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Romance / Re: What's Your Greatest Achievement In 2023 by Heeyor(m): 1:17pm On Dec 24, 2023 |
I worked under my junior for good four years and I thank God i can get myself my personal shop this year.. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Makinde Wins Polling Unit, Wins In Adelabu’s Polling Unit by Heeyor(m): 11:56pm On Mar 18, 2023 |
NinjaXmetahuman: Just stop all this pained arguments,you can just type Oyo state feedback on your Facebook and see all this listed achievement by your self. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: No Light In Okota Lagos For 3 Days. by Heeyor(m): 12:14pm On Jun 22, 2022 |
For my area in Oyo town no light for straight good 2 weeks now. |
Health / Re: I Urinate More Than Ten Times A Day. by Heeyor(m): 9:50pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
amotohealth: Thank you so much I really appreciate |
Health / Re: I Urinate More Than Ten Times A Day. by Heeyor(m): 9:48pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
Ebubu:Thank you for the pieces of advice, I just clocked 30 years this month 1 Like |
Health / I Urinate More Than Ten Times A Day. by Heeyor(m): 7:48pm On Jun 03, 2022 |
I don't know if its normal or not, if I drink a sachet of water I can urinate at least six times and I can drink like 5 sachet of water per day so I can urinate like 30 times a day. My people I don't know if its good medically or not because am getting scared please |
Politics / Re: Video: Without Me, Buhari Wouldn’t Be President – Tinubu by Heeyor(m): 10:08pm On Jun 02, 2022 |
Lamentations of TINUBU chapter 1 verse 1 |
Sports / Footballer Who Played 90 Minutes Without Touching Ball And Other Amazing Records by Heeyor(m): 10:32pm On May 24, 2022 |
1. Ryan Giggs scoring 100+goals without a single hat-trick. 2. Sergio Ramos collecting 26 yellow cards in 38 matches. 3. Tottenham not winning the league in 58 years. 4. Lionel Messi scoring 91 goals in a single year. 5. Kanu Nwankwo playing 6 different AFCON tournaments, without scoring a single goal. 6. Lewandowski scoring 5 goals in 9 minutes. 7. Lingard not registering a single shot on target in 25 matches. 8. Eric Bailly’s shot that went outside the stadium. 9. Liverpool reaching 97 points without winning the league. 10. Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Christiano Ronaldo scoring a goal in every minute of a football match during their careers. 11. Sadio Mane scoring a hat-trick in two minutes. 12. Zinedine Zidane not getting caught offside throughout his career. 13. Real Madrid winning 3 consecutive UCL trophies. 14. Harry Kane scoring over 150 goals without winning any trophy. 15. Phillip Lahm not getting a single red card throughout his career. 16. Aaron Sweswe playing the whole 90 minutes of a football match without kicking a ball. Which of these records is harder to break? 1 Like 1 Share |
Sports / Am Confused Of Epl Last Day Match by Heeyor(m): 2:50pm On May 22, 2022 |
Premier League Final Match Day. I don't seems to get something clear. Where exactly will the trophy be place? What if the top team lose today's match while the second table team wins, will the trophy be fly the same hour to the field? Am confuse please!!! |
Sports / Re: Liverpool Will Be EPL Champions by Heeyor(m): 1:26pm On May 22, 2022 |
I'm an Arsenal fan but I'm fasting and praying for Liverpool to win this. I hate Man City with passion. May all their players sneeze when they are about to score. |
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Lands In Port Harcourt: Pictures & Video by Heeyor(m): 4:44pm On May 19, 2022 |
Even if Osinbanjo is a direct descendant of Lucifer and a cousin to the devil himself and best friends with Judas, we will try him. Even if he is an elder brother to pharaoh, a nephew to Herod, Delilah's boy friend or Poripher's wife's ex-boyfriend, we will still try him. 30 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: #ENDSARS Protest Was NEVER Peaceful by Heeyor(m): 6:46am On Oct 27, 2020 |
This govt lies too much, they lies when the truth is required, they lie when silence is golden , they lie even in lies, they tell lies that lies in lies and worst is that they lie when there is absolutely no need for a lie self . 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: I Was Live On My Parent’s Burial Only Few Knew About It by Heeyor(m): 8:54am On Feb 18, 2020 |
