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Romance / Re: My Landlady Disgraced Me In Church Today. by funkydoc11: 2:31pm On Dec 06, 2015
U dey church dey think of babe wey don promise you free gonking, still u no believe say your case pass prayer. Dis sickness wey ur moniker define na strong tin o!

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Flaunts Her Backside In New Photo by funkydoc11: 1:55pm On Dec 03, 2015
Johnny dey wicked o.

Johnny chop all this and still has time to go give Uche belle.

End - time ukwu.

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Crime / Re: Teenage Prostitution Takes Over Ekiti State by funkydoc11: 1:48pm On Dec 03, 2015
Nigerian reporters!! I don't see no teenage prostitution in this report. Over here in Switzerland, such is referred to as Juvenile delinquency.

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Politics / Re: JTF Kill 9 IPOB Members In Onitsha - Vanguard by funkydoc11: 7:14pm On Dec 02, 2015
The protesters definitely have a point, but the manner of expression is faulty. However, a government that has no problems killing its own people is also faulty.
Given it's an open secret that Nigeria is a failed state, who can blame Biafrans for wanting a way out- after all, it may not be as bad as it already is in Nigeria.
The coming days are very crucial. How Buhari handles this matter may be one of the yardsticks for judging his government. Violence is certainly not the way. Pretending also that the problem is a minor issue could also be a terrible miscalculation.
Violence is not an option!!!
Buhari, the world is watching!

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Car Talk / Re: Can This Hilarious Sign Post Deter Drivers From Over Speeding? - OMG by funkydoc11: 4:33pm On Nov 04, 2015
Naija drivers be like: "God forbid. Ehn? No be my portion!! ".



Continues speeding.

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Politics / Re: Imo Assembly Workers Lock-out Corpse Of Ex-speaker Over Unpaid Salaries by funkydoc11: 3:21pm On Oct 15, 2015
I was in Owerri over the weekend while ewu-awusa was busy socialising with his real brothers. What immediately strikes you in Owerri is the very bad condition of roads and the resultant hold - ups all over the town. Add to that the incessant complaints of unpaid salaries and then the fact that the state government is owing so much. One can not help but ask 'Rochas (whatever that means!)!!! what is going on?!!! And to think that my people will endure this another 4 years....

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Autos / Re: Dear Sir/ma Buy Your Europe/American Clean and cheap Car From Cotonou by funkydoc11: 7:20pm On Jun 19, 2015
good evening sir. I really admire your diligence in rendering prompt replies to your prospective customers. Pls, could you give me an idea of what to budget for any of these? I should make a choice in a couple of weeks-
1. 2008 highlander
2. 2010 Camry LE
3. 2010 Camry LE V6

THANKS A LOT.
Sports / Re: #UCLfinal: 5 Reasons Why Juve Will Shock Barca Tomorrow! by funkydoc11: 6:59pm On Jun 05, 2015
Dear Op, Pirlo and Moratta are just two of 22 very good players. What you said of Pirlo is also applicable to Xavi, arguably the best midfielder of his generation. Messi, himself would be extra motivated in order to get one over his arch-rival, Ronaldo, and I'm sure even you wouldn't bet against him. Luis Enrique too, would want to make his own name. Truth be told, this is a very tough one to call. The two teams are actually closer than most people think.

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Politics / Re: How Central Bank Officials Defrauded Nigeria Of N8 Billion – EFCC by funkydoc11: 4:07pm On May 31, 2015
If this is the change we have been clamouring for, it's definitely a welcome development for EFCC to prosecute.
Phones / Re: Etisalat Nigeria Statement On Fuel Scarcity by funkydoc11: 1:39pm On May 25, 2015
Anybody who puts his hope in glo is like someone building on a sea shore. Even with fuel and electricity, that network is still far too epileptic.
Autos / Re: Buy Your Car In Cotonou Through Chucky Autos, We Guaranty Your Peace Of Mind by funkydoc11: 9:34am On May 17, 2015
Thanks for your prompt replies. I'd really love to know the current price of a very clean toks Toyota Camry 2007/2008 LE V6 model for purchase at the end of the month. This will greatly assist me in planning as I currently have 1.8 on ground. Thanks.
Autos / Re: Silver 2009 Toyota Camry For Sale (toks). N2.350M by funkydoc11: 4:51pm On May 12, 2015
So how do you want us to believe this is 2009?
Car Talk / Re: Ghastly Car Accident In Makurdi. Benue State Capital. Photos by funkydoc11: 6:07pm On Apr 23, 2015
embarassed embarassed

"NO HURRY IN LIFE". How Ironic

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Celebrities / Re: 8 Popular Nigerian Faces Doing The 'Unusual' In Public [photos] by funkydoc11: 12:52pm On Apr 17, 2015
APC PROPAGANDA THREAD ALERT!!
Romance / Re: Bosoms Sagging by funkydoc11: 11:40pm On Apr 11, 2015
breastfeeding no doubt
Family / Re: Nagging Wife — When Nagging Gets Out Of Control by funkydoc11: 12:14pm On Apr 10, 2015
a nagging wife would surely make her husband make several strange decisions which could ultimately be detrimental to their family life. Living with a nagging woman is not easy as it can surely shorten one's life
Religion / Re: GODWIN; Gospel Or Secular??? by funkydoc11: 6:54pm On Apr 09, 2015
Good question o. I've been thinking...

















Does it mean that any month wey alert no enter, godu don lose be dat This kain song fit drive people from all these churches wey dey preach riches et al, especially for those places where those PDP governors no dey pay salary.
Why dem no go drive am? Even pastor no want bad market.

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Forum Games / Re: Drop A Seven Lettered Word And We'll Make Three New Words From It. by funkydoc11: 12:58am On Mar 02, 2015
bluehorizo:

alarm,liar,rail
Cursory


sorry, soy, curry


phallus
Forum Games / Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by funkydoc11: 12:49am On Mar 02, 2015
fairygeh:
By the power vested in me as the queen of this thread,I declare myself the winner

ok
Celebrities / Re: Quilox Night Club Addresses MI's Tweets. by funkydoc11: 11:44pm On Mar 01, 2015
OK. so na wetin happen? After him don hail them finish, they still f**kd up his style. MI, no worry, u go finish dem for your next album.

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Autos / Re: 2002 Volkswagen Passat (wagon) (tokunbo) in Port Harcourt by funkydoc11: 8:18pm On Feb 18, 2015
2002 are you for real?
Politics / Re: Taraba State Speaker , Slumps And Dies by funkydoc11: 12:38pm On Nov 04, 2013
First to comment!!! Er er er er...what do i say
May his soul, gentle or not, rest in peace. Amen!
Islam for Muslims / Re: Would You Marry A Second Wife If You Were Wealthy? by funkydoc11: 8:13pm On Oct 31, 2013
Poor man's thread!
Phones / Re: 2go Or Whatsapp: Which Do You Prefer? by funkydoc11: 7:15am On Oct 16, 2013
#TeamBadoooooooooo!!!
Romance / Re: How Would You Define A 'cheap Girl'? by funkydoc11: 6:37pm On Dec 11, 2012
'Cheap' is a state of mind. Even d 'expensive' girls have been cheap at one time or d other. Thep roblem is dat some girls are always in this state.

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