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Education / Re: Peter Nwosu, The First Black President Of State University Of New York, Oswego by HerrDamilord(m): 11:52am On Oct 03
Igbo Amaka


Hunger is Killin me. Please drop me anything you've got at hand so hunger doesn't kill me and my two kids.

My palmpay is down below.

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Romance / Re: Help , Masturbation Is Killing Me by HerrDamilord(m): 11:40am On Oct 03
Woah. If you have somewhere you can get regular sex, why do you still masturbate?

Me, I'm also thirty but I've never been able to attract any girl. 29 years old and still an unwanted virgin. So that's why I may still do that stuff sometimes.

I don't see why you should jerk off if you still have regular sex sha

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Romance / How A Man Died 3 Days Ago In Badawa by HerrDamilord(m): 8:53pm On Sep 30
A man in Kano went to a foodseller. He had not eaten in 3 days. He begged the seller for food on credit.

The foodseller told him he’s very sorry and he would like to help but too many people in the neighbourhood have collected food on credit and his business is sinking.

The man sat there and said nothing.

As time went on, other people came into the shop to buy foodstuff and went out- they noticed the man at the door sitting there sleeping. But nobody bothered.

Until one man came later in the day and asked the foodseller: “who is the man sitting at your door?” “Why is he there?”

Then the foodseller said “oh it’s a man who says he has not eaten for 3 days and he wants to collect food on credit but I could not give him because my business is struggling from all the credit I have already given out”.

Then the other man said: “How much is the food he wants?”

The food seller said “It’s a few cups of garri, rice and beans. Everything may be 2,000 naira”.

The other man said “Alright pack everything he wants and more. I would pay for it. Let him go home to his family and eat”.

The foodseller packed all the food and went outside to tell the man with joy that someone has paid for his food.

He saw the man still sleeping.
He tapped him to wake him up, he didn’t respond. Tapped him again, nothing.

The man had died.
He died sitting and waiting for help.

This happened just few days ago in Badawa, Kano. Some people who live in that area know this story.

The man was dead all along while people were coming in and out of the shop thinking he was sleeping.

He died hopeless. He died helpless. He died a man who his country failed.

If you know anyone in this period who is hungry around you and you can afford a little food or money to give him/her, please do.

Many people are walking the streets with an empty stomach.

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Health / How A Man Died 3 Days Ago In Badawa by HerrDamilord(m): 5:27pm On Sep 30
A man in Kano went to a foodseller. He had not eaten in 3 days. He begged the seller for food on credit.

The foodseller said no because he already gave food to too many people on credit.

The man sat down beside the foodseller’s shop as he had nowhere else to go.

The foodseller told him he’s very sorry and he would like to help but too many people in the neighbourhood have collected food on credit and his business is sinking.

The man sat there and said nothing.

As time went on, other people came into the shop to buy foodstuff and went out- they noticed the man at the door sitting there sleeping. But nobody bothered.

Until one man came later in the day and asked the foodseller: “who is the man sitting at your door?” “Why is he there?”

Then the foodseller said “oh it’s a man who says he has not eaten for 3 days and he wants to collect food on credit but I could not give him because my business is struggling from all the credit I have already given out”.

Then the other man said: “How much is the food he wants?”

The food seller said “It’s a few cups of garri, rice and beans. Everything may be 2,000 naira”.

The other man said “Alright pack everything he wants and more. I would pay for it. Let him go home to his family and eat”.

The foodseller packed all the food and went outside to tell the man with joy that someone has paid for his food.

He saw the man still sleeping.
He tapped him to wake him up, he didn’t respond. Tapped him again, nothing.

The man had died.
He died sitting and waiting for help.

This happened just few days ago in Badawa, Kano. Some people who live in that area know this story.

The man was dead all along while people were coming in and out of the shop thinking he was sleeping.

He died hopeless. He died helpless. He died a man who his country failed.

If you know anyone in this period who is hungry around you and you can afford a little food or money to give him/her, please do.

Many people are walking the streets with an empty stomach.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Loader (carton Loading/unloading) - Oshodi by HerrDamilord(m): 3:50pm On Sep 30
How much per month?

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Education / Re: Basketmouth 15years Ago.. Unbelievable by HerrDamilord(m): 3:43pm On Sep 30
Someone please help me out. I work ina factory yet I'm only going to get paid on 8th.

