Sagamite:

You are not ready, girl. Lets leave it at that.

Ode. We know what you look like and those who have met you have nothing good to say about you. They said you have all the appeal of a paper cut

^^^

I agree I am not mature[b]d[/b]. But I assure you I am really really mature; I am very well endowed with stage 5 pubic hair a la very thick and dark. I also know how to find my way in a females Igbo irunmole.


As a sign of my extreme maturity, let me tell you something your immature mind doesn't seem to understand:

Matured is not a participial adjective.
You wouldn’t say: “you really dont sound like someone who is matured. . .”

Mature is the correct adjective.

sensisosu: @fstranger2 bro i pray u dont find yourself in this situation.. well it is really hard for me to let go of the girl right now as i have invested alot, time, money.. everything you can think of and for the guy.. this is a guy i housed, feed and support his survival.. shit happens though... he doesnt know i know yet but i intend keeping it cool and wont raise any alarm

Actually, I pray I find myself in that situation.

Idowuogbo:



Come for hugs *Badosky gives her a big squeeze*

Can u pls give 'my dyck a big squeeze?

A friend WITH needs, is a friend indeed!

sensisosu: i really need an advice., i am in tears as i am writting this letter, i am in a long distance relationship with this lady and we have both fell in love and about getting married.., she told me yesterday that she has been having sexual relationship with my best friend who they happen to live very close by.. and when i asked her why she did it, she said he was the only one she could talk to after we have an arguement and then later he sleeps with her and this has been going on for a very long time and he threatened her if she ever tells me.. then i will kill both of them just so that he can continue on his adventure..

i really need an advice now.. please and this is no superstory.. it is a story of a brother in need of honest advice..

Well, it 'sure sounds like one. May be you should cash-in on it before it is too late.

It is normal. Men werent created to love women. We are just there to impregnate as many as we can possibly impregnate before our dyck falls off. Been there, done that! And there is a genetic angle too. You prolly inherited that gene from you father. Hence, your lack of affection towards women. Also, there is also the issue of breastfeeding . I assume you were fed with goat milk, instead of breast milk, when you were young, no?

Because they molest the children better than the women. Was that too hard to figure out?

Inked_Nerd:

Sorry, my womb isn't for sale/rent.

I agree. But everything has a price, your womb included. No one has to know. You come in the middle of the night and i drop you home the following morning. You can take the ferry if you want, your choice.

Inked_Nerd:

Like I said, the same thing goes for you.

Not really, if we are to go by tradition women really do not have a say in this and I am only gonna allow it if I am in total awe of the woman, not your regular loud mouth who spends most of her day on NL. I mean correct correct women.

sensisosu: and to think that i am about getting married to this lady, done my introduction and all that.. just to find out that they have been making up for quite sometime... i feel broken right now

Why did you do introduction before marriage. . . too forward. Oyakhilome!

Introduction is always after the wedding m/o/r/o/n. WHat do yo expect?

Idowuogbo:

Awwwh!!!!

I feel u, time heals tho.

Go easy on yourself plzzzzz......

If he like make he not take am easy, its not as if his problems is gonna stop me from watching p/o/r/n tonight. Care to join via Skype?

Shyt happens. If I like the girl, I will go ahead with the marriage,. Its not as if you deserve her in the first place anyways. so what gives? A used bicycle in ur living room is worth more than 10 in your friends bedroom.

Okay, what if I pay you for it?

^^^

'Tradition' baby!

The only way I am going go against cultural norm is if she has something upstairs, not just some shytty stuff like how to gossip. I mean some heavy heavy stuff.

^^^

Okay'lets make 'some then

Only if she is accomplished with some heavy weight degree or innovation to her name; otherwise, if all she brings to the relationship is her p/u//c/cy, looks,womb, never ending family problems and her cooking skills, NO WAY!

Inked_Nerd:

How the motha flippin' hell would you know? Do you speak for ALL men?!?!? No, you obviously don't! I suggest you take your 'hello' elsewhere since you cannot speak for all men on this matter.

Whats up babe? Hows ya job and the kids?

^^^

You talk like a teenage girl

BTW, are you Ibo?

She is a northerner
Why should she claim to be something she is not?
Remember, she is not Igbo!

I like her
Stand up for your right Missy
Stick it to them
and beat them at their own freaking game

Go girl!

Kobojunkie:

. I am impressed by Justice Lawal Gumi judgement.

is that all you have to say? seriously?

^^^
Shut up! You are not a Nigerian
Go back to your country

Or go to your country's thread!

Beaf:

^
I don't understand your argument that we should look backwards, insead of racing ahead. IBB "stepped aside," in 1993, for the uninitiate that means he has been ruling in the background by proxy since 1993. Shine your eyes:
[list]
[li]IBB left Abacha in place to safeguard things, in his own words[/li]
[li]Abacha ran things after intimidating Shonekan out of Aso Rock[/li]
[li]Abdulsalami Abubakar (IBB's cousin) took over from Abachs[/li]
[li]IBB chose Obj to run the show in 1999 (what you unknowingly attribute to "zoning"[/li]
[/list]
If you ain't tired of IBB, the vast majority are.
One last thing, the North cannot rule for the next 40 years. How did you come to believe such an impossibility?

Although, it is called the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Nigeria is not a true republic. What we practice is democracy, at least we pretend to. In America , which is Republic,
the popular vote dictates the electoral vote but the electoral vote ensures a more balanced representation for less densely populated regions. In Nigeria, the presidential elction  is determined via the popular vote. And since there is nothing like the electoral college, and without zoning, less densely populated regions are simply cheated out of the national cake. And as long as the different ethnic groups continue to vote along ethnic lines, the North will inevitably continue to hold on to power. Because, it is easier for the north to rally around a candidate, than for the south to do so.

Remember Awo, the greatest politician ever produced in Nigeria, could not rule the country because he could not get others, especially the Igbos, to support his cause. Same thing happened to Azikiwe. Northerners understand this quite well, and are always looking for the slightest opportunity to exploit that crack.

But with zoning, everyone is eventually given the opportunity to rule the country by presenting their best candidate, at different times.

[size=28pt] BLAZAY: WHERE ART THOU[/size]




I cant do this by myself

Beaf:

^
GEJ was picked to pacify the ND, not because of zoning. The only interests protected by zoning were those of the majority.

It is time for Nigerians, old and young, female and male to choose the path of merit over region or ethnicity and say bye bye the stone age politics of ethnicity and religion.
Let those who cannot hear the call be left standing while others race ahead. . . Next target, NASS.

Just the way OBJ was picked by the powers that be to pacify the SW.
How is it different from zoning?

It is the only option we have to ensure fairness in our polity

Again, would you rather have notherners rule Nigeria for the next 40 years, because, contrary to what they feed you, northerners do have enough competent people to rule Nigeria for as long as it exists. And, they have the numbers as well

leonaidas:

I don't understand why anybody wld want to vote for buhari, don't we av more qualified men nd women? Why shld we keep recycling our leaders?

The Satan you know is better than the Jesus you ve never met!