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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Cursed Me, Pls Advice Me!! by FORTHOPE: 6:49am On Aug 18, 2016
2 unserious people deceiving themselves...boy grow up
Education / Re: I Saw This In A JSS1 Maths Textbook..can You Help? by FORTHOPE: 8:49pm On Jun 30, 2016
ilevic:
Guy, today is the 30th of June, yet salary never show and u are here asking me which doctor wear red and which lawyer wear green or the teacher that wear yellow. Anything wey dem like make den wear
...d economy is not smiling n guys no happy my bro...hu dress color help?
Education / Re: I Saw This In A JSS1 Maths Textbook..can You Help? by FORTHOPE: 8:47pm On Jun 30, 2016
ilevic:
Guy, today is the 30th of June, yet salary never show and u are here asking me which doctor wear red and which lawyer wear green or the teacher that wear yellow. Anything wey dem like make den wear
...pally, l have never had a good laff in a very long while, ur seriousness is cracking my ribcage seriously, u just made me laff real hard and good...hu dress epp?

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Crime / Re: Buhari To Nigerians “probe Me, I Am Ready” by FORTHOPE: 4:01pm On May 29, 2016
Usman212s:
You'll definitely be probed for deceiving and maltreating Nigerians. The extent of hardship Nigerians are going through is quite alarming
....My dear usman...it pains my heart when people like u blarb out stupidity maybe out of ignorance or to promote a particular brand of propaganda...This Buhari man is showing a lot of goodwill... Sanitizing a system that was chronically infected with corruption that its become a norm...billions were shared on a table like men were having lunch...but twas actually money meant to empower the Nigerian armoury to fight terrorism...a lots of fantastically corrupt things and atrocities were commited..am a fulltime Easterner...buhari and his kinsmen slaughtered my folks like rodents...Nyamiri dats wat de call us...it came from the word...Nyem mmiri( please give me some water)...instead the thirsty mans throat got slit with a dagger just cos he was an easterner...I have cause to hate Buhari d most and maybe join d bandwagon in shouting and promoting vengeance...time and karma and intelligent planning will and can take care of that if need be someday.... Buhari from his walk and talk is d best thing that is happening to Nigeria at the moment...institutions and normalcy is being gradually returned...faith and hope is equally being gradually restored...take APC and PDP away from this...I don't even have a voters card...queuing up to vote wasn't even worth the while then...maybe it will be some day...let's help this man to help us...he has the genuineness of purpose and good intent...lets help and pray for him to keep doing the right thing....much more when he is is gone...let the successors not bring Nigeria back to square one again...from Azikiwe to Jonathan....Buhari has outdone all of them just in one year...Things will get harder for a while...then it will get good and better...much of the complaint and antibuhari hatred flying around is out of the fact that all holes are getting sealed...no more stolen or looted cash to go around...The laws of economics like the laws of gravity can't be manipulated or messed with for long...it will always implode or backfire...the lootings and mismanagement of previous and administration sank the Nation...we are lucky that we ain't yet queuing up like Venezuelans yet...enough of these ignorant and propagandist attacks on a good man with good intentions.
Romance / Re: Your Life Will Wither Away........either live Or Be Stuck In Ur Past And Present by FORTHOPE: 6:04am On May 23, 2016
This is an axiom...a fact acknowleged...in my whole life l have never seen the truth said this straight without make-up...thanks bro for this gospel