I've got absolutely no foodstuffs for the week. Please kindly send me anything you've got. Please I'm starving.

Kindly help me out with any anything you've got please. My palmpay is down
Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Suspended From Boxing by HerrDamilord(m): 5:34pm On Sep 29
Someone please help a brother. I work ina factory yet I'm only going to get paid on the 8th of next month.

I've got absolutely no foodstuffs for the week. Please kindly send me anything you've got to hold hunger at bay till the 8th.

Kindly help me out with any spare change you've got please. My palmpay is down below
Education / Re: Young Man Celebrates As He Graduates With 3rd Class From Ahmadu Bello University by HerrDamilord(m): 5:34pm On Sep 29
Someone please help a brother. I work ina factory yet I'm only going to get paid on the 8th of next month.


I've got absolutely no foodstuffs for the week. Please kindly send me anything you've got to hold hunger at bay till the 8th.

Kindly help me out with any spare change you've got please. My palmpay is down below
Romance / Re: I Dont Know What To Do About My Life by HerrDamilord(m): 5:30pm On Sep 29
HellVictorinho8:


Ok.


cry cry cry

Am sending 1k.


Thanks bro Victor. I received it. Every penny helped. More to you inshallah

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Romance / Re: I Dont Know What To Do About My Life by HerrDamilord(m): 7:59pm On Sep 28
HellVictorinho8:
Am sick of all dis rubbish


And nobody seems 2 av a solution 2 anything


And i will be quickly 4gotten when i die


And i know many people here want me 2 die 4 no reason


Theres nothing 2 understand


When it bcoms 2much in ma head

Nothing will stop me from cutting my wrists


I found a knife on d street d other day


I know i cant make any sense as i complain about anything


At d same, i sound so miserable when i ask 4 anything, whether itz murni or anything else


D pain from cutting my wrist will be d last


U may not even let me rest in peace


Or

In fact,jus 4get it,


Dis is taking me nowhere

Whenever i die,i die.




Bro, when you're ready to leave this worthless world, just lemme know please. Me sef go like tag along.

I don't just understand why life is this meaninglessly difficult. You work yet you spend all little money on food. I graduated with Second Class honors yet I work like a slave at a factory. Even the little money you no wan pay us sef.

Today you suppose pay us #2k weeklong overtime, instead you're being wicked withholding our money. I have only #79 in my account and na debt I use collect garri wey I soak.

Life could be way if we all worked together to eradicate poverty. Instead, capitalists sit on their money, being wicked, looking down on the poor and justifying their wickedness with I Made My Money.

I've been meaning to go into commercial food farming yet, I can even find the money to rent a tractor to plough any farm or buy seedlings. 150% of my 'salary' goes

Honestly, I just don't understand why life is this meaninglessly.

Please help a brother. The factory haven't paid us our salary or our weekly (#2k) overtime and I'm starving over here. If you can kindly help me out with any spare change you've got please. My palmpay is down below
Agriculture / Re: What Are The Laws On Importing Food Into Nigeria Right Now? by HerrDamilord(m): 6:49pm On Sep 21
sacajawea:
Can one bring food in?
Buhari stopped it, I heard Tinubu opened it back..
Apart from RICE.
Maize, grains, Millet, Soybeans etc. what's the situation please
People experienced with realistic hands on experience at the Borders, please let me know

I can help out with your questions but I charge #25k for a two day consultation
Agriculture / Re: Tips On Working With Farmers For Soybean And Sunflower Export Deals? by HerrDamilord(m): 6:46pm On Sep 21
AYFikayomi:
Hey everyone,

I'm looking into signing contracts with farmers to grow soybeans and sunflowers, which I’d then export (import to where I live). I’m wondering if anyone here has experience with this and can offer some advice.

How common is it to contract directly with farmers for these crops? And if you've done it, how do you handle things like ensuring the crops are delivered on time, in the right quantity and quality? What happens if things go wrong, like if the yield is lower than expected or there are delays? Is there a standard way to enforce contracts in situations like this?

Also, I’d love to hear about any challenges with exporting these crops. Are there any certifications or legal requirements I need to be aware of for shipping internationally? And how do you deal with risks like market price changes or crop failures?

If you've been through this process, I’d really appreciate any tips or lessons you've learned—especially when it comes to payment, managing expectations, and keeping the relationship smooth with the farmers.

Thank you!!!


