Mismak:

abi nah..na so we see am o..
na sinzu plead if nt i for no comment nor post here again...
anyway, ao r u doin?

really? Werin appen?? Y u gv ya self compulsory hp it nt because of me sha??

Samtolly4JESUS: ASUU -- Strike

MTN Network -- Strike




Now I can see the reason why ASUU has not 'Called' off the strike....

Its Network problem

GBAM #LOBATAN#

Akpors:I love you so much I can't measure
it!
Ekaite: Just say it please!
Akpors: Ok i am a phone and you are my
simcard.Withoutsimcard a phone is
useless so without you i amuseless!
Ekaite: Oh that's so amazing and so
sweet!
Akpors: (To himself) THANK GOD SHE
DOESN'T KNOW THAT SOME CHINA
PHONES CAN EVEN USE 3 SIMCARD!..

Taylor184:
.......Oju lo fi ri,Ntin 4 u....lol

tell im

Jodekss: [b] Seun- Nairaland's GM and his devoted employee...

Seun- hello education moderator...
Education moderator- hi badoo I banned one guy two days ago and it made me happy
Seun- and please did you tell him the reasons for his being banned?
Education moderator-[...at lost, scratching the back side of head with his left hand] eeeeehm...
Seun- eeeehm ain't an answer jo dami loun I don't have much air-time jo...[frowned]
Education moderator-[jittering] Capital NO sir but...but...but honestly I heard it in...in...in mind to tell him but I...I...I was beclouded with the rage to have him banned for...hmmm...
Seun- [curious] for...what...?
Education moderator- ...for rapid postings of too long comments that's all...
Seun- See your yeye life outside... The next time you do that, and he report you, I go ban you patapata from moderating on my Nairaland for goodness sake...[angered]
Education moderator- [sober] Damn, I angered my oga, I shouldn't have banned GLOATKENF jae...

HOWDY MATES, THIS IS MY SPEAR ACCOUNT JAE... WHATSAPP TO ALL... Amen...!?[/b]

lool who tell u say na mod ban u?? Yeye boi..... I dn explain to u na.. Na one mumu robot dey do dat wrk bt a mod fit help u out lobatan.

Oluwatola5: u jxt trust me

i wud try ...

No wonda

michaeltotti: am tyard of jake gan...buh ah beat am yesterday..dt y he went to slip bck liein dt it osun osogbo festival dt let im slip..na lie ooo

Sum pple sha maturity is low?? Just because nbdy could help u get pre degree ctmark ryt? Is dat nt y u tnk maturity scarces 4 here, well well well #majen soro ju#

benatex: O boy,i tire for this thread o,maturity low,see teenagers wey i sure dem don reach 18 19,average 17 sha,haba wetin,make we discussion beta tin na,we no be 12 or 13. If u wanna criticise me you're free,i'd be really hapi if a change can be done. No offence peeps,i still love you all. Abeg about dis predegree cutoff mark,make person help us check senate or giv us gist na.

mtcheew u dn kill ya self even b4 seeing knife, i knw its nt ur fault na frustratn no worri u go soon c pesn dat wud leave wats he s dng to elp u go check senate building......

AKPOS THE TEACHER
Akpos: "who is the minister of
education?"
Children: "Mrs Dame Patience Jonathan"
Akpos: "who is CBN governor?"
Children: "Aliko Dangote"
Akpos; "who is the minister for
information?".
Children: "Mike Adenuga"
Akpos; "who is the minister for sports.
Children: "Stephen keshi".
Akpos: "Correct! who composed the national anthem of
Nigeria"
Children: "wizkid"
Akpos: "correct" what is 2+5?
Children: "25"
Akpos:- "correct" Akpos:-"what is the capital of Nigeria?"
Children: "Abia-umuahia "
Akpos: "correct, Who is d president of
nigeria?".
Children. "General Muhammadu Buhari"
Akpos:. "Correct! Who stopped the killing of twins".
Children: "Psquare"
Akpos: "correct! who is the minister for
women affairs"
Children: "Genevieve Nnaji"
Akpos: "Correct, Who is d governor of Anambra state?
Children. "Baba Tunde Fashola"
Akpos: "Correct!"
Akpos:- "Good! Clap for yourselves...
(children claps) It's gonna Remain like
that until government increases my salary!!!

michaeltotti: antispamboth jux let d tyn tyar mee..av leaarnt ao to b widaot nairaland sev...tyar tyar of evrytyn,tyard of ASUU,tyard of ohm gan..tyard of naija...tyard of tola sev..she dey treaten...

ahahah u nt tayad of NIGGA NI? u nt tayad of JAKE na??

