Palema007:
Proudly 10th of October

October 10 as well

na was o

TheCharismaGuy:
Dear potential SIMPs,

1.) If you know the number of simps, who're simping to have a chance at your girlfriend cookie, you will be glad you're not a simp.

2.) If you doubt it, check her Facebook likes.

3.) Know the above & change your life.

if you see the amount of likes and comment my girl pics do generates on Facebook, you will marvel where as I don't even click like let alone commenting and she's still loyal

I can't date a guy that is too fine....I just can't!!!�

lolz �
you don't want to share him with any other girl

DamnNiggar:
Dammnnnnnnn Nigarrrrrrr

Isorighttttttttt

Meanwhile your president don't have FSLC OR WAEC certificate yet he is the president of this shit hole country.

Simply produce your certificate. Buhari hired more than 1000 SANS and they frustrated the case

Just imagine

who is this one?
the only "damn niggarrrr" I know is Slawomirrr.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright... ogbeni your money don come.make them clear road for you..I don first talk am say nor be stone we niggarrrz dey cook..na beans and very soon he go don... Dangote go hear word...we must break Dangote record
Ogbeni go for Rx 350 anyday anytime twice on Wednesday
Na this Rx 350 i want try double my huzzle make i buy for mumsy before August ending...
But Bros op if you get money you fit still collect the two

Although i get Voltron(first pics) and venza( second pics) but me must buy that Rx350...then my sisters go dey use the Voltron...

bro I have been trying to reach you back through the nairaland mail link without a success, or maybe I no sabi use that link.

just go to any State High Court and swear an affidavit stating clearly every of your connection and the Sim card.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr Wetin this oshiomhole want talk now
Probably ize iyamu nor be thief again
Oshiomhole na disgrace

Bros abeg e get wetin dey really worry me way I want discuss with you.

hakeemhakeem:


1 their is not a conspiracy btw you and your father,he is old you are young
2 they want the kingship to last long in your community
3 try to talk to them concerns second wife but as tradition king married more wives even in Asia
4 if you cook for the village people they will finishes it but if village people cook for you, you can't finish it

I smell selfishness in your advice, how can they choose him over his father?

IbrahimSkiba:




Thanks. But I'm not a bro.

oh, sorry sis

IbrahimSkiba:



Sometimes I feel so alone.
Sometimes I really get sad and ask so many questions.
Sometimes I am meant to believe that love doesn't actually really exist.
Sometimes I really get scared of being a failure, even after graduating and also serving, but no job.

Now Op is asking what's the thing your parents has done that you now that you won't ever forget.

Now here mine. My dad

I'll always be grateful to God for giving him the grace to see me through school.
I'll forever be indebted to him.


Now here's why I can never forgive my dad
Prior to this day, I've always endured harsh treatment from my dad but I never thought he would go to this extent to show his level of hatred for me and my siblings
So two months ago, my dad and his wife had me and my siblings locked up for a crime we didn't commit, she told my dad that we took her pant, I know it sounds absurd,, I actually thought he was joking, when he said, we would confess. before I knew it, four Red beret officers arrived and told us that we were under arrest, shuoo

Na so dem bundle us go lock us up. At the end the truth came out. I left home. I promised never go to back home.

Now to my mom.
We agreed on selling a piece of land, and from the proceed, I intended on starting a small business from my own share of the money, which was supposed to be 500k, but can you believe that, my mom sold the land for 2.5m and she didn't tell us. .and now ever since then, he line has been switched off
She doesn't pick up calls anymore.

I heard she used the money to get herself a ride. Without considering her children.

I vow to make it big in this life.

I don't care the means.. I must make it.

sorry bro, I really feel for you.

you mean your boyfriend is not doing you anything bad and you want to leave him for another guy?
should we tell her??
it will end in tears

in as much as we all know that they want him out, the United States will not level any allegations without concrete evidence. I have hardly see anyone coming out clean out of Trump's USA led administration accusations.

just keep f**king and digging her toto without mercy and find a worthy lady you can accord all your love to.

Babatunde40:

Yes. I registered as Nigerian

ok, thanks

Babatunde40:


Any European country is good. US and Canada are the best options. You can contact anybody from these countries.

Start by contacting people who are online on Bit Mistress. You can see the green tick beside a profile. The Green tick shows the person is online now. It will help you get fast replies. When contacting them, just act normal like you are asking a girl out. After a few days, ask for their whatsapp number. Once you have successfully taken the person to whatsapp, you are good. Call them daily, message them regularly. Just do it normally. Build good relationship and friendship. Then you can make requests. This whole process will take a week.

bro please can I register as Nigeria been my country? hope them knowing that one is a Nigeria will not make them shift their attention away from my profile??

kingssmith:
I can teach you importation of phones and anything importation...with gadget Imports you make extra 300k plus monthly....you canstart with as low as 50k to 200k

bro please can you help me and put me through? am interested in importation business

Jack500:
This foolish minister should just shut up, what can be worse than what we are already in now, no testing in kogi yet no one is falling and die.

