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Travel / Re: Indian National Arrested In Lagos Over Visa Scam by haul: 5:58pm On Sep 17, 2015
modelmike7:
......... Lol, see this copy cat! Wetin girl talk wey she miss, u sef copy am sharply! Lol!!......... ......... if you understand and assimilate what i wrote, you don't need to quote me with what you wrote, cos we are basically saying the same thing bro!

Mehnnnn! Thumbs up bro! Big ups! More blessing to your endeavors! Your signature is what I call passion! Cause for someone to do this for this naija? Especially criticism from families and friends not easy!

Keep winning sir!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience Recruiting From Nairaland. Shocking. by haul: 3:51pm On Sep 17, 2015
DICKtator:


Needs an overhaul for what?

If you mean better packages for educationists and infrastructures,I'll agree with you

But if it is based on op's observations that exposes the lack of personal development/capacity building in our youth,

You may be wrong!. No one taught Booker.T Washington(for a period) and Abe Lincoln(also for a period) all these!!

The internet is there for all!!!. Let's empower ourselves by utilizing these free resources available on the internet!!


grin grin grin grin

Touche!

I always tell my peers that I've learnt a lot on nairaland than the four walls of the school. It all boils down to self-development and kind of things you expose yourself too.

Sincerely, what it takes a man to be educated in this internet world is just a click on a web-page.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Know About His Sexual Status by haul: 12:25pm On Sep 17, 2015
Luckygurl:
Hehehehe!! Your partner is really a brother in the Lord as in all this jim jim brothers cheesy cheesy

He has to loosen up a bit, for crying out loud you've got marriage plans.

What are his reasons for acting this way? Are they religion based?
Even if they are, engaging in intimate talks and PDA's ain't a big deal, I mean this is someone you'd spend the rest of your life with and it's only proper you get past the normal brother-sister relationship.
Not like you're asking him to go down all the way, nah!! Just a little show of affection, hugs, pecks, kisses, cuddles does it..

Sister mi! Maybe you gat to find a way to break down those walls of his. Insist on getting a warm hug from him after a meet up, blow a kiss through the phone after a call session, he should reciprocate too. Just find a way to work things around....
Once you achieve this, push no further rather help take things to it's permanent site wink wink
Guide him well cos his likes are rare sort of, you only have to work around him a little.
Hope you get your desired results.

Topics like this give me hope. It shows that we still have responsible men out there who ain't in for just sexx and it's likes.
I'd choose a man who's got such mindset over another who's ready to try out different sex positions with you whether or not he's got plans of taking you to the altar.


Music/Radio / Re: Timi Dakolo's Wish Me Well Vs Darey's Pray For Me: Which Do You Prefer? by haul: 8:23am On Sep 17, 2015
Abegggi! No dey compare timi to dare ooooo!

Ehhhh! Dare na boss! Dare meet song for house like the kutis ni! Abi una no know!

Talking about king? The king is dare!

Una don forget! Dare ft 2face? "Abi talo fe koma sebe funmi tiba dele! Nobody wanna touch us now,"

Abi dare ft 9ice " he no mean say because you no gbadun my style eh! At all at all, na hin bad e pass ooo! Parraranarannnanrparannanan! Epo n'be ewa n'be oooo, epo n'be ewa n'be ooo! Aya mi oja ooo"

Or sisi eko? Dare ft flavor?

The biggest timi song is "iyawo mi" can you compare iyawo mi to dare biggest song? "You not the girl I use to know? That song will floor some grammy won songs!

So anytime anyday dare---pray for me!

Do you know how much effort dare must have put to make the soweto sing the yoruba accapella very well? Abeggi!

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Family / Re: My Wife Starves Me Of Sex by haul: 7:54am On Sep 17, 2015
Truckpusher:
And which cave did you crawl out from? grin


Get your ass off my face before you get smacked on your dirty ass. angry

Guy! Anywhere I see your comment around marriage,relationship, mehn I dash you like just for one thing! "Your cocky act"

Men who are cocky benefit a lot from all this hoes.

Forget all these soft b!tch a5s niggis they do polish their wife shoes as early and come home to cook dinner by 7pm! Nonsense! I dey feel you bro
Sports / Re: Picture: Medal Table (2015 All-africa Games) by haul: 5:51pm On Sep 16, 2015
Blacks has been divided through countries, ethnicity, language, political parties, religion, by boundaries!

