Hi guys,
Its been a very lonnnnnnnnnnng time
Anyway peeps, whats ur plan for xmas?
Wher are u taking her to?
GUYS, just how romantic can u be?
And ladies, whats cooking? How romantic can you too bee?



Open sesame!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pleeeeeeeeease a little help here anyone
Please i need the format for Visaphone test please its really urgent
I would also like to know how much they pay please
I would really appreciate an immediate answer as it will help me know what to read.
Thanks

well if thats d case u cud just describe them if u dnt wnt to say their names
who get time dey chase u abt with cutlass?
people get work to do

Afriend helped out. You know he knows someone who knows someone
but i first submitted my cv on line

Dearest Mykali who u be ?

pls feel free to name as many as u can
just let it out
and then breathe a sigh of relief

guys feel free and be honest abt it to say the name of d person u secretely admire and sometimes wish u , with.
U know a close relationship

Hi guys,
Pls i need the format for Visaphone test pls its really urgent
I wud also like to know how much they pay pls
I wud really appreciate an immediate answer as it will help me know wat to read.
Thanks

yesterday,
when was d last time you got duped?

Hi guys i'm may 9th, any birthday mate?

Nice one girl
Pls keep them coming

won ti lu e ri?
won ti gba ori e mo ogiri ri sha?
Abo o yo ni?

very nice and funny. ;d

Oga clemcy na which one you dey? na wetin be al dis one now shooooooooo

@stephen, i didnt compose this poem i heard it somewhere in a film and i fell in love wt it and wanted to share it with d houz.!!!!!!!!! Happy now?

@ clemcycul

@folly69 sweetim why u dey burn our cable for public like this now? haba

ok darl, whatever you say. Iwas just teasn him no offence.

@clemcy, too bad no lady in the house has a name that starts with clem,
i know how u feel, lonely its ok to love up ok?
thank God i hav someone to share mine with
House of Follys ain't so bad?

am i right folly69 darl?

tell them.

i know its d jokes section but there's nothing bad in adding a little love to d jokes section now is there?
so love up clemcy

The most beautiful girl in Nairaland is follynio

Thanks guys. Truly i am in love but i doubt if you guys can guess who it is i am in love with. If you can, then u'll get a little something.
But i am happy you like the poem

When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness
it erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides
And when it subsides, you have to make a decision
You have to work out whether your roots have become so entwined together
That it is inconcievable that you should ever part
Becos this is what love is.

Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement
it is not the desire to mate every second of the day
It is not lying awake at night imagining he's kissing every part of your body.
That is just being in love which any of us can conceive ourselves we are

LOVE ITSELF IS WHAT IS LEFT OVER WHEN BEING IN LOVE HAS BURNED AWAY

My father lost a rib in Eden
which he later found
but i was born with an emptiness in my soul
Day in and out
I searched
Until i found you,
My lost rib

i deliberately didnt put the son's name cos i just assumed that everyone would know that its our dearest 2FE

A boy and his dad goes to the boys school to attend the boy's Convocation ceremony. Unfortunately he graduated with a third-class. Anytime a student is called to come forward for a prize as best student in his or  her dept, the father looks at him and says, "that a son like you", if its a female , he says "thats a student like you". That continues till the end of the ceremony. On their way home, as they were trudging down to their house, a brand new Hummer speedily passes them and splashes water on the father, in the midst of cursing and rebuking the careless driver, the son looks at his father and says to him, "Dad you see, thats a man like you."

did you get a text from them and pls when did they contact you

Great jokes Tony

@ tufe, U too like to dey yawa people, na wetin now?

i nominate Ayusman16

@TUFE I AM NOT FOLLY69 PLS THIS IS SOMEONE ELSE,
OK?
AND EVERYONE ELSE

[color=#990000]CRUSHER

Iam so disappointed in you guys. True beauty is not measured by physical attributes alone but the internal ones as well.
Take away d make UP, pancakes, blushes and great hair styles and lets see d natural you, if u re still beautiful then, then of a truth, u are a true beauty. THATS THE PLAINEST TRUTH. .