Gadafii:
I found out she watches porn too so we agreed when next she comes around we would watch one together, the act hard barely started when she sneaked her hands inside my shot while she was resting her head on my chest.

I whispered into her ears, "I think we should act our porn too,but no camera" she smiled knowing, and we stopped the videos and spent almost an hour on pre-intimacy.


I like that girl so much because she get same mindset as me, like she's the female version of me, she knows what to do when she's around, she knows what to say when we communicate, when we play too, she know her roles

Sammy101111:
Lol i watch pirate movies part 1 to 3
With my ex on tv nothing bad
It will just help increase your sex life
Lol

There was a hotel i lodged with my ex at Ketu
Na porn movie them they show for tv i wanted to change the channel my babe say make i leave am lol

Geminiboi:


To achieve peace there need to be war. In other words; you cannot know peace without war.

bluebay:
If you can remember very well, First round sex doesn’t last at all. It’s from the second round that does last so maybe he doesn’t want to look lazy to you. He gave the first round to the toilet then wants you to enjoy the longer round .

Rosement:
After falling deeply in love with a guy, I found out, he was a muslim. He was very nice and caring. His behaviour even changed my view about Muslim guys, it made me believe that most Muslim guys are very nice and caring.

When I found out, he was a Muslim, I still wanted to continue the relationship because I did not want to break his heart but I couldn't because I was young and very scared, I thought about my parent, my doctrine and what a lot of people would say. He kept begging me but there was nothing I could do. He was very different, till today, I have not still forgotten him.

definitelyME:
Once upon a time, I organised a house opening party for my newly built duplex somewhere in Lagos to cut the long story short, I told my dad and mom to invite lots of their friends and colleagues to the party(majority of them I knew where really big business men) that I would love for prominent people to attend so that I can make new friends and possibly, really influential business partners ( but only me knows what was in my mind sha )..so fast forward to the D-day.. Men and women in all shapes and colours, trooped in..cars in all sizes also trooped in..I was really surprised. Me that was forming big boy with my range rover evoque, I was really humbled that day.. So as the party went on, prayers and well wishes coming from all corners people eating and drinking.. Like a fighter jet that locks on its target before firing, my eyes locked on this particular beautiful, gorgeous and magnificent creation sitting so focused on her phone.. She didn't even act like she was interested in all what was going on..just so light skinned, quiet and gentle looking( my spec)..without wasting much time I went to where she was sitting, asked if any one was sitting close to her(because there was an empty chair space)and she said yes, her mother.. I was like OK, I wouldn't take much of your time. I would love to just sit and have a brief discussion with you. And she agreed... I introduced my self as Cyril, the celebrant and she introduced herself..as the conversation went on, I got to know she was the daughter of one of my dad's close friends, very rich man like this..

For sometime, we laughed and joked with each other and I noticed my mom one side just gallivanting about for no reason looking at us with one eye and with one kind yeye smile on her face( that woman can be very funny at times. Love you mom)..

We both talked and laughed till It got dark and most people were beginning to head home..so after some time, we exchanged contacts and she bid me farewell with a very charming smile on her face as her and family got into their car and zoomed off..I could remember later that night, my mama refused to sleep and leave me alone ohh..asking me silly questions about my conversation with her ..

We dated for almost two years and I was really happy knowing that our relationship was endorsed by both my parents and hers...we had lots of fun together prior to marriage and by Gods grace we are blessed with two wonderful kids..

And that is how I met my wife...feel free to share yours.

definitelyME:
Once upon a time, I organised a house opening party for my newly built duplex somewhere in Lagos to cut the long story short, I told my dad and mom to invite lots of their friends and colleagues to the party(majority of them I knew where really big business men) that I would love for prominent people to attend so that I can make new friends and possibly, really influential business partners ( but only me knows what was in my mind sha )..so fast forward to the D-day.. Men and women in all shapes and colours, trooped in..cars in all sizes also trooped in..I was really surprised. Me that was forming big boy with my range rover evoque, I was really humbled that day.. So as the party went on, prayers and well wishes coming from all corners people eating and drinking.. Like a fighter jet that locks on its target before firing, my eyes locked on this particular beautiful, gorgeous and magnificent creation sitting so focused on her phone.. She didn't even act like she was interested in all what was going on..just so light skinned, quiet and gentle looking( my spec)..without wasting much time I went to where she was sitting, asked if any one was sitting close to her(because there was an empty chair space)and she said yes, her mother.. I was like OK, I wouldn't take much of your time. I would love to just sit and have a brief discussion with you. And she agreed... I introduced my self as Cyril, the celebrant and she introduced herself..as the conversation went on, I got to know she was the daughter of one of my dad's close friends, very rich man like this..
oga you have no problem na , , money is involved, you are already doing well then so you cant get rejection just like that. that is every lady dreams.
For sometime, we laughed and joked with each other and I noticed my mom one side just gallivanting about for no reason looking at us with one eye and with one kind yeye smile on her face( that woman can be very funny at times. Love you mom)..

