Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,205,858 members, 7,993,955 topics. Date: Monday, 04 November 2024 at 11:02 PM

Fuckmytoto's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Fuckmytoto's Profile / Fuckmytoto's Posts

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Andela Nigeria Graduate & Exp. Job Recruitment (5 Positions) by Fuckmytoto(f): 1:36pm On Jan 15, 2019
Y'all looking for senior engineer like you can afford one , the other post I saw stated they'll be paying a senior software engineer 400-500kNGN monthly , like seriously ?

1 Like

Politics / Re: AIG Mohammed Adamu Sighted At Presidential Villa by Fuckmytoto(f): 1:31pm On Jan 15, 2019
The same set of monkeys and hypocrite accusing Buhari of being tribalistic are the same people that will be searching for names of a criminal on any crime post just to start tribal war . Y'all should just deal with it ! Fuxkng hypocrites. Nigerians are just terrible. *spits*

2 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Ikorodu Bois Mimic Linda Ikeji Stepping Out In Style. Fans React by Fuckmytoto(f): 1:13pm On Jan 15, 2019
Nigerians and crowd following, if you want to be popular on Nigerian social media , just open like 15 - 20 fake Instagram accounts to hype any stupid thing you Do and watch the Nigerian crowd hype along...brainless pigs

1 Like 1 Share

Business / Re: CBN Moves To Boost Financial Inclusion by Fuckmytoto(f): 7:53am On Jan 15, 2019
Vv
Politics / Re: Action Alliance Adopts Atiku As Candidate by Fuckmytoto(f): 6:44am On Jan 15, 2019
[quote author=zombieTRACKER post=74773477][/quote]
You're the dumb one
Celebrities / Re: Ray Hushpuppi Pictured With Atiku Abubakar: "Sowore Cant Take Power This 2019" by Fuckmytoto(f): 12:25pm On Jan 14, 2019
This Pussy nigga just have a thing for snitching and seeking unnecessary attention.. is hushpuppi an entertaining or what. Only people like hushpuppi will support the likes of Atiku, as Buhari didn't pave wah for y'all thieves.

19 Likes 1 Share

Travel / Re: Rolls Royce Is Building The World’s Fastest Electric-powered Aeroplane by Fuckmytoto(f): 12:21pm On Jan 14, 2019
You and who will enter that one
Politics / Re: Minister Of Science And Technology, Ogbonaya Onu Visits Governor Ugwuanyi by Fuckmytoto(f): 12:13pm On Jan 14, 2019
Guys I'll bring gas stove and frying pan, I want us to fry beans because of this post
Politics / Re: 2019 Election Is About The Survival Of Nigeria - Obi by Fuckmytoto(f): 5:17pm On Jan 13, 2019
Thief

1 Like

Politics / Re: Sowore Vows To Turn Nigeria Into A Construction Site by Fuckmytoto(f): 4:14pm On Jan 13, 2019
azraeljaheel:
CONSTRUCTION SITE undecided undecided




He wana turn naija to THE PROJECTS



Or maybe I just got the wrong interpretation of what the man is trying to say

Ode won't you read before you spew gibberish?

6 Likes

Crime / Re: Gunmen Shoot Man Dead At A Drinking Joint In Port-Harcourt. Graphic Photos by Fuckmytoto(f): 4:11pm On Jan 13, 2019
Cultist
Health / Re: That Roadside Drug Hawker Can Kill You by Fuckmytoto(f): 2:56pm On Jan 13, 2019
DEHVEHLOP:
Only in igbo land you see the unimaginable shocked


Even this one below happened in abia, aroshuku precisely..

A
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Wows In Swimsuit As She Hits The Beach In Australia by Fuckmytoto(f): 2:53pm On Jan 13, 2019
Jerryojozy:
Even new year no sign of NwaAikpe. Hmmm


Lala! Where is NwaAikpe?


