FelaSkye:
The number on your profile is switched off and not on Whatsapp

I need a means to contact you for this edition. Thank you

Keskyramirez:
Gud day gamers, pls am in dire need of football manager mobile 2019 . Trying downloading from various only for me to find out that it doesn't work. I need it urgently pls

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I don't understand, as at yesterday evening, on tvc biz news, diamond bank was recorded the highest loser at 5.3%. How come, in less than seven hours! ops, anybody can help explain. Thank you.

niggi4life:
German Shepherd Dog AKA Alsatian, AKA Police Dog should be banished from Nigeria for good

My GSD Puppy is the most destructive Dog i have ever seen in my entire FULL Life.

I can boldly remember the movie Child's Play=====Chucky. That's how bad my dog is

It doesn't eat rice,beans,yam,egg,etc. It doesn't eat its own canned food, or its own dry food, It drinks only milk,I mean ONLY PEAK MILK and Golden Morn, i buy the 900g average size and it finishes in 4days

Now, it destroys anything inside the house, from my PS4 Pad to the remote control, from all my socks to my boxers in the room

I kept her out in a cage and it ate the wood while crying mostly at night and you have no option to bring it inside(and d destruction continues)

She barks at will, she barks when happy, it barks when sad, it barks when hungry, infact if it wants to poopoo or fart it will bark

She chases anything without fear, Including me the owner ( On one fateful night i was drunk)

The yeye dog is only 2months, i wonder what will become of it when she's about 9month old

NB: It has once attempted to swallow my car key and it peed directly inside the cup of my last liquor i was sipping at home around 11PM

honestly, hearing you talk about this your dog, I love it already. real chucky... honestly, I won't mind if you gift me. Thank you. sir, here is my number 07038263205

Realname:


Remember when she was younger and refused to kiss the almighty Tupac shakur except he was tested for HIV on the set of poetic Justice ?

Now she looks like poached eggs with too much salt

I am sure Everytime she sees that in documentaries she regrets that decision. How many kids does she have again? Where is her true love and happy family?

Smh

Life is transient

sir, if I may ask, what does her past has to do with this? A woman celebrating a culture some youth are shying from.

We are talking about a language that no reigning musician in this country hasn't infuse into their lyrics.

Please, even if you are gifted with freedom of speech, learn to still keep quiet and walk away atimes.

Thank you.

feodan:
Bible verses, i don't think is all to our problems.
me as an example, i'm going through my hardest time as im writing this post.
i ones loved the lord, trust in is word, evangelise, pray, fast, live a holy live, do his will and serve him.
but it happens in january i backslide and seens then, my life is now worse than when i was in d world be4 i repented.
it was not my will to backslide, but i lose it when i was faced with a challenge that has to do with what i have maid up my mind i'm never gonna do again.
salvation is the best thing that have ever happened to me, cuz i found hope, peace, joy, in serving him.
now as i speak to u, nobody on this earth trust me anymore, my mum is fed up. Every member of our church that ones loved me while serving God no hated me as hell.
i was thinking of committing suicide when this matter become worse, but d only thing that kept me back was that. My mum is a widow, and my elder brother is dead. My sis has given birth to 2 different kids @ d age of 25 for two different men.

hey! hey!! hey!!! yes you! that is wat it is like to be sure. That is how sure God was when He was talking abt been formed and knowing in Jer 1:5. Please, read ps51, verse 12 and 13 to be precise..that I may Teach transgressors your ways. Sir, you can't teach what you've not experienced. You are in God plans sir. Leave those relegating you (church and family). God is all you need. Don't keep Him waiting. May you know peace from today on. Amen

Nevee:
Sadly, All these are initial “gra gra” that may all end here. A tanker tripped over the Ojuelegba bridge, people died and not even one statement from just the state government to avoid reoccurrence. In saner climes, that was enough to shutdown the state for a whole day till the government resolves to do something tangible. About one week after, this happened today. Some people are happy they were able to escape and that is where it ends. The ones that couldn’t escape deserved to die yeah? People will still wake up and go to work tomorrow like nothing happened, we are past it “sharp-sharp”. No demonstrations, no protest. Truth is nothing will ever change in this country until we take the change into our hands. Let’s shut down this country for even a day, let’s march as one to challenge these failures in form of leaders. God bless Fela! Yes, there maybe bloodshed but it would be the last. If not, this people will keep sending the masses to their untimely graves. It was Plateau few days ago, Ojuelegba last week, tanker fire today, you could be the casualty of the next fatality. Let us pelt them with stones and let them know how it feels to bleed. Even the son of the President got flown to Germany for an accident due to his recklessness. Lol can we fly these victims to Germany too now? Yet, some of you are already campaigning for Buhari, Atiku and our common enemies again, God will judge you! I always laugh when some criticize the people who leave the so called “well paying” jobs here to relocate to saner countries. Well, some of those trapped in this inferno had those high paying jobs were going back home after the day’s work but are not more now because the government simply does not value their lives. Nigeria is a failed state. Your dreams and aspirations are like the right seed, but no matter how good those seeds are, once they are planted on the wrong soil (like Nigeria), they will never germinate. If you so have the chance to leave, pls do. That’s the best legacy you can guve to your children. That’s one mistake your politicians don’t make, they and children have passports and express entry to these countries. Should anything go wrong, all they need to buy is their flight tickets and they are all off, leaving the commoner to be the sufferer.

