Afiahomes:
Towerty,how about you change your location?

best advise!

Kingpee2:
Count yourselves lucky ...

yes o! lucky them. they should sharply return to their country. they might not be so Lucky next time

so how was he caught? more detail is needed

Hurpeyemyyy:
Okare alagba faleti alasotan

Hurpeyemyyy:
Okare alagba faleti alasotan

omocalabar:
NO....u are wrong....Equity, Rule of law, Liberty and freedom of choice, information and association are dividend of democracy

your opinion dear

omocalabar:
wat is dividend of democracy?

I believe good road network is one

to me personally Akoko generally are not enjoying any dividend of democracy. went to Oyin Akoko of recent the road is a wash. I don't know what Gov Akeredolu is doing including the local govt chairman

Martin0:

hia Na wa for u ooo

l lie?

Martin have it ever come to your notice or awareness that there are some unseen forces responsible for some of these delay you mention? some ladies don't even have any of the things you listed yet they are 37 upward yet nothing is working and they keep wondering who they offended

Benjom:
My friend here said it's "afowofa" or "edi"... Whatever that means

afowofa - self inflict

edi- being control by unseen forces

Martin0:

OK ooo i fit still change mind oo, u know i work with plan

welcome back matins. where you go? didn't see you online for some days now

frosbel2:



and then what?

Frosbel what is your points? Are you an Antichrist? you want to start freeze part 2 abi? leave Christianity for God and those that knows its depth. stop quoting Bible to confuse people

Thanks Martin0 for the mention. u have been a loyal Friend on this forum. wish we can have more of you here! Merry Xmas in advance

Benita27:
Op, only you?. Anyway, thanks for the mention, and I wish you same and more.

Benita27:
Op, only you?. Anyway, thanks for the mention, and I wish you same and more.

Martin0:

Make u still put ya pics for those single dude's na Abi u nor dey good girl?

am not single o!

ogbeniolola:
Awww I apologize.....some people are just annoying.

no problem Bros

Martin0:


Na wa ooo
Even if we nor dey see ur pics,we know say u don dey shine ooo

Martin0:


Na wa ooo
Even if we nor dey see ur pics,we know say u don dey shine ooo

ogbeniolola:
I am sure you are not romantic!...Are you expecting VP Osinbajo to say to his wife 'heaven is his home' on the day of his wedding anniversary?
You better wake up!....Pastors are human! They have feelings too!

When it's your own wedding anniversary, let your spouse wish you 'heaven is home' o!

don't misquote me ogbeni am only reacting to what the lady wrote

Martin0:

Beta wahala ooo; dem nor con dey see u again diz day's ooo

l dey o my brother

NwaAmaikpe:

Your heart is my home. ?

How can this come from a supposed born-again Pastor?
This is a proof that Prof. Yemi Osinbanjo is just a carnal, lying, impostor. Every true Christian's home is heaven.

wahala dey o

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wetin man go do now [quote author=Martin0 post=62631937]
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wetin man go do now

Martin0:

Nor let dem come carry u oooo;
"Issoright" weldon

Martin0:

Nor let dem come carry u oooo;
"Issoright" weldon

*U.B.A:*
That bank looks like a shrine.. Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It’s only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats… They will be up to like 2 employed but there will be only 1 Cashier who ends up delaying customers.

*GTB:*
This bank has the highest number of customers! The only bank that looks like aba ariaria market. U queue like mofedaku. The only difference is that you see people with suits and pen, they have their wahala but I like them shaa

*Skye Bank:*
Hian! This bank will just be looking like somebody’s bathroom. Very small bank, dem go jampack people like sardines! Their workers no dey even wear suit again probably because of heat… Everybody dey enter the bank with hand fan

*Diamond Bank:*
Only their Lemon Green Colour can make you open 18 accounts with them even if nothing is inside. That is the only thing good about them. They have few branches in cities, their banking hall is like onitsha main market place. But their transfer protocol be like American constitution, simple to transfer with ATM, u go first go sign Non disclosure agreement.

*Zenith bank:*
This one ehn…? The only thing dem know how to do best is to decorate their walls with mirrors. You will just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind you? Sometimes if you enter the bank, you will be confused, you won’t even know which road to follow because everybody is appearing two two for the mirror. I wonder if their CEO is a Crystal palace fan. Just carry crystal glass full everywhere!

*Sterling Bank*
Where do I start from, hmmm this bank looks like eatery, atimes I used to mistake it for where they are selling ice creams, ices and sharwama

*Union Bank:*
Chai! This bank ehn? I cannot fit yab dem because dem old pass my grandpapa!?
Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of Israelites have accounts with Union bank… Their security men sef na old old old papas dem be…. You go enter bank to pay na people with walking stick u go dey see ..

*FCMB*
They are just beautiful women with good attitudes only that all your incomes will just be going for aso ebi and ice cream

*FIDELITY*
That one na bank for retired teacher, the only issue in customer care na about pension, u reach cashier point, one old papa will be withdrawing #45,675, #5 naira will always appear. I wonder if no be that bank dey hold all #5 CBN prints. Infact, they are the only bank whose ATM has pension button.

*FIRST BANK.*
Ah ah ah, this bank can annoy somebody, their first wahala na their door, they will just be screening u like say na jamb office. If you enter nko, queue be like Aba road hold up for port Harcourt, Infact the most annoying tin is some of their workers behaviour, somebody will just be counting #7,000 with machine and #200,000 with ordinary hand. They can screen #1000 like keke people but the good thing about them is their ATM galleries. For that one them try.

*Wema Bank*
that one na fishermen and panel beaters dey go there recently.

*UNITY BANK:*
Make them just return their name back to BANK OF THE NORTH. Because how person go wan enter bank e go come be like say u dey enter Zaria city gate. , everywhere they smell Turare (perfume) even the cashiers speak Hausa with u because u wear Agbada.

*Keystone Bank.*
This bank looks like they are always on strike. The banking hall looks like they only attend to one customer at a time.

*Heritage Bank:*
that one looks like PDP Secretariat after 2015 election. Even their flag is worn out

*Ecobank.*
That one looks like NaijaBet office. Its always jam packed on Fridays only. With lots of branches and many people that speaks amny African languages especially in Lagos branch
Sometime I suspect that bank has something to do with Arsenal FC

*Access bank:*
Na shakara dey worry them. Their account opening process be like application for Canadian visa.

*Stanbic IBTC*
The bank suppose to relocate back to south Africa. Everybody dey speak through their nose seff.

CBN...
I wont say it....You want EFCC to investigate me abii?
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Good morning all.Copied.

she get better friends she get better friends

birds of the same feather.. ...


maybe the juju didn't work for her or they didn't show her the original hence the alarm

too long a post. so baby Samuel has changed their lives for better thank God for that?






but people and miracle sha



the thing tire me.

DopeBoss:
Some Men Are Funny Sha.. How Will U Enjoy The Sex When:
*its Another Mans Wife
* D woman ain't fine
*D bed na boarding school foam

my thought exactly. but some some people are curse with immorality that they don't mind the venue or the environment. they will behave as if possessed. God have mercy

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lol!!

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Martin0:



Waow imagine ooo
She said nobody and nobody is even trying her patience na wa ooo

Abeg I wan try ur patience
Oya wetin u wan do

some post on nairaland na to just waka jeje. imagine this? if you talk now they will insult your great grandfather

vivie01:

Funny

It might be stale to you @gede7744 but the fact is that some pple are just hearing/reading it

thanks jare. some people complain on practically everything