Lol see level Shouldn't the title read how Nnamdi made idiots of Yeebos? Self acclaimed Jesus, savior, bringer of Biafra just left his followers to their fates? Very un-Leaderly 6 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Should I Kill Him Or What???? by Heeyor(m): 12:10pm On Oct 17, 2019 |
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF ITS YOU? Two of my friends came visiting with their gf's and we decided 2 go out on a picnic, along with my little brother. After packing food and all we needed, we set off to a quiet beach. After chatting and taking pictures for few minutes, we decided to eat and begun to unpack the basket which had the food in it, only for us to discover we forgot the spoons at home. I told my little brother to go get it while we wait. He replied saying ''I know u want to trick me so you can eat the whole food b4 I come back''. I promised him we would wait for his return but he refused. After much persuasion and promises, he decided to go. My friends and I started chatting and gisting to while away time and wait for my brother's arrival. After 1hr, there was no sign of him. 2hrs went by, and I began wondering what could have delayed him because the distance between our house and the beach can be covered within 30mins. My friends and I were already getting hungry but we decided to wait a little longer for my Brother's return. After 4hrs, the hunger was so unbearable that we decided to taste the food. As we were about tasting, we heard a rumble in a nearby bush and there, my brother Jumped out from behind a tree shouting *"I said it, I knew you would eat the food before I return, I'M NOT GOING AGAIN". Fada lord!! I had to ask him again "nA joke Abi??" He replied "I have been watching y'all. I'm not going Again. Now, all my mind was saying was "Kill him, kill him, Biko, if u were in my shoes, what would you have done to your brother...? 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Biodun Fatoyinbo Demands N50m From Busola Dakolo, Files Counter-claim by Heeyor(m): 7:32pm On Sep 20, 2019 |
SECURITY ALERT Yesterday I went home late from an official function and I decided to use an Okada (bike). On arriving home I alighted, paid the guy and left... As I approached the gate, I saw the okada guy following, I quickly changed the direction and started moving away from the gate but the guy continued following me.... I moved faster the guy increased his speed then I realised I was in deep shit. I began to run, seeing him behind me I ran faster but he kept on following me even riding faster.... I got tired and decided to stop, turned around and faced him... I made up my mind that one of us must go down but I will fight it to the end. So I asked him "Why are you following me?" The guy replied softly "give me my helmet......." Make nobody shout for me o, I get headache! ⛑Chaiii... �������� 239 Likes 26 Shares |
Jokes Etc / Jokes Of The Day by Heeyor(m): 5:13pm On Sep 20, 2019 |
Word Test See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it won't work. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is dumbass cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top... ������ |
Politics / Re: Xenophobia: Lady Staged A Protest At Shoprite Surulere, Lagos by Heeyor(m): 1:05pm On Sep 03, 2019 |
But the question is, how many south Africa is here in Nigeria doing labourer, but our people are everywhere like Lybia, Malaysia, even Ghana nd many more. Let's build our home. If a person is insulting u of something, he is telling u to get urs. |
Politics / Re: REVELEAD: Why Indian Hospital Rejected, Flew El-zakzaky Back To Nigeria by Heeyor(m): 7:06pm On Aug 16, 2019 |
I want to use my remaining 1% battery to express my humble opinion about that, although the |
Politics / Re: Truth Be Told Electricity Is Now Constant !!! by Heeyor(m): 7:09am On Aug 09, 2019 |
Here I Oyo town the electricity is very poor, they do give us like 2-3 hours per day. The worst part of it is when rain fall whether heavily or not there won't be light for good 4-5 days, they will be like they want to let the wire dry before they can on the light. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Lady Slaps Conductor For Withholding Her N50 Change, Today, In Ikorodu, Lagos by Heeyor(m): 10:45pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
Normally, I would have condemned the act of him reacting that way, but due to the rise and push of gender equality treatment arguments by Feminist movements of present day... then I say; all was fair... that was simply equality at play-no abuse in any way.. ##DropsMic |
