Badt guy

Ah....I always stuffed my locker @ school with Okin nd Pako biscuits
I miss DZ gud old days

Mine wz gymnastics..."baflit, steady, popido, table, and d most dangerous of all was d one we called "danger"
World scatter with metal bullets.
"Mogbo moya"....when we scouted for any party nd went there to fill up our "tanks"
Then there's also "tamo moto" where we ll just look for a moving vehicle nd şteal a ride, standing on d bumper.
We also went swimming in d "odo"

@ poster, if u don't av anyfn worthwhile to post, pls, go nd masturbate!
Even a 2 year old knows tht we ought to abhor d devil...
Better nd positive posts, anyone?

Hmmmm....na only God go forgive me ....
My parents who were staunch Catholics made sure we go to mass every evening. Well, my brothers and I will go to church and seek out our parents for d sole aim of making em see us in church nd then, off we go to d game house....coming out only when mass ends to join our 'smart' parents on d way home.

Another "Messi" for Barca....

Henry-Josephs:
Guy,go hug transformer!
Ewu....u r dubbing Terry a mad man....u knw ow much dey I'm account?
Na poverty dey worry u
U wey dey sane come into d limelight nd be a star if u think its easy.
U said ur first lady is an illiterate but let me remind u tht most successful pple n d world were either illiterate, dropouts or received education from their mothers.so before u open ur trash to bad mouth ur country...take a second to think...thts if ur brain can still carry out tht function
Go ask Messi, Ronaldo and co wether dem ever c d four walls of a school
Terry G! Thumbs up bro...

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Have you heard the Ivorian kind of music known as COUPE DECALE ? I dont think you have heard about it. cause when you do, you will know that Terry G type of song is not noise at all.

@ ebamma
Guy go hug transformer!
Ewu....u r dubbing Terry a mad man....u knw ow much dey I'm account?
Na poverty dey worry u
U wey dey sane come into d limelight nd be a star if u think its easy.
U said ur first lady is an illiterate but let me remind u tht most successful pple n d world were either illiterate, dropouts or received education from their mothers.so before u open ur trash to bad mouth ur country...take a second to think...thts if ur brain can still carry out tht function
Go ask Messi, Ronaldo and co wether dem ever c d four walls of a school
Terry G! Thumbs up bro...

Liliputians!

Galacticos! Ad infinitum......

Garbage!@ poster, may I remind u tht today's date is August 9th nd nt April 1st.
U for say make u no enter (red cab or bus, if ur car is
painted red, dnt drive it, no use
Red close-up (chewing-stick roll suffice) no chop food wey
palm oil dey inside,(Indomie go hammer today) No use
red lipstick, No go office if dem
paint am red, No receive call on
ur Airtel line 2day, if dem
paint ur house red or red dey
inside ur house Sleep outside just for 2nite,if den ping u, shout "holyghost fire" nd ignore d ping. No read am abeg cos na red ur BB go dey blink,lolz..."my perish because they lack knowledge"

Guys, I wanna if anyone's experiencing access denials on BBM

All crap! Laf Dey make me dance Azonto.....
Charlie, go nd get smacked by CM Punk so tht u can go 2 sleep.

All crap! Laf Dey make me dance Azonto.....

Lovely!

mukina2: Nairaland wishes you success in your exams

may you come out with flying colours.

Good Luck not "Goodluck" or bros 'J' badluck go follow em'

Cyclops.....

We have no motorable roads, steady power supply,basic infrastructure,failing educational system etc and Govt is planning on sending astronauts to space come 2015.

Nigeria is set to send it's first set of astronauts to space by 2015.
This was confirmed by the minister of science and technology, Mr Ita Okon Bassey.

Messi's solo goal against Getafe

@ zuby77, u will make a fine Boko Haramist. Onye afonjo....tufia gi! C his mouth lyk "I'm Ibo to d core" Judas!

