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Business / Re: MSME Survival Fund Registration: How To Apply As Portal Opens by Holesher(m): 5:20pm On Sep 21, 2020
N75,000,000,000 divided by 35,000 times 36 is approximately equal to N59,500 by the time we consider FCT it will be N58k. Why is Nigerian government like to lie everytime. Me I think, may be all these bloggers are just collecting bribe to insult our sensibilities. Where did FG see 75b to share this time. Is it China loan? Firs? Nnpc? Was it appropriated in 2020 budget? I just weak for everything sef
Crime / Re: Harry Odiakaose: I Was Arrested By IGP X-squad, Who Demanded N10m by Holesher(m): 11:04am On Mar 21, 2020
When police stop you on the road or anywhere while driving always assume they are bad cops(anyway there are good cops) First thing they are looking for is a crime you have committed or you are about to commit. When they are looking at ur papers, first thing they check is the name on the paper and the name on your id(drivers licence) If it tallies you entered first trouble. They now ask you the stupid question 'who is the owner of the car' they actually know the answer but the question is about to unravel something from you. You need to be firm and speak good english otherwise if your car is socalled big car you have entered the second trouble, depending on how you laugh and approach the issue by offering pure water money, the situation will move to next level. They will now thoroughly check your vehicle documentation for something to nail you. Alas, if they have concluded in their mind that you don't have justified means of being the owner of the vehicle, you are going to the station. If they have decided to be a bad cops, they will book you straight for stolen vehicle, yahoo, or kidnapping or anything. But if you are sharp you should settle it on the road. They can decide that, this guy is a criminal but we are not investigating anything, he should just settle and go. This is what happened to this guy from Poland. The human right didn't do anything, they only know somebody that know cp and cp call the police to ask how far. The bad cops gave their oga cp details of what they think and their position on the matter. The cp only allowed the guy to go because of the standing relationship with the human right otherwise the guy would have been going to court for the assume crime of the police because he failed to settle. This is Nigeria, police is your friend, if you settle, otherwise they will turn to ur enemy. Don't let us assume we are in USA or UK, Nigeria is a peculiar country.

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Politics / Re: Crisis In Osun PDP Over Osun-west Senatorial Ticket by Holesher(m): 3:37pm On Oct 04, 2018
But Ile-Ogbo is the headquarter of Ayedire LGA where is Ayedaade coming from now. All of these are fake news.
Education / Re: Why You Will Have A LOW CGPA In First Year by Holesher(m): 2:51pm On May 08, 2015
Admission processes, registration, not too stable lecture halls, act of teaching being different from lecturing and inability to ask questions. All these affect the students in their first semester in higher institutions
Politics / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's Article On The Oba Of Lagos Saga by Holesher(m): 9:16am On Apr 11, 2015
I see a chauvinistic behaviour in Igbo nation. Please if all the Igbo in Lagos vote for JK with yoruba voting for Ambode, who will get the simple majority? Please in politics, be aware that, destroy your adversary to strengthen your camp is the game. JK might not be the best candidates for Igbo to prosper as usual in Lagos. Every tribes in Nigerian are all over the country, Igbo in Lagos should just be civil and exercise their right, and if any Igbo man is partisan it should be taken as such to avoid unnecessary generalisation. Not only Igbo extraction are in Lagos, ijaw, urhobo, itsekiri and so on, are equally there.

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Health / Re: HELP PLS...Very Hot And Badbreath Coming Out From My Nose.. by Holesher(m): 11:16pm On Mar 14, 2015
You really did not give explanation of how it started, what you think was the cause or your lifestyle. But base on your explanation, I think it is chronic sinusitis which can be corrected by taking Loratyn tablet once a day before bedtime. After one week no improvement, it will be corrected by surgical operation. No antibiotics will solve it.

