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Autos / Parts For Toyota Yaris by Garen(m): 12:26pm On Jan 08, 2008
I am looking for the front grill of a Toyota Yaris 2007 saloon. Contact me on 08035873882 if You've got it.
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Over by Garen(m): 4:13pm On Aug 02, 2007
THINGS TO PONDER

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in", but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?
Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss World

Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by Garen(m): 3:25pm On Aug 02, 2007
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Jokes Etc / Re: Scrabble by Garen(m): 10:12am On Jul 03, 2007
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Politics / Re: President Yar'adua Is Dull? by Garen(m): 8:18pm On Jun 02, 2007
President Yar'adua is not dull at all, if some of the Niger Delta Governors had done half of what he did in Katsina, which is one of the poorest States in Nigeria, they wont be in the mess thet are in now. Please see attachment for some of his excellent achievements.

Politics / Re: Buhari Is A Better Alternative To Yar'Adua by Garen(m): 12:40pm On Jan 31, 2007
Yar'adua is a much better choice for President of Nigeria. As someone mentioned earlier when sworn in he becomes commander in chief and will call all the shots, every public office holder answers to him and then we will begin to see who the boss is. And though he is a Governor in a Sharia state (all states in the north are anyway) Katsina is the only the only state that doesn't sponsor pilgrims on Hajj and the reason given by Yar'adua is that firstly its of no economic value to the state, so why spend scarce resources on that and secondly Hajj is to be particpated in if You can afford it, its not do or die. I can't see anyone better.

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