Genius J

He's the one using that
Politics / Re: Senator Ayogu Eze Visit Parklane General Hospital Enugu Empathize Accident by Fuckmytoto(f): 2:42pm On Jan 13, 2019
One can only hope they all fucking die
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Endorses Banky W For House Of Representatives Seat by Fuckmytoto(f): 11:48am On Jan 12, 2019
He's no different from other criminals in aso rock , you can ask wizkid . This banky dude is just a greedy monkey that's using the guise of speaking for the youths . Don't know why Nigerians are so easy .....

4 Likes

Crime / Re: See What Armed Robbers Did To Girls Who Were Not Wearing Pants by Fuckmytoto(f): 12:57am On Jan 12, 2019
I need some hot sex

2 Likes

Crime / Re: Beware Of Fake Money Scam! by Fuckmytoto(f): 12:16am On Jan 12, 2019
Dariye:



Oga, park well jare. Go and sleep

grin
[/left][left]
grin grin
Crime / Re: Beware Of Fake Money Scam! by Fuckmytoto(f): 12:02am On Jan 12, 2019
Sorry4 ur loss buddy.. do you need some Pussy to relieve your stress a bit??
Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Buries 14 Soldiers Killed By Boko Haram by Fuckmytoto(f): 8:28pm On Jan 11, 2019
The government is 100% in control of boko just because of money they're wasting people's life ... wonder howmuch they will budget this year to "fight insurgency" + the ones they're getting from international communities.. anyways na d hungry and uneducated soldiers them dey always send to fight boko boys

8 Likes

Crime / Re: Man Pours Acid On Ex-Wife’s Lover In Benue, Stabs Him To Death by Fuckmytoto(f): 3:59pm On Jan 11, 2019
Why not kill d woman and pour acid on her Pussy?

2 Likes 1 Share

Crime / Re: Lady Finds Seeds With Liquid Inside Her New Bra:(video) by Fuckmytoto(f): 3:58am On Jan 09, 2019
Village woman
Politics / Re: Massive Turnout For Mr Jollof’s Rally In Warri, Delta State (photos) by Fuckmytoto(f): 3:32am On Jan 09, 2019
Everybody want turn politician smh this one see want follow share Abuja money
Crime / Re: Man, 40, Defiles Girl, 12, In Uncompleted Building by Fuckmytoto(f): 8:22pm On Jan 08, 2019
Then you should know you're a fucking idiot by now
Politics / Re: Army Releases Daily Trust Maiduguri Editor by Fuckmytoto(f): 7:28pm On Jan 08, 2019
Cc
Crime / Re: Man, 40, Defiles Girl, 12, In Uncompleted Building by Fuckmytoto(f): 6:57pm On Jan 08, 2019
EbukaHades10:
These kind people no get money to go ashewooo place?

Where you go see 12 year old virgin ashawo ??
Crime / Re: Semi-naked Student Found Dead In A Suitcase And Dumped In A Waste Bin (photos) by Fuckmytoto(f): 6:54pm On Jan 08, 2019
Aw
Crime / Re: Photos: Air Force Officers Killed In Helicopter Crash Buried In Abuja by Fuckmytoto(f): 6:44pm On Jan 08, 2019
Just 5 of them really, fucking idiots turned themselves to canoe fiddle just because of this useless shithole . No condolence! The rest should just fucking die
Celebrities / Re: 'Lionheart': Genevieve Nnaji Thanks Nigerians For ‘Changing The Narrative‘ by Fuckmytoto(f): 6:24pm On Jan 08, 2019
Typical Nigerian bullshit , make a wack video / movie , use money to promote fake hype then boom you're on the news !, the only thing special about this wack is that it's on Netflix which it only earned with money!

11 Likes 1 Share

Car Talk / Re: Byton's M-byte Is The 1st Production Car To Have A Touchscreen On Steering Wheel by Fuckmytoto(f): 1:09pm On Jan 08, 2019
Bbb
Romance / Re: Why are white Americans so cool? by Fuckmytoto(f): 2:43am On Jan 08, 2019
Ilamina:


I fantasize about all men not just white men

I like Jamaican men

You're a troll

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 17
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.