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Education / Re: JAMB Releases 2012 UTME Results; Only 3 Candidates Scored Above 300 by Holesher(m): 4:59pm On Mar 31, 2012
In terms of enrolment in National Examination Imo and Anambra indigenes have always been number one and two for decades (anybody can confirm the data in WAEC, JAMB and NECO). But the challenge is education and knowledge is not reverend in those states those candidates along the line may end up looking for money or have it in their mind that they are only going to school to come out and become wealthy. Unlike their counterpart in the west which in their place if you are a graduate, you are, and everybody gives you respect of your graduateship regardless of your economy status. But the truth is, in terms of number Igbo extraction in Nigeria are the most educated, but quality, their Yoruba counterpart have it.
Politics / Re: Tension In Onitsha Over Ejection Of Yoruba, Hausa Traders.reprisal? by Holesher(m): 2:44pm On Jan 22, 2012
This is not true, it is just a way of creating fears by some jobless tribalist, this bridge head market may end up to be an hideout for criminals if not already. This is just one of the best proactive decision guv Peter Obi has made in recent past. It neither belong to Yoruba, Hausa nor Igbo. Although it migth be occuppied by the yorubas or hausas because of the kind of business they do there (frying Akara, selling paraga, and sort of malam businesses). If the govt decision is to give it to transporters, so be it, afterall Oshodi market was cleared, nobody cry foul.

It is an environmental clean-up as far as am concern.
Food / Re: Your Collection Of Nigerian Local Names For Cooked Meat by Holesher(m): 4:43pm On May 17, 2011
Very funny am laughing in igbo.
Career / Re: What Is Really Wrong With Intercontinental Bank? by Holesher(m): 12:12am On Jan 06, 2011
All these banks are very good including Intercontinental, but it is a phenomenon problem Human Capital Development, is it a big thing for GTB to have a customer base of about 1.5million and can not control the crowd in their branches. It can be compared  with their counterpart in the US like CitiGroup with over 25million customers across the globe and you can not see a single queue in the banking hall, Some ATMs collect deposit while some payout and the bankers are left to do their core banking work not collecting and paying cash that even my sister in primary 4 can do.  

These Nigerian Banks should hire 'Foreign Coach' so that they can think and bring sanity to the whole thing. Innovations, change of techniques, tactical and strategic approach to some real problem will be employ not problem of long queue in the banking hall.

Let us look at organizations like Unilever, Nestle, Procter and Gamble, Guinness, NBPlc, even Standard Chartered Bank in our shores, is it that they do not have problems? Why are we not hearing that they are firing 500? It is clear that their technical know-how and their approach to change in complex business situations is at its peak. Sanusi or whoever the governor should just send the MDs and the EDs of these banks to training in overseas instead of sacking them, non of our universities can not help the situation because they are producing 'bunch of useless graduates year in year out' (am sorry for this)
Politics / Re: Pat Utomi On Utomi And Volkswagen Of Nigeria by Holesher(m): 10:18pm On Jan 04, 2011
For God sake, if VWN failed when Pat Utomi was Deputy Managing Director or Managing Director he should be bold enough to tell us why they failed as managers of an organisation not to cook up stories while he was not listened to. It is a team failure.
See in the case of Okocha and his France 1998 team while the team was walloped by the danish he earned himself a big buy to PSG and others were seen to be failure, was it not obvious that the youngman was actually pursuing his personal objective. PAT should tell us the truth or otherwise.
Career / Re: Globacom Staff Resignation Mail by Holesher(m): 6:37pm On Sep 17, 2010
You are a lazy  chap no real issues.
Romance / Re: Our Genotype Will Produce Ss One Day by Holesher(m): 11:03pm On Sep 14, 2010
Thanks very much for the responses. @Kokoye, you have said the right thing, it can really be averted. @Mr Prsdent, it is complicated I dont get it.
Romance / Our Genotype Will Produce Ss One Day by Holesher(m): 9:11pm On Sep 13, 2010
My girlfriend and I have been dating for almost 2years. Just last month I confirmed that both of us are AS. I was actually preparing to introduce her to my parents as my wife to be. But this discovery is a shock to me and I have decided to opt out of the relationship because I know what sickle cell disease is. She want us to continue afterall we have posibillities of having other normal children as she claimed. Please I will appreciate any advice because we both love ourselves and we will both find it uneasy building another relationship.
Romance / Re: Ladies Here's Some Truths For That Ass by Holesher(m): 8:42pm On Sep 13, 2010
@Olugirl that is the point, is it a reward or ex-gratia, it doesnt make me to have or have not a relationship, afterall she is not a virgin even if she is do you want to give it out or not? Perharps you can keep it in a bank vault one stupid dude will still take it and opt for divorce, what a pity. The most important thing is after close door. What are your interest? Likes? Aspiration? Expectation? is their any integration, tolerance or want coincidence. After all we spend only between 10 mins and 60mins in a day to make love the rest 23hrs is to do other thing that can actually make or mar the entire thing. Nobody shoul cry foul of anything
Music/Radio / Re: Why Are Styl-plus So Broke.!? by Holesher(m): 5:16pm On Mar 16, 2010
if den no get den no get, money has nothing to do with fame after all we all know them how many people know me I know get money I no get fame am still hoping for the two while they hope for one.
Family / Re: Earn 40,000 Monthly Can I Get Married. by Holesher(m): 10:31pm On Mar 03, 2010
If you can not marry with 40k you wont marry with 400k and you will remain a bachelor.
trash
Politics / Re: Anambra Elections: Live Updates by Holesher(m): 9:23am On Feb 07, 2010
Final Result!
APGA (PETER OBI)-                  97843
PDP- (CHUKWUMA SOLUDO)   59865
AC (CHRIS NGIGE)                   60240
LP (ANDY UBA)-                       26106

