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Bobrisky and actress Toyin Abraham pictured on set of a new movie together recently.



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This guy always amaze me.
Busy ladies wish to be guys because of the stress of being a female.
Some women are planning to barb their hair, while a bobrisky has time to fix hair, fix nails, fix lashes, apply make up and so on.

God will bless your mother

michaelbiz:

Give your baby the right nutrition, una no go gree.
Two years down the line, you won't let us rest with fundraising a dvert - "Help My Baby, She Has A Health Condition"
Exclusive breastfeeding for the first six (6) months is like a guardian angel's law that preserves your baby mysteriously from all the bad things you cannot even want for your enemy's baby.
I just thank God for the doctors that helped you.
This type of K-leg is an avoidable deformation - please parents, receive ear in Jesus Name!

So, k-leg is as a result of poor nutrition.
Funny

Afollyshade:
Homemade Wanche.....

How did you make this pls

This one weak me

Hbd to her. Whllnp

Had a job immediately after NYSC, though not my dream job. After some months, a friend came visiting at my place of work. Then, she told me I can't be working there. She collected my credentials that same day, went to her house and prepared a CV for me. She brought my appointment letter two weeks after. No interview, nothing from me. That was how I got my dream job. So miraculous.

This is why I've trained myself to always keep quiet.
Once my husband is angry, i will be in mute mode. Most of the time, he comes back to his senses and ask why i didn't argue with him, and he later reasons with me. This is not because I'm a slowpoke, but because I cherish peace and my skin. He doesn't even quarrel with me nowadays, because he knows I won't respond even if he abuse me verbally.
Wonder how this family will live as one happy family after this incident.

jpilata:
Just for you

What kind of torture is this?
Where is your house, abeg

I cant even cut it, it will look as if I'm cutting a real baby. How can you even eat this?
Having human shapes, church or mosque shapes, celebrant's picture in cake, pregnancy and so on for cake isn't good. It always look like destroying good things to me.

Its funny the way I run here whenever I need an idea on something to cook.
Though some guys end up torturing me sometimes with all the mouth watering foods here
Lunch, two days back.
My first pix.
Prepared by me.

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Is there no promo this year?

For real?

Firstly, invest in yourself
Secondly, invest in yourself
Thirdly, invest in yourself
Be an asset, not liability
Then, make sure you are very neat
You will get tired of men popping the question.

I don't support promiscuity.
Hope you know some men actually push their women to cheat, be it during courtship or after wedding. What can you say about a boyfriend/husband who continuously cheat to your face.
My ex that I dated for 10years used to cheat repeatedly, and I used to catch him, I caught him with oloshos several times, that all I said was "hope you used CD". To the extent that his friends thought I was a slowpoke. He nearly ran mad when I dumped his ass few weeks to my wedding. He still regret his actions till today.

All you need is to have VALUE

The Registrar of University of Ibadan wrote:

IMPLICATIONS OF SENATOR DINO MELAYE'S APPEARANCE IN AN ACADEMIC GOWN ON THE FLOOR OF NIGERIA SENATE YESTERDAY ON OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM :

The Nigerian academic community yesterday, suffered its worse insult in history courtesy of Sen Melaye's appearance on the floor of Nigeria Senate. Perhaps in a bid to prove that he graduated from ABU, Dino Melaye decided to do the unthinkable by wearing academic gown.Many of us may see Dino Melaye's appearance in an academic gown as insignificant and not worthy of note. However, I strongly disagree on the following reasons.

To set the records straight, Dino's appearance yesterday is an affront on anyone who has ever studied hard to pass exams. And I am a bit surprised that ASUU & members of the academia haven't called him out to demand an apology based on the following reasons. All known University statues clearly spels out the conditions when an academic gown can be worn, during matriculation and convocations.

To begin with, Dino Melaye appeared in the wrong outfit, because he was putting on a ceremonial academic gown meant for the senior faculty members. So Dino's first desecration of the academic community was to mock the same system he claims to have many degrees from. He disgraced THEM!

I wonder what was going on in the mind of the VC of ABU when he saw him in a gown. He must have felt betrayed and unforgiving of his defence of Dino, but beyond the euphoria generated by Dino's appearance in a gown are two serious issues:
Who's a Senator and when does a Senator become distinguished?

What does Dino Melaye's mockery of the Nigerian academic community tell us as a people given his position as a Senator of the Federal Republic of Nigeria ? Two things readily come to mind here:

It is either a Senate of Law breakers or a Senate filled with Comedians. If not...

What does that tell us as a people?

We are being represented by a group of people who can't differentiate their left from their right. Dino Melaye's inability to differentiate between a ceremonial and an academic gown also confirms the quality of his thinking and mind.

And more importantly, it leads us to question whether Dino Melaye actually had a 3rd class as he claims. Because if he indeed does, he would know that academic gowns, ceremonial or not are not to be worn outside the fours walls of an academic environment.

This leads us by now, we can see clearly the nexus between Dino's bastardization of the University system and his false claim to be a graduate of London School of Economics and Harvard. LSE and Harvard have since gone ahead to dismiss his claim of having their degrees. Harvard in particular said he only attended a one week course. LSE couldn't even find Dino Melaye's name on their database. The same way his name can't be found on ABU's convocation & Alumni list.

So I ask; for how long would we continue to elect misfits & liars like Dino Melaye into positions of authority in this country?How many more of Dino Melaye are we going to continue to live with as a people? At what point are Nigerians going to stop electing crooks? And for how long will this madness continue in our Polity?

So sorry op, hope he is not diabetic
Wish him quick recovery
Pls, drop your phone number. I wanna call you

Although housemates are allowed to do immoral things, but they have to seek consent of others. But someone posted that he touched tboss when she was sleeping. How can a normal adult do that? He deserves to go

They will be found complete in Jesus name
The man would have turned to something else

This will be very interesting, afterall these leaders believe in tradition more than God. Most of them only go to churches and mosques to camouflage. Their real gods are in the corners of their respective homes.

That's not his voice

Congratulations. This your goaty get as it be o

Congratulations to her, but when is our darling president coming back home? Is he not missing za oza room, or it has been relocated as well

The boobs are to compensate for the chinko flat backside

He is a dancer now, so this is no news
I'm sure it will get to a point where TTT's picture of using the toilet will be news

Notice me
If and only if your story is true, go back to your herbalist to reduce the potency of the juju he gave you
Oniroburuku

Hope they v been given warnings before withdrawing their licenses.
This is truly the era of change

Dunno why some people are just heartless.
I wonder what they will do if it's a mansion

Jacks14:
how do know stup*d bizzy body

May God help you

Frustrated human being everywhere.
Buhari may not even know you exist