Allstrasse:
This is really a great thread.

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MadMullah:
So, I am a bit disappointed. I paid 2K for one of this so called materials and not a single Chemical Engineering question. Its all Electrical and Mechanical. I need the Chemical Engr Q so bad!!

please bro. kindly share the mechanical and electrical skills past questions with me. My mail is haiebeagem@gmail.com

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Please send ur email so I can forward them. They are zipped files so u have to use a laptop to view them.

please brother @sexy92 kindly send me mechanical skills past questions to haiebeagem@gmail.com. I will so much appreciate your gesture.

Deadlytruth:
Jesus himself used the parable in which He clearly said that the rich man was inside a fire from where he begged that a drop of water be put into his mouth as the fire was too hot. Jesus also compared unbelievers to grass which will be weeded off and burnt with fire.

Agreed that God can't allow his own children to suffer eternal thermal torment. But then the question is; who are God's children? Not everyone is a child of God even though he created everyone. Did God not use flood to torment his creatures during the time of Noah? Was it not fire God released to burn up 250 men who challenged Moses' authority in Numbers 16: 35?

JW has misled and continued misleading people with their distortions of Bible teachings. If God will really not turture people for sin then there would not have been restraint in doing evil here on earth

Deadlytruth:
Jesus himself used the parable in which He clearly said that the rich man was inside a fire from where he begged that a drop of water be put into his mouth as the fire was too hot. Jesus also compared unbelievers to grass which will be weeded off and burnt with fire.
Agreed that God can't allow his own children to suffer eternal thermal torment. But then the question is; who are God's children? Not everyone is a child of God even though he created everyone. Did God not use flood to torment his creatures during the time of Noah? Was it not fire God released to burn up 250 men who challenged Moses' authority in Numbers 16: 35?
JW has misled and continued misleading people with their distortions of Bible teachings. If God will really not turture people for sin then there would not have been restraint in doing evil here on earth

Deadlytruth:
Jesus himself used the parable in which He clearly said that the rich man was inside a fire from where he begged that a drop of water be put into his mouth as the fire was too hot. Jesus also compared unbelievers to grass which will be weeded off and burnt with fire.

Agreed that God can't allow his own children to suffer eternal thermal torment. But then the question is; who are God's children? Not everyone is a child of God even though he created everyone. Did God not use flood to torment his creatures during the time of Noah? Was it not fire God released to burn up 250 men who challenged Moses'
authority in Numbers 16: 35?

JW has misled and continued misleading people with their distortions of Bible teachings. If God will really not turture people for sin then there would not have been restraint in doing evil here on earth

My questions are : Do you have proof at least one that the people of Noah's day are suffering in fire till date?
Those of sodom and gomorrah nko? The 250men that chose to follow korah to rebel against Moses and several examples like that, do you have proof/proofs that they are burning in fiery furnace till date?
The truth is that Your philosophy of using hell to scare people has done our society more wrong that any good because you have been able to scare people away from God instead of drawing them closer to hi

For the anti-buharis. For those who think nothing good can never come out of buhari, i have these for you

The last time i checked, OAU is still the Oba Awon University. Check wikipedia for it's rich history, no other institution equal its achievement nor has its history and reputation outside Nigeria.

engrlarex:
well as far as am concerned it does not translates to anything what I can denote from here is that the Northern Mentality of Born to rule is playing here, ABU is just producing Northern Politicians but when we talk of Universities producing graduates solving societal problems in Nigeria and the world at large, u cant undermine Obafemi Awolowo University, University of Ibadan and University of Lagos be it in the field of Engineering, Law, medicine and others. even if I done my own research OAU, UI and Unilag r breaking records outside the shore of the country. UI has produced the first and only the Nobel Laureate in Nigeria.
OP take a chill d school is only producing polithiefcians in Nigeria only.

