Staged report. I have seen that first cow picture in a report before now.

Apus:


lagos

Please where in Lagos did you apply for it and got it so quick like that ? How much is it please ? Give me any info you can to help me get it as quickly as possible

austyn0:
Damn....

Laughs,, If I am to guess what made him an ex, I could guess right,, outta curiosity I wanna ask questions,, but one thing I know for sure is you truly loved this guy and still loves him even as an ex...

Seems i can guess right with you bro. He must have been the first to pluck from the garden.

To the "exes", the one that behaved like a dicck, i still want us back but you must change and start behaving well like a humble something. To the ones that got married, well let us always cherish our memories.



This Naija no favour guys at all. My two girl friends don get babies now and i still dey climb

It is a choice. Mistake can not get your pants down for action

agbonkamen:
men are the most confused beings on earth....... may kpekus not kill una one day

This story is not true Ogbeni. Guess thisis one who thought ahead of Pocohantas in opening threads just to bash men. Check his topics, just stories of being in love with the wrong people.

Take a look and you can see i am destined for greatness.
Maino - All the above

Amma be what i set out to be without a doubt undoubtedly.
Eminem - I am not afraid

GavelSlam:
But what was the community thinking?

The villgers only chased them away and you think that was enough reason for a nation's military to kill those it should protect ?

Your reasoning pure brother. No adjective to qualify it. Maybe you can help them on body count till you are satisfied with gulping blood and flesh.



I can bet my left yansh that you are a fulani man

smeag0l:
Guys on nairaland you need to read this to lear A cheating girlfriend or wife will never change even if you give her everything in the world. OP, should I tell you the truth?Your wife was cheating before your turn around of fortunes. She only made it open because she felt you had nothing else to make her stay in the marriage. Let me share with you my personal experience. I was dating this particular girl when I discovered a certain phone number called her on two consecutive nights while she was with me and she refused to pick the calls. Another day, the same number called while we were in a supermarket and she moved a bit far from me to take the call and pretended to continue shopping. I suspected something but kept mute. This was 2 months into the relationship. I now got access to her text messages and whatsapp chats somehow and realized she was having amorous chats with this same guy(with same number that called her all these while) and that the guy even goes to see her sometimes(she stays in Abuja but comes to see me in the city where I stay). I told my personal doctor about my findings and how I planned to ditch this girl immediately because I was angry that I take care of her but she still cheats. I confronted her twice and she denied it and made me look like a fool even when I know the unspeakable things I saw on her chats with the said guy. So my doctor adviced me that he wants me to learn from experience so that I won't make the same mistake in choosing a wife. He told me to take care of her, give her money and good sex and make her comfortable and that he bets with his life that she won't change. So, I did all these, paid for her o go to a make-up school, paid her house rent in Abuja, send her about 50k or sometimes more, every month and I always pay her return ticket from Abuja to where I stay, at least, once every month to see her. Even bought her clothes from boutiques. All these while she still continued cheating(I had access to her phone without her knowing so anytime she is around I check and I still notice same thing). When I confronted her and even told her the full name of the guy after my own investigations, she was shocked and still denied. She went ahead to change her phone password and still continued in her evil ways. All these while, I had cancelled all grand plans I made for her like travelling to Russia together to watch the world cup, going on a vacation together on her birthday to propose to her, helping her get a job as she completed NYSC last year and was looking for a job and plans of marriage when I saw she wouldn't change.Towards the end of last month when she came around, I spoofed her phone through her internet modem and IP address and noticed she was still cheating. At this point, she was still telling me that I need to be giving her money sometimes cos the job she got will be paying her 80k which will not be enough for her After she left, I stopped calling or picking her calls till today and never even told her I've ended the relationship because she doesn't deserve such courtesy. I told my doctor friend and he told me he's happy I learnt and then told me the moral of the story-A cheating woman will always cheat no matter what you do or give to her. He further stated that cheating is not a product of circumstance like people think but a product of upbringing, personality and the kind of friends a lady or guy keeps. I spent about a million and half naira in 4 months in treating her like a queen but nothing changed about the girl's attitude. I wasn't pained by the money cos I used it to learn a lesson as left for me I would have ditched her 4 months ago.

Mr, all these for a cheating girl ? Sponsor my plans nah and you won 't regret. I will definitely pay back, 500k will see me become productive through which i will definitely pay you back. Just consider it if you fit.

theoldpretender:


I am no APC or PDP supporter.

