which one is "be supportive, marriage is for better for worse" bullshit?

what kinda crap is this u pple always spouting? "its called comfortable with who they are"? arrant nonsense!!

u had better be comfortable with the little or no attention you will get from me and i sure as hell will not turn my life into a painful endurance trek just because u lack discipline!!!! and i sure as hell will not be having sex or sleeping in the same room with such woman, i think i deserve to wake up to better sights than a human whale with flabs 1st thing in the morning! i cant even take u out!!!

i keep my shape and iv even cut down on my beer intake just to keep my shape and all that, if one woman thinks i will put up with such nonsense, she is joking!!

and i sure as hell aint gonna go jogging or wateva with u. if u cannot maintain discipline with ur physical structure, the marriage will either continue at a distance or u can have all the time in the world to ur self being obese.

we all had parents and if they could keep there shapes, then why cant we, mine were not obese and i wont marry a girl with obese parents, cos she will end up that way too!!!!! LOVE IS NOT BLIND!!, ITS REASONABLE!!!
indiscipline and indolence is not within reason!!!

heheheheheheheheeh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



singing heartily, the tux will make a way, where there seems to be no way,


make una go buy subscription. na all the pple wey una dey oppress since head catch una!!!

ps: i know someone who knows someone who knows someone who can open the firewall back but needs ego! so if una deey interested, oya skype the cash 2 geda make i get the guy no

@ skydancer wat ya mean porous? they was doing promo for u guys

they have plugged the ssl loophole, almost sha but really be not deceived, as long as u connecting thru their gateway, you are blockable AND ur traffic is visible!!! but mtn gats sell modems and get u pple hooked on the net, besides what better way to test a network upgrade than to load it?

mtn never needed apn, from the onset, except the time they had firewall compromises last year!! mumus were using ms enteprise on some gateways. no apn does not mean they not secure, besides its good for a user cos ur behind a web proxy not wap! thats the issue with zain and the foolish wap gateway and internet gateway! if ur using vista, and u connect wap gateway the mumu pc will even be showing local connectivity only. ur system services wont get online and u have to set proxy in ur browser.


not that we really care though as long as we sha get online!!!!
if u want porous, i give u etibaba!

fine.boy:

i am browsing with my phone motorola l7 with mtn and zain. the zain is faster than the mtn on phone. so i activated mtn 3G nite plan and zain lite plan. i configured both to my laptop the mtn and zain. the mtn is connecting and working fine both phone and laptop but the zain is not connecting to laptop error the ppp control protocol was terminated but only browsing on phone. help please

u need to have the pc suite for the phone, and u need to check the settings for dial up, particularly the settngs for APN, user name and password and dial up no. u have to input them on the computer especially with zain!!!!

peace on me:

[i][/i] ;hi guys am a new user here bt i urgently need your help.i worked wit my system at night den in the morning i try to switch it on bt it respond nt,it does was flashng d cd rom light.pls attend to problem.my email address salamalmumin@yahoo.com.

remove your battery and all peripherals and everything attached to the laptop, press down and hold the power button for like a minute, then chill like 5 mins then replace the battery and put it on. its just static

scrap that i made it work, but i just do not know how to tweak it javascript:void(0);
i cant get the cube to rotate for example. i do not just get all the grammer in that settings thing

lynx whats up with that envy thingy for compiz. i want to get compiz working and so far it seems not to work, i looked for envy in syynaptic, its a small 150 kb package, what should i then do.

my card is an ati card

i mean wats up with y'all? hows it hanging? any penguin gists or anything new?

@ FASHO how far with the starcomms box issue?

@ dotdazzle, what do you mean by applications? ask google or synaptic or specify


ok so am very jobless and i decided to grab xfce desktop! its not any faster on my on my pc!!!!!!

not that id notice though!!! and all my gnome apps work though i did download everything xfce in the synaptic so maybe i got the right things!!!!

anyways wats up

NOW THIS IS GOING CWAZYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


gentlemen, its time to place the trophy bets, the time is now!!!!!!!!!



nb. villa balckburn is off the hook too, 5 -4 !!!!!

aint watchimg this game. wanna live long!!! after a 14 hr day, this is not the way to relax
still av got live scores ticking and it seems to be worse! each refresh my heart stops beating!!!!

GO GUNNERZZZZZZ!!!!! GUN EM DOWN

welcome bruv you're most welcome!!!

i see u are doing an online upgrade! strong man! wish u the best of luck!!! though i hope ur home partition is separate and u have backed up ur wares and stuff cos online upgrades are not for the faint of heart, well for now sha,

pls unban 4llerbuntu too ooooo!!!

abi na crime to help my penguin bros in need? wetin i do wey bad?


since when does linux cmds flag bots na wah o NL. free my 4llerbuntu id pls ooooo!!!!!

@ mendax, well the grub entries you see on the grub splash are the same ones in the menu.lst

if u bother to check u will see them there. u can obviously reduce them by deleting one or two entries(as many as u want anyways) but i still will like to remind you that the risk of a regression is very real.

As iv said make a copy of the menu.lst and save elsewhere, then do whatever u want with the current one, hopefully u wont break the system (just joking ) that way u can always replace it if u have issues.

NOTE: removing the entries will not remove the new kernels from the system, to do that you use synaptic.

as per the 10 secs counter, well at times u may want to do a memtest or recovery or boot into cmd prompt, that 10 secs window is ur grace to do that easily. it is also useful for dual booting as that is where u choose the os u want to boot.

but if u insist you dont need any of the above, in that same menu.lst there is a line i think the last or 2nd from last where you see the time out secs . it will be currently set to 10 secs, u can change the timing to 0 secs.