Seems we could complement one another. I'm currently looking for investors who could fund my farm project in Ibadan. I have three hectares available with full mechanized support. Right now all I need is funds to lease those hectares, pay for excavation, ploughing and bush clearing.

Seems it'd be best we chat on Whatsapp so I can show you pictorial proofs of the land with the company I'll be leasing from

Chat: 0.808.706.3302
Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Gets Arrested By FBI As He Lands In US For Millions Of Dollar Fraud by HerrDamilord(m): 9:29pm On Sep 05
moshuur:

Before I left 9ja, the thought of picking for g'guys once crossed my mind.

After I reach here, omoh I blocked dem ni ooo....I'm like since I dey here, why should I do anything fraud.....

With God and not being lazy, one will make it legitimately in us, uk etc


Now, warehouse job wan kee me😁....

But I know say it'll get better with time

Bro shey you dey see punna knack sha?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Man Gets Arrested By FBI As He Lands In US For Millions Of Dollar Fraud by HerrDamilord(m): 9:16pm On Sep 05
Bazztadewu:
I have one friend like that,b4 he travelled 3yeara ago,na primera car he buy,he dey do juju within 6months he don build house,buy muscle.i advice am make he stop,he insult me,block me for whatsapp. He dey happy, dey do fraud and u dey inside yankee.no yawa.fbi dey pile up your case,your judgement day no far,the day they will mean u,u go chop 30years for jail.

Shut up na envy dey worry you wwreyt
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Journey As A Virtual Assistant by HerrDamilord(m): 12:29pm On Aug 26
Make sense. Go to Upwork and LinkedIn to make better money

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Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz C300 For #20.5M by HerrDamilord(m): 10:27am On Aug 26
Available
Romance / Re: My Relationship Is Getting Serious by HerrDamilord(m): 11:06pm On Aug 20
Danyyyyyyyyyyy:
I met my current boyfriend last year still here in my hometown , but I didn't accept him until march because I needed time to move on from my ex (we broke up because of distance).

I love this new guy and he loves me too we've been together since march and although it started off rocky , its become more stable and its getting serious.

degree.

if he didn't care about my family ,I won't be bothered yet, but he said he's tired of hiding and wants to reach out but I'm scared it would go wrong because I know my parents.

What can I do ?

What sort of hard labor does your boyfriend do?
Jobs/Vacancies / Huu by HerrDamilord(m): 10:41pm On Aug 20
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 23 Year Old Girl Looking For Work by HerrDamilord(m): 10:39pm On Aug 20
Can someone recommend a good tutorial center, a car wash or a bricklaying site where I can earn daily pay in Ibadan?

I'm a graduate btw.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Youtube Script Writers Needed. by HerrDamilord(m): 7:39am On Aug 18
Jimal58:
If you’re good at script writing for YouTube channel, you can contact me only on WhatsApp with some samples. It will be long scripts of about 4500 words. Rate #1.2. Plenty of work daily once approved. Message only if you’re cool with the rate. 0915 41 80 - 776.

#1.2 keh? lol. This one don mad
Agriculture / Re: Pls Where Can I Get Loan To Start A Farm? by HerrDamilord(m): 3:25pm On Aug 17
Jona11:
WELCOME TO ZEDVANCE FINANCE LIMITED! WE ARE GIVING LOANS TO NIGERIANS FROM 5k to 6million SO HOW MUCH LOAN DO YOU NEED NOW?


Is your loan interest free?
Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz C300 For #20.5M by HerrDamilord(m): 9:01am On Aug 13
Still available
Autos / Re: Mercedes Benz C300 For #20.5M by HerrDamilord(m): 11:28pm On Aug 09

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puoNDzR6sEQ?si=v8jKux878NWzBNNc

Check out the YT link for a more thorough inspectory detail
Agriculture / Re: In Need Of Seedlings by HerrDamilord(m): 7:53am On Aug 09
Careente7:

I want to go into tomato,pepper,corn Groundnut farming. I’ll bee needing seedlings to plant on 6plots of land. If you have them seedlings hit me up

Drop your WhatsApp contact or reach out to me on 0808.706.3302
Agriculture / Re: In Need Of Seedlings by HerrDamilord(m): 7:52am On Aug 09
Fem4real:
Please were can i get pepper seed in lagos or ogun state

Drop your WhatsApp contact or reach me on 0808.706.3302

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