softwerk:


This was back in the days when the devil was still an apprentice in tailoring school with plenty carry overs.

Reading this one will thing you not one of them farm tool walking naked on our streets.


We know 🤣

Make she just get sense



Finish!

Yoruba call it magun


Ask that man questions, he knows what he doesn’t want us to know🤣

I have so many questions

BOSSkesh:
Maybe the sad eastern ipob cannibals have stolen her

Seun Mynd44

Rule 3





Just what are the moderators of this platform doing if they ignore comments like this.

Oga we know it’s you ;


Accept our condolences as we say congratulations to the girl

…

haslaw:



OBIDIENTS doing their thing.

Get a brain!

He said this in 2015

The question is, are Nigerians dumb enough to fall for the same scam twice?!

Is this your sewside note or something……..nobody cares, all na cruise.

Candidlady:


Iknow ireally should feel bad/sad


But since it is a boy child
F
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Itttttttttttttt

You got the attention you desperately craved for, congratulations.

Now please go back to making yourself irrelevant.



Ewu number 1

I won’t judge anyone here but that looks like a breach of contract to me, a deal is always a deal and men must learn to make only promises they can fulfill or stick to their partners. Don’t take advantage of a poor girl because you think she’s got no one backing her. Not cool not fair, he’s got a family and probably has daughters too. Some call it karma, others call it nemesis.

Magnoliaa:


I would have given my self sense and decorum to avoid you all together after my last comment, but for this bolded, fk it.

You're very stupid. Shey o ma fagbo?

Laati ibo si ibo? Abi werey leleyi ni? Nkan jeun lori e ni? Are you normal?

E ma wo alake obuko alabuke Iya Agba yi.

Chinchin must be worrying your head.

You're terminally mad, I swear, and you don't have anyone who loves you enough to tell you.

Me and you when? I vividly remember the one time I had a disagreement with you, when one of ******* minions that calls himself Tony142 or Tony147 or whatever was making irritating insinuations.

Abeg, me and you (been) get any mixed business together?? Abi I buy matter from your display wey I no pay? Make thunder no strike you (now) now, which greenlight?

Are you drunk on pig's piss?

Where?

Like how??

Na your papa get NL? You made a post, the only one out of over 500s that you make in a year, I commented, and your fried, shriveled brain is telling you I have something for you?

No, sorry, did you take something expired last night? Really, I want to understand what is ailing you. Where did that thought ever come/came from? Ori e gbale ni? Maybe it is affecting your perception and judgment, and you're too far up sniffing your own ass and inflated on your rotten ego because of some 1,500 naira e-books wey person fit buy for inside hold-up for Oworonsoki.

Be like na watin dey delude you be that thinking you're one hot cake.

ARE YOU OKAY?

Werey ara dey chat with babe, and you're holding 90% of the conversation, you're calling yourself a success with women.

So after alllllll your teachings and preachings and publications, na only girl wey dey reply "OK, yes, hmm, really, you're funny" you fit land and chyke. Pray tell, what have you been teaching others? LMAOOOOOOOO.

How exactly are you different from the thousands of men out there that find themselves in the rut of lifeless, bland conversations with the opposite sex?

If what you posted on this thread is any indication of how your "relationships" with the opposite sex are, ah, walai, them don deceive you. They have collected gold from you, and gave you panda.

I swear, you're not shit. NOT SHIT.

And you've been posting this for years.

Look, bro, nigga, dude, guy, however you feel your worthless self is comfortable with being addressed, you cannot get this advice from anywhere, but I am giving you for free: do a self-reflection and quit this bambiala/pop psychology/kindergarten level ridiculous and inane attempt at trying to be pick-up artist and manipulation guru.

If you no get am, you no get am.

No imaginary enemies are after you, because it seem to me like you're so far gone in your mental illness to be roping ME in whatever you have going on and suggesting I have a thing for you.

Like, shey o n shiere ni? Egbami o.

That's the only reason why you're not successful o. And haven't moved past this stage of posting nonsense threads on NL upandan, trying to compensate for your lacks in showing off your material possessions.

Yes, I SEE your threads and view some of them.

But how many times you don see me come inside come dey do things like this with you, or interacting with you in a bid to get your attention or whatever sick notion is cooking in your head?

How many times?

So, sake of say I commented now, here, e mean say I wan show you my p*say? Be like say na gutter water you use baff this morning, and that's no cap.

I wouldn't give nor would have given a damn however way you choose to spend your e-time and e-life.

I made my comment on the basis on what you posted in here, but for whatever reason in the seven realms of the world, you decided to pick offense at that, and not only did you disagree and I left it alone, you had to now go this personal with me.

Your delusions and sense of self-importance aren't my business, but never never in your miserable ***** rope me into or think to picture me within the orbit of whatever dim attraction you think you exude, okay? Okay?

You have not reach to get there.

Have an awful day.

Hold your fire, I say again do not shoot

10. People who buy fuel at N180 per liter instead of N65, yet still support the evil men stealing our crude and refusing to build refineries, thus bringing us to where we are today.

Abeg where u see 1litre buy for 180n
Fuel na 300n per liter for my area

TinubuThief:

You mean your father is a loser?

Make that guy no go drink sniper o

This gender

Thank goodness the news is fake…..
What a way to console someone
Attention seekers will stop at nothing

I hear it’s fake


Another publicity stunt

Una get time

Another SIMPle matter

Make I go play ball jhor

okunwaye:

Your Dad is so cute

I read you post, the barren woman in my street put to birth, the mad man in my area got healed, fuel price crashed to #20 per liter, garri and rice prices crashed too, PMB finally put an end to the BH insurgents as well as solving Nigerian’s security challenges. 1$ is now equivalent to 30naira, and the economy is now stable.


All these as a result of reading your post!














M0ron!!!

Dbrawllm0098:
Ignoring them is the best way to deal with them.

I’ve seen your dp on several Hookup channels on telegram. Waris goin on ?!

Devonelle:
You’ve sucked out the youthfulness in your wife’s body. See young lady looking like an old hag. I can smell the suffer and poverty in the pics from miles away

I clicked your profile and what’s that photo I saw!?




You smell like an evening newspaper or a farm tool from a mile away.

Do well to add “graphic photos” to the headlines please.




Thank you very much