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Programming / Re: 2d Top Down Game Looking For Members by fx02(m): 10:37am On Oct 28, 2014
I tried to reach you via, emails, for some reason you cant receive emails or something else. Get in touch inbox me your number, i'd like u s to talk.
Properties / Re: Land In Abuja-for 25% Less Than Current Value by fx02(m): 5:51pm On Mar 25, 2010
Sounds fantastic, is it for real?

I'll give you a call.
Business / Re: Looking For Money To Fund That Bizz Idea? by fx02(m): 10:25am On Mar 15, 2010
We have so far invited only 3 people for interviews, that will be commencing soon. Still looking out for more.

If you know you have a fantastic idea that with a business plan on how to achieve this, do a mail to phenominalideas@gmail.com
and you just might be lucky to get the funding you've always wanted if it meets our criteria.

Good Luck all.
Business / Re: I Need Loan For My Business Can Anybody Help? by fx02(m): 10:21am On Mar 15, 2010
Send a mail to phenominalideas@gmail.com.

or better yet take look at this topic, might be of help https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-409383.0.html

cheers
Business / Re: Looking For Money To Fund That Bizz Idea? by fx02(m): 11:40am On Mar 11, 2010
@ Omolayo, you can do an email to phenominalideas@gmail.com and we'll get in touch with you same day.
cheers.

@Dr.Kitaun , Everyone is entitled to their opinions and we cant satisfy the world even if we try. cheers
Business / Re: Looking For Money To Fund That Bizz Idea? by fx02(m): 10:50pm On Mar 09, 2010
We have replied the emails that have come in for the past 3days.

Those who qualified so far have been notified, and those who didn't have also been notified, we are still looking forward to more entries as interviews will begin next week.

Thank you for your time so far.
Business / Re: Looking For Money To Fund That Bizz Idea? by fx02(m): 10:31pm On Mar 08, 2010
@Erastus75,  i have seen your mail and a couple of others, we'll be going through mails and responding tomorrow.

@ the rest who sent in emails, ,  we'll also be responding tomorrow to let you know the next steps if you qualify.

@Sarojini ,  we'll not have time to follow up on everyone, maybe in future we might cater for the smaller ones, for now these are the ones we can handle.

For those who are still interested, feel free to send in your proposals and pls follow the guidelines, make it clear cut and short, when we have an interview and sign the non disclosure agreement, we can take the comprehensive versions. Thank you.
Business / Re: Looking For Money To Fund That Bizz Idea? by fx02(m): 7:33pm On Mar 07, 2010
@Naijacutie,  thanks for your response and certainly we will sign the Non disclosure documents.

And we expect who ever owns the ideas that pass the test to be in the forefront when it comes to implementation.

We are also interested in Financing bankable L.P.O's.
Business / Looking For Money To Fund That Bizz Idea? by fx02(m): 3:07pm On Mar 07, 2010
Hello Nairalanders,

After reading from the beautiful insights and opportunities in this forum, my friends and i have decided to put up a Fund for brilliant business ventures that can be long term and profitable.

We are interested in partnering with anyone with a solid viable business idea and please only serious minded people will be shortlisted and invited for interviews.

Conditions

1. Your business must be genuine and legal
2. You must have detailed business plan (although we can help if the idea is phenomenal)
3.  Your business plan cost should fall between N500k and N5million.

Serious persons only can send an email to phenominalideas@gmail.com. You will get a response within 24hrs and an invitation within 7days if your business is deemed viable.
Business / Looking For Funds For Your Business? by fx02(m): 2:55pm On Mar 07, 2010
Hello Nairalanders,

After reading from the beautiful insights and opportunities in this forum, my friends and i have decided to put up a Fund for brilliant business ventures that can be long term and profitable.

We are interested in partnering with anyone with a solid viable business idea and please only serious minded people will be shortlisted and invited for interviews.

Conditions

1. Your business must be genuine and legal
2. You must have detailed business plan (although we can help if the idea is phenomenal)
3.  Your business plan cost should fall between N500k and N5million.