I am merely pointing out that if you rely on just one source of revenue,and said price of that source revenue goes down...problems happen.

(TSA just plugged the leaks....the real problem...our reliance on oil...still remains)

I also agree with you that Bubu has not performed...but what you rate as performance is sharing of the money. Me...I prefer Bubu removed subsides, spent much more on power and transport, and also liberalised the downstream sector...which would have profited our economy well well.

Even if oil were as high as $140per barrel from2015....I still won't regard it as a good economy.

See why I don't like politics. Admittedly, I was critical of PDP...but APC was not the answer for me either. They did not plan to do what I want...instead they brought in more sharing money policies. Nigeria doesn't need that anymore.

You are right but the TSA policy needed a gradual transition. The leaks you referred to it mopped are actually not leaks entirely but media through which funds( not all funds) can be diverted. It mopped up funds from commercial banks with its abrupt implementation hence, leaving the economy without money flow or cirxulation. TSA on its own is a nice policy and we are enjoying it now as it has made banking sector go back to its primary source of funds which is deposits hence stronger institutions even though some are benefitting from the TSA fraudulently.


My point is, TSA was implemented at the wrong time without reasoning just to Score political point of fighting corruption at the detriment of the masses.

How can you allow your citizens( economy ) face low oil price, low oil output, foreign exchange policy that affected businesses, TSA etc, all at the same time ?

Buhari a d his advisers were just inconsiderate because they have their huge salaries and flex as they like. Policies are not made like that. You study the system, determine how far it will impact and its implications, provide measures to ameliorate the implications if there will be any, get your xitizens informed enough then implement. That was just wickedness.

theoldpretender:


Well,admittedly Bubu has not done well....but when oil prcies crashed from $75 in May 2015 to $30 in Jan 2016, and only just got up to $70 ithis year....one would have expected economic hardship.

We went through this in 1983-2003. Oil crashed ,and our economy went downhill till oil rose again.

Whoever won,I was expecting hardship. That is what happens when your economy is reliant on one stream of income.

There is one way out of this mess, and that involves ending subsides, spending much more on power and transport infrastructure, and fighting corruption apolitically. Which neither PDP or APC or Nigerians are prepared to do.

APC might be bad,but let's not pretend PDP would have done better if they won. Infact, we would have had the same outcome,so long as we keep on depending on just one revenue stream...and an unstable one at that.

So you and APC knew this and it took you guys 6 months to start running the system ? You knew all these and you were shouting new sh3riffat in town upandan urging him to take war to millitants hence cutting our oil output and revenue when what we needed was appeasing every "appeasable" just to keep the little revenue flowing ? Stop being shy from the truth, if PDP had won, it wouldn't have been as bad as it is now.



Do i even mention the timing of the TSA that mopped up money from a receding economy witnessing cost pushed inflation.


Buhari is no longer the best thing that happened to you guys, he is no longer the messiah you chorused here and there, you are now rating him same level with GEJ. Thought he was brought to perform a magic Goodluck refused to perform, are you now changing the chorus to having same expectation from both candidates ?

BOOMnaija:
Hit like if u think this is an opportunistic political antic planned to be used by danjuma to dislodge the present administration and install someone to whom he will be a godfather to.(I'm not supporting buhari tho).

Is it that the killings going on in his region seems like a movie to you ? Are you a yoruba muslim because i just can not understand a sane person reasoning the way just channeled your reasoning ? You can as well say Danjuma is sponsoring the killings to defame Buhari and kick him out in order to install his stooge.

megamank:
Danjuma again abi.....

Though this current government under PMB has failed woefully in all areas but personality like danjuma should keep quite. These are the same people that have been ripping this country apart financially since military era....if they had done things rightly during their time we wouldn't have been where we are now....
Danjuma has oil well licences, he was given victims support funds under GEJ government and this funds is unaccounted for over the years.... So individuals in his class has no moral ground to speak about issues in Nigeria because their level of fruad has killed more Nigerians indirectly more than the current herdsmen....

In other words, we should continue with the bad system than have those whom might have in one way or another caused the bad situation speak against it.

Clap for yourself bro, what an intellect you are. Seriously, where are you from because i know you can never be Igbo ?

dukeprince50:
this is just the good thing about Buhari, keep the way he tackles insecurity aside, he is just d best leader in Nigeria. he sets his target and meet up, we were just unfortunate that PDP, avengers and fall in oil price dealt with us and forced us into reccesion, but after reccesion, Nigeria is becoming great under him, I will still want to vote him out sha.

