Spot on! I can't stop laughing

Mr/Mrs ITK
These ones are the advisers at the atm. They know all about the atm machine thay you begin to wonder if that's their work station.
I was on the queue when a lady was having issues withdrawing about 7k.......To my greatest surprise, this Mrs ITK started saying that 'The atm won't give you less than 10k, you have to collect in tens of thousands' . People actually believed her with the level of confidence she said it with. I was just like

*clapping* Nice post! Communication is really important...If you have him/her that adds positively to your life, never let them go

pennytration:
Na true i talk na. I stopped taking women serious a long time ago due to their selfishness. By d way i dont hate women o. I believe dey behave dat way cos its in their dna.

Lol....I understand you though....buh u sound like you've dated all the women in this world yeah I know its experience

pennytration:
U welcom. We guys always hav dis illussion dat women can bring us happiness, contentment and satisfaction, and take away our sorrows and loneliness. But d bitter truth is dat SOME women are not d angels we think dey are. Dey are selfish creatures who only care about demselves and dere happiness nothing more. Dey dont mind hurting pple to derive happiness. So stop sweating urself over women. D one dats meant for u will come naturally, u wont even sweat it.

Fixed......buh take it easy bro..

Rotfl.....Reminds me of those days when I was learning Learner comot for road o! Oga collect the car from her na...I just went blank with the noise they were all making and was just looking Dont try me now sha

Now trending---->Fayose ...This man obviously doesnt send anybody

All I see is the sandal....me likey!

Exams...a very special period for students. That's one thing almost every student takes seriously....It could really be stressful though....especially when you realize you got a lot to cover. Rest? Maybe after exams are over ...its all temporary

Interesting More drama to their script....lets enjoy it while it lasts... I laugh in Swahili

We Ladies though! Such friends are very rare. If and if only ladies were not complicated beings......all these shouldn't be so difficult

The fact that one or two persons have the same characteristics doesnt necessarily mean its a general thing. There are still good people out there, though they may be few. Not all men are dogs and not all ladies are bitches like most people think....everyone will always have a story to tell sha

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Awwwww.......cute baby....cute momma. Btw where's papa

Bovi though ....He sure knows what he wants

With the way things are right now in the country, its not by first class again o. Thats sad though because if someone goes to school and does not do well, they will talk. Now, look at someone that had first class o. What mentality do we expect those little kids out there to grow up with? That let me just go to school and manage to graduate? May God help us.

This should only remind you of one thing.......Always put your trust in God and not man!

YorubaWoman:
Thanks dear!

Would be better if it reaches frontpage for more mature contributions
Cultivate supportive relationships: Noone is to be trusted and I can never trust.
Get moving: oh I walk 30minutes per day....a must daily
Eat mind boosting diet: I don't take junks. I take folic acid once daily and my love for vegetables made me a peasant farmer. I cook my meals.
Do things that make you feel good: Sleep and crying makes me feel good..very well that I wake up daily with lots of specks.
Challenge negative thinking: Am a pessimist. In every little good thing, there is a plague.
Everyone has dark side.
Been battling this since am a teenager.
I hope to find long lasting solution.

Almost sounds like me

Lol @ op.....I understand what you are trying to say but 'the God will not forgive you' part of the topic got me laughing
The sad truth is that those that can afford it will still buy it if they want

What a wonderful gesture.......may their pockets never get empty......Thumbs up!

This is serious

Its part of life.....Let her learn her lesson and move on. People can really be unpredictable. Some friends can do worse

Let the rich and single guys comment na
I know some people will soon come for my head
*runs outta thread*

Some people though

Confirmed show stopper .........Lovely outfit
Me likey

A bachelor took out some time to state 10 challenges faced by every single rich guy in Lagos. Read below:

It’s funny to me when I read online that all that is required to get a Naija gal is money! People exaggerate the influence of money. Many guys automatically assume that once you display some cash, gals will automatically trip for you like mad. While it may be true to some extent (I have experienced that), it is not always the case.

I am not particularly stinkingly rich but I am a very comfortable bachelor working with one of the foremost multinational oil companies in Nigeria. I can afford the basic things of life with ease and with enough to spare. I also have friends & colleagues who are very comfortable and face similar challenges I and others face. Any rich, single guy will possibly identify with some of the challenges I am about to outline, if not all. Some of the challenges are as follows:

1. Many girls automatically assume that you are a player – Drive a nice car, wear good clothes, smell well and live in a comfortable house and many gals automatically tag you out as a player. Undecided, I have been told so many times by girls. One of my close friend had to quit a relationship because his girlfriend was just too insecure and didn’t trust him. It is also sad that my ex-girlfriends have also accused me of cheating even though I was never caught.

2. Many think you have a girlfriend – You walk up to a girl, chat her up and start off a conversation. You become her friend and eventually ask her out. She tells you to your face that she knows that you already have a girlfriend, and possibly a fiancée. She tells you that it is virtually impossible for you to be single with your current status. For goodness sake, what does my financial status have to do with my relationship life? From that point onward, they hardly take you serious.