Serious person only can send an email to phenominalideas@gmail.com. You will get a response within 24hrs and an invitation within 7days if your business is deemed viable.
Culture / Big Brother Africa III : Where Is Our Culture Headed? by fx02(m): 1:12pm On Aug 28, 2008
In Africa today, or should I say the world over, television reality shows are stealing the audience, the ratings are busting through the roof and the actors or should I say the participants depending on the one you are watching are gaining all the popularity while the producers are smiling to the banks.
Let me narrow down what I want to talk about to Africa, The Ultimate Search ended a few weeks ago with the top guy cashing a whooping N7million naira and a brand new jeep, which I don’t really mind, considering what they go through in the jungle for weeks of bad weather threats of wild life and poor diet, not to talk of test of skill and strength.
The Intern or Apprentice Africa, these also have good reviews and a wide audience especially in the corporate world, where youths are tested in marketing and managerial skills, with real life tasks of delivering for the said organization and the winners end up having a very good job coupled with the cash price and the brand new car to go along with it. Beautiful show too and sending out very positive vibes of how being the top notch problem solver in the corporate world can give you an outstanding life style.

Then there is the one in the entertainment industry, Next Movie Star, this has to do with the participants going through classes from respected actors in the industry and they get to act out short clips and the with time the best amongst them is giving a contract to star in a movies, with the other goodies that is attached to being the top actor/actress, there is dancing with the stars, behind the scenes with rock bands, behind the scenes with models and a host of other out there, but the one that has pricked my interest the most is arguably the most popular one in Africa till date and I am yet to get the aim or the goal of the whole show, when what I see is an obvious arrangements towards getting the house mates to engage in sexual promiscuity on live television, come to think of it what sells most on T.V these days .
Let me try and describe the whole scenario, they come into the house, six boys and six girls, youths with hormones pumping like wild fire, desperate to win the prize money of 100,000USD, knowing the craziest in the house or better still the wildest, which means taking showers naked on live television, For 91 days, 12 housemates selected from Angola, Botswana, Ghana, Malawi, Namibia, Nigeria, Kenya, South Africa, Uganda, Tanzania, Zambia and Zimbabwe will live together in the Big Brother House in Johannesburg, under the lenses of viewers across Africa. Each housemate will scheme and play the game hard in order to be the last man or woman standing to win 100,000 US dollars; while audiences watch every minute and every second of their lives in the house live on satellite TV. Not forgetting those hot and steamy shower hours where everything comes off in the full glare of the Big Brother lenses, and the organizers of the show in order to make this happen, they arrange a cozy, luxury two bedroom apartment with small rooms, and share the participants to be 3boys and 3girls to a room and they are welcomed with enough food, drinks, cigarette and music to swing into the mood of getting to know each other fast enough for action to start taking place in the house.

Funny thing is, I find it really fascinating how watching a group of people sitting around, talking, eating and sleeping? Can be entertaining, yet you get millions of fans going to bed late, because they are waiting for the housemates to go to bed first or hoping some action like what happened in the last edition will reoccur, some might say it’s the Shower Hour( the most watched session), but the truth remains, its gets a lot of fans hooked to the screen, even me…(lol) sometimes.
Thing is, I am still trying to find out what the real aim of the whole show is without sounding discriminatory, because I actually sent a text message subscribing for the channel from DSTV.

While I’d love to get your views about the program, because I remember there was a serious scandal in the last edition about the Nigeria girl (Ofuneka) being sexually molested, giving BBA negative reviews from around the world, I am also seeing a safe net being applied by the producers, which is, these shows are transmitted directly into the homes of viewers that consciously and knowingly subscribed for the program. Furthermore, the digital providers avails you the option of locking the station, so when you complain, you are more or less like someone complaining about the nude scenes in a Indecency movie you bought from a film shop. Plus, house mates always know what they are getting into before & during audition and are also well counseled before the real show actually begins.

My questions are what is the average Africa youth to benefit from Big Brother Africa which without a doubt has become one of the most followed reality series in Africa and M-net, producers of the show got massive auditions across the 12 countries for season 3. BBA2 received over 900,000 SMS messages; over 14 million registered page impressions and over 4 million viewed video clips on the show’s website and which of course means the organizers of this show are really smiling to the banks each season. My other question now being what value is being delivered? Or are we being westernized to the point where we aimlessly follow a show that is immoral and a vehicle encouraging immorality and promiscuity… but whatever you views are, if you are watching (like I am), it means you asked for what you are getting.

culled from , felixekpa.com
TV/Movies / Big Brother Africa III : Where Are We Headed? by fx02(m): 1:02pm On Aug 28, 2008
In Africa today, or should I say the world over, television reality shows are stealing the audience, the ratings are busting through the roof and the actors or should I say the participants depending on the one you are watching are gaining all the popularity while the producers are smiling to the banks.
Let me narrow down what I want to talk about to Africa, The Ultimate Search ended a few weeks ago with the top guy cashing a whooping N7million naira and a brand new jeep, which I don’t really mind, considering what they go through in the jungle for weeks of bad weather threats of wild life and poor diet, not to talk of test of skill and strength.

