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Anchor84:
Here is a distress Sale 2009 Honda Accord with v4,fabric nd more....@2m flat non negotiable.contact me on whatsapp or call me for details 07065629472

Note:pls if u hv less Dan 2million,dont bother calling.

If it is not tokunbo, it is not a distress sale.

wiseoneking:
The only sensible burari worshipper. Not just yes ma follower.

We are reasonable people not wailers who criticise because of tribal/ethnic prejudice. If wailers can be reasonable why will everybody not say the truth but when we have wailers who sing praises to someone who messed up the whole nation and criticises innocent man who is trying to clear the mess of their hero.
It is obvious some people are hell bent on create hatred for for PMB by twisting fact and changing history with lies and propaganda, it is necessary for the people that love the nation to stand up to them and support the man through thick and thin.

I'm a big fan of change, but I don't support this unless the 10% is going to be on luxury goods and services, supper rich and already strong industries. Otherwise industries are already folding up in large quantity, last year MAN lost 20% of her members in just a year.

kovak:
@ old man : you are carrying 6 or 7 bags of cement on your chest... Dangote is carrying a whole cement empire on his mind... who is the stronger one?

everybody get their own talent, Dangote's talent earned him name and fame world wide include forbe list + he also smile to the bank, while this man's talent earned him fame in ojuelegba and Nairaland + wailing to Neibourhood chemist for pain killer.

When your house master or principal catch u cooking at night.

Export1:
2009 PONTIAC G6 SEDAN 4 Door for 1$ only!
Make an offer and buy this car with a good discount!
www.auctionexport.com/en/Inventory/Info/2009-pontiac-g6-sedan-4-door-74231972

Good morning sir, pls can u help to arrange a repair and shipping for cars like this?

Ishilove, abeg make una help us move it to front page.

Dbrainiac1:

Hahaha. Are you a learner? No be so we dey do d ftc stuff.... lmao

I know the wailing wailers will rush to condem it without reading PPP moderlities at which it will be established, anyway my advice that all the 16 private jets the past presidents has bought including those presidential jet bought by immediate past president should be converted interns of cash to support the national carrier.

Wailing wailers come and condem it since it was Buhari that wants to set it up not your fraudster hero who spent 9.5billion naira on environmental stove.

President Muhammadu Buhari on Wednesday ordered the Ministry of Aviation to immediately come up with modalities on the establishment of a new national airline.

Nigeria has been operating a public-private partnership (PPP) national airline since the defunct Nigerian Airways folded.

Briefing State House correspondents at the presidential villa, Permanent Secretary, Aviation Ministry, Binta Bello, said the President was worried about Nigeria not having a national air carrier.
She also said the President was briefed on the challenges domestic airlines were facing despite federal government’s N300 billion intervention fund designed to boost their operations.

According to her, the airlines were hugely indebted to regulatory agencies under the Aviation Ministry, including other factors that have left some of the airlines still struggling to maintain optimum operational capabilities.

Bello added that the four state-of-the-art terminals being constructed with Chinese Bank loan will be ready by first quarter of 2016.

http://247nigerianewsupdate.co/buhari-orders-speedy-action-on-re-establishment-nigeria-airways/

I can't just believe that some tanoid were defending this project some months ago. Thank God for Nigeria.

The contractor handling the N9.2billion worth of clean cook stoves and wonder bags awarded by the administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan has dragged the Federal Government to court.

The Permanent Secretary, Ministry of Environment, Fatima Mede, disclosed this to State House correspondents on Tuesday shortly after briefing President Muhammadu Buhari of the ministry’s activities inside the Presidential Villa, Abuja.

Mede said the contractor approached the court to order the government not to terminate the contract following the emergence of the present administration.

The Jonathan-led Federal Executive Council had on November 26, 2014 approved N9.2billion inclusive of Value Added Tax for the procurement of 750,000 units of clean cook stoves and 18,000 wonder bags.

The contract was awarded in favour of Messrs Integra Renewable Energy Services Limited.

There have been calls on the present administration to terminate the contract.

Confirming the legal action, Mede said the ministry had briefed the Office of the Attorney General of the Federation on the development.

She said the government would appear before the court to argue its case.

She however did not say if there were plans to terminate the contract.

She said, “The matter is in court right now, so there is a limit to how I can talk about the issue of cooking stoves.

“The contractor took government to court asking the court to grant an injunction for government not to terminate the contract.

“We will go there and argue our case, the government will go, we have briefed the Attorney General’s office.

“We will present our case on the issue that led to the contractor taking us to court, it will be explained and the court will decide.”

Mede said during her team’s meeting with Buhari, the President raised concerns over environmental degradation in the country.

She said the President was aware that the sustainability of the country would depend on how well the environment was managed.

She added that the rate of desertification and afforestation in the country was alarming.

She said over 43 per cent of Nigerians were affected by the effect of desertification.

The Permanent Secretary also pointed to the conflict between the herdsmen and farmers because of forced migration.