Nigerians, God is waiting for us to act. At least, let’s not disappoint Him. It’s our responsibility to right the wrongs. We need a revolution. Let’s hit the streets!

God bless you for this piece. But, can I ask you, who will take the front line, when the battle begins?

9.Giving her your ATM digits/using same account : What a silly mistake,and if God wan purnish finish you finish make he no marry you.
The house you are living sef,he will use it as collateral
He will use your money to marry another wife and travel to another location you can't find him[/quote]

I was victim of this..but reverse is the case. Loved her so much, that, i started using her account to save money.
wen we separated, i just couldn't ask for a dine. And she didn't even say a word about my money. But i ain't giving up on LOVE...It's d craziest feeling with the ryt HRT

iamdotune:
Guyz thank you for liking my sun and my moon for no reason. Now i want u to like my monkey for no reason too

you must be a clown!

Wat is wrong with this old men? they just prefer been disgraced...resign e no gree resign! step down! e no gree! o ya go ur house! u come dey cry! Agba tio tole!

adioolayi:


Stop this hate campaign.....Tiago Silver was stripped off Captains arm band in Brazil...was Neyma Jr the next in rank in terms of seniority? The same goes for Mascherano being replace by Messi for Argentina..these replaced old players still gave their loyalty and commitment... Why the Noise from Enyeama many coaches around the world pick their captains..I'm sure if it was LVG, Pep, Sir Alex or mourinho of this world there won't be any cry all over....leave Oliseh alone..this is his time..judge him on RESULT! Because he is an African doesn't mean he should be treated wrongly....If Enyeama cants shape in...he should shape-out.. A coach will always be the BOSS!

May God continue to increase ur wisdom brother....awon oponu

ernesty20:
:DI dnt like fat women. They always smell


"modified" so i am FTC.. No wonder the guilty ones are quoting me like craze

Bro, dem use bra as google for you ne? whr d fat woman? rada rada

mjizzie:
Na only Enyeama waka come.. he has been the only 1 talking. Oliseh dis Oliseh dat.. Abegi. se the world turn upside down when Neymer was named d captain striping Silva of d post or Masherano started crying when Messi was given d captain band. Abeg cool down jare..

Abegi! help me tell am o... He has ben talking since his "dad" Keshi was sacked too. As the captain you should talk bt nt been lousy and unreasonable abt it. Next person plsssss...

kwametut:
OP YOU NEED TO UPDATE THIS SH8T COS SOUTH AFRICA HAS SURPUSSED 40 GOLD MEDALS. WE ARE LEADING AS USUAL AND ITS GOOD TO SEE EGYPT NEXT TO US.

As usual PITCH BLACK STINGKING SOULS are down there where they belong.

GO TEAM Z.A.!!!!!!!!!

may Jehovah fire you and ur household if they had refuse to train you well Bt if nt....u go regret this statement one day...goat as in #gaout! olofo

safarigirl:
it's a man's thread here . Welcome

don't mind dis funny man. He was just trying to say, u ladies r d toast of d thread. #wink

r u serious! Did i Just make the front page!





Lady F watch out!



Introvert i am coming for you....Yes you!

Chai ! and another person go dey go herbalist place say make she no pass, no get work! Haba! Holy Ghost thunder fire una o. In Jesus name

oponu aye rada ni o...tani baba re ni le yi naa?
Tell me what your Bsc has given you? What can you do that a poly graduate can't do better. With this junk out of the garbage truck you call mouth. I'm sure you didn't graduate with a good grade.
Maje kin binu si o..

Cutehector:
After now, ond and hnd degree holders will be dragging equality wit bsc degree holders...

nyc man!

fear caught u ni...

youngberry001:
heeey don't abused em'he Rilly Rilly mean it haba!!

Next !!! #inanAfribanktellerVoice

chowlade:
are u gay? do u have dickk? is d gal very ugly with leprosy on her skin? dont tell me this cuz addonbilivit

Chowlade haba! u no believe guys can abstain for real?

wait for admission...i hope ur blood still dey hot wen d admission come

otijah:
i dont knw why am on Gideons side this time around, tonto decay marriage looks like a scam to Nigerians, looks like a marriage that will be dissolved after 3months, looks like she is using it to gain her publicity back on social media

I'm now sure u r Gideons replica in d making...soon THEY will get u. ANUNPAMA!

Okestra01:
i dedicate this front page to my former lecturer sonnie-ali baba.I miss the good old aaua days.And also to my late dog(major)honestly words cant express how much we miss you as a family.An active and a true companion.We love you but God loves you more.

Lolz...u must b a clown

ECOTERRORS:
While the illiterate PMB work through the night at his desk his educated VP SAN travels around visiting Third class Obas for selfies.


Somebody has being shut out of this govt while his tribesmen will come after me now.



Lemme brace up for the missiles

You must be a fool or you lack morals...third class Oba Huh?

searching4love:


WHEN WILL THESE IGBO ASHAWO GET MARRIED AND STOP DISTURBING THE SOCIAL MEDIA WITH IRRELEVANCIES

Cmon! wat if she is your sis? Huh? Learn to be polite