BUT I MUST CONFESS, U SEEM TO LIKE THE VERY DANGEROUS OPTIONS. for a fellow noob, i will advice that u do none of what u want to do. those little things are very important especially when you are stuck and dont know what to do. e.g when i started out with ubuntu, there was a day i did an update and found that after the restart, the system did not boot. after panic for like an hour and rushing to nl and nobody was online, i decided to risk one last thing before i formatted the pc which was select another kernel option( i felt there was nothing that could go wrong again more than presently) lo and behold that was what i should have done!!!! the system was ok.!!!


if i had removed the options with my limited knowledge, i would have lost the system and all that was on it!!!!! so think am well o, bigrovar does not live in your house to rescue you at short notice!!!!


for the 2gb partitions i do not understand, is it that they create new swap partitions? they should use the same one!!!! thats the only partition a linux install will create at that size. if so then u should have specified that they share a swap when installing!!!. next time when dual installing, u need to manually soecify partitions. Gparted will detect the previous partitions and u can specify that same swap for the other os. thats what i do anyway

@ philey, no miracle will move ur speed up unless and until u get on the 3g bandwagon!

sorry but thats the simple truth

@ fasho, click on 4llerbuntu id and click on my last posts, i tried to do a comprehensive solution there but apparently the nl sentry has gone mad again. and iv lost posting privileges.


@ oyb if u come inside and see this pls release my id and those posts, they are very important and vital for pple with starcomms wahala! abeg, make una no too flex una power o!!!!!!

Mr DC, waatya mean dazed? hav u abandoned the super pc project?

anyways has lQ gone on xmas/newyear break. site didnt even open this afternoon!!!!

u don follow spikedcylinder go kwanangida ko?

ok, shut down loop, u have something malicious doing that.

lets see, ok try doing the logon hack, though for the life of me i cant rmbr wat it was, someting like ctrl alt backspace 3 times or something like that. u know naw that trick we use to get into pple pc.

my windows intel is really beginning to leave me

if that doesnt logon, try one of those cd or flash based malware scanner thingy.

if that doesnt work or u cant do that, then u may have to go drastic, a livecd would have been lovely so u get to look at ur windows system files and delete rogues, alternatively put in ur os cd, start an install but instead of formatting, install in the same folder and choose the delete the old os files option. that way u get ur files intact in a folder and probably ur settings too if u know hw to replace them manually.

thats the issue with windows installs adequate recovery options are pretty limited and i dont know many pple with DOS skills.

yeah right!!!!!

pple who buy them things do not even want or need or know how to browse with it, much less listen to this ur fantabulous tales.

oya keep deluding yaself!! most of those things do not even have a modem

@poster, so in short we should turn into woman wrapper, living EVERY MOMENT for what she likes, trying ALL THE TIME to satisfy and make her all we live for! hmmmn not a bad concept, just wonder how many relationships will actually work doing this!

in case u dont know, them babes actually like stimulation and all the my bf/husband did this and that drama! or else ud be very boring and they ouuta the door. how can you want to please woman all the time?

one thing is clear though, if u actually do half of ur list personally, u'd be a really unhappy sod with very unstable relationships. but am sure u dont even do 5 anyway.


u may wanna take a cue and try living for God a bit. can u sacrifice a lil for GOD? here u dey talk woman and all these joint PLC muguns dey hail u! birds of a feather!

avira updates automatically o! either u have messed with the settings, or u have set a proxy whilst ur connecton does not use a proxy, or ur connection needs a proxy but u havent set it in avira

must say i admire ur guts. ur actually advertising an illegal operation so boldly its astounding. even multilinks advertising is not this good!!!

good luck with ur magas/customer.

@ DC , NOW UR TALKING!!!! hi five, pssst u know where to send the ghana must go bags. yess the fight against corruption is gathering steam!!! pdp sabi wats up jare

@ lynx, thanx for the testimony jare my bro, dem wan slander my open source image

@ oyb, hmmn sigh, ^{decides to reserve comment as it is too early in the year to lend credence to windbags}


@ all HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! MAY U ALL SEE THE LIGHT OF THE PENGUIN!!!

WHAT!!!!!! discombobulation!!!!! _{what it means do not ask me}

this is slander!!!! me win7, tufiakwa. God allow Good thing!! win7 ke? my pc will simply pack up.

DC so u have now resorted to unsuccessful blackmail tactics? those pic do not exist or is the work of photoshop!! do u think we do not know of your prowess with image editing??

noting spoil, do the right thing _{and pass the brown envelope} instaed of all these hiaaj

seems they recently gave it an upgrade, but then i cant be sure i dont use it thank God. dont think i need the nvidia card headache.

This inec/nzeribe election? Na ojoro o!

Any contestant wey need legal rep shld call me asap. We will appeal 2 d highest tribunals! Haha, look i hav documented evidence of plot 2 rig d election, video evidence, paper trail, online trace infact all dey!

This is not even a democracy, no freedom of speech on nl!
We have goons like oyb in charge. In short serious fundamental rights breaches on nl.!

So hw can we say u had an election? Free n fair?

P.s. Dual core i can also represent u 2 defend ur mandate! Yes! Haha, awon enemies cant do u june 12. Infact meet me on yim so we discuss gameplan n fees!

LMAO, av not bin seeing u on yim, u get post election hangova?

I dont know about 3110 but many fones hav a setting somewhere 4 usb internet where u specify a internet profile for usb connections. U may try 2 look for that and set d network profile u want 2 use. Barring that then look at ur pc suite connection well, there is a setting that is wrong either apn or u did not specify d right modem

Your welcome! U say u dont do yim? Too bad, could have been useful.