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Investment / Re: Free Cooking Gas! 24/7 Electricity! Make Ngn 2000 Daily. See How. by fixyinka(m): 12:42pm On Feb 02, 2016
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Romance / Please Nairalander's I Need Your Help by fixyinka(m): 7:07pm On Aug 03, 2014
Please am in a serious state of confusion my fiancee and i have been in courtship for 4years now and she saw me through school wit her 10k monthly salary from workn wit a filling station she did alot for me and my siblings and jst few months to when i wanted to resume for my final year in school she lost her job and things became hard for us and just three days i saw a camera inside one of her bags which she actually showed me before that it belonged to a man that has been asking her out since last year which i am aware of. When she first showed me dis camera last year she said i should pls try and see if i can repair it but i didn't have d chance to do that which made her dump d camera inside one of her bags, when i saw dis camera 3days ago i opened it and decided to check wat was on the memory stick and to my suprise i saw different naked pictures of different ladies naked but with d picture of d same man althrough and dis memory stick contains clips of wen dis man was having sex wit dis different girls who didn't even knw hw was recording dem and his own face was also showing clearly wit even many naked pictures of himself. And dis camera d man usually set d moment dis girls knock and after dat he quickly rushes to the door to open all dis i saw inside d numerous clips on the memory stick @ different times n while i was wonder hw my fiancee got dis, i saw her own clip too but i didn't see her pictures and wen i checked d date on d video it was august last year. When i showed it to my fiancee she started crying saying she has cheated on me and when i asked wat led her to dis she told me wen we were looking for the means of paying my school fees in my final year dat was wen she agreeed to d man request bcoz all hope was lost and she said d man didn't later give her d money bcoz i remember it was her mother who later collected daily contribution money which she gave to us to pay for my school fees when we had no alternative am sure of dis because i was there when her mother collected d money. And she said she didn't know dat d man recorded their sex, when i asked her how she got d camera she said on d day d man finished havn sex wit her she noticed d camera and askd d man y d camera was @ dat position and she said the man said d camera wasn't working and dat it's wasn't useful anymore dat she should leave it and she said while she wanted to leave d place she took the camera witout d man knowing and after some weeks d man called her to ask about d camera and she said she told him she didn't take it since he said it wasn't workn and she said d man said ok maybe he misplaced it and since den d man neva asked abt it again. Please people am confused i dnt knw wat to do if i should leave her or continue wit her, she said it was her first time of ever doing such and she had wanted to tell me but she was scared of loosing me dat she did dat bcoz she didn't want all her effort all dis years over my education to go in vain. Please people i need your help
Jokes Etc / Salary Increament!!!!!!! by fixyinka(m): 10:30am On Jul 20, 2014
Teacher: "who is the minister of
education?"
Pupils: "Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan"
Teacher: "who is CBN governor?"
Pupils: "Aliko Dangote"
Teacher; "who is the minister for
information?".
Pupils: "Mike Adenuga"
Teacher; "who is the minister for sports.
Pupils: "Stephen keshi".
Teacher: "Correct!
Teacher: "who composed the national
anthem of Nigeria"
Pupils: "Davido"
Teacher: "correct"what is 2 5?
Pupils: "25"
Teacher:- "correct"
Teacher:- "what is the capital of Nigeria?"
Pupils: "Ikirun"
Teacher:-"correct,
Who is d president of nigeria?".
Pupils. "Sanusi Lamido Sanusi"
Teacher. "Correct!
Teacher: "Who stopped the killing of twins".
Pupils: "Psquare"
Teacher: "correct! who is the minister for
women affairs"
Pupils: "Genevieve Nnaji"
Teacher: "Correct, Who is d governor of
Kwara state?
Pupils: "Otunba Faruk Olawale"
Teacher: "Correct!"
Teacher:- "Good! Clap for yourselves...
(children claps)
Teacher: It's gonna remain like that until
government increases my salary!!!...

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Jokes Etc / Old Testament FB Status Update by fixyinka(m): 6:17pm On Jul 12, 2014
Statuses We Would Be Updating On FB if We Were In the Times Of Abraham, Adam, Moses and Noah;
1. Guys it's scary. Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt.. # Shaking!
2. Pimping my Camel.. Jerusalem here I come..
3. Chilling with Moses by Mount Sinai.. Miracles be going down here.. # OMG !
4. Eve and Hubby got banished.. They ate from the forbbiden fruit.. I mean who does that!? Smh
5. Just chilling in first class At Noah's Ark.. The view here is Fantastic.. But 'em Lions keep staring at me.. # Weird
6. Some people are soo Cruel! Cain, How do you kill your own bro.. # RIP Abel.. *Tear Drop*
7. Jacobs Status: Things we do for Love, Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her.. Got Mad Love for you Racheal
8. Isaac: Damn! Dad nearly sacrifised me ‪#‎ SelfieWithLamb‬
9. One of Jesus' Disciples post: What a Long day.. Walking and Preaching the gospel.. Now chilling with 'em bro's.. They guys are funny.. # LLP (Laughing Like Pharaoh)
10. Mary: Joseph is not replying to my messages on WhatsApp.. He still thinks I cheated.. Grow Up Mahn!
11. David: Guys the balcony is Dope.. I can see every female Anatomy 101 # Word !
12. Jezebel: Victoria's secret is the Bomb..# Hollah
13. Samson: This chick just sold me out.. I am going to bring the roof down on this paty.. # TurnUp!
14. Judas did what!!? That bro aint Loyal!
Autos / Neatly Used Passat For Sale 500k by fixyinka(m): 4:09pm On Jul 12, 2014
A neatly used passat for sale in ilorin for 500k this car is in perfect condition contact emmanuel on 08108050082 or 07052782213

Fashion / Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2014 - Photos by fixyinka(m): 8:18pm On Jul 09, 2014
There's nothing special about diz girls joor....and they all look alike sef...has nobody noticed that
Jokes Etc / Twins Names by fixyinka(m): 6:47pm On Jul 09, 2014
My neighbour's wife just gave birth to twins
yesterday.
He told me he is tired of regular names for twins
like:
Taiwo & Kehinde,
Peter & Paul,
Victor & Victoria.
So he has been disturbing me for some
suggestions.
After racking my brains for some hours, I was
able to come up with these swaggalicious names
for his twins.
So which do u prefer i suggest to him..
~ Tom & Jerry
~ Tithe & Offering
~ Praise & Worship
~ Copy & Paste
~ Find & Replace
~ demand & Supply
~ point & kill
~ Open & Close
~ Facebook & Twitter
~ Input & Output.
~ Bread and beans.
~phone and charger
**You can also contribute if you have any better
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Autos / 2007 Honda Civic For Sale 1.5m by fixyinka(m): 11:54pm On Jul 07, 2014
A neatly used 2007 Honda Civic for sale in ilorin call emmanuel on 08108050082 asking price is 1.5m negotiable serious buyers only thanks

Romance / Re: Which Would You Ladies Prefer: A Rich Cheat Or A Broke Faithful Man? by fixyinka(m): 11:15pm On Jul 07, 2014
[quote author=daveP]Op said choose btwn jst these two,haba! Which would you go for and at least your reason.i really feel like fry-panning some persons head already!!! Chai dave i can not fit to laff ''fry-panning some persons head'' u badt mehn lmao

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