Rochas meeting statue target, very commendable I must say.. people survives with 30k monthly and you who is earning 700k plus wan steal public fund

Ladies and gentle men this blaming comment above is simply the reason i call people fool and wonder if their reasoning capacity equals that of an animal.


To the person i quoted... Didn't Buhari know he was going to need all proceeds before he sent military to Niger Delta that warranted the avengers response ? You must surely be among those singing new sheriff in town choruses then. Were PDP and oil prize fall equally responsible for the 6 months period you and your messiah refused to inaugurate cabinet members ? You and your messiah felt government is something you just Some and board and freeze activities pending when you realize the best possible approach to take ?


Please do not make me say you reason like an animal if you are still blaming after 3 years. I will certainly call you a fool if you reply to defend your blame game.

Lipscomb:
mynnd44 Justice must serve this moniker all the rules of nairaland must respected.

Better learn and start behaving like an intelligent man and stop calling the Mod. They know i am saying the truth and you need to start reasoning like a human.

How can you have some one in power, in command of all the force we have in Nigeria and you term the ongoing onslaught as opposition's device to pull him down. Are you both that dump that you can not act with the power at your disposal ? Rather tou turn around to ask us to accommodate the killers. who does that, if not someone reasoning below an animal's IQ ?

Lipscomb:
mynnd44 your attention is needed here.

You deserve the ban for reasoning like an animal before commenting.

Lipscomb:
That's hardwork of atiku .PDP and atiku sponsoring Fulani militant to tarnish the image of Mr president .

Foolish Idiot, what is the Chief in Command doing then since it is an act to tarnish an image he doesn't even have ?

Seems you just start typing on anything without reasoning.


You both know those behind these killings yet won't do anything about it and even provides protection for them and ask we accommodate them.

May thunder strike that mouth you mentioned Atiku and PDP with without asking what the C in X is doing about the perpetrators.

malware:


I need not your directive to do that. I will even die, when the time comes, same way you must at the appointed time. It is rather sad that fools only realise that when it's too late.

Shift with your sermon. I hope you were preaching like this when your fulani muslim dominated military were killing Igbos because they want their right ?



It is better things are put and left in the right place before one dies and not the other way round. So, your sermon of you and i will die doesn't make sense here. what is important here is getting the right thing done like never to allow muslim fanatics power.

youngest85:
I'm not understanding

because you are not a chelsea fan or probably do not follow the round leather game.


Just enter Chelsea's facebook football fan page maybe you will understand better.

isn't this the most funny post of the season ? ;Disn't this the most funny post of the season ?

Kenthology:
Rubbish president

Na who no dey bet no go understand this your meme.

You go even begin wonder na from village them intentionally dey follow you.

Liverpool is winning this game 3 to Chelsea 1

aonag:
is his daughter the only Thomas faith Biko? Some people are just quick to comment but they do not logically think before typing.

Seems you are the fool here, did you not see the man say he has her PVC and wondered where they got her VIN from ? Shift joor

Mafimboss:
I don't know why something inside my head is telling me to apply


I'm sure my village people are at work


They will never get me

Mafimboss:
I don't know why something inside my head is telling me to apply


I'm sure my village people are at work


They will never get me

They will never get you my brother. How them enter your head nah ? Shake am off make them no carry you go Bama for BBorno or Gumi for Benue cos this kind job vacancies na free offer.

Mafimboss:
I don't know why something inside my head is telling me to apply


I'm sure my village people are at work


They will never get me

Mafimboss:
I don't know why something inside my head is telling me to apply


I'm sure my village people are at work


They will never get me

They will never get you my brother. How them enter your head nah ? Shake am off make them no carry you go Bama for BBorno or Gumi for Benue cos this kind job vacancies na free offer.

Proudlyngwa:

Was he talking about all the youths there, so where did the narration, Buhari said Nigerian youths are lazy is coming from.

Like I said, I insist we have a lot of lazy youths as well as a huge population of uneducated people.

So can you humbly pick out these educated hard working youth and the uneducated lazy ones from the entire population.



Did he even in any way make referencê to acknowledge the educated and hard working ones if he is on the positive side about his youth at home ? He was only furious and went to the extreme negative to refer to a lot of his youth at home and you are here looking for where he called all youth lazy and if he truly said "lazy". When you say a lot of them in a group, it simply means many or majority in that group and majority they say determines the result.