Sports / Re: Alex Iwobi May Have Joined Everton, But His Last Goal Is Absolute Rocket by Heeyor(m): 10:17pm On Aug 08, 2019 |
Very sad to see this young lad leaving without his wish, but in other hand it's the only option for him to get more playing time because the arrival of Pepe , Matinelli and Nelson would have shortened his game time, All the best of luck Alex and wishing you many success in the future because ( once a gunner always a gunner) #COYG 23 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria’s Tallest Man, Agoro Afeez Debunks Marriage Rumours by Heeyor(m): 10:28am On Aug 03, 2019 |
How the tailor take measure am? Did he use ladder? Just thinking�� |
Crime / Re: Twitter, Nigerians Blast Buhari, Condemn Omoyele Sowore’s Arrest – #freesowore by Heeyor(m): 8:51am On Aug 03, 2019 |
Many thanks to chief Obafemi Awolowo for given southwest education. We would have been behaving like these animals. Autonomy to each region is only way forward. These are animals. |
Sports / Re: Who Deserves To Be Sports Minister? by Heeyor(m): 2:34pm On Jul 24, 2019 |
God will not forgive my uncle that told me this fake story, the first day he told me the story of okparaji death by kicking Stone because of the love of this country, i cry till i got headache |
Crime / Re: Suspected Criminal Hide Out Spot At Oshodi by Heeyor(m): 9:08pm On Jul 19, 2019 |
I wonder why Noah didn't kill the mosquitoes while they were only two in the ark |
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Sing And Dance To Naira Marley's 'Soapy' In The Dressing Room by Heeyor(m): 8:11am On Jul 19, 2019 |
Jestin:And those teams have complete players like us? Almost all our first eleven are playing in a big team across Europe. So, to me they deserve no praises. |
Sports / Re: See Moment Chelsea Were Crowned Europa League Champions by Heeyor(m): 10:53pm On May 29, 2019 |
Since Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal and Liverpool are not in England right now, can Manchester United use the opportunity to enter top 4� 210 Likes 21 Shares |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Arsenal: Europa Cup Final (4 - 1) On 29th May 2019 by Heeyor(m): 10:51pm On May 29, 2019 |
Since Chelsea, Tottenham, Arsenal and Liverpool are not in England right now, can Manchester United use the opportunity to enter top 4� 17 Likes 3 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Father Promises To Release Photos From Her Naming Ceremony by Heeyor(m): 10:43am On May 29, 2019 |
If any man's daughter is married with out the man's knowledge then the man is not a responsible father. Even if as a man you have any problem with your wife, still take good care of your children, don't leave the burden of bringing up the children to the women. When you don't know where and how she suffered to raise them up, but if she now give one out for marriage, you will show up as a biological father. BIOLOGICAL FATHER MY FOOT. AN IRRESPONSIBLE MAN. |
Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels' Mother Made Her To Marry Ned Nwoko To Break Generational Curse by Heeyor(m): 10:41am On May 29, 2019 |
If any man's daughter is married with out the man's knowledge then the man is not a responsible father. Even if as a man you have any problem with your wife, still take good care of your children, don't leave the burden of bringing up the children to the women. When you don't know where and how she suffered to raise them up, but if she now give one out for marriage, you will show up as a biological father. BIOLOGICAL FATHER MY FOOT. AN IRRESPONSIBLE MAN. 4 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Juventus Vs Ajax Amsterdam: UCL Quarter Finals (1 - 2) On 16th April 2019 by Heeyor(m): 10:38pm On Apr 16, 2019 |
June 2018 RONALDO: I need a wage raise PEREZ. : getting a wage raise means you have to play like Messi RONALDO: But ......but July RONALDO: "Juventus is a great club , we're more like a family" MARCH , now they've been knocked out of UCL by Ajax he'll ask for a wage raise which he will be denied of JULY 2019 " Shanghai China is the club of my dreams , I grew up watching legends like Chong Li and Jang Jung 32 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: We Regret Voting Atiku—pdp Defectors by Heeyor(m): 3:25pm On Mar 07, 2019 |
Please it is true that GLO is giving out free MTN credit to all ETISALAT customers that are using AIRTEL? |
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