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TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa III (3): Official Thread by hauwabd(f): 9:30pm On Sep 24, 2008
BB3 is full of twist and surprises, i kinda feel Uti leaves this sunday, and God Mimi and TK shld leave next.
Adverts / Www.jiddasprideonline.com by hauwabd(f): 5:31pm On Jun 22, 2008
Hey Nairalanders! you re welcome to www.jiddasprideonline.com, your one stop shopping site!!!!!!

Autos / Re: Do Not Buy Any Used Vehicle Without Checking Out The Vin ! by hauwabd(f): 4:48pm On Feb 20, 2008
Thanks a lot, since the other one is invalid, can u check this Vin for me:1HGCM563X4A003571. THANKS!
Autos / Re: Do Not Buy Any Used Vehicle Without Checking Out The Vin ! by hauwabd(f): 3:33pm On Feb 20, 2008
Thanks for helping, really appreciate it, but here is the complete vin, the first is not the letter I, it is numerics as per the number one: 1HGCG5643WA154707, and the 2nd to the last is a zero not the alphaphet O, i hope these clarifies it more.

The second is SB1BH55L40E038730.

Thanks a bunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Autos / Re: Do Not Buy Any Used Vehicle Without Checking Out The Vin ! by hauwabd(f): 1:23pm On Feb 20, 2008
Hi, please could u help me check for these Vin?

1  1HGCG5643WA1547

2  SB1BH55L40E038730
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa 2 (II)! by hauwabd(f): 11:42am On Sep 28, 2007
Lawyerchap, as usual, u didnt fail me! i was all ready to watch the reemergence of the fake evictee.  So while waiting patiently and meanwhile,watching the daily highlights on mnet and ready to swtch back to channel 37 at 7.30pm, guess what happened? At about 7:25, pam! PHCN struck! i screamed, i could not believe it, and jeez i couldnt even put on the generator! at least it served me right, i should have been sayng my tarawih prayers then, anyways, they finally brought back the light but by then, i had missed much, but i didnt miss the part where Bertha hugged maureen and told her she didnt mean it when she said she didnt like her. Boy! was i livid, abeg i realised i was getting too worked up, so i changed channels, decided i'd just wait and read your commentary, and of course i enjoyed it, tell me have u considered taking up writing? i believe in you.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ramadan Is Knocking by hauwabd(f): 11:14am On Sep 26, 2007
Abunna,

Islam is a religion of peace. Sorry about your brother, those people that killed your brother in Kano are not practising Islam, they are murderers, Islam doesnt encourage indiscriminate killings and certainly not sucide bombings or killings for that matter, what u shld know is that in every religion there are the ones that give it a bad name, even xtianity, eg, Reverend King, get my drift? u should not attack another religion based on sentiments and without basis.

By the way, i am not yoruba.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ramadan Is Knocking by hauwabd(f): 1:30pm On Sep 25, 2007
Abunna,
you do have a funny way of convincing muslims to convert, with insults? anyway, guess its the indian hemp talking. i wonder, does xtianity encourage the smoking of indian hemp? please concentrate on yourself, i am not interested, i am quite happy as a muslim, dont have problems cleansing and washing myself as my religion says and praying in arabic. if u want to introduce souls to xtianity, surely introducing them to indian hemp isnt gonna help? i am a girl not a guy by the way, just goes to show how little you know. bah, wonder why i bother replying, your replies are barely understandable, i wont bother to reply unintelligent posts anymore
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ramadan Is Knocking by hauwabd(f): 3:37pm On Sep 24, 2007
Abunna, u amuse me greatly! Rather than annoy me, u just made me feel pity for you. Have u successfully converted ure islamic girlfriend that ure preaching to other muslims? why do u bother with muslims and this thread for that matter, why dont you just concentrate in your religion eh? At the end of the day, God will judge all of us accordingly and whether you like it or not, Muhammed, (peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) is the prophet of God and muslims believe that including your islamic girlfriend. i am surprised how she puts up with you, seeing that u insult her belief!
Islam for Muslims / Re: Ramadan Is Knocking by hauwabd(f): 1:32pm On Sep 14, 2007
Ramadan Mubarak to all muslims! May Almighty Allah in His infinite mercy forgive us our sins and guide us accordingly. Amin
Business To Business / Re: Introduce Your Business by hauwabd(f): 1:18pm On Sep 14, 2007
Hi Nairalanders!

