James4bright:

Baba calm down first, see her picture. No go put yourself for wahala.

How do you do that on Nairaland?

Bola146:
We are just the best .. I pray that I get married to a good Yoruba man

I could be that good Yoruba guy o
You might never know...

kaymicxy:
There was this girl I was dating in secondary school, and I use to help them wash their water tank just to be closer to their family..
Av tried several times to bleep this girl but she had always been reluctant, untill one day she agreed but the problem is where to do it.
Then suddenly, I remembered that there was this old reservoir tank they were no longer using so I persuaded her to climb it that I will join her in the next 10 mins, so as to keep watch. She did then i joined her.
But unfortunately, while we were busy enjoying ourselves, we did know that someone actually saw us and removed the ladder we used to climb..
Till today I can't forget the shame and embarrassment we faced that day...

kaymicxy:
There was this girl I was dating in secondary school, and I use to help them wash their water tank just to be closer to their family..
Av tried several times to bleep this girl but she had always been reluctant, untill one day she agreed but the problem is where to do it.
Then suddenly, I remembered that there was this old reservoir tank they were no longer using so I persuaded her to climb it that I will join her in the next 10 mins, so as to keep watch. She did then i joined her.
But unfortunately, while we were busy enjoying ourselves, we did know that someone actually saw us and removed the ladder we used to climb..
Till today I can't forget the shame and embarrassment we faced that day...

Damnnnn...you people are fvcking hilarious I had to stay all night to read this life experiences....
Very very hilarious

If you decided never to settle down, you could sit back at the end of your life and list everyone you ever dated, with the luxury of being able to score each one on how good they could have been as your life partner.

As your relationship, do progresses, you will notice some hidden characters in your partner, that's if you're observant and real with him or her.
Below are factors which are to be considered.

1. Never settle with an unforgiving partner
2. Never settle for a Liar or Cheat
3. Never settle with a partner who is afraid to make decisions
4. Never settle with an highly temperamental partner
5. Never settle with a person who does not know how to apologise or say sorry
6. Never settle with a partner who believes it their way or highway
7. Never settle with a partner who is shying away from commitments and responsibilities
8. Never settle with a partner who is always rude, as if he/she dating you was a favour. It will end in tears
9. Never settle with a partner with Zero Motivation
10. Never settle with a Narcissists because they don't have the qualities to be in a healthy relationship.



PS: No one is perfect

Somebody said Freddie Ljunberg is Emery 2.0

Good morning to everyone here.
I'm Olufemi and I reside in Oko-Oba, Agege. I'm in dire need of an International passport.

How can I go about it?

Anyone willing to help me out...?

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This is the best & right time our Super Eagles needs to stand up for the Xenophobic attacks we've suffered in the hands of this South Africans...

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My girl stumbled on this piece on Facebook, and decided to share it with me.

She asked for my take on this, I mean, does this thing really exist....?
I told her it does exist I have heard stories about it before, but i believe people who do it are mentally unstable.


What are opinions or stories you've heard about this?....

Pls share....

Michael4567:
See below

For your mind this one na fixed match
Wetin we no go see again for Naija¿

TheManofTomorrow:

Irony of life. I live presently at Ijebu Ode at the moment tho Im from Ijebu North East Side.
How you no come take sabi house. Non of ya extended family dey love there?

My pops is a superstitious fella...That's one major factor

TheManofTomorrow:
Which side re u from in Ijebu. You come leave all ijb girls come hala south beauty
I sight you bro. If the lady in question loves you truly. There should be no problems. Like you remarked earlier yourself. She calls the sbots.

Which side re you from in Ijebu BTW? Im also from ijb too

Me I no sabi house o, but I know we're from Ijebu Ode

EarthKing:
. Hahah at I no fit just do am. I understand. but There are many ways to kill a rat without shading blood Sha.

Wow..this sounds interesting but I'll love it if you're being SPECIFIC!

Headlesschicken:
Never make plans based on a woman,there's every possibility that u would fail.

So i shouldn't make plans with the lady i think I will settle down with...

anthonyuncle:
it all depends on her. they can only mount pressure, but only her can decide

So she's the one calling the shots... whatever she says

diablos:
Afonja planning 2 steal a polished gal frm d south when his mother has kept a dozen bleached out, wrapper tying shapeless and odourous wife materials for him in ijebu

Why do you people use afonja as a dissing factor
Afonja is a name too...

Well for your info mama doesn't decide here, I do

Chubhie:
Never judge a book by it's cover. She could possess the greatest honeypot you've ever tasted. Hapu ihe edere na motor baye na motor.

Common sense.... bah you no get
Honeypot kee you there

vikkimimi:
Her family not helping you out with things here shows you ain't too welcome... they're only after their daughter's happiness.....
You're still trying to put your life together, and with the pressure she's getting I doubt she'll be able to wait too long for you....
....SET your priorities, if you can't get married to her soon enough, I'd advise you focus on improving your life, and leave the choice for her to make...you cannot force yourself into a family that thinks they've got a better suitor for their daughter, if you force things now, more will be expected/requested from you by her family, and when you're incapable of granting such request or meeting up to their expectations, then a reminder will come of the better choice she would have made.
DON'T FORCE IT, I experienced similar thing sometime last year, had to calm down and let things play out itself, and boom, it didn't work out, but he's still not married to the preferred older girl from his place who his mum and family preferred....And I'm happy I made the choice of not fighting/struggling over his family's love and acceptance.