Its a shame we will remain like this till we all have quality education and exposure to cure our ignorance.

whatever white man or arab who came with this divide and rule tactics really didn't do well, we've been so divided that the only unionism is the "MELANIN".

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Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by haul: 11:58am On Sep 16, 2015
Bay.leverkusen-----win-----ucl

Valencia----handcap1

Chelsea----over1.5

Arsenal ---over1.5

Qpr----handcap1

Ilirija Extra-Lux----over1.5goals--slovenia

Porto b-----over1.5---portugal


Total odd: 3.58 98% sure
Romance / Re: I Really Feel For This Girl (screen Shot) by haul: 2:01am On Sep 16, 2015
Abeggggiiii jor! Make she bus !

Werrin be all these opata wey she dey yarn? Alll this oyinbo pikin sha! The problems wey dey naija pass all this yamayama

Na cause she don belleful, me wey tire and I just wan put beans for stove by this time na hin go do all this cause woman comot? If she comot make she drop my room key jooor!

Shiooor oshisco! Make dem give am data take text na,

To pick this beans na die! Na to use water comot the dirty untop am sure pass.
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by haul: 5:00pm On Sep 15, 2015
Barrow----over1.5--eng natinl leag
Throttur Reykjavik----handcap10----iceland
Afc flyde---over1.5---england natnl leag north
Lask linz-----over1.5----austria
ZP Sport Podbrezova----over1.5---slovakia
Psv----over1.5----ucl
Odd---2.63------99.5%
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by haul: 4:58pm On Sep 15, 2015
haul:
Jonkopings sodra------hancap1---sweden

Cork city----win-----ireland.

Colo colo---hancap1----chile

Westham----over1.5---eng

Brann----over1.5---norway

Total----2.55odds for heavy stakers, 98% sure,
Won
Politics / Re: Ibrahim Coomasie, Son Of Abacha’s Police IG Shows Off Wealth (PHOTOS) by haul: 7:51pm On Sep 14, 2015
Martiano:
I dont really see anything like wealth other than one kid trying to show off what small boys in VI have been driving for ages.How many boys do wear swatch or is that a rolex?theS class is an old one and even the benz is just what people drive this days.Please note that the cars may not all belong to him as expected.Let the small boy go and sitdown and browse through what our musician are driving from their own sweat and what our your entrepreneurs are doing with their own skill.Upon the money your papa thief see the yeye things una dey show us dambanza

What is this bagger saying?!!!!! You dey crase? Or you dey try crase?? Or you never know wish one dey worry you crase or madness!

We say person dey use our wealth blow guy, 22yr old pikin dey blow money fast, list all these cars you say those cars no get value! Value or no value does it change the fact that the kid display such enormous amount of autos Shey those cars as dem take sheap reach shey you fit see am buy for 500k ni? Which muscian for naija display all this kain cars for ya'eye

Ma' guy dey use your akanouche oooo! They stop that thing you dey smoke oooo!

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Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by haul: 12:16pm On Sep 14, 2015
Jonkopings sodra------hancap1---sweden


Cork city----win-----ireland.


Colo colo---hancap1----chile


Westham----over1.5---eng


Brann----over1.5---norway


Total----2.55odds for heavy stakers, 98% sure,
Politics / Solving The Scourge Corruption In Nigeria by haul: 10:15pm On Sep 13, 2015
We nigerians shouldn't allow some old hags and thieves fool us about fighting or solving corruption.

How do you have a solution when you can't identify the problem?

How do you have a solution when you keep repeating the same mistake?

How do you solve a solution when you keep cutting the branches and saving the root?

The fact is, these criminals know each other,dine and wine together, shake hands, even pass women to themselves at clubs. So how can they solve what they are part of? How can they solve something they are guilty of? Forget the party affiliations or ethno-religious difference, when it comes to looting the have a level playground.

The question is, the perfect way to solve corruption is not settling efcc,icpc or some crappy agencies! Cause they also corrupt. Don't let anyone come fool us saying his fighting corruption! The only best possible way of solving corruption is "MAKING THE POST NOT JUICY"

In a country where a senator/honarable earns 20million+ and a governor earns such and other government parastatals earn almost equivalent, tell me why won't the mismanage funds? How won't they be corrupt? How won't they just pick up forms and campaign? Cause they know in less than 6months they've made twice the capital invested in running for the position.