Corona virus won't gain hold here, u fools should open up the economy.

please are you from Kogi state? coz am from there

seanwilliam:
person wey efcc dey find that year.. he was the hottest for abk( not richest ) that year.. I hear say he go jam minister for dating..
And that guy no sabi anything atall.. na luck fall on am sha... zlatan self respect am die.. cos he came to mapoly that time..

bro please teach me work, I want to try and cash out

theDEVILisHERE:


Let leave talk here
To me u clearly didn't follow the game pre2005 else we wouldn't be having this argument
U can keep ur Sentiments but What I told u is facts.
Clear facts

which facts?
how can you be comparing Henry with likes of Zidane, Ronaldinho, and co. You even said Henry at best is better than Messi and Cr7 at best.
oga becareful o

theDEVILisHERE:



Rivaldo when he was world best player said Totti was the man
R9 said was Recoba was the best player he saw.
the list goes on
Players speak highly of each other for reasons best known to them, still don't change nothing

Schole is just an average midfielder with shooting power, Fact
There's a reason English players were hardly bought by top clubs in Spain and Italy then
Cause they don't have enough quality
They are just little above average at best
Save for those few who I mentioned
"who the hell is...." of course how would u know
after all u most likely stared watching European footie when dstv came

For us purists who have followed the game for long we don't do Sentiments, we tell u what we see

Weither u vex or not wouldn't Change anything

you are just saying nonsense, do you know that the two dominating clubs in Spanish league mainly buy players outside Spain which gives them the edge over other teams in the their local league mainly from the English league.
The only thing that makes Real Madrid the best team in the world is because they keep buying from the English league,,,, Beckham, Owen, Ruud, Cr7, Bale.... should I continue? why can't they just stick with there Spanish players?
oga carry your sentiment go jare I ain't buying into it.

theDEVILisHERE:


...hatred? lol. I don't have such time

I'm just telling u facts.
Look i followed English league even during their kick and follow days
I had soft spot for quiet some teams even tho back then serie A was the shiit
I even was a fan of the Treble man u team tho I didn't like the too much overhype
So this is nothing personal

If u follow football back then you would know the English and their overhype media
Presently it's not as much as before, I actually think their media is more realistic now

They are too many players I can mention that would shiit on all those British players

I never rated Scholes, people who do are those who didn't really watch football games of other leagues way back then
His talent in not at the level of Redondo, Mendieta, Boban, Mario bastlla, Rui Costa, Veron (in Italy), Edger Davis, Amavisca, Effenberg etc of that era yet he is hyped above them by British media

British players are not naturally gifted, this is a Fact
it's nothing personal

Even Beckham aside he's free kicks is no where close to many midfielders/ wingers of then

Few English players such Le tisser, Mac Manaman, Joe coal (west ham) and to some extent Robbie fowler can be said to have real football talent.
Wishere of Arsenal was promising but...

Without the talent they certainly cannot be better than those who compete at the same level with them then

Schole has shoot power tho, aside that nothing special
not even those so called passes, not for those of us that saw Rui Costa, Veron etc play

oga go and sit down, you are just a pained arsenal fan who is trying to console himself by bringing names of other league players..
who the hell is le-tisser?
who the hell is mcmanama??
who the hell are you gan self to say you never rated Scholes even great players like xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo, Alonso acknowledged his talent. you think football is all about sitting at the back of tv and criticizing professional players?
hope you know what happened to ex great players when they plied their games into coaching? eg Gary Neville, Seedorf and your world best Henry?
oga no allow me vex for you o

theDEVILisHERE:


...hatred? lol. I don't have such time

I'm just telling u facts.
Look i followed English league even during their kick and follow days
I had soft spot for quiet some teams even tho back then serie A was the shiit
I even was a fan of the Treble man u team tho I didn't like the too much overhype
So this is nothing personal

If u follow football back then you would know the English and their overhype media
Presently it's not as much as before, I actually think their media is more realistic now

They are too many players I can mention that would shiit on all those British players

I never rated Scholes, people who do are those who didn't really watch football games of other leagues way back then
His talent in not at the level of Redondo, Mendieta, Boban, Mario bastlla, Rui Costa, Veron (in Italy), Edger Davis, Amavisca, Effenberg etc of that era yet he is hyped above them by British media

British players are not naturally gifted, this is a Fact
it's nothing personal

Even Beckham aside he's free kicks is no where close to many midfielders/ wingers of then

Few English players such Le tisser, Mac Manaman, Joe coal (west ham) and to some extent Robbie fowler can be said to have real football talent.
Wishere of Arsenal was promising but...

