Even Petr Cech is more deserving of that award than Kaka!

You guys should stop being fooled by his 'righteuos' demeanor. Let not Kaka's 'good boy' outlook deceive you.
Let's call a spade a spade - Kaka hasn't done enough to deserve it.

As much as I hate the winking and gay-looking plonker, I admit that even Christano Ronaldo deserves the award more!!!

@Jackal

Naaaaaaaa!!! Drogba deserves it and would have won it if his skin had been lighter and if he were playing for say Ac milan, Barca or Real Madrid! The problem with black peeps is that they usually have to work twice as hard as the whites(or red peeps ) to get the same recognition. It's part of the same problem that has plagued the globe for ages - RACISM!! Even monsieur Henry suffered the same fate. There were times we thought he would DEFINITELY clinch the award and then naaaaaa - he comes second!

Trust me, if Drogba were not African, he would have been rated at 100 million pounds by now. There is nothing better than having a GOAL MACHINE like Drogba in your side!!

PS: Bleep Lordi maaaan! Let him go shag tolotolo. I heard she's a self-servicer as well. They'ld form a LOVELY union.

@Jackal

I think this whole Kaka hype is being facilitated to downplay the brilliance of players in England! I am not a believer in conspiratory theories, but I believe in this instance that there is a deliberate ploy by some powers that be to see that peeps like Ronaldo or Drogba do not clinch that award! I mean - look at it this way, Kaka aside, who else should naturally win it? The big guys are ANTI-ENGLISH methinks.



About Lordi - Naaaaaaaaa!!! A d'ick enlargement won't do. Virility a'int a function of size. You either have it or you don't. Lordi is f'ucked up as it is and there's no amount of gym time that would change shit. It's too late! I'm g'onna have to stick witcha, who'ld give me all the pleasure and satisfaction a woman like me deserves to have.

@Jackal

Yeaaaaaaaaaa

You've got a GOOOOOOOD point!

While Drogba was chasing a Quadraple in England(The place wiv the toughest league in Europe) and Ronaldo was chasing a treble, Kaka did the CLEVER thing and stuck his lazy ass in UEFA! I was so shocked when I discovered recently that he only scored 8 goals in the Italian league!  I was like WHAT DA Bleep! I discovered that his performance goes begging in the League and he would suddenly wake up when it gets to the C/L and peeps would jump up and down screaming HURRAYYYYY!!! ALL HAIL KAKA!!!

What bullocks! If Fifa is g'onna play fair, they should calculate the OVERALL performance of the players nominated before crowning anyone!

The winner in ma book should be Drogba or Ronaldo, cause of their consistency. Cesc a'in't even in the list.


As for Lordi, Naaaaaaaaaa! It's way too late! Can't turn back now. Can't continue to date a guy that's got no game - a self-servicer.  A guy whose d'ick won't respond even when treated to the sexiest strip-tease on the planet.

@Jackal

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa  I've gotta agree witcha on that one!

Kaka is way tooooo overhyped! The plonker only scored 8 goals in the Italian league last season, so what's all the fuss about him sef?   The idiot just concentrated on the C/L(won it) and now UEFA and the Italians won't let us hear word. He's waaaaaaaaaay too overated! No wonder he chickened out of Copa America - He knew the likes of Messi and Tevez would outshine him.
Anyway, Drogba deserves to win it in my opinion.   Or even Ronaldo. Both players have been MUCH MORE consistent than Kaka!


About Lordi - NO WONDER!!!!!  That explains why there's no strength in the muscles around his d'ick and balls. The self-servicer spends all his energy strangling rams! OH MA DAYZZZZZ!   Hope he a'int taking ma dumping him for you too badly though. I actually feel bad for the plonker.

Damn! This place's been so quiet of late. Wonder where everyone's @.

@Jackal

Who do you think should win the Fifa world footballer of the year award this year? I hope it won't be another Italian affair.

Personally, I think Drogba deserves to win it! Even you, a United fanatic would have to agree that if he had a white skin, he would have clinched it.


By the way, where's Lordi?

Hey Loyika!

Aren't you a muslim? I expect to get my sala meat tomorrow o! Fried meat or Suya would do.

As for Blatter, I'm now beginning to love that guy! I am 100% in support of that policy as long as the timing is right! February next year would be perfect for its implementation!

Loyiski, do you now agree that Arsenal is finished?

@Debosky

Blatter is asking for 6 English players and we have 8! If you take Sinclair and Sidwell out of it, we would still have SIX!!!

We are in a very good position as it is, but I feel very sorry for you guys! what are you g'onna do?

I suggest you sack Wenger and employ an English coach to solve this dilemma as it seems Mr. Voyeuski a'int g'onna go ENGLISH any time soon. I actually feel bad for you guys. . . NOT!

Chelsea FC:

1. Ashley Cole

2. Steven Sidwell

3. Scot Sinclair

4. Shaun Wright Philips

5. John Terry

6. Joe Cole

7. Wayne Bridge

8. Frank Lampard

We're safe I'ld say.