The name of my company is Jidda's Pride Limited. we sell classy and dressy hijabs, kaftans, kaftan tops, veils, and Pashminas including latest gold sets
if interested please contact me via my email jidda.abdul@yahoo.com!
Business / Help! Suggest A Name For A Pharmacy! by hauwabd(f): 1:22pm On Aug 24, 2007
Hi Nairalanders my sister who is a pharmacist wants to open a pharmacy and store, she is looking for a fancy, unique and interesting name for the pharmacy, can anyone come up with something really nice?
Religion / Re: Breaking News : No More Trousers For Redeemed Ladies, Adeboye Orders by hauwabd(f): 4:15pm On Aug 09, 2007
@ Reverend Davidylan/PTH, havent seen ure contribution, tell me, is it sharia/Islam that caused this too?
Jokes Etc / The Atheist by hauwabd(f): 1:51pm On Aug 09, 2007
An atheist was walking through the woods and said to himself,

"What majestic trees!"

"What powerful rivers!"

"What beautiful animals!"

As he walked alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind
him. He turned to look and saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He
ran as fast as he could up the path He looked over his shoulder and saw
that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He
tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw
that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw
and raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant, the Atheist
cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You
deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist, and even
credit creation to cosmic accident. "Do you expect me to help you out of
this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

The atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be
hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but
perhaps,, , You could make the BEAR a Christian?"

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
The bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head,
and spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through
Christ our Lord, Amen."
Islam for Muslims / Re: Muslims: What Did You Learn In Islam Recently? by hauwabd(f): 3:06pm On Jul 30, 2007
Congratulations Oyb, on the birth of your new baby. Allah ya raya mana, amin.
Events / Re: Event Planners by hauwabd(f): 2:55pm On Jul 30, 2007
Hey, my sister is a makeup artiste based in the north, Kaduna specifically, she is available for weddings, birthdays and other events, please email me on jidda.abdul@yahoo.com if ure interested.
Jokes Etc / Enjoy: When Police Becomes A Pastor! by hauwabd(f): 12:28pm On Jul 04, 2007
POLICE DEY READ BIBLE

On Lagos-Ibadan express road, a Pastor met a team of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something' from him. Since he was not prepared to play their games, they asked for his papers and having combed through everything without any offence with which to nail the 'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the bonnet of his car. A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what was on paper revealed that letter U was written in such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V.



That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout 'stolen vehicle'! Sensing trouble, even when he knew he committed no offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a priest to which the officer replied, "Please, leave that pastor thing, in any case, if you are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in your car, bring it."



The Pastor did as was commanded after which the officer now ordered: "Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me". The incredulous Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read; "Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is taking you to court. Do it while you are still with him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge, and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth; you will not get out until you have paid the last penny."

The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just" one N100 to his newly found "preacher".
End of service! "Go in peace and argue no more", said the OC.
Investment / Re: Looking For A Buyer For Your Shares? by hauwabd(f): 11:20am On Jul 03, 2007
RoughCut:

Yep i could use your services as i have a lot of portfolios but no CSCS house and account number(share certificates not yet verified) so would be very handy. Just a quick question which stockbroker are you going to hook those of us who are interested with? i think i would like to know because i have list of some stockbrokers i would not touch with a barge-pole

Yes, i agree too, coz i have both oando and GTB shares and about to purchase Firstbank and would like a good, efficient and trusting stockbroker and account no with cscs but dont know how to go about it, so before sending you an email, perhaps u shld brief us more on the whole stuff and give us a list of good stockbrokers.
Religion / Re: Men And Women Don't Pray Together In The Mosque. Why? by hauwabd(f): 4:18pm On Jun 06, 2007
davidylan:

GAMES MUSLIMS PLAY

Their quran calls christians and jews apes and pigs, refers to us as the worst of the earth and those whom allah has doomed. The refer to Jesus as a man lower than Muhammad, allah claims Jesus Christ was not crucified and only made to appear to us as if it happened.

Christianity is outlawed in Muslim states while mosques thrive in christian nations, it is a capital offence to evangelise or convert to christianity. Muslim women are forbideen to marry christian men.