Without the talent they certainly cannot be better than those who compete at the same level with them then

Schole has shoot power tho, aside that nothing special
not even those so called passes, not for those of us that saw Rui Costa, Veron etc play

oga go and sit down, you are just a pained arsenal fan who is trying to console himself by bringing names of other league players..
who the hell is le-tisser?
who the hell is mcmanama??
who the hell are you gan self to say you never rated Scholes even great players like xavi, Iniesta, Pirlo, Alonso acknowledged his talent. you think football is all about sitting at the back of tv and criticizing professional players?
hope you know what happened to ex great players when they plied their games into coaching? eg Gary Neville, Seedorf and your world best Henry?
oga no allow me vex for you o

mcjokee:


bros, the guy no sabi ball, you can say henry is one of the players in premiership era but when it comes to world football he no even near Ronaldo de lima not to talk of people like zidane, Ronaldinho or Ronaldo and messi
you can rate henry with people like iniesta, xavi, lampard, Gerard, Figo, eto'o etc but not with Zidane nor Ronaldinho abeg

no mind the guy jare,,,he is just a pained arsenal sentimentalist.

theDEVILisHERE:


..Rooney along with most English players are over hyped clowns
Can't be compared to natural talented players from other places
They would be nobody's in football without them being British and the Media hype, Fact

Quiet strange that English players that are even good don't really get their media hype eg: Le tisser, Stev Mac Manaman, Lampard, Gerrald, Joe coal (west ham)

Henry at 03/04 was the best players in the world performance wise, Fact! same with 04/05
English league was still not rated by FIFA so he lost to Zidane and Ronaldinho respectively
But anyone who really watched things then would tell u no one performed better than Henry those yrs

It is the same type thing that made Eto win ahead of Jay Jay that same period

oga you just keep exposing your hatred towards Man United and its players, we all know british media are known for hyping their players but Rooney was never hyped at all.
And again you mentioned players like le-tisser, lampard, Gerald, Joe coal of westham without mentioning Scholes even though we all know he(Paul Scholes) is slightly ahead of them all as not receiving the media hype? you are just displaying your hatred for Manchester United and nothing more.
There's no way you will mention English football without Rooney's name coming to mind first.

theDEVILisHERE:


..d 4k?!""!??
U compare the Dutch master and former balloon d or winner (European player of d yr 93) to that fat English clown called Rooney?? Blasphemy!

Henry at his best was the best player in the world
Unlucky to lose to Zidane and Ronaldinho due to Sentiments against English league then
Tho Zidane and Ronaldinho are a class of their own and ur Cr7 and Messi of 2 day would certainly not won ahead of those 2 at their prime, Fact

@ topic
Nothing beats that Arsenal trio
Anyone saying otherwise didn't really watch them play (2001-2004/5) or is being sentimental

They are the ones who Wenger used to introduce fast counter attacking football to England
The score counter attacks from defence to attack in less than 30 sec
No team counter attack better than the invincibles

Gifted, technically, skillful, Ruthless, efficient
They play with ease and scored with style
No amount of defending would save u when they're on song
Unstoppable!

you seriously called Rooney a clown? honestly you are joker...btw which year did bergkamp win ballon d'or ?
you ever said that Henry at his best is better than Zidane and Ronaldinho at their best,,, really??

tuzle:
do u know Henry and bergkam has come 2nd and 3rd I'm world best twice and Henry won highest goal scorer in England three times and highest assist in a season and u are there comparing Rooney, c Ronaldo and tevez to that trio

oga with all this you mentioned about Henry, did he even win world best for once? and for bergkamp, no manager will choose him ahead of Rooney. Get it into your head.

Antai123:
Liverpool trio is the best unarguably.

oga leave sentiment and be honest for once, will you choose Salah ahead of Cr7?
will you choose mane ahead of Rooney?
will you choose firminho ahead of Tevez?
abeg jare

Antai123:
Liverpool trio is the best unarguably.

oga leave sentiment and be honest for once, will you choose Salah ahead of Cr7?
will you choose mane ahead of Rooney?
will you choose firminho ahead of Tevez?
abeg jare

timesup234:
The United states is the biggest fraud and criminal entity ever known to mankind. America is the definition of thievery

go and report them to the UN otherwise you are just a fool.

DontCough:
My prayers are he recovers quickly from the bewitched ailment.
No man deserves to lose his precious life, no matter what their earthly deeds are.

even shekau?
Fulani herdsmen??

JAOS:
to those of you here in nairaland YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERS

I think you should even be more insulted than buhari

is it that no one yet has contracted Coronavirus in Kogi state or the state does not simply have any testing center?
I pray it shouldn't get to Kogi coz that stupid governor is not capable oo.

godkiller:
Some people will not like this news.

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