Go nd ask Messi or Ronnie wether they ever saw d four walls of a school
@ manucho, u r just a dumbass who doesn't knw tht an honorary award differs frm an academic one! Ewu!

Jale
Chewing-gum am
Banana shot
Show me ur number
Allow

Jale
Banana shot
Show me ur number
Allow

Lago - when u want to shoot or control d ball but misses contact with d ball
Apere- A porous goalkeeper or defender
Kolo-To pass d ball between an opponents' legs
Four post
Ogirigbamila- To play d all against d all so tht ur opponent is dribbled(we always ruled out ths trick)
Obi Agu -This was an Ibo term used to hail a player who hv controlled d ball well with d chest
Eshin-A pacy player
Yakubu-To miss a clear goal
Kodi-A player who always bends to one side tp take a shot
Kolo beating-A game played with intent to pass d ball between legs of ur opponent ,d player who gets d ball passed between his legs gets a life-time's spankling ünless he touches a wall
Center-ball
Buy boot: To hurt the feet when playing bare-footed
Shangalow-Acrobatic kick
Escoba-Own goal
Landlord-A player n an offside position
Wine-wine- To curl a shot past d goalie
Nasan-To shoot or pass with d outer foot
Penarity/pepper-Penalty
68-To dribble past an opponent by faking a pass bt sill holding d ball nd dribbling in a "C"line
Chop Beta-When two opponents delibrately collides to test who is stronger
Santo/Balloon-To clear d ball away from ur 18 yard box
Akanchawa-A good GK
Don't stop da fun.

Drogba: Didier, Aderogba
Essien: Essien Igbokwe
Fabregas:Fabre pass
Anelka: Nneka
Alves: Dangbana
Seedorf:Saidi
Casillas:Ikechukwu
Van Der sar :Van Der save
Messi:Merciless
C Ronaldo:Ororo
Rooney:Rude boy
Ramires:Aboki
Nasri: Nasiru
Zidane:Prof.
Almunia:Broda Alumi
Ferdinand:Jegbo
Gerrard:General
Lampard:Lampo
Djibril Cisse:
Kolo Toure:Kolo
Anderson:Tpain
Babalawo
Torres:Floppy disk
Abidal:Last bus stop
Puyol:Puyol bus stop
Busquet:Actor
Mercello:Gingerman
Edu Chinedum
Gattusso:Terry g
Diarra:Oriyomi/Dirty-job
Clichy:Kilishy/Kelechi
Mourinho:Mourin know
Ibrahimovic:Buraimo
Ronaldinho:Enyin
Becham:Olubeki
Shevchenko:Sheffiu
Giggs:Giggison
Van persie:Van pepper
Sholes:MTN
Cech:Okada man
Ballotelli:He goat
Nistelrooy: Ready-made......
Chelsea:Sepe
Man U:PDP
Barca:Predators
Abrahamovic:2much money
Arshavin:Assassina

There is Nafin wrong n wht u did. U were flowing with d technology but what if in the process of reading from ur phone,u get a call or text message? It will sure embarrass u.A laptop is okay.

Great topic! It happens virtually in all homes where children xceeds 1.
D principal cause is Envy. This gives birth to jealousy, malice,hatred which if it is nt resolved,can carry on to adulthood.I am nt an exemption,I once had a rift with My immediate sibling bro nd ths lasted fr 8 months.we neither wanted to c or talk to each other despite d fact tht we were sleeping nd waking under dsame roof nd strange enof, we could nt decipher d cause of our rift. Sometimes, I would wanna make peace bt I could nt bring myself to it. But I thnk God, tht we resolved our differences nd till date, neghbours say we r lyk car nd fuel.

It's true tht the font size and color is nothing to write home about.I welcome change, but not a retrogressive one,for crying out loud, My eyes fucking hurt! Alas, Nl has become a part of me so I'm stuck like glue.

It's true tht the font size and color is nothing to write home about but Nld has become a part of me so I'm stuck like glue.