPENT ALOT OF MONEY (over 300k naira) TRYING TO FIX MYSELF, IT.WAS JUST WASTE AND I WAS FOOLISH VICTIM OF DOCTORS AND HERBAL NATIVE LIQUID SOLUTION WHICH WILL WORK TEMPORALLY..
my life took a turn when i read about super starartiste, actors.and actressess both in nigeria and abroad who are not shy about their FARTING POTENTIALS AND YET THEY STILL GET THE.ACCEPTANCE OF THEIR LOVED ONES, e.g, tiwa savage, anita joseph, rmd, bratRELEASEelena gomez etc..
I watched a documentry movie on FARTS and the profesional farter who fart for money MR. METHANE.. explain how person who has a lot of flatulence generation can learn to master the beautiful ART of farting so they can have control over their fart.i other to aviod unessary public embarrassment..
THIS WHAT I PRACTISED AND MIRACULOUSLY I WAS BETTER NOT HEALED (because i dont consider farting a sickness) BUT NOW HAVE CONTROL OF MY FART WHEN AND WHERE I CAN RELEASE MY MESS... ALDOUGH I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP NOW BECAUSE I LOST.SO.MANY LADIES BEFORE, I HAVE DECIDED TO PATIENT UNTIL I CONECT TO A LADY THAT FARTS ALOT.. SO THERE WILL NO PROBLEM WHEN WE ARE INTIMATE AND FART WHENEVER WE ARE TOGETHER..
dont let ppl confuse into taking medication that can lead to.another problems in the.future because of ordinary mess...i am speaking.from expirience..
MY FRIENDS WIFE IS PARTIALLY BARREN NOW AND STILL LOOKING FOR THE FRUIT OF THE WONB TILL TODAY BECAUSE OFF THE TREAMENT SHE UNDERGO JUST TO STOP HER EXCESSIVE FARTING PROBLEM SOMETIME AGO... SOME OF THE BITTERS CHEMICAL SOLUTION AND AGBO JEDI SHE.DRANK DURING THAT PERIOD COUPLED WITH INJECTIONS AND ALL SORT OF DRUGS HAS LET TO SOMETHING ELSE NOW ALL IN THE NAME OF I WANT TO STOP EMBARRASSING MY HUSBAND EVERYWHERE WE GO.. THE FUNNIEST THING.WAS.THAT HER HUSBAND WAS NOT.COMPLAINING BEACUSE HE FIND IT FUNNY AND SEXY...
so you shoul be wise concerning this gift that you have

missyb08:
yup
I even farted on my first date with him sef �

GOD BLESS YOU.. ABEG TELL ALL THE IMBECILES THAT ARE SAYING THAT MESS(FART) IN A RELATIONSHIP IS GROSS, RUDE, IMMATURE, CRAZY AND WRONG THAT UR BF DID NOT LEAVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU FARTED ON THE FIRST DATE OOH..
imagine they are blaming every relationship breakup and failure on mess(fart) ooh... abeg told dem.. ISO KO LO FA WAHALA WON OOH...no be mess... all the useless guyz sef wey dey talk sey babe wey mess no be correct babe dem too they be fake imposters...

Black002:
If he farts 1st, eheeeeen no wahala will load my stomach with Beans, ground-nuts, moi-moi, akara etc then go release them on him wetin sef

TIT FOR TAT.. NA TRUE LOVE BE DAT MY PRETTY LADY.. GO ON SOHUN.. MORE GRACE TO YOUR FART POWER

boron10:
Some guys and ladies here are so gross. Can't fart In front of anyone however close. If my girlfriend does that, i'll smile and tell her not to repeat it.

YOU NO WELL... GRSSS KO GLOSS NI.. SHEY YOUR BOMBOM NO DEY MESS ABI YOU BE BAT WEY NO DEY SHIT.AND FART BECAUSE E NO GET NYASH

PStylish:
I hate smelling fart with the whole of my heart. Not even mine is acceptable.

My babe dare not fart in my presence albeit intentionally. I can pardon mistakes.

I usually fart when I'm with ladies (can't explain it) but they never showed any ill feeling. But I felt ahamed of myself each time it happened.

I think we guys are just fart factories.

YOU STARTED WITH SHITTY COMMENT AND ENDED IT WITH COMFLICTING LIES...
soo you dey mess for every lady wey you meet like JELILI ONIISO but you dont want them to return the favour.. that is just crazy selfish senseless heartless wickedness against the lady folks in your life