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Celebrities / Re: Queenette Awukam Tells Her Sad Molestation Story, Gives Other Victims A Voice by Hemanwel(m): 6:10pm On Sep 06
Chai! Women nor like to dey hear the word "rape" at all o! See as dem don rush book space full ground.

@ topic:
While some beauty queens are being molested, some are actually sex-starved and cucumberising.

Life nor just balance!

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Education / Re: Monday Okpebholo's Interview With BBC That Got Aisha Yesufu Laughing (Video) by Hemanwel(m): 5:42pm On Sep 06
Wait! If this is the best the APC can put forward to contest for governor in a woke State like Edo State, dem really fall my hand!

Like, what are they banking on? Federal might? Or, they think he has the ability and wherewithal to mobilise enough thugs who can snatch ballot boxes and disrupt elections at various polling units that are not APC's strong holds? Edo people deserve far better, abeg!

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Joins Super Eagles Squad In Camp After Joining Galatasaray (vid) by Hemanwel(m): 5:22pm On Sep 06
NwaAmaikpe, where on mother earth have you been? You juur dey fluctuate for Nairaland like NEPA light.

@topic:
Our star striker just coming to camp 24 hours to the big game. That ain't good enough. I hope he doesn't start in tomorrow's game.

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Sports / Re: Onyinyechi Mark Wins Nigeria's First Gold Medal At The 2024 Paralympics by Hemanwel(m): 3:30pm On Sep 06
Congrats to her! She has done to her nation what the complete able-bodied compatriots couldn't.

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Politics / Re: The Origin Of The Lekki Refinery by Hemanwel(m): 10:53am On Sep 06
phemray:


Before Nko? Did u want it to be free or leased. He must buy and pay money to the owners. What we are interested in is the development. SW people are so intelligent, they sell lands to strangers to help convert the bush to city knowing fully well that you cannot moved away your structures in future should anything happened. Some people can't sell Thier ancestral land to strangers because they can't think, now their shouting they develop Lagos as if they make money from outside Lagos to come and build in Lagos. The slogan is make money in Lagos and spend it in Lagos for Lagos development.
Ondo (your State) and Ogun, where the project was initially meant to be situated is North Central, abi? Aside Lagos (a cosmopolitan State), mention any predominantly Yoruba State in the South West that is more developed than Enugu or Port-Harcort.
Politics / Re: Petrol Price Hike: Residents Stranded As Transporters Protest In Ilorin by Hemanwel(m): 7:02am On Sep 06
@EreluRoz, Nobody bewitched Tinubu. The man was just over-hyped about building Lagos. He built no shit in Lagos!

Who sanitized Oshodi to what it is today? It was Fashola.

Who brought the BRT transportation system into Lagos? Na Fashola.

Who built the monumental bus terminus at Oshodi? It was Ambode

Who built the Blue and Red Line railway system? It is Sanwo-Olu

So, what can you remember Tinubu for as Lagos governor other than Jigi Bola? Lolss

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Politics / Re: Atiku Congratulates Dangote On Petrol Production, Knocks APC by Hemanwel(m): 6:52am On Sep 06
People who are meant to market Atiku to Nigerians are busy denouncing their Itsekiri tribe and adopting Yoruba. They are busy denouncing their State (Delta) for Lagos. So, Atiku has decided to take the bull by the horn to run things himself.

I have not seen the northern politician as liberal as H.E. Atiku Abubakar!
Politics / Re: The Origin Of The Lekki Refinery by Hemanwel(m): 6:06am On Sep 06
OP, how on earth will you talk about the origin of Dangote refinery without you talking about the amount that was used to purchase the land? Oh so, you don't want the omoniles in Ibeju-Lekki to know the real amount that was paid for their lands?

Well, I will help you do that:

Let me use this opportunity to loud it that, Dangote paid the sum of $100m for the lands he built his refinery and fertilizer plants.

Fortunately, I was part of the fertilizer project from 2017 to early 2020.

Peace out!

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Pays Last Respect To Yar'adua's Mother (Pictures) by Hemanwel(m): 8:30pm On Sep 05
@EreluRoz and people from her tribe are the most confused people on earth! Imagine what she's written up there about Prof Osibanjo; yet, when she was presented with the opportunity to choose between the prof and someone who is a drug baron as president, she chose the latter.

