emmyeuler1: he didnt use awaiting result.....he had 9 distinctions including A1 in maths,chm,phy,f/maths,geo....his english was a B3

no wonda

Daniel0sas:
Ehh shooooh Ч✆u b masscomm too?abeg gve me ur 2go or bbm pin.danie0sas(2go)bbm-25d31651.we will get thr.Any masscomm in d auz? 4 3rd sept.

ADEXISTIC mai 2go

Detivo: guy is d same place we ar riting d xam.

same day ryt.. Add mai 2go let rub mind jare ADEXISTIC

Daniel0sas:
Masscomm W̶̲̥̅̊н̣̣̣̝̇̇̇@̤̥̣̈̊̇†̥̣̣̣̇̇̇ abt Ч✆u??

oboi we be same ooo dats y our tym is d same sha

Daniel wats ur course?

Daniel0sas:
3rd is also my schedule@mechanical buildn or so.it seems d exam s gonna b pencil and paper type.

yap u re ryt coz we re ask to cum with HB PENCIL. Abi

3rd is mai exam @ SENATE 5th floor any pesn gng deir to?

notime3555: bosss i don hear oooo bt u no accept me ooo abg u snd yah request notime3555

igba yi laro, i no accept u or u no send.. ADEXISTIC

michaeltotti: mur dan four tyns ooo..5,virginity cnt b regain once lost...6.balloon also..once prick

michaeltotti kare soti gbo.

**AN INTERESTING STORY**
A young lady was waiting forher
flight in the boarding room of a
big airport. As she would need to
wait many hours, she decided to buy
a book to spend her time. She also
bought a packet of cookies. She sat
down in an armchair, in the VIP
room of the airport, to rest and read in peace. Beside the armchair where
the packet
of cookies lay, a man sat down
inthe next seat, opened his
magazine and started reading.
When she took out the first cookie,
the man
took one also.
She felt irritated but said nothing.
She just thought:
“What a nerve! If I was in the
mood I would punch him for
daring!” For each cookie she took,
the man took one too.
This was infuriating her but she
didn’t want
to cause a scene. When only one
cookie remained, she thought: “ah...
What
would this abusive man do now?”
Then, the man, taking the last
cookie, divided it into half, giving
her one half.
Ah! That was too much! She was
much too angry now! In a huff,
she
insulted the man, took her book, her
things and stormed to the boarding
place. When she sat down in her
seat, inside
the plane, she looked into her bag to
take her eyeglasses, and, to her
surprise, her packet of cookies was
there,
untouched, unopened! She felt so
ashamed!! She realized that she was
wrong... She had forgotten that
her cookies were in her bag. The
man had shared his cookies with
her, without feeling angered or
bitter. ...while she had been very
angry, thinking
that she was sharing her cookies
with him.
And now there was no chance to
explain herself...nor to apologize.”



There are 4 things that you cannot
recover.
The stone......after the throw!
The word......afterit’s said!
The occasion..... after the loss!
The time......afterit’s gone!
Be careful and be patient
ALWAYS coz IT PAYS TO BE
PATIENT.

Taylor184: oyaaaaaa......Senior boy lol
No vex,oga mi...Chop ebure

@buzyguy abi wetn be ur name gan oro to so yen u knw dat its heavy dat ur kinkini mouth bt make i use omo igboro voice 4 u small #tick# gbagbe if na face to face ish dnt tnk i be one kind fear fear pesn, u shud be appy dis s appeng on Nl nd nt reality.... Ma wo oro daada check mai post well abeg dnt quote mai word in ur lyf again...

If pesn dn dey shine teeth 2much arifin mama wo...

So just kip mute nd face wat u came here 4

Taaa u dis OLD nigga claiming YOUNG...

Dr.'Hesjay:
Boss,when commenting on people's post,you seriously have to use simple terms sometimes.....especially for people you don't knw and who do not in any way say bad abt you...
He simply replied you in a simple way....i see no reason why you should put this up for him...
We don't know who is who on the thread and always remember its not all of us on this thread that are 'boys' as you called him even tho we have babies like me...
.
.
Lets keep peace pls!

me putng up one of mai pranks nd he fall 4 it, so i gat no choice dan to continue wit d pranks, lyk criously he dn tay wey i cause walaha 4 dis NL ooo Lolz!

buzyguy: mini ov dz?wetn dey wrng 4ur medulla ganan sef wey b sae u no fit quote responsibly.lemi jxt leav dat'

dnt mak me say wot ha i dnt wonu sae

if na play ha goe kw sae na play bt dss noooooooooo

mio rare sotiyo se oti jeun ni mo raye. wen u stop ratng tell me.... Muntula. Boi

Dr.'Hesjay:
@fynest
That guy is right o,UNILAG merit list is for people who meet merit,catchment and elds..
All my frnds whose name are on the list met ogun and osun cutoff but didnt meet merit cutoff and they have all been admitted!

i also knw dats d way it ought to be coz catchment ctmark is still merit na bt just lyk a bonus to d state indigenes, bt u knw wat make me to start doubtng if UNILAG really implement dat is because mai guy name no show 4 d list...dats y ayam baffle nd kinda annoy... Na im cause am...