Peter Obi won!
Education / Re: How Much Do You Pay As Your Sch Fees{university} by Holesher(m): 11:00pm On Feb 04, 2010
Education for ALL PDP! Power
Education / Re: Presidency To Probe Mass Failure In SSCE, NECO Exams by Holesher(m): 9:14pm On Nov 03, 2009
How come the the percentage of 5 credit pass (including english and mathematics) are so far apart for WAEC and NECO? Are those two exams not suppose to be testing the same knowledge and awarding equivalent certificates Huh
The mere fact that WAEC 25.99% has while NECO has 10.7% shows that even the institutions that are suppose to measure knowledge are dysfunctional and very unreliable.

The education system is bad but how bad?We can't determine because WAEC and NECO have figures that are too far apart.[/color]

Yes this post generates a lot of emotional reaction!

It is either we have a communication gap, or somebody is given a wrong information same exam 26%-11% there is no correlation.

The fact still remain, I will still blame the students and the teachers perhaps ages between 15-40years! because of lost of social order
The Yoruba adage says "if they do not train you, train yourself"

Before 1994, WAEC result is as bad as this but the military did not give a damn. But looking at the trend from 1995 to 2002 there was a drastic improvement I believe it was not the students that improved but the revolutionist from pre 1994 developed some cheating strategies like: slot-in, special centre, private school, mercenary, two forms, siting side by side and so on. These contributed to the improvement but the actual students are still dummy.

We should not deceive ourselves education standard has been deteriorating every year but the WAEC and NECO results are not given us the true pictures. We should not forget that many of us did not pass our SSCE at a sitting (except the brilliant ones). But now many of them pass it at a sit, not that they are brilliant but hand of God as Maradona said.

The Nigerian govt have never been there for Nigerian students, we have been carrying our cross. Let them provide schools, good roads, electricity, and others our parents we cater for education, May be!
Fashion / Re: What Do Women Gain By Exposing Their Bodies? by Holesher(m): 7:15pm On Nov 01, 2009
close your eyes and look other way, why are you looking ASEWO
Business / Re: Banks Set To Close Many Of Their Branches by Holesher(m): 10:59pm On Oct 28, 2009
Before C C Soludo, we have so many cowboy bank MDs with head office in VI and one or two branches in some state capital just to show awareness and these banks were doing fine but they are highly volatile to any shrink in the economy in which they can easily closed shop and NDIC and NPF will take charge with poor people fund going down the well. Soludo came with socalled 25 Mega banks, opening branches like RCCG, so many people were employed direct and contract staffers working around the streets making sure that all the money in circulation pass through the banking system for proper economy growth
With such good reform all the banks were healthy having enough fund to employ Nigerians paying good salary to fortunate guys. The kill joy bank MDs went ahead to lend the money mopped from the streets to the borgeiose oppresing us.