Bro, you quote wrong. OAU produced the nation first and only nobel laureate. Although he is an alumnus of UI, he won the feat while working in OAU 30 years after graduation from UI. OAU gave him the support he needed for him to attain professional maturity. OAU watered and nutured that seed of greatness after he had left UI.

Real2020:


Typical yoruba OP hyping its own...was there steady power supply in Lagos under Fashola? Why are people so deficient of basic human reason.

Edited: for those trying to defend Fashola and absorbing him of responsibility to provide steady power for Lagosians while in office...you are either unaware of what the law says or arrogantly stup$id. LET ME SAY THIS AS CLEARLY AS I CAN IN CAPS...NO LAW PREVENTS A STATE FROM GENERATING AND DISTRIBUTING ITS OWN ELECTRICITY. ABIA STATE IS WORKING OR RATHER DID WORK ON A PROJECT TO GENERATE ELECTRICITY USING A COMPANY OWN BY PROF. BARTH NNAJI. THIS PRECEDENCE INVALIDATES THE ARGUMENTS WHETHER OR NOT STATE CAN GENERATES ELECTRICITY!

You lie about that. The law specifically says: If you are generating above 10MW of power from your plant even if it is private power station, then you must send it to the national grid. That law has handicapped many states and private estates from running an IPP. So before you talk get your facts right. No come dey bobo us for here, intellectuals still dey this house.

fridayj:
pls tell me promptly someone that would pledge and sing the national anthem of his country..is dat a sin.... i cant. imagine the position of such.. intelligent. bt stil ignorance..i advice wtout ur country u are nothing..better stil be faithful rather than factful, be humble... resolve frm been differ..or watching d screen its. tricks few among are real . in his grace i'm a friend nt servant. well in his love i 'm a disciple...

Why claim sectionality over land demarcation, Are we not all from a common source? We as Jehovah's witnesses believe land demarcation that separate countries is just like land demarcation that separate plots of land. We do not build fence but bridge with our bricks, So nothing like country home but earth home. So no allegience to our country but to the whole earth and the allegience is not to worship but make the world the ideal home of man just as Jehovah made it to be.

gidjah:
this this is one of there biggest trouble and short fall.my best female friend is a lecturer and a JW too,but they are more like antichrist than pro Christ.Once you have reservations about the person of Christ,then you are an antichrist,period .

Have you ever for once read and ponder carefully on Revelation 3:14 where Jesus himself said he is the beginning of the creation of God.
What did you think he meant by that statement?
Do you think he made mistake?
If Jesus can say that about himself why do you people attribute what he himself did not claim to him?

bettermike:


9) Their youths are strongly discouraged from attending tertiary institutions. They see university as the institution of the devil.

Their preferred alternative is their evangelical School. Where they believe they will teach what is necessary. What a pity

10) As a man, if you see any of their females that you like and you convert because of her. You are likely to die from food poisoning later into the marriage.

Their members have a bokoharam-like kind of mentality. They act first and think later as long as it is an order from above. Hence, if you beloved wife decides to become fully obedient, she will kill you without thinking twice.

Guys, this is not all o. If you need more, just ask.

Jehova wickedness is devil's clan on earth.

Stay far away from them!. Ever since I knew them well, I don't even allow them to say a word before I ask them to leave.

I might say abit about their demography if I have the time.

From all you've written so far i can conclude that you are angry with them because you did something wrong and they chastise you. So you choose to be their opposer, but that will do you no good. The better thing for you is to correct your mistakes and do the needful.
JW is the only religious organization that do not sell religion to you but will offer to help you learn about God free of charge. Love for God and our neighbour is the driving force begind our selfless servic.
Being a Jehovah's witness is a journey and not a destination like other religiouw grp teach. It is also a privulege you can lose if you don't keep up with bible standard. So if you have be chastised, i encourage you to think back and do the needful.
You veru well know that majority of what you wrote are lies, only very few are twisted truth.

bettermike:


9) Their youths are strongly discouraged from attending tertiary institutions. They see university as the institution of the devil.