Adegbemigunjosh: Who is the funniest?1. HAUSA man who
removed
his shoes to enter a taxi.....2.IGBO man
who went
to the bank with a spanner to open a bank
account.3.YORUBA man who went to bed
with a
ruler just to know how long he slept....4.
A TIV
man who watched the news and waved at
the
news reader.5. AN EFIK nurse who woke
up a
sleeping patient simply because she forgot
to
give him sleeping pills....6. AN IGALA man
who
lowered his TV volume because he wanted
to
read a text message..7. AN EDO man who
sprayed himself with mortein to keep
mosquitoes
away......8.AN IKWERE man who polished
his shoes
to take a passport photo.9. AN ISOKO man
who
climbed a mango tree to check if the
mango was
ripe enough then came down and started
stoning
it.....10.A FULANI man who chose to drink
Fanta
because he thought sprite was
unripe ........11.A
GWARI man who saw something that
looked like
shit, touched n tasted n said "Hmmm" na
shit
ooo!!! Thank God I no match am....12.AN
IDOMA
man who put his radio inside the
refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to Cool FM.
av a nyc dae

TO ME EHN NON IS FUNNY COZ DIS RE ALL EPITOME OF MUMURITY

papindinho: lolz.... GWARI man ni o

the questn shud ve been WHO MUMU PASS then it goes to GWARI bt abt d funny na all funny...

I notice dis days dat michaelotti is scarce to POST afta been ban twice...... Coz i knw michael wella well well to dose wey antispambot dn stat awardng with adminsn present congrat to una oooo excluding me coz its nt a new tn to me.......

Ghydyon: fynest dnt wori ur mum has a beta plan 4 u.i was going 2ru ha diary den i saw d promise she made 4 u on 25/12/13 dat she want 2 buy u planet pluto once d list is out.***dont let ha knw orelse she wont get it 4 u***

Really

interesting
nodhead

Really?!

Oluwatola5: Dont worry, all d money am collectin 4rm ur dad 4 u, am savin it 2 buy aeroplane 4 u

Samtolly4JESUS: I told him that its antispambot that baaned you and that he should see to it that you're released

me gan dn tell im imediately wen d tn appen gan bt i really dnt knw wat tok im so long....

Oluwatola5: Ur uncle did d changin of Kstraws oo, ur uncle Jakey, he tuk dos ones i imported and replaced dem wif expired ones

since d day mai pman dn go UK IF u wicked me lyk dis u wud look 4 excuse ni shaaaa, dis is anoda one ...... Ok ooooooo...

Wait do u tell im about mmai ban ni?

Samtolly4JESUS: yes, buh for the main time, dey manage this your fYnEsTboII

loolx shey na me u go tell im ni?

Samtolly4JESUS: yes bossman, ayaf send email to olawalebabs, buh he never reply sha

ok naaa let c d outcome...

Samtolly u dn do dat tn??

cleverj01: ahahaha! Funny u y would som1 in dis 21st century wnt no hw 2 pay in money in2 an account

thank God u knw hw to do xo just go to any firstbnk or afribank and pay wit ur full name as written on ur jamb slip along wit ur jamb reg as ur depositor name. And afta dat jost copy d teller numba and enta dis place to fill ur bio data dats were u wuld get ur pin and username


http://www.admissions.ui.edu.ng/formfininfo.php

Ui fall mai hand seriously...

.teee:
Names of all applicants/ candidates for
the Post-UTME exercise will be displayed
on the University’s Website from 17 July,
2013 . Electronic mails (e-mails) and SMS
will be sent to ALL invited candidates.


Does this mean that ui will shortlist/invite candidates this year? Abeg... Make u.i no try that....

check dis one out

ONLYcandidates who scored 200 and above in the 2013/2014 UTME, duly applied for the Post-UTME screening and logged on their data on the University admission portal will be invited for the Post-UTME screening exercise.


Dis shows ui wnt shorlist na Read am dats y 2ndchoice is opt out

ONLY candidates who scored 200 and above in the 2013/2014 UTME, duly applied for the Post-UTME screening and logged on their data on the University admission portal will be invited for the Post-UTME screening exercise.

Names of all applicants/ candidates for the Post-UTMEexercise will be displayed on the University’s Website from17 July, 2013. Electronic mails (e-mails) and SMS will be sent to ALL invited candidates.

bt una is shorlisting na y wuld dey kip 2nd choice out of dis #faint#

Moku oooo ui yaf kill me #faint#

Dr.'Hesjay:
Form is out oo...for first choice...u.i don kee pple

ALLcandidates who chose University of Ibadan as theirSecond Most Preferred Institutionshould look out forinformation on the University website http :// www.ui.edu.ng

.d man just dey brag ni..

Dr Noimat.O:
All universities must use the general cutoff mark given by jamb board,any university found increasing her cutoff mark will be dealt with says DIBU on Thursday on the Daily news paper

am sure dis threat has ntn to do wit UI, UNILAG,OAU.

Guy stop gvng ya self hope dibu said last yr cut off mark remains d same durng an interview on NtA NEWS...

I just dey c how dis jambites dey play c testitomies

i got 198 nw 199
i got 20o nw 199
i got 199 nw 200..oga ooo