If you collect 20m# reduce it to 5mill# believe me no cynical,callous being will find it worthy when he knows he can be wealthier than politician with less stress by just facing his/her business. Allow the senators,governors,president,honorables,perm.second also have salary grade something like level 18 step 2 like its been done to civil servants.



I saw senator dino melaye talking about corruption on NTA I was laughing that see this man wey wan solve corruption? With printed faces on champagne bottles.

Bottomline: make the post less juciy!


No mind my oyinbo abeg!
Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Lambasts Northern Leaders by haul: 1:01pm On Sep 13, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
✖️™®© Np: J Cole - No Role Modelz
JCole this JCole that! Its a coleworld no blanket!
I call him Mr interactive
Maybe you should go listen to this old jam of jermaineCole-----Lost ones
Bless brother the coleFamily!
Politics / Re: VP Osinbajo Lambasts Northern Leaders by haul: 12:53pm On Sep 13, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
✖️™®© Np: J Cole - No Role Modelz
JCole this JCole that! Its a coleworld no blanket!
I call him Mr interactive
Maybe you should go listen to this old jam of jermaineCole-----Lost ones
Bless brother the coleFamily!
Celebrities / Re: D’banj Films TV Commercial For Koko Garri And Bank Of Industry ‘CAP’ Fund (Pics) by haul: 10:52pm On Sep 11, 2015
I've always believed in this man, may God strengthen you! If some jejune heads don't know this man is trying to help we youth in curbing the menace called unemployment then they need their cranium checked.

May God make this business a success bro, cause this na employment for boys, not always being a brand ambassador of others alone, dre,jayz,sean combs are not where they are today being brand ambassadors but owning theirs.

Believe me is a smart businessman, he knows his onions, the market might not be targeted at the nigerian populace directly but the diasporans, only if you know how much daisporans are yearning to soak the garri you drinking easily, but how do they get a nicely packaged garri with neatness if not from a certified brand? Yall need to start getting your brains to work! Not all about we've got iya sukura garri!

They call you oga titus? I laugh! You can always make oga titus a brand bro to compliment your garri when the garri finds its feets in the market space! Wish you well a motivator!

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Education / Re: Some Ethiopian Local Foods. by haul: 6:45pm On Sep 11, 2015
Ednite:
Our new year on it's way! Left wiz few hrs, xoo excited
What do you mean new year? Its still december right?
Health / Re: Why Are More Married Women In Nigeria Becoming Addicted To The Drug Codeine by haul: 1:46pm On Sep 11, 2015
Atmmachine:


Guy, because i didn't mention all those stuffs, you think i never did them ??
It's nothing to brag about.

You are a fuccking lair! You should be shot at sight! What do you gain in lying? Ehn?! Kai!

If you can smoke all these, I think you should heed too the calling of being a rastaman!

But hey, lying will get you dead faster than drug!

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Health / Re: Why Are More Married Women In Nigeria Becoming Addicted To The Drug Codeine by haul: 1:39pm On Sep 11, 2015
DaBullIT:


By their lies we shall know them Captain black no be drug , i bet you just gathered your list from what your friends are saying grin grin grin

That nighar be talking a lot shiate he aint been through it, cars he never seen, cities he never heard off! Rubbish boy, he dey try be wetin he no be, too claim levels? I already told him he has low self esteem.
Health / Re: Why Are More Married Women In Nigeria Becoming Addicted To The Drug Codeine by haul: 1:36pm On Sep 11, 2015
Atmmachine:


Sorry, You may not understand.
I live in the United States of America & it's legalized here, when you go to the doctor he will prescribe weed for you because he knows the value of it.
The values are.
It is used to gain appetite.
Used in treating seizures.
Used in producing hair products.
Used in curing some sicknesses.
Obama smokes weed, if you don't know he does, then i don't have nothing else to discuss with you.

Oh kneegar pleeeaaaase! You really have some low self-esteem!
Wtf is to gain appetite? Nighar a lot of fruits for you!
Seuzures? Nigha you crazy a5s muthafacker!
Used for hair products? Kneegah you bald? And even if you need, you apply to affected area for growth not smoke!

Ahhhrrrrhhhhhgh! Watafack! Sickness? You sure can you is for typhoid! Rubbish,.

Cause obama smokes now that makes him an alpha male? So he also don't do somethings he regretted doing before getting addicted! So if obama is gay,you do use diapers for your leaking ass? Get some work todo and stop trying to justify your addiction you lazy junkie!