Their preferred alternative is their evangelical School. Where they believe they will teach what is necessary. What a pity

10) As a man, if you see any of their females that you like and you convert because of her. You are likely to die from food poisoning later into the marriage.

Their members have a bokoharam-like kind of mentality. They act first and think later as long as it is an order from above. Hence, if you beloved wife decides to become fully obedient, she will kill you without thinking twice.

Guys, this is not all o. If you need more, just ask.

Jehova wickedness is devil's clan on earth.

Stay far away from them!. Ever since I knew them well, I don't even allow them to say a word before I ask them to leave.

I might say abit about their demography if I have the time.

From all you've written so far i can conclude that you are angry with them because you did something wrong and they chastise you. So you choose to be their opposer, but that will do you no good. The better thing for you is to correct your mistakes and do the needful.
JW is the only religious organization that do not sell religion to you but will offer to help you learn about God free of charge. Love for God and our neighbour is the driving force begind our selfless servic.
Being a Jehovah's witness is a journey and not a destination like other religiouw grp teach. It is also a privulege you can lose if you don't keep up with bible standard. So if you have be chastised, i encourage you to think back and do the needful.

alexis:


When JW refer to John 1:1, they tell you that the original greek didn't say "In the beginning was the Word and the Word was God". They say - in the beginning was the Word and the Word was a god. Further more, they deny the trinity and it's right on their website;

http://www.jw.org/en/bible-teachings/questions/trinity/

The Bible said: 1 John:5:7: "For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one"

If any JW tells you that they believe in the Trinity, they are deceiving you

well not all bible translations have this verse u quoted like that, and let us even assume that it exist like that; Jesus said in John 17:22-23 that they (his disciples) may be one just as he and his father are one, that they may be joined together with him and his father. Did Jesus mean that his disciples will be 12 in 1? when they are joined with the Jesus and his father, did he mean they become 14 in 1? If u can sincerely answer these, then you will find answer to the 3 being one as you referenced.

deeptesting:
They have their internal issues like every other religious body. They are dogged and fanatical about their doctrines even though majority of them do not practice what they preach. their beliefs and doctrine is narrow minded.

For instance they believe JW is the only true religion and pretty sure if God`s Kingdom should come today only the 8 Million JWs in the world as mentioned by the OP if found not wanting will inherit the earth out of which the remnants of the 144,000 who will rule as kings and priest with Christ will be taken from. Now, look around the world and think of other fantastic people who belongs to other religious body,what will be their fate?

Would they be condemn to destruction? Or they will be assimilated and then re-thought the doctrine of the JWs?

Just as Jesus himself said, "it does not belong to us to know the things God has put in his own jurisdiction" (act 2:7), this include those who are to gain everlasting life, so we can't judge. However, according to John 17:3, acurate knowledge about God and Jesus is a pre-requisite for entering God's kingdom and we are sure we have this, hence majority of the 8 million witnesses are qualified. Only those who are chaffs hidden between grains, whose deeds does not portray them as true JWs will not have this opportunity and the interesting things is that, when these ones are discovered we eject them from among us. We also belief the words of John 5:29 that there will be ressurection of the righteous and unrighteous, hence we won't be surprised if not only JWs are present in God's kingdom. Besides who are we to question what God choose to do, all our concern is to be in that kingdom togethert with those who strictly adhere to our bible standards.

;DIf FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then...

Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed.

Manchester City will be Igbinedion University - where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large, but are never interested in their primary assignment.

Liverpool will be UNILAG - where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.

Manchester United will be UNIILORIN - where students don't perform well in class except doing final exams and achieve good results.

Chelsea will be Onabisi Onabanjo University OOU - where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, the Government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year

Real Madrid will be University of Ibadan- where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other schools.

Finally, Barcelona will be Obafemi Awolowo University - where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best result in the whole country.

Do you Agree or Disagree?
...Lalasticlala oya do the need needful. :DIf FOOTBALL CLUBS were to be an academic institution in Nigeria then...