SLS says no way, the impact is still on us.

Now our nairalanders bankers are panicking about their secured job.

God help us
Romance / Re: What Do You Have In Common With Your Partner? by Holesher(m): 10:27am On Oct 27, 2009
We like to be on top!
Politics / Re: Updated! Skye Bank Sued For Female Prostitution ( Now In New York) by Holesher(m): 7:05pm On Oct 21, 2009
This is super story by Wale Adenuga.But on the other side the girl is foolish, lazy and ingrate. The bank will not tell you to f*ck every dick that come around you in order to get account. All what they ask you to do is to open priority account anyway anyhow. If you can not do it apply to RCCG as resident pastress whether sharp church member will not want to penetrate the hole within ur thighs.
You had better apologise to your BM and cancel ur resignation before you start using napping as sanitary pad.

God knows the number of dick you av f*cked for free. Without collecting a dime. Hypocrite!
Politics / Re: Ngige, Soludo Or Obi: Who Would You Choose As Your Candidate And Why? by Holesher(m): 6:06am On Oct 19, 2009
I did not get to know Ngige because I was not a resident then, ever since I av come to Anambra state as a non indegene and information gathered from different quarters indicated that Ngige would have been the best candidate. But we should be careful for a traitor like him who new he did not have the capability, financial and political prowess to become a governor but went ahead to wine and dine with Chris to install him as a governor and wanted to double cross him, it is never done! He who pays the piper dictates the tune see the case of Ladoja V Adedibu (oyo state)

On Soludo, the over ambition of the university teacher and his gut can be misconstrued for a machavelian approach. The former CBN boss has declared his intention to rule his state of origin but his abuja approach suggest another political hijacker in Anambra state and my fellow anambran should be very careful with him see the case of Andy.

Obi should av been given the nod to continue, but for what? is it bad roads in onitsha and nnewi the Africa commercial cities, Awka capital territory a mega hamlet, window dressing of roads that lead to stadium in Fegge, over announced okpoko road project, agenda of sports development with building of football pitches while others are building world class stadium (Lagos, Delta, Ogun are living witness) .In house bad organisation (Okorie and Umeh) will not even give us assurance that APGA is a better subtitute for PDP.

February 2010 will judge may be may be not.
Politics / Re: Akala Creates Lucrative Jobs For Oyo Graduates by Holesher(m): 8:38am On Oct 10, 2009
What is in it at least there will be sizzling in NURTW and these graduate will not allow the like of TOKYO, TAWA and rest of them to be chairman of the garrages. This country is moving forward at least excess graduate are engaged so ASUU can stay one more year on strike so that Akalamagbo will not see engineers to employ again. We are in trouble.

A ji se bi OYO lari. PACE SETTERS indeed!

Yeye fowls!
Sports / Re: Siasia, Amodu, You Or A Foreign Coach For Super Eagles Job? by Holesher(m): 9:46pm On Oct 08, 2009
I think I should be, what is in it, field 11 players, stand by the line, and replace 3 one after the other. as simple as abc.
Romance / Re: A Solution Against Girls Playing ''hard To Get'' by Holesher(m): 9:24pm On Oct 08, 2009
What is in it for a girl to say yes, unlike me who is not that handsome, very truthful and stingy, I was wondering whether
anyone of them will say yes. It was a battle cos all of them continue to say no! But when I worked on myself no how to present my point
a lot of them are in my harem. saying they will kill themselves if I dont marry them.

Now am still searching like prince of samanda (Eddie Murphy Coming to America) looking for a 17 yr old virgin as Kanu did
Jokes Etc / Re: My Encounter With A Prostitute. by Holesher(m): 8:31pm On Oct 06, 2009
Na lie
Politics / Re: Ibru, Adigwe, Ebong, 3 Others Get N1.8bn Bail by Holesher(m): 10:55pm On Sep 26, 2009
Sho, wetin dem do now, no be borrow dem borow people money, dem come they pay 100million, na wao. who go come spend the money now!

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