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I thought this was funny. I hope u think so too.
the urhobo dog and waffi leopard

dog wey man train get sense pass bush animals. dat's fo reel,

A wealthy Urhobo man decided to go on a safari in one of the games reserves. He took his faithful pet Waffi dog along for
company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard
heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, "Boy, dis na wahala." Then he noticed some bones
on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that leopard sweet o, I wonder where I fit get more around here?" Hearing this the leopard halts his attack in mid stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees.
"Chei", says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly chop me." Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, climb my back make you see wetin I go do that wayo dog." Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, " Wetin man go do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Wey this monkey sef. You no fit ever trust am, 30 mins don pass since I send am make him go bring another leopard and he still never come back!!"

naija_diva, no this is not a scam.
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If u live in Nigeria, buying the nutritional products may not be so beneficial because of our NAFDAC restrictions so I'd advise you to register for the IAHBE, or the VIP site builder(this is a website). This will immediately give you E.A status. But because you are becoming E.A a long time after you joined, you will not be made a fast track member. Being a fast-track member qualifies you for many privileges. For instance, as a fast track member, SFI has given me 2 affiliates for no charge at all within the past week. I just got one today. I hope I'm not being too bold but the way I look at it, it might be better for u to opt out of SFI and then rejoin through me.(Go to http://here.is/joinsfi And then become E.A. This way, you'll become fast-track member and receive this privilege amongst others.

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What is the cheapest and safest way to do online transactions? What do you do?

There was this barber in new York who had an accident and decided to give free hair cuts to everyone who came to this shop that week(in gratitude to God for saving his life). On the first day, an English man came and after his hair cut, he was told not to pay. The following day, he brought a gift for the barber. On the second day, the same thing happened to a Canadian man and he also brought a gift the following day for the barber. It so happened that on the fifth day, a Nigerian visited the barber and he was told the hair cut was free. 'You mean it?' said the Nigerian, 'Anyway, God will really bless you'. Can you guess what happened the next day? The following morning, by the time the barber arrived at his shop to start the day, he had a huge crowd outside his door!!!!

I would definitely shout it ABA. ABA. ABA

What else to do? Join an MLM. There are many on the internet promising free money but there are a lot of scams. But there's no harm in just reading them and getting a good laugh. Some are really hilarious but some are ok. I know at least 5 genuine ones but i don't know the websites off heard. But u can check out one of the ones i joined for free http://here.is/money4life .It is a redirected site so may take a while to open.
Or you could play an online game.
Or you could join the International home business association by paying $30: http://here.is/homebusinessassociation .You'll get loads of online material to read. That'll definitely keep you busy.

Try using Clear essence lemon plus vitamin c series.http://www.clearessence.com/clearessence.com/clearessence/productseries.php?cPath=44 . Use the perfecting serum or the smoothing cream. You can get it from any cosmetic shop or even in the market. It works really slowly but that's the beauty of it:it won't make u lighter. It may brighten your complexion a teeny weeny bit. I use the smoothing cream and I'm very dark but no one has commented that I've grown lighter. But I'm seeing results with each passing day.

I think there's only one person I know who should be our next president: Donald Duke. He's the governor of Cross River State and he has produced great results. You need to go there yourself.

Hello, I just joined the nairaland forum. I found out about it through a yahoo search and so far, I've really enjoyed reading all the posts. I went to school in Ghana for a while but I'm back in naija now. There's money here in naija but most of our infrastructure is detriorating rather than improving. I don't know what our government is doing about this. And by the way who do you want to be our next president? I want Donald Duke because he has produced great results in Cross Rivers State.