Wolvesburg 0-1 bayern . Mario mandzukic scores . Arsenal we are warming up for you .

Thank god for mandzukic's goal i was begining to worry for my dear bayern .

Bubba own don finish .

This dortmund go wound person for bundesliga o . 5-0 . I pity for shakthar for champions league .

After a long time since last year am finally back to the jokes section . Bleep sexuality section . Am home . No place like home . And all you projans shall face my wrath .

Guys una know the name of the song wey 2pac sing " thats just the way . . . . Things will never be the same " ? I won download am but i dont know the name . Both biggie smalls and 2 pac are great rappers but i chose 2pac cause he struggled and started on his own while p diddy or puff or puffy or puff daddy or diddy , which ever name you know Brought up biggie through badboy record staff .

An Italian court has
denied the request of
former PM Silvio
Berlusconi to halt a trial
where he is accused of
having sex with an under- age prostitute. The court in Milan also decided
it did not need to hear
testimony from the woman -
dancer Karima El Mahroug. Mr Berlusconi's lawyers
requested the trial be halted
while he runs in the current
election campaign. Both he and Ms Mahroug -
better known by her stage
name "Ruby Heartstealer" -
have denied ever having sex. Mr Berlusconi stepped down
from a third term as prime
minister in November 2011,
when he was replaced by the
technocrat Mario Monti. His People of Freedom (PDL)
party is hoping to form a
centre-right coalition
government with another
party but have not named a
candidate for prime minister. On 7 January, an ally of Mr
Berlusconi's said that he
would not return as prime
minister even if his party won
the elections next month. Mr Berlusconi however has
not explicitly ruled himself
out of running the
premiership, saying the
candidate for the post "will be
decided if we win". Rejection Lawyer Niccolo Ghedini said
Mr Berlusconi would be too
busy campaigning to follow
the case or attend court - and
also feared the trial could
influence the election. But judges rejected the
application. Prosecutors have accused the
defence of trying to prolong,
and now delay, the trial to
avoid a verdict before the
election, at the end of
February. Ms Mahroug had arrived at the
trial to give testimony for the
defence. She has been called twice
before, but failed to show up,
apparently because she was
on holiday in Mexico. Mr Berlusconi, now 76, is
accused of paying to have sex
with Ms Mahroug in 2010
when she was 17. Sex with a
prostitute who is under 18 is a
crime in Italy. The billionaire media mogul
has admitted sending Ms
Mahroug money - but insists
he was just making gifts to a
friend in need. Abuse of power Prosecutors say they had sex
on 13 occasions. He denies
having had sex with her, and
testified that, in any case, she
had told him she was 24. Ms Mahroug also denies having
sex with him - or being a
prostitute. Mr Berlusconi is also accused of
abuse of power, for
intervening after Ms Mahroug
was briefly held by police
over theft claims. He allegedly
urged police officers to release her, telling them, falsely, that
she was a granddaughter of
former Egyptian President
Hosni Mubarak. He admits making the phone
call, but denies putting police
under pressure - and testified
that Ms Mahroug had told him
she was related to Mubarak. Mr Berlusconi faces up to 15
years in jail if found guilty. This is one of many cases that
have dogged the former
prime minister. In the most
recent, he was convicted of
tax fraud in connection with
the purchase of broadcasting rights by his Mediaset TV
company. He was sentenced to a year in
prison and barred from
holding office for five years -
though this will not be
enforced until his appeal is
complete. Source www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21010660?

Guys belive me when i tell you that you dont want to taste the bread talkless eat it . Its too taskeless and saltylike tasting . I ate the bread around 4 years ago when normal flour was scarce .

Gotze should get 92 in the next rating .

berlusconi and ex-wife

Italy's former Prime
Minister Silvio Berlusconi
has agreed to pay 36m
euros (£30m; $48m) a year
to his ex-wife Veronica
Lario, reports say. Berlusconi will keep the $
100m villa where the couple
lived with their three children,
as part of a divorce deal
reportedly filed on Christmas
Day. Ms Lario left Berlusconi in 2009
after he was seen at the 18th
birthday party of an aspiring
model. US magazine Forbes estimated
his wealth at nearly $6bn in
March. The Corriere della Sera
newspaper reported that Ms
Lario had initially asked for $
56m a year. Her 76-year-old ex-husband
reportedly offered her about
$5m. The couple met in a dressing
room in 1980 after Berlusconi
saw Ms Lario, 56, perform in a
Milan theatre. They were married in 1990. He has two other children
from his first marriage and is
currently engaged to 28-year-
old Francesca Pascale . Berlusconi was Italy's longest-
serving post-war prime
minister until he resigned in
November 2011. He says he will to run for
office again in 2013. His third term in office saw
slow growth and a national
debt of $2.6 trillion and his
government was slow to
implement austerity measures
in response. He also became embroiled in a
series of financial and sex
scandals. Since leaving office, he has
been fighting various court
cases. In October 2012, he was
sentenced to four years in jail
by a Milan court after being
convicted of tax evasion. He is currently appealing
against the decision, and
commentators say it is
unlikely that he will serve
any time in jail. Source www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20857664?

Ratings are here again . Pirlo 94 bonucci 91 marchisio 92 asamoah 91 vidal 92 pogba 85 juve doing great .

Dry jokes like this is why dani banned him .

Latest soccermanager rating rates pirlo to 94 . This guy too much o .

Gustavo don come back ?

bin gbagbo:

ITS A WARNING!!!!!

back to sender . You think say i be you we dem disqualify for jokes section poster of the year because of various warning and bans .

You dont understand . I cant login into my yahoo account .

And you were denied jokes section poster of the year . What a shame .

Dani1luv i was sent a nairaland pm but i cant open my yahoo mail . So please i would like you to inform me what the message is on this thread . Am a good nairalander so i got nothing to hide .

Since i entered nairaland i no no where facebook dey for my bookmarks .

Wicked mod she don erase my name after i suffer write the story and put link na him them commot useless puzzys .

Op your father .

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Goal corenthians paulo guerrero .

I vote booqee for booqee . But truth be told all these names here do not deserve the award except bin gbagbo .

I guess if you people have listened to 2pac hit track hit em up una go know why big first strike am down first .

bin gbagbo:


THANKS SLIMCHI2K2 for the concern,. .. i have sent you a PM, please check it. .. goodbye

you still dey here ? Will you getout of this section bush-pig .

11 points clear the table ! Dancing azonto and kukere on 20th i pray madrid will be the next to be axed into two by us . Mia San Mia .

I hereby nominate myself .