Ginusa79:
Igbo drugsmen strike again!

These guys are hardcore criminal and it is now starting to seem like the curse on Ojuku is taking a toll on his kinsmen.

If this one escape this, he would have been on Twitter beating his chest and claiming to have developed Cambodia, Australia, Nepal, Pakistan, and etc.

You get bad mouth o!

Philipponzaghi:


Damn, so the albino fugitive don take his borrowing to another level? You no lie o, one of his flatty slaves handling revenue collection fail to remit the subscription money to him. I heard the guy was part of the people the military wasted the other time.

Chai, this is really sad for my friend Philiponzaghi.

So the albino fugitive self owe you money so. I heard he is owing Atiku too because he failed to remit the money he scammed him of during the last election the Cameroonian lost.

simpleseyi:


No, he is now signed to Eyimba FC of Aba

When exactly did Messi got Nigerian visa ? The last time I heard Aregbesola already banned him from entering the country.

Chai, Messi will now see the shithole Aba is made up of, and that might spoil the little image Nigeria still have on the world scene.

wizzakosh:
Sure, bring it. I go manage

Okay. One problem is that mouth is Nokia pin mouth.

So we will have to improvise.

Philipponzaghi:


Now I can see you are a proper yabaleft patient. Is there a need for petrol before fire can burn? Especially when we are talking of transformer.

Guy, you don’t know anything young man. The only way transformer can burn someone is IF Petrol is soaked in the body.

Without Petrol there is no fire. I know what I’m saying ooooo.

Philipponzaghi:


I now see that you are drunk.

Do you know how many vote transformer carry? Won't it burn both the phone and the person holding it?

Mtcheeew.

How will it burn the person when Petrol is not soaked in his/her body.......

What is the rationale between transformer, phone, human, and burning...... You need to use your medicine

Philipponzaghi:


If the charger mouth has been cut off, how will he plug it to the transformer?

You sure say you dey okay?

You be mumu true true.

He will just attach the positive wire to the positive transformer interface and the negative wire to the negative transformer interface and insert the charger directly to his phone.

If the phone is not Tekno, it should work.

Philipponzaghi:


So you want to say you dont know that Messi is still in Barcelona?

I don’t know o. I thought they said he left to Manchester City.

Abi I’m dreaming ni? Let me sprinkle water on my face to wake up.

wizzakosh:
Who get Nokia charger

I get. But the charger mouth has been cut off.

Can you plug it directly to the transformer?

Philipponzaghi:


Are you drunk?

Ogbeni Wetin happen now?

I offend you before?

Philipponzaghi:


I get but I won’t borrow you.

Is it true Messi is now signed to Barcelona?