This tribe ehn.. always speaking from both sides of their mouths

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Romance / Re: Lady Reveals What She Did After Collecting Money From A Guy For Transport by Hemanwel(m): 6:57pm On Sep 05
Ain't this a romance scam? An offence punishable by law

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Kill 5 Bandits In Katsina, Recover AK-47, Motorcycles (Photos) by Hemanwel(m): 5:20pm On Sep 05
Peter Obi and Southeast matter don turn Reno Omokri to Bonca fish:

Gwo gwo gwo ngwo!
Gwo gwo gwo ngwo!

Let's pray for Reno!

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Food / Re: My Boss Sent Me To Buy This Food by Hemanwel(m): 3:49pm On Sep 05
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Sports / Re: Ballon D’or 2024: Super Eagles Winger Ademola Lookman Makes 30-Man Shortlist by Hemanwel(m): 6:07am On Sep 05
Checking out the full list of nominees: bobs, na only Madrid and Man City waka come?

Ademola Lookman's nomination in this 30-man shortlist is indicative that he is winning the African Best Player award!
Nigga might even make the final 10.

Congrats to him in addy!

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Travel / Re: What Comes To Your Mind When You See This Type Of Vehicle (pix) by Hemanwel(m): 10:20am On Sep 04
It doesn't occur to me that armed robbers or kidnappers or ritualists could use this format to lure unsuspecting commuters.
When I see vehicles like this approaching at the bus-stop, na how to hop in dey deyy mind o, I nor go lie.

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Politics / Re: CBN: $6.96 Billion Current Account Surplus Coming In 12 Months by Hemanwel(m): 8:46am On Sep 04
To the vulture griller above me: with all the positive news that came during Buhari regime, fuel price is still climbing the ladder; dollar to naira exchange rate is also still climbing the ladder and consequently impoverishing the masses. So, what's the use of the positive news when it doesn't translate to shit on the citizens?

Perhaps, they are mere concocted economic figures to make supporters feel good and continue to gain their support.

Clout chasers!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: In Dubai, We Don't Go To The Gas Station; It Comes To Us: Dubai Man Shares(pix) by Hemanwel(m): 8:29am On Sep 04
This is UAE, a country Nigeria was 10 times better than in the 70s. What changed between that time and now is good leadership. UAE got it right with leadership, even though she practices monarchial system of government.

On the flip side, bad leadership has been the bane of our development here in Nigeria. We have said it so many occasions, so much that it's even become mere rhetorics to some people.

Only good leadership and accountability in all facets of governance are what can guarantee development. There are no two ways about it!

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Autos / Re: Five Fuel-efficient Cars You Can Buy On Carmart.africa Starting From ₦1 Million by Hemanwel(m): 5:47pm On Sep 03
OP, una nor get Korope of N1m but una get Benz of N1M. Alright o, kwantinue!

Ordinary engine for Ladipo na how much?

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Politics / Re: NNPCL $6 Billion Debt: Suspend Kyari, Save Nigerians – Arewa Group Tells Tinubu by Hemanwel(m): 6:58am On Sep 03
They said NNPCL is owing debt but, no one goes to NNPC filling stations to get fuel on credit nah!

OP, do you buy fuel on credit?

The posters above and below me, do you also buy fuel on credit?

I jur tire! smiley wink

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Politics / Re: Protests In Abuja Over Fuel Scarcity by Hemanwel(m): 10:06pm On Sep 02
His Excellency President Muhammadu Buhari, please come back and continue ruling us oh! We thought your administration was the height of calamity. We thought your administration was the height of cluelessness. We thought you were only for the north. How wrong were we!

As a matter of urgency, we need to rescue ourselves from the grips of Tinubulation. It's a matter of national importance. We cannot fold our hands and watch everything about our nationhood collapse before us due to one man's greedy desire of just being called a president.

Enough is enough!

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Politics / Re: No Rift Between Tinubu, Shettima, VP Not Sidelined - Stanley Nkwocha by Hemanwel(m): 9:12pm On Sep 02
"President Tinubu will handle economy and Shettima will handle security", na hin land us for the kasala wen we dey today

Two dumbos. A demonic match made in the bottomless pit.