Hmmmm
So I should see how every thing will pan out...

vibbb:

Having a bad wife is not an issue but having a bad in- laws is a calamity.

Oga, be wise. Focus on ur career, whn u ar fully successful you will select babe as if u ar buying okirika cloths in yaba.

Hmmmm...you're so on point!
Thanks for your contributions

EarthKing:
Since you love her so much and sensed you don't wanna lose her. Find a way to plant your seed in there. They would send her to your house straight.

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I have considered that too, but getting pregnant before marriage has a lot of rites and rituals to be done for it...I no fit just do am, na why I bone that side

Holysucker:
Boss,d only tin I can tell u in dis situation is to expect anytin and be ready for whatever tin dat will happen,be it negative or positive,but seriously my mind tells me u will eventually loose her if u don't act fast and do d needful.

But I doubt if u are capable of doing so coupled wit d fact dat u just got employed.well like I said expect d worst on d long run,but pray for d best.wit all what u explained it really shows u genuinely love ur woman.God help u in dis situation,itrust me i understand ur plight.dont really have much to say here,cos is a dicey situation.but whatever happens take it in good fate.

It is well.

Thank you for contributions
I really appreciate, and I'll bear it in mind to expect the worst

I'm a Yoruba guy in my mid 20's.I love travelling and exploring new places that why i decided for my NYSC, I'll choose southern and Northern states alone having spent most of entire education life in the West. With God on my side, I was posted to Rivers state to serve my father's land there I found the love of my life.
I have always find it easy to rapport with different ethnic group because I bear it mind we're all Nigerians.

After my service year was completed, my favourite student, a girl in a school were I was a subject teacher introduced me to her elder sister. We got along and that was history today.
She hails from Eleme in Rivers state while I'm from Ijebu, one of the most popular Yoruba people in Ogun state. I have engaged in long distance relationship since then. I completed my NYSC and move down to Lagos in search of Jobs, while my lady schools in Enugu.
To cut my story short, my girl's family wants to arrange a marriage for her with a man in his mid 40's. Well like I heard he's rich and well rooted but a Baby father. Unlike me still a man of prospects...just got a new job. My girl is in her finals in school, we've had plans on how she'll come for her NYSC in Lagos. So we can cut short the distance. I have visited her in her school once likewise she has also visited me in Lagos. She knows my people and I have been speaking with her dad and mum consistently. But there was a function her dad wanted me to come for in Rivers state, which i couldn't make it due to the fact that I just got a job here in Lagos and I can't miss work because I'm still a new employee. Her father took me as unserious for not honouring his invitation, since then he's been advising his girl not to put all her eggs in one basket and consider that man closer to them unlike me who is far away.
The reasons for me not going was well communicated to my girl and she sees reasons with me. But my fear now is they've been mounting pressure on her about the aforementioned man.

What are my chances...?
We both love ourselves genuinely
Matured minds pls...

No Insults

I couldn't find the right thread to post this, I just hope it fits this section properly


FOR THE LADIES

During your 20's, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. They're all over you. Your WhatsApp doesn't rest at all. Your Messenger is filled up. If you breathe on Facebook you will get over 400 likes and 250 comments

You can't walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your breasts are very comely and firm at this point in time. Your lips are succulent and your legs are smooth. Even when you're ugly, it doesn't shows much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly

Most of the mistake you ladies make at this level is that you easily dump guys in a relationship. Any little thing, you don break up. In your mind, there many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for a relationship, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you're like hot akara(beans cake)
You cannot bend down and build a solid relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age, feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For your mind this kind post na rubbish...

At this level, some ladies want to show everything; the boobs are still standing, so she can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the romantic skin like Akara. Even the married men are collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For your mind marriage no go hard

At this point, you don't lack anything. Men are giving you everything you need. You're not working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are uncountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that's exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.

A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are needing pillar support and all the buttocks are no longer comely anymore, but rather "loosing". The face has lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The timing is out by the day, your Local gov't is beginning to have some kind of mature odour and the armpits are darker. The waist tyres are forming with speed.

At this point, days turns to months, months turns into years. It will always look nearly, but something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You'll start following another guy with the hope of marriage, like play like play, that one to go just chop you and run away.
The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time all the multiple guys you slept with both the ones from cursed family and ancestral curse , whom you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like a snake in bed.

All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie.
At this time, you become Emergency Christian. All your post are about Jesus and church things. Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when a Football or sport related matter is being discussed you must find a way to put Jesus in it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi?

You want them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners to all the multiple people you had relations with. The battle is now more of Spiritual than Physical.
All the curses the married women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life. Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess.
At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a "Christian Mother".

What is my point? Make hay while the sun shines to avoid had I know. Don't while away your time playing games with men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35 neither am I saying one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking those who are above 30 and still single. What I'm saying is, don't waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle down.

Imagine you're around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45 will come to marry you because young guys of 30-35 won't like to marry a lady of 30-35 but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45, most of them are married or divorced through one way or the other. They can even marry girls of 22-27. They(guys) will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like "Senior Sister".
Ladies age faster.

That's why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys will be wooing her but a guy of 18 years would still be looking like a 13 years old boy. It also applies to old age.
This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30's were slay queens, but the message remains, may hay while the sun shines... Cos your beautiful face, skin won't last forever. If you still doubt it, check out the recent pictures of one of the most beautiful singer then; Celine Dion.
Nothing last forever! Stay Woke!
Peace