DONMAYOR19: hey guy try and give regard 2 people 4 once, I try 2 correct you not an insult, do U̶̲̥̅̊ tink dat all wot U̶̲̥̅̊ said hear must b correct? Or U̶̲̥̅̊ tink U̶̲̥̅̊ above every1?...I can never give out any gullible infor here, I only said wot I knw. If U̶̲̥̅̊ don't knw now, put this in ur mind that the names unilag just release comprises those that meet up the merit,catchment and ELD state, if U̶̲̥̅̊ don't believe me, den 4get...I gat notin 2 prove 2 U̶̲̥̅̊...takia

werin do ur head?? I only ask u questn then u start typng POEM 4 me wat s mai buz. Wit all dat u wrte naw?? Ansa mai questn nd stop actng lyk a bairn

why s mai guy mesopolitan name nt on d list? Nd he meet d catchment ctmark?? If u cnt ansa me den dnt reply me again.

Mesopo show face 4 UI thread i won make u put mouth 4 dis mata deir....

Be careful dnt say wat u dnt knw.

DONMAYOR19: unilag merit and catchment list are always on d same list, then after dat is supp and that their diploma list+direct entry list....

so y did sum1 dat meet catchment ctmark;s name nt on deir merit list(unilag)??

buzyguy: habar,oau releases lists batch by batch merit 1st nd odaz follow lyk 3 lists hall2geda nt 1nc

kilon ha e lenu u dnt undastand wat am saying go bk and read d post...

Anyone dat meet merit/catchment ctmark wud c deir name on merit list dats OAU method bt unilag release d list seperately do u get me naw?.....

2nd list is 4 dose dat didnt meet deir dptment ctmark nd where gvng anoda course.etc...

Una congrat ooooo happy 4 all dose dat made it nt easy

benatex: OMO I DON ENTER ALRDY NAW,ONCE YOU GET 60 AND ABOVE,U WIL B AUTOMATICALLY ADMITTED,d rest is for u to meet d cutoff of d course u picked,it’s either i end up studyin Elect eng or Engineering Physics. BABA GOD,NA ELECT ELECT I WANT O,PLS GV IT TO ME

as u proclaim so shall it be...

Dnt panic

Mesopotamia: Unilag adm list z out.....ma name wasn't on it.....

i tnk Unilag wud release anoda list base on catchment coz Unilag method is nt lyk Oau Dat group bth catchment nd merit on same list...

Mismak:

sumao....coz of ur nawtiness acts*..winkz

really? #frown face# oya dey go

benatex: FOR THOSE OF THAT TACKLED ME,no pee, its expected. You think being among d 2500 out of d 8000+ human beings that got admission into d oau predegree program is easy,u think payin a school fees of 150k and being pressurized by ur parents and peers is easy,u think scoring 231 in jamb is easyu think scaling tru 9months in a strange land is easy,u think being among d 800 out of 2500 to get 60percent and above is easy,u think THINKING of what electronics/electrical engineering cutoff will be is easy. Well i congratulate those dat passed d post ume cutoff,see u at d top. Too bad i had a 199 in d post jamb. God knows Y. Bless u Tola,fynestboii,samtolly,chiamaka,others

ehya sowi i tot as much dat post tone is dat of frustratn...

U knw wat just believe in urself walahi u dn enta congrat..come nd take presidential handshake #shakes him#

zezeny: Unilag just released its Merit Admission List. If u chose dem check urs here http://unilag.edu.ng/pages.php?page=2013-2014-admission-list

whao whao gat to go celeb wit mai padi nd padies..

Samtolly4JESUS: my sister, Oau released Law 2012 list January this year.


Oau listens to no one.

confirm

Chiamaka01: Whoa! Did i just start a new page? This is an evidence of good things to come.

enjoy it y it last dearie..

Chiamaka01: Good news! The UTME Board has ordered all federal, state and private unis in Nigeria to be done with their admissions before October 31st, 2013 in a meeting held in Uyo, Calabar. They said 45% of admissions would be on merit, 35 by catchment and 20 for ELDS.

dis s nt gudnews jhor

Whao hmmmm gud one

Olastep1: List of Artistes who performed various times in OAU last semester:

Lace, Black Magic, Dammykrane, Sean Tizzle and May D —Etisalat

Parma Percy Paul — Baptist Student Fellowship [BSF]

There were so many stage shows by OAU artistes especially during etisalat promo draw in which a guy won a picato car. What you may probably not know is that the student (fisayo) who won it is actualy the second draw winner. The first draw winner was reported to be writing a test in Chem Engr LT thereby nullifying his luck that day!.

There are other christian shows organised by University Joint Christian Mission [UJCM], a christian body comprising of more than 26 fellowships on campus.

So, many drama presentations @d Pit theater. Invited to many but never went. Infact, i had a bulk of dramatic arts [DA] students as roommates and blockmates. Alfa Sule is a regular visitor to DA dept. Heard d rumor he's a diploma student of DA.

But sincerly as an advice, most of this shows 'kill' students. They are done at the Amphitheater. Done in the night and stretched till 3-4am. Then, you'l have a 7am lecture. 'Dangerous', i say.




* more interesting bits coming till ASUU calls off their strike *

bros abeg re u on 2go??

papindinho: the programmed robot don ban me once before in Lit and writing section...... So weird.

lool u lucky na its nt edu

Samtolly4JESUS:
Maybe you should just lend ASUU your 3-sim phone....

So we can equip the other two spare slots with Starcomms and Multi-links

lolx dem no fit use am coz dat fit make d strike to be indefinately i mean eternally...

cleverj01: Oluwasinzu i tot u were'nt comin dats y i didnt boda colectin ur fone no. Anyways 2 sadebeauty i ws unable 2 meet her cus my uncle dat brought me 2 d venue ws in a hurry.we go surely jam 4 ui post utme hope say d questions no hard u oh?

wait is lyk ayam confuse u guys bth went 4 IBADANPOLY PUME RYT?