3. Some girls are just interested in your money – Yes, many rich guys can testify to this. You meet lots and lots of female fraudster – we call them runs girls. They pretend to like you but all they are interested in is to get a share of your ‘national cake’ – your money. I can not count the number of times that girls (that I am still toasting) will be asking me to pay for their house rent, set up a business for them, etc when I am yet to start dating them. Even at the stage of friendship, some start asking for phones, Brazilian hairs and all kinds of stuff. It’s annoying! Why is it so hard sometimes to meet a decent, good looking girl? I must confess not all girls are like that but many are.

4. You spend more for your girlfriends – Girlfriends who have rich boyfriends expect their guys to spend more for them. You will find out that your broke male friends spend far less for their girlfriends ( and the girls appear to be contented), but in your case, your girlfriends expect that you ‘prove’ your love by spending your cash on them. If you don’t spend lavishly, you risk being tagged as ‘stingy’.

5. Fine girls tend to play more ‘hard-to-get’ with the rich guys than the broke ones – YES! You heard me right. It’s surprisingly ironic, isn’t it? Fine girls tend to play hard to get with the rich guys because they want to been seen as decent and not after money. Many atimes, it’s just sheer pretence. They pretend to be decent, good, domesticated. They may sometimes hide their promiscuous and cheap lifestyle because they assume that they have finally met the serious-minded rich guy. So, they want to appear like a good girl. Some may also play hard-to-get so that you can spend more during the toasting stage. Meanwhile, you find out that these girls keep rolling carelessly and freely with the not-so-rich guys in the neighborhood.

6. You become paranoid –You find it hard to know who really loves you. You also tend to think the girls in your circle are only around because of your money. You become confused and it gets difficult to settle for a choice. It seems best to have settled for someone before you ‘made’ it.

7. You may actually meet fewer number of good girls – You heard me right. You find out that you meet mostly bad and extremely extroverted girls. This is because the richer you get, the more isolated you may become. You drive your car, meaning that you do not meet ladies often in the bus or park. You do mostly online transfer meaning that you also miss out on ladies who visit the banks. You also are too busy to visit near-by higher institutions where you can meet various chicks. We often live in very secured estates where everybody minds his/her own business further isolating us from meeting the real, ‘good’ gals out there. We tend to hang out in bars and clubs where you meet the highly extroverted, possibly bad gals. Gals in church are possibly worse-off too and not much better. Sigh….

8. You spend more than others to get a gal others would easily get with little cash – Another sad truth. Standards are set for you. While the not-so-rich guys will think twice before spending even less than 5k on a girl, you find yourself spending comparatively more for a gal. Due to your class, you have minimum standards for yourself, and you find it hard to go below it as it has become part of your lifestyle. First impression matters a lot for women. When you take a lady on a date within your ‘minimum standard’which may be very ordinary to you, she may become carried away with the lavishness. She often steps up her game so as not to appear cheap. cool

9. Your true personality is often buried beneath your financial strength – Rich guys are one of the most misunderstood persons. Sometimes, we just want to be ourselves. However, friends and hanger-bys tend to be insecure and intimidated around us and think of us only in terms of our money. You jokingly tease a girl, and she is quick to point out to you that ‘is it because you think you have money?’ Not only girls, even fellow friends around you will feel very insecure. Some do not want to introduce you to their girlfriends because they are afraid that you will snatch them away. You find street guys freely talking to these fine young girls, and nobody calls them names. If you do same, people tag you as arrogant, player, disrespectful, etc. All focus is on you. Gossips are directed towards you.

10. You find out the real, hard truth that money can not buy true love – Of course, money plays a very big role as it can fuel and sustain true love but money can hardly get you true love. Money can get you a beautiful woman, but it can’t get you a decent, faithful and loyal girl. Every rich, comfortable or even upcoming guy out there should focus more on building a personality that is attractive to ladies. I have been poor and loved by a lady unconditionally before. I am comfortable and have been hurt by a lady recently. I have been both poor and rich in my life. From my experience, I can very well say that LIKEABLE PERSONALITY COMES BEFORE MONEY.


Source: naij.com

https://www.naij.com/480870-memo-problems-faced-by-lagos-single-rich-guy.html

Congrats Toolz.....
Btw....the lady in the first picture looks like olajumoke

forexbinary:
9. When you subtract your transport and feeding money from your starting salary:



Let me just die.

This got me laughing

Thank you very much for your good work debbie and oc...may God reward you abundantly. i was invited for an interview for a sales trainee @ cool link...who else got an invite?

BoboYekini:
If you had swapped digits, he wouldn't be so striking now I'll bet.

I guess so

Its pretty amazing how some things happen so quickly without control. Met someone with a very striking personality very briefly sometime lastweek in surulere,Lagos. Before we could exchange names or contact, the moment was gone. Though we will still recognise ourselves. Has this ever happened to you? Did you ever get to meet again?