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Celebrities / Re: Rema With Family & Friends At His Home In Benin City (Video) by Hemanwel(m): 5:15pm On Sep 02
Tueh! Who is the vulture griller above me?

BTW:

Since Rema collected the N4.5b for the performance he did for that Indian billionaire, everything just stew for my guy side

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Camp Update: 7 Stars Touch Down In Uyo Ahead Of AFCON Qualifiers by Hemanwel(m): 4:54pm On Sep 02
Austin Eguaveon was handling the Super Eagles at a time. After a poor run of results, he was sacked and Pesseiro was brought in. Now, we are back to Eguaveon. Like, what's wrong with Nigeria gan gan sef??

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Politics / Re: "Protest Not Treason", Briton Replies FG Over Allegation To Overthrow Tinubu by Hemanwel(m): 4:43pm On Sep 02
Nigerian judiciary are quick to deliver judgement on cases that involve peaceful protesters. But when it comes to corruption cases against the politicians, they foot-drag and take them donkey years to deliver judgement.

President Tinubu, in collaboration with the Nigerian judiciary, have turned protests to treasonable offenses

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Politics / Re: Police Declare Andrew Wynne Wanted Over Attempted Plot To Overthrow Tinubu by Hemanwel(m): 3:02pm On Sep 02
The poster above me, did you admit that there was hardship in the country during that time they called for the protest?
Politics / Re: Toronto Police Official Statement On Arrest Of Amaka Sonnberger by Hemanwel(m): 12:03pm On Sep 02
This is an Amaka who has probably never stepped her feet in Nigeria before. The only issue I have with her is mentioning Edo people in her threat. She obviously didn't know there is an existing cordial relationship between the Igbos and Edo people; safe for that, I am very okay with her.

You and I know say on a normal day, na craze we dey use cure craze for Nigeria.

Rilwan Akiolu threatened to drown Igbos in the Lagoon if they voted Ambode, and everyone was going about his/her normal business.

Reno Omokri (who claims he is Yoruba), on daily basis, promotes inciteful, hate-filled, bigoted contents against igbos. They cheer him on.

...and many more like that.

If the Igbos had decided to respond or react to the threats or hate from the Yorubas, I am sure Nigeria would have been a hot zone by now.

God punish devil!

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Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Ndigbo Declares Prayers For South-East Amid Rising Insecurity by Hemanwel(m): 12:02pm On Sep 02
Very necessary. There's nothing God cannot do.

"If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their evil ways, then will I hear from heaven and forgive their wicked ways, and heal their land" - 2 Chronicles 7:14.
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is Your Favourite Nigerian Comedy Skitmaker Presently? by Hemanwel(m): 11:46am On Sep 02
I think it's Mark Angel and Emmanuella stuff. And then, Mr Macaroni. In short, the first generation skitmakers

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Sports / Re: Mariam Eniola Bolaji Wins Bronze For Nigeria At Paralympic Games by Hemanwel(m): 11:07am On Sep 02
Can't see any physical deformity

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Fashion / Re: Chidimma Thanks Supporters, Says Crown Isn't Just For Beauty But Call For Unity by Hemanwel(m): 11:06am On Sep 02
Although, I hate bringing God into things like these, but, when God remembers you for greatness, no xenophobe can stop you!
Education / Re: UNIBEN Student Accused Of Stealing Roommate’s 20-Inch Bone Straight by Hemanwel(m): 10:11am On Sep 02
Wha da bleeping feck is that?
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Fewer Vehicles On Nigerian Roads, Falana Laments by Hemanwel(m): 6:39am On Sep 02
If this Tinubulation could be biting Lagosians so hard like this, how much less our northern brothers. Elections truly have consequences.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Benin: Republic AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) On 7th September 2024 by Hemanwel(m): 6:36am On Sep 02
Austin Eguaveon was handling the Super Eagles at a time. After a poor run of results, he was sacked and Pesseiro was brought in. Now, we are back to Eguaveon. Like, what's supping with Nigeria gan gan self??

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