. . .And yet when we ask basic questions we are accused of commiting the sin of RELIGIOUS BIGOTRY!
@ Davidlan,
Scratched CD! Haba! i am so beginning to think you fell hopelessly in love with a muslim woman and u werent allowed to marry her coz u keep mentioning "muslim women are forbidden to marry xtian men", all these anger, i kinda understand ure pain, to love and not get it isnt fun, take heart there are so many xtian girls out there.
Religion / Re: Men And Women Don't Pray Together In The Mosque. Why? by hauwabd(f): 2:15pm On Jun 04, 2007
@ babyosisi
i agree with you that homosexuality is quite rampart in northern Nigeria, but if the ibos were not doing it before they have caught on big time, my male collegue at work is constantly 'toasted' by ibo men, if u were in naija, your eyes wld have opened ok, i have seen and spoken to the very gay ibo guys, besides, recently one was interviewed by a nigerian magazine, with his pic and all and was very proud of it. if youre going to bring homosexuality into things, please be well aware that xtain ibos are very well part of it too, not to talk of lesbianism. Ibo chicks are well known for that, i have personally been approached by an ibo girl before, and believe me, she didnt hide it.
Crime / A Scammer! by hauwabd(f): 1:17pm On May 24, 2007
Hey Nairalanders! pls help me laugh! recieved an email from some chap at nairaland calling me an iraqi babe in Naija. the Hilarious part is the pic he sent which he superimposed his face on some military guy's body claiming to have served in Iraq. the annoying part is demanding an appology from me when i replied pointing that fact to him. i am posting his email plus the 'controversial pic' am i seeing double? please let me know what u guys think. by the way, he asked me to delete the pic but i promised i'd expose him for trying to play on my intelligence. what he wants? for me to reveal myself to him. very funny!

The email[b]Hi Hauwa!

Having stated the phrase "To Join Army," it looks like you are a Prophetess. Seriously, you look like those Iraqi girls that were sent to penetrate our positions in Iraq during the US invasion of Iraq. I'm a Nigerian but I was in the battle until I resigned and back to my home country. You can't believe it. I know u can't do anything with my pic. So, see my attached pictures showing me in action while in Iraq with my coleagues and another showing me presently at Office in my home country. I know why I decided to come home completely. Enough of the killings. I know what i'm saying, not just to seek ur attention, after all, I didn't see ur face to know if you are beautiful or not. I don't behave that way. I'm not looking for girls in Nairaland. Mind you, i'm not jobless, just posted that mail because of my experience.

Please, do delete my pics after seeing it. It's just to prove myself. The two pictures will enable you believe I'm the one in uniform.

Sylvester
[/b]

Religion / Re: I Am Not A Terrorist! by hauwabd(f): 1:55pm On May 23, 2007
@Mukina
Dear Mukina, please ignore them. some idiot also from nairaland sent me a sick disaster of an email calling me an iraqi chic in abuja, out to destroy naija. of course i replied him straight away, dared him to post his greviances on nairaland and never send me a private email, also suggested he uses his time(which he has alot of apparently) to a good course like joining the army and getting drafted to places like Dafur.


@ Davidylan
why is that each time i read ure post it always sounds like a scratched cd, huh? sadistic, insulting, cruel and childish.

@TellyB
A suggestion, since ure turanci is too much why dont u as Mukina sugested,join forces with Davidylan and take your course to the media or write a book or something, would have asked mr. pataki to join, but most times he is incomprehensible, unless he would be of course a silent patner.
Career / Re: Wicked Receptionists by hauwabd(f): 4:08pm On Mar 26, 2007
MyPeace:

Eyaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin cheesy cheesy tongue tongue

i dont understand, Between Dabriggs and Stellose tel me hw diffrent you are from the poster. you dont correct a wrong with another wrong, your heaping insults on the poster doesnt make you any different from her especially you stellose, where do u come off calling her a prostitute's daughter or slut? That is way too inappropriate. haba! take a cue from the others and correct her without resulting to insults. is that how we hehave in PH  eh stellose? who looks like is lacking in a good back ground or home? i suggest you call no one a slut simply coz u watched it on a sleazy tv show and wanna experiment with the word, look it up very well in the dictionary b4 using it on peeps! ok?
Romance / Re: Can You Blame Her For Dating A Married Man? by hauwabd(f): 10:10am On Mar 15, 2007
j-girl:

I know it's not easy at all but what goes around comes around. If she meets her Mr. Right @ 35 and he starts cheating on her, she won't be able to blame him because she was once 'the other woman'.