The Intern or Apprentice Africa, these also have good reviews and a wide audience especially in the corporate world, where youths are tested in marketing and managerial skills, with real life tasks of delivering for the said organization and the winners end up having a very good job coupled with the cash price and the brand new car to go along with it. Beautiful show too and sending out very positive vibes of how being the top notch problem solver in the corporate world can give you an outstanding life style.

Then there is the one in the entertainment industry, Next Movie Star, this has to do with the participants going through classes from respected actors in the industry and they get to act out short clips and the with time the best amongst them is giving a contract to star in a movies, with the other goodies that is attached to being the top actor/actress, there is dancing with the stars, behind the scenes with rock bands, behind the scenes with models and a host of other out there, but the one that has pricked my interest the most is arguably the most popular one in Africa till date and I am yet to get the aim or the goal of the whole show, when what I see is an obvious arrangements towards getting the house mates to engage in sexual promiscuity on live television, come to think of it what sells most on T.V these days .

Let me try and describe the whole scenario, they come into the house, six boys and six girls, youths with hormones pumping like wild fire, desperate to win the prize money of 100,000USD, knowing the craziest in the house or better still the wildest, which means taking showers naked on live television, For 91 days, 12 housemates selected from Angola, Botswana, Ghana, Malawi, Namibia, Nigeria, Kenya, South Africa, Uganda, Tanzania, Zambia and Zimbabwe will live together in the Big Brother House in Johannesburg, under the lenses of viewers across Africa. Each housemate will scheme and play the game hard in order to be the last man or woman standing to win 100,000 US dollars; while audiences watch every minute and every second of their lives in the house live on satellite TV. Not forgetting those hot and steamy shower hours where everything comes off in the full glare of the Big Brother lenses, and the organizers of the show in order to make this happen, they arrange a cozy, luxury two bedroom apartment with small rooms, and share the participants to be 3boys and 3girls to a room and they are welcomed with enough food, drinks, cigarette and music to swing into the mood of getting to know each other fast enough for action to start taking place in the house.

Funny thing is, I find it really fascinating how watching a group of people sitting around, talking, eating and sleeping? Can be entertaining, yet you get millions of fans going to bed late, because they are waiting for the housemates to go to bed first or hoping some action like what happened in the last edition will reoccur, some might say it’s the Shower Hour( the most watched session), but the truth remains, its gets a lot of fans hooked to the screen, even me…(lol) sometimes.
Thing is, I am still trying to find out what the real aim of the whole show is without sounding discriminatory, because I actually sent a text message subscribing for the channel from DSTV.

While I’d love to get your views about the program, because I remember there was a serious scandal in the last edition about the Nigeria girl (Ofuneka) being sexually molested, giving BBA negative reviews from around the world, I am also seeing a safe net being applied by the producers, which is, these shows are transmitted directly into the homes of viewers that consciously and knowingly subscribed for the program. Furthermore, the digital providers avails you the option of locking the station, so when you complain, you are more or less like someone complaining about the nude scenes in a Indecency movie you bought from a film shop. Plus, house mates always know what they are getting into before & during audition and are also well counseled before the real show actually begins.

My questions are what is the average Africa youth to benefit from Big Brother Africa which without a doubt has become one of the most followed reality series in Africa and M-net, producers of the show got massive auditions across the 12 countries for season 3. BBA2 received over 900,000 SMS messages; over 14 million registered page impressions and over 4 million viewed video clips on the show’s website and which of course means the organizers of this show are really smiling to the banks each season. My other question now being what value is being delivered? Or are we being westernized to the point where we aimlessly follow a show that is immoral and a vehicle encouraging immorality and promiscuity… but whatever you views are, if you are watching (like I am), it means you asked for what you are getting.

culled from felixekpa.com
Career / 5 Minutes Management Training by fx02(m): 11:51am On Mar 22, 2008
I want to share a few tips on management training.

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. Then she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel. After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband ask, ‘Who was that?”It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies. ‘Great, ‘the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister but the flesh is weak. ‘Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish. ”Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’ Puff! She’s gone. ‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life. ‘Puff! He’s gone .’OK, you’re up, ‘the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not. ‘So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy. ”Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings? ‘replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients. ‘The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Sh*t might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there,

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
(3) And when you’re in deep sh*t, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
(4) Not everyone love to see you happy.

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

culled from , felixekpa.com
Literature / Re: Who's Blogging by fx02(m): 1:10pm On Mar 06, 2008
www.felixekpa.com , you'll find this very interesting

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