She said the President had directed that to reduce the rate at which wood was being cut down for cooking, the ministry should consider promoting the use of LPG especially in the cities.

http://www.punchng.com/news/contractor-sues-fg-over-jonathans-n9-2bn-stoves/

LastProphet:


U might have a point sha but the ibos difnt help matter, all of u including my office colleagues i used to respect as enlightened peeps all of a sudden became tribalist and started supporting jonathan. Personally i hate islamic violence because of my experience in the north but buhari was a good candidate and i had to support him. Am grom middle belt i owe sw, se, ss, north nothing

You are right, I remember no tribe has ever supported bad leadership in Nigeria in the past, if we recall it was northerners the went to jail more than any tribe in Nigeria during Abachas misrule, but the blind and hypocritic support Jonathan got from them was very annoying, even nigerdelta people were not so blinded like this. It is just bad if u have ur own in control and you don't mind if things are right or wrong.

CR77:
Work under me as waiting now

As a cleaner now, he wants to help u to wash the under appropriately and clear the bushes if needs be.

dominique:
I just love grass to grace stories like this. Very inspiring. So the almighty Apple has a bit of chinko in it

Not a bit of chinko rather all na chinko except the design and some of the technology used in it.


This is what I always want to hear, inspiring and motivating, it gives u self believe and pushes to do continue to strif. My success is around the corner in Jesus name.

Just when they are about to wind down.

henry007:

You didn't leave any examples. Oh well I guess you're too lazy to research gan sef

You don't expect me to spoon feed you just like average Nigerians I talk about, instead of quoting me u could have googled it out ur self.

Geeeze!!!!!!! At this level, who is comparing Android with BlackBerry??
Ahhhhhaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!! When BlackBerry itself has started adopting Android, isn't it obvious which is the best?

henry007:
considering that the best from Samsung and iPhone now costs above 200K. Buying Tecno is only wise!
At least dollar rate no dey affect him price

Ignorance, must it be Samsung, iPhone etc to use a good phone? There are so many excellent phones with better spec cheaper than Samsung/HTC/iPhone and far better than tecno.
The problem of average Nigerian is lacks of indept research, he/she only go for anything is put on his/her table instead of probing further for better things.

Why do we Nigerians like promoting nonsense, just like tecno used people's head, infinix has started their own. Anyway best of luck.

tysa:
They're still calling me now since they've not received the proposed 1.5m till now.... Can I no bust them n let go?

Just give them some excuse and allow them to burn more credit.

in 3D

I don't know the job of security operatives in Nigeria, DSS, Police,NSCDC etc are the ones supposed to do all this things ordinary Nigerians are doing. Imagine scammers are even using the office of security agencies to scammer Nigerians, that is the ordercity they possess because of docile nature of those agencies.

Baba need to do something about it as fast as possible.

Nice script from u there.

kossyablaze:
Dry gin is good for ur body wen preg o

Alcohol of any form is not good for pregnant mother, whether it is dry gin or wet gin.

When you’re pregnant, you want to do everything that’s in the best interest for your baby. That includes eliminating the following items from your plate.

With and Without Diabetes
It's important whether you have diabetes or not to avoid certain foods while pregnant to help benefit you and your baby. It’s important to eat properly and avoid foods that could be damaging to the development of your child.

1). Mercury
The most common thing we hear to avoid during pregnancy is seafood high in mercury. Too much mercury could harm your baby’s developing nervous system. Foods to avoid include: swordfish, shark, king mackerel and tile fish. Other fish that would be lower in mercury include; shrimp, canned light tuna, salmon, Pollock and catfish. The recommendation for serving size of these fish is 12oz per week. If choosing albacore tuna (bigger fish=more mercury) limit your intake to 6oz per week.

2). Raw Fish, Shellfish, and Undercooked Meats

Avoid raw fish or shellfish altogether. Make sure all fish is cooked to an internal temperature of 145 degrees. If you’re not sure of the temperature, invest in a meat thermometer. Avoid all raw or undercooked meats or poultry. It's recommended to avoid hot dogs and lunch meat. However, if you do eat hot dogs be sure to cook them until steaming. Cook eggs completely until firm, and avoid pates and meat spreads unless canned.

3). Unpasteurized Cheese
Avoid all unpasteurized cheese products such as brie, feta, and blue cheese unless they are clearly labeled as pasteurized. This also includes any unpasteurized juice, cider, or milk.

4). Caffeine
Pregnancy can leave you feeling extra tired and fatigued. Unfortunately caffeine can cross the placenta, so it’s best to avoid or limit the amount of caffeine you drink. For pregnant women, caffeine should be limited to less than 200mg per day. One cup of coffee contains about 95mg of caffeine, while one cup of tea contains about 47mg.

5). Alcohol
Alcohol can be damaging to your baby’s tiny developing organs including the brain, and can lead to a whole host of disorders called Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorders. It’s better to be safe than sorry, so in this case eliminate all alcohol use while pregnant.

Takeaway
Although this list may seem like a substantial amount of foods and beverages to limit, remember it is only for a short time. The health of your baby is worth the sacrifice.