So yeah i blame her - karma is not a joke.

Not necessarily J-girl, i beg to disagree, if she stays a virgin till 35 when she meets Mr. Right, there is no guarantee he wont cheat on her either. men will always be men! at least if she finally finds mr right and he cheats on her it wldnt be as bad as if she had stayed all goody goody and he still cheats on her. if youre in ure 30s its difficult to find single men who wants to commit coz at that age all u wanna do is settle down not fool around. so most times what they prefer doing is date a married man knowing fully well there is no strings attached than a single man where she'd hope for a commitment but he wldnt and she'd be left with 'just imagine'. although personally i think we shld all be patient to meet either mr right or mr 'i like him enuf to wanna settle down with him' instead of having an affair, woman hold body, u can do it oh.
Adverts / Re: Adult Stuff Shop by hauwabd(f): 12:08pm On Mar 13, 2007
@Razor

Looks interesting, be bold, take the step, my friend is having fun at her shop and that's even Abuja, so my dear go for it abeg! check out this online site, he operates from lagos but basically online www.zeevirtualmedia.com. Good luck!

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Adverts / Hijabs by hauwabd(f): 11:26am On Mar 13, 2007
Hey all, i'd like to advertise some lovely hijabs which i have for sale, they're not only restricted to muslims, coz they could also be called kaftans, believe me alot of christians have bought off me, they come in various designs and textures. I also have Pashminas, veils, earings and slippers! email me if ure interested!
Adverts / Re: Adult Stuff Shop by hauwabd(f): 10:06am On Mar 13, 2007
Razorr:

Let me help out here! It means Dildos, vibrators, sweet condoms, edible underwear, sex machines (Sybian), e.t.c. Do they sell viagra also, or sexual stimulants for women?
I would also like to know what people's reaction to the shop was, when it was opened. Was it positive? I know that muslims might not like the idea and Abuja is an islamic community.

No one has harrassed her! it was opened last year around May or so and peeps visit the shop alot including I, well the proprietor is my friend anyway.why do you ask? wanna open a similar one here or something like that in Lagos?
Adverts / Re: Adult Stuff Shop by hauwabd(f): 10:23am On Mar 08, 2007
Adult stuff basically means stuffs u use to spice up ure sexual pleasure, both for men and women, now, if u dont understand this, then i need not explain further, coz an adult shld understand immediately.

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Adverts / Re: Adult Stuff Shop by hauwabd(f): 4:50pm On Mar 06, 2007
@big spif. the name of the shop is sylpherotica located at suite 10, God's own plaza, 4, Takum close, behind Unity house(Rochas Okorocha), Area 11, Garki, Abuja. You wont be disappointed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Health / Re: How Obasanjo And The Striking Doctors Killed My Friend! by hauwabd(f): 11:21am On Mar 06, 2007
Innalilahi wa inna illaihin raji un. May his soul rest in peace! May Allah give you, his wife and kid and his entire family the fortitude to bear the unfortunate loss, May Allah strengthen your faith and reduce the hurt, i understand your pain, but Allah knows best, please take heart, Allah is watching, God creates nations, may He restore Nigeria to glory and more! Amin!
Religion / Re: If The Bones Of Jesus Were Found by hauwabd(f): 10:48am On Mar 05, 2007
@davidlan
i wonder how many people are looking for the bones of mohammed.

I guess it is politically correct to question christianity in the name of freedom of speech while censoring any attempt to talk about islam.

For your question Davidlan, i noticed Mukina didnt address it. No one is looking for the bones of Muhammed(peace be upon him) because he died and was buried, his grave site is sited by all muslims when you go for pilgrimage in Saudi, no one ever said he resurrected. i am sure if muslims ever said that, someone would like to dispose that and i am sure you David will be the first seeing that you are obsessed with muslims and Islam, you always find a way of bringing Islam into your topic, how else would you describe your  sarcastic  statement above? if you are interested in Islam, and open minded without being insulting or sarcastic, i am sure alot of muslims will be glad to brief and educate you on our religion.
Adverts / Adult Stuff Shop by hauwabd(f): 4:50pm On Mar 02, 2007
Would you visit a shop where adult stuff are sold in Naija? a place like that does exist in Abuja, and have been there!

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