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Romance / Re: Scientist Declares: Best Age To Get Married Is 28 - 32 - See Reasons by haul: 8:35am On Sep 11, 2015
Yeah, we already know, but we all don't plan to marry mr scientist.

This marriage you just mentioned is the most scary shii in nigeria after corruption and bad leaders.

So with these few point of mine,I think I'm able to convince you and not confuse you that nigerian men will be excluded from anything marriage atleast for this generation, tell us the best age to have baby mamas. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Much Do Immigration And Civil Defence Pay Graduates by haul: 1:31pm On Sep 10, 2015
SlyIg:
Pls what is immigration and civil defence? Are they the new English and modernise names of garrii?

Be civil miss
Romance / Re: 11 Different Pet Names You Can Call Your Spouse/ Partner by haul: 7:29am On Sep 10, 2015
Desgidi:
My girlfriend is beautiful that's why I call her "My Orente". she calls me sugar And somrtimes heart drop... love sha with ooo..

Heart drop bawo?

Shey na when dem just sing orente una start to date? Nawa ooo
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Abolishes Admission Fees In State Owned Tertiary Institutions by haul: 1:01pm On Sep 09, 2015
blac2yte:
I believe in this man integrity... the only governor we have in NigEria...

Can I have your likes if you know this man is the masses leader. Share if you see him in aso rock come next presidential election.

Yes you can have our likes but not with this warped knowledge of yours , with petty style of begging.

Do likes make your empty cranium filled up with hydrogen gas?

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Family / Re: My Wife Nags Anytime Am Broke, Please Advise by haul: 9:10am On Sep 09, 2015
You said is just 10months? Hehehehehhe! I laugh when I see things like this, go and file for divorce papers, bring the divorce papers home straight, submit it on the table and leave for like 3days without you informing her, by the time she comes back from work and find the divorce papers on the table and you disappearing for 3days with your phones not reachable for 2days and you turn it on on the 3rd day, she will change her ways and sit right.

No lady will want to be divorced out of a marriage within just 10months,its a shame, and it will further put on in a box.


I don't plan to marry, but if I eventually do, divorce papers are with me the second day of marriage, I show her the papers,she either make it work out or walk out, no time.

NB: do the above if you've got a steel heart like me, if you've never put ladies on your head, or if you've never been the emotional type,or if you've never seen marriage or relationship as a big deal,or if you see having a woman is for kids only.
Family / Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by haul: 11:48am On Sep 08, 2015
isaglo:
I dnt

Yeye, continue, don't get spoilt okay? Your virginity story go trend pass that 57yr old sawziland virgin. grin





That's if them never massacre the place.grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ethiopia Is Nt As Ya Tink by haul: 11:09am On Sep 08, 2015
Ednite:

hahahahahaha! Why do i even care bout what u've said? Lol, who r u? Plz open ur mouth sme where nt wiz me. Don't waste my time! Useless. . . U've gt no work to do? Poor u?!

You very funny, don't always mind everything the media says, educated people knows all that about Ethiopia aren't through, just like some people will rubbish my dear country NIGERIA also, but fact still remain there are good in every country

If you pay attention to the likes of the troll you quoted earlier you do just frustrate yourself#Peace.
Family / Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by haul: 10:52am On Sep 08, 2015
isaglo:
spoilt thing lols!

Nawa for you ooo, so say the guy dey tear hin neighbor pikin yansh na spoilt thing? After all we all want to get spoilt or you don't? grin
Sports / Re: Mikel Weeps, Begs NFF (Nigerian Football Federation) - The Sun by haul: 2:29pm On Sep 07, 2015
aminho:
and your boss happens to be haruna from kebbi

Have you ever been to a house in south? When you hear people talk about having an aboki as a gateman, know the owner is a southern you dumbfucck of a twisted cerebral.
Sports / Re: Mikel Weeps, Begs NFF (Nigerian Football Federation) - The Sun by haul: 12:04pm On Sep 07, 2015
gidjah:
This is because Hausa rule This Nation, they play the piper, so they alone can dictate the tune.HAUSA MAN!!!

Hausa man you say? You a joke! You subject of the fulanis in the north, I've you even free yourself from the shackles of fulani in your state before talking about nigeria? Lastly adamu still polished my shoe yesterday, danbaba was the bike man who took me to my boss house and guess what? Muktair was the one who opened the gate for me and my boss.

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