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You forgot to do that

Q:Why do men never stop to ask for directions? A:Because they aren't lost, they just don't know where they are.

Okey then, i have 30 minutes

Can you explain How exactly?

I'm not guy by the way And Pluto suits for me!

Inside joke? I like my english!

Jokes are my hobby hmm, why it's not opening? Maybe it's not alowed in your country Where do you live? You really tried this one www.freetimejokes.com?

Then my job is done here, you laugh It's not copy and paste for sure!

I'm too blond for this one

1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.

2. Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear.

3. Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.

4. Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, "Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime."

5. While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

6. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

7. Build an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say "We hate Christmas," and "Go away Santa."

8. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, "This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us.

9. Leave lots of hunting trophies and guns out where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside, yell, "Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!" and fire a gun.

10. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you've moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

Kertu (FreeTimeJokes)

Hahaaa, It's very good! Big smile

Welcome Everybody!

Have you visited website freetimejokes.com?

If yes, I would like to know, how it seemed?

It's my little new hobby 

I hope it's not problem to ask,

Best regards,

Kertu