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Education / Re: If You Didn't Experience Flogging In School, You Are Still A Baby by FORTHOPE: 10:13pm On May 07, 2016
Sunnymatey:
That thing u re seeing help so many of us who are successful to become who we are 2day.
...God bless all my teachers that got to flog me...God bless the parents that knew flogging an erring child copiously does more good than harm in the long run...I pity this vegetable and over soft generation of kids and parents...I heard teachers dare not scold or lay a finger on kids anymore...God help us all!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Think I've Been Scammed.. Please What Can I Do? by FORTHOPE: 6:41am On May 05, 2016
macaranta:
Paying for a job is the first symptom of a scam.But sometimes desperation beclouds reasoning,just count your loss and move on.
...THIS IS THE GOLDEN RULE OF AVOIDING JOB SCAM!...keep in mind that it takes the desperation, gullibility, greediness and oftentimes the fraudulent intent of the victim for the scammer to succeed!
Romance / Re: Yoruba, Igbo, Edo & America: Couple Showcase Four Cultures In Photoshoot by FORTHOPE: 6:10pm On Apr 27, 2016
zingywingy:
Hmmm..
The wife has suffered from measles before.. I see dot dot on her body tongue tongue.
She is igbo for sure.. The yam for her leg pass Benue Yam... Isu lese grin grin
...nice pix n concepts...but d measle rashes and baring it all...haba...
Romance / Re: Dating A Broke Guy (my Experience): Is It Worth It? by FORTHOPE: 6:24am On Apr 27, 2016
You are lucky my dear OP...u ain't from India where the brides family foots the bride price/marriage bills...how bout in the western climes where couples and partners go dutch over everything...I mean doing everything 50-50...we don't have any gender pay inequality issues in Nigeria here...whether u be man or woman...so long as u have the required skillset u earn the same pay unlike in places where women are made to earn lesser...there is a more level playing pitch now given that more women are getting more opportunies and earning bigtime than ever before...unlike 20years back...don't forget that traditionally these juicy opportunities solely belonged to the menfolk whose lot it was to fend for their kit and kin...believe you me, what gives a man the greatest joy is to fend for his own and be in charge of any situation that crops up...lack of opportunities to do this is being taken over by the womenfolk...as much as it intoxicates some of them some also have remained good humble and helpful...na waka pass I DE do for nairaland...but this your post as much as it has a lot for guys to learn from also reach to men them vent their ire on you...from your pix u are still a student or maybe hasn't faced the harsh realities of the work/career world...reasses your intuitive self, your values and beliefs ...make these your views and impression no impair you...go empower yourself you can be a huge asset and help to your family more than ur male siblings...even to ur future husband...forget bout broke guys and start thinking of how to catch up or even outdo your fellow women who are big time successes but still helpful and supportive at the homefront...without any dint of arrogance...a woman stoops to conquer...her tenderness and gracefulness should make a king do her biddings and not her rantings and rage

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Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna Pictured Doing Push-ups With Her Fellow Models.. by FORTHOPE: 4:02pm On Apr 16, 2016
cruzita:
undecided na so dem dey position do push up?
...lwkmd...d lady at rear of d pix seems to be doing more of wriggle up/twist up than push up
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Answers Wizkid On Her by FORTHOPE: 9:49pm On Apr 03, 2016
Generalkorex:
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In another news
I met my secondary school maths teacher
last
week and he asked for the direction to
Zenith
Bank in Maitama.
I told him to make a 360 turn, walk for
about 1.8
metres (round that up to the nearest tens),
you
will then see a shop which is
perpendicularlyto
your right, make an obtuse angle turn and
you
will see the bank at a distance of about the
logarithm of 7.
Let him feel what I felt as a student during
his
math class in school. lol
...lwkmd... So so very funny
Computers / Re: 6 Most Popular Methods For Cracking Passwords And Their Countermeasures by FORTHOPE: 10:56pm On Mar 31, 2016
Thanks a lot... Very matured and helpful post
Jokes Etc / Re: When They Steal Your Generator And The Fuel You Just Put Inside....(pic) by FORTHOPE: 8:57am On May 24, 2015
Bonapart:
you should know it's a typo error bro
...Dats d spirit...I knew it was...was trying to get a feel being hurled yabis at online...but proved u me wrong...u don become my first naialand paddyman
Jokes Etc / Re: When They Steal Your Generator And The Fuel You Just Put Inside....(pic) by FORTHOPE: 8:32am On May 24, 2015
FORTHOPE:
...set your eyes in or on? Mr Europe?!...
....first comment/correction/soft-attack on naira land; after almost 3years of chronic and dedicated passing by...the naija yabbing, the hurling of obscenities, the useful contributions, etc, nairaland rocs...
Jokes Etc / Re: When They Steal Your Generator And The Fuel You Just Put Inside....(pic) by FORTHOPE: 8:25am On May 24, 2015
Bonapart:
When i haven't set my eyes in a generator ever since i got to Europe... Naija una dey miss o







No be proud but just saying
...set your eyes in or on? Mr Europe?!...

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