Arsenal will be UNIBEN - where the students work hard throughout the year, but fail to succeed.

Manchester City will be Igbinedion University - where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large, but are never interested in their primary assignment.

Liverpool will be UNILAG - where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.

Manchester United will be UNIILORIN - where students don't perform well in class except doing final exams and achieve good results.

Chelsea will be Onabisi Onabanjo University OOU - where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, the Government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year

Real Madrid will be University of Ibadan- where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other schools.

Finally, Barcelona will be Obafemi Awolowo University - where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best result in the whole country.

Do you Agree or Disagree?
...Lalasticlala oya do the need needful.

OP, i vehemently disagree with you. In GREAT IFE even local government studies students dey carry prestige, infact no department in OAU is a walk over.

starwar:
Then there came an old papa to rescue us all...uhmm haa rescue us all

Old NDies get up and giving him knocks, uhm ha giving him knocks.
ROTFLMFAO.

Barcanista, Even Cecilia Ibru is from the ND. Btw why is the SE and ND synonymous with embezzlement and mismanagement of fund? Na wa for una o. The more reason we must be careful to put pple from that side in finance management area.

Please nairalander i need helpful contributions

Fellow nairalander,
I have been trying to apply for masters program in some reputable universities abroad online but to no success. I need help from Nairalanders who have successfully achieved this, kindly put me through. Your contributions are highly appreciated.

Hooo! you sure say na thesame Bimbo Akinsanya be this abi na that pastor Bimbo something something come back to life?

Dear fellow Nairalander,
I have been having this issue for sometime and i decided to seek for help here, having realised that there are lots of people who have the experience on this forum.
I graduated from a prestigious university here in Nigeria with a good grade and I have intention of doing my masters program in any of the prestigious universities in Europe or America but i don't know how to apply for it. All efforts to get it done online have been abortive, i need help of those who have gone through the process.
I also intend to seek for scholarship or funding opportunities as i was told the cost of acquiring education there is expensive. Whoever has the experience and sufficient information should be please help.

For christ sake what are some pple saying? Why must we allow sentiment blind us to see the goodness in some policies? Why do we look at the dark sides and not the bright sides always? Why are africans always interested in the short term benefits at the expense of the long term benefits? Why do we always prefer to gratify our immediate needs and that of our relatives and friends but refuse to care about the society at large and the unborn generations?
Axeurdaddy, do you mean that you feel more comfortable that few pple should to continue to benefit at the expenses of the majority who are in abject poverty just because you don't some few friends and relative of yours to be relieved of their job.
Can a part of a machine that need replacement be repaired without affecting some parts that are in good shape? The truth is that without challenges we won't learb to solve problems. Let workers be laid off on short term so that it can lead to long term benefit of job creation for majority of the jobless Nigerian. Please stop unnecessary criticism of the government in power just because you habor personal resentment for him. It is not constructive, it pulls down and causes chaos.
This is my humble submission

What hell is this shout about Federal character all about? So they can come and embezzle again abi? If those complaining and jostling for these appointments are told that they should come and serve without any money getting to them apart from their salary and they will be severely prosecuted should they fail, how many of them will still press forward? Are pple considered on federal characters not among the 33 pple who failed the integrity test? If it is only northerners that Buhari know so well to institute the change we need, let it be so because there is no excuse for failure by both Apc and Buhari o. If they fail, then Nigerians might as well start looking for another party as the next option.

All these crap in an effort to rubbish Fashola's achievements during his 8yrs of doing wonders and transforming Lagos, thus painting him bad. Ambode and Tinubu should stop this back stabbing and move on with consolidating on Fashola's achievement. Ambode should know that we are watching to know what he will do to match or surpass those of Fashola. The truth is Fashola's achiements complete swallow whatever Tinubu might have achieved, the only thing lagosians are grateful to Tinubu for is that he mistakenly gave us Fashola. So leave our saint for us.

That was then not now. Even deeper lifers in my camp wear white shorts not to talk of skirt.