We both talked and laughed till It got dark and most people were beginning to head home..so after some time, we exchanged contacts and she bid me farewell with a very charming smile on her face as her and family got into their car and zoomed off..I could remember later that night, my mama refused to sleep and leave me alone ohh..asking me silly questions about my conversation with her ..

We dated for almost two years and I was really happy knowing that our relationship was endorsed by both my parents and hers...we had lots of fun together prior to marriage and by Gods grace we are blessed with two wonderful kids..

And that is how I met my wife...feel free to share yours.

SmellySperm:
So virgins still exist at 20 fr

Beebah2000:
I no understand wetin dey worry some Nigerian men. Abi, their mama no press their head well with hot water after them born them ni?

Nigerian men, why must u end a relationship if your girlfriend refuse to have sex with u??
I don't understand. E seems like say now their new motto na
No sex, No relationship

Please, u guys need to stop that rubbish mentality. So woman way open legs for u, na wife material abi? Mtchewww!!

If she no gree give u, u go con dey think say she dey give another person.
If she give u, u will still get tired of it and dump her for another girl. That is not fair.
Please, u guys should stop doing this

If u know say u no go marry her, then no expand her hole. If she no wan sleep with u, respect her decision and continue the relationship. Stop making it look like sex is more important in a relationship, it is not important!!

Later now, they will come here and say women have nothing to offer apart from sex.
And sex was the first thing u demand for in a relationship. Yeye boys
When she open legs, they'll say Nigerian girls are useless while u are the one making them act useless.

If u can end a relationship because of sex, then I think u need to go and see your church pastor so that he/she will deliver u from that unknown spirit way dey your body.

I don talk finish.
Make I sit down here dey drink my creamy coffee.

aspabay:
Hahahaha, has one experience like that.

A friend gonna match-make us. we chatted for months on BB, intentionally didn't ask to meet until I felt it was okay. She is pretty and can hold conversations for a long time.

We would meet at ICM, she got there before me, when she saw me coming she was scared, and said "I didn't know you were this tall'.

She is just a bit above my waist level. Very short.

I wasn't even bothered but she was very shy of her height and withdrew from me afterward.

aspabay:
Hahahaha, has one experience like that.

A friend gonna match-make us. we chatted for months on BB, intentionally didn't ask to meet until I felt it was okay. She is pretty and can hold conversations for a long time.

We would meet at ICM, she got there before me, when she saw me coming she was scared, and said "I didn't know you were this tall'.

She is just a bit above my waist level. Very short.

I wasn't even bothered but she was very shy of her height and withdrew from me afterward.

destiny4luv:
Lol.... Mine was very funny, some years ago I met this girl on face book so pretty when I saw her pics. But what I failed to notice in all her pics was she didn't snap full pics just from her breast upward, which she look very pretty and boosty.

So after charting for some weeks we decided to hook up so I told her the place and time. I was there an hour before her to observe her when she comes so as to know what am into. Where I was I can see anybody coming into the lounge without the person coming seeing who is inside. So when the time came this babe showed and my phone rang I picked up and she said she was outside putting on red gown. My father my maker what I saw almost gave me an heart attack. This girl was so fat beyond my expectations not just that but short too and because of her fat to walk is even an issue. My heart was going up and down. She said where are u na, I said am on my way but my friend is inside that she should go in and I will be with them shortly that my friend will keep her company. Even as I love round and boosting ladies this particular one was out of my league.

I called one of the bar guys who happens to be my friend he just rounded up from his shift so I pleaded with him to receive the girl and give her what she wants. I just passed the back door of the lounge Jakpa sharp sharp nor be me person pickin go give heart attack.

Could u believe when my friend received this babe and asked her what she cares for Lo and behold this girl ate shawama after that babeque with five spenoff ice. While they where together my friend was updating me what was going on through Watts-app. I told my friend not to allow her take anything again. Later on she called me and said when am I coming that she is missing me oh LoL... . Chai laugh one kill me why u no go miss me when u don chop almost 10k for my head, I didn't bother about the money though. I just told her on my way coming my boss called me back and sent me on an errand that I don't think I can make it there again. She said she can wait even if it's till night, for my mind I say nor be me and u. I told her not to that I will call her another time. She said aren't we spending the night together I said no it should be next time and I hung up the call.

When she was about leaving she told my friend that she will need like two shawama as take away to give to her siblings. My friend refused telling her that he has exhausted all the money he has. Na so this babe vex commot. She called me later I didn't pick. When she left I went back to the lounge my guys around one use laugh kill me say I jam heavy weight champion I Jakpa Lol... . This babe called me for straight one week none stop with loads of messages not until I blocked her. Since that experience I never met any lady online again till I got married .

Merry Christmas and a prosperous New year to all Nairalanders I love u all. Cheers.