But wait a minute. . . .

Q: How many English players are in Arsenal FC's first 11?

A: Zero



FIFA should kindly wait till after the January transfer window before bringing this issue up and then they should implement it just before Arsenal plays her first knockout match in the Champions league. That would just be AWESOME!!!

If I'm not mistaking, 'Jackal' does not rhyme with 'Banderas' and neither does it rhyme with 'TKB'.

@Bandit and TKB

When I need your opinions, I'ld ask for it. Thank you very much.


P.S: Sidwell is better than Hargreaves at the moment. A healthy player is ALWAYS better than a sick one.

Debosky, this is a family affair so keep ya nose o'utta it! Gbeborun!

Same message extends to you David!

Hahahahahahaha

@Lordi

Bleep you! See this self-servicer coming here to act all bonz! Don't push me into publishing the report we got from the doc. the last time we visited on your condition o!  

@Jackal

Last time I went to the doctor with Lordi, the doctor gave us a report that said Lordi is now permanently incapable of getting his willy up. He said this condition was caused by Alcohol abuse and that there's nothing we could do.

The doctor told me to give the lad as much support I can by flashing ma boobsticles at him at any given opportunity , to enable him self-service.  You know, I used to love him and was patient with him, but my patience has now run out!
Like we say in Naija, body no be firewood. A girl's gotta get it from time to time!

About his shagging N/L babes, I'm having a laugh! The only peeps he's shagged are tolotolo and Azeezat and it was those dirty pussies that partly caused his current erection problem. The doctor said that there is some viral substance that was found in his willy that was traced to tolotolo N Azeezat's pussy, hence his current predicament.
I can post that report here if you insist.

@Jackal

But that's exactly ma point! He can't have an erection and I won't allow a dead willy into ma coochie, so he is forced to self-service! I actually feel sorry for the poor lad! He really tried to get that little man up. He wanked and wanked till his willy turned RED, but nothing ever happened. And I've run out of patience. I need a REAL man to set ma coochie on fire and Lordi has FAILED!!!

Too bad.

Hahahahahahaha

@Jackal

That's so easy! I renounce Lordi THIS MINUTE!!! I don't know what I saw in the guy sef. He doesn't have sex! Can't have an erection! All he does in the bedroom is stare at ma boobsticles and self-service!   I renounce Lordi o!
Lordi dear, I'm so sorry for doing this, but I'ld rather have a Chacal than a bush rabbit.

Drogba for Saha?   Are you kidding me? Wait. . . What is the current value of Saha in the transfer market? Let's do it like that. We should swap him with someone in ma squad that's valued at the same rate as he is and Kalou and Scot Sinclair(would hate to see him go though) are the only ones that come to mind.
Saha and Drogba are miles and miles apart, so don't even go there!

@Jackal

Damn! I almost forgot that Lordi self-services on ma boobsticles!  Well, you're right, I've got something else to offer. I tried that number, but it ain't going through so I'm g'onna have to tell you what it is here. It's way better than ma chesticles. Yea. . . your guess is right - It's ma coochie(oops! ).  

Back to Ben Haim. Let me make another offer. Let's do it like this - I give you Haim and you give me Evra and then I give you Kalou(did you see his goal last sunday? honestly, the guy is a dynamite in the making ) and you give me Saha! Deal?



Wait a minute. . . Did you just say Hargreaves is better than Lampard and Gerrard put together?  I suggest you accept ma offer ASAP cause you're going bonkers.

@Jackal

Hargreaves better than Sidwell? Ohhhh I think I know what your problem is. It's the intense cold in London at the moment affecting you. Come play wiv ma chesticles a bit and maybe that would help! You've g'otta be kidding me! Let Hargreaves conquer his sick bed first. . . Then we can talk of him catching up with Sidwell. Sidwell is a player with plenty of promise in my opinion. Give him time and he'ld match Lampard and Makalele! I have a feeling he's a Lampard in the making. Just give him time and you'd see.

Oh. . . As for Apache being PFA player of this season, I think I'm g'onna have to disagree with you on that one. Something tells me Malouda is g'onna nick it.

I think you're 100% correct about Pizarro and Sheva.

Finally, please let's do a swap. Evra for Ben Haim. Do that and I'ld owe you a kiss N a chesticle squeeze a day for the rest of ma life.

@Jackal

Are you very sure about Alex? I love the guy, but I'm not too comfortable with his lack of pace. I've seen him make a couple of mistakes in some of our matches, hence our conceeding goals. A friend of mine once said there's one rule about buying defenders - Never buy a Brazillian defender! I don't share this sentiment, but my problem with Alex is his lack of pace and considering that Terry has been stuttering of late, its been a problem. Sometimes, an attacker would just breeze past him and he'ld just freeze! And Haim isn't any better. I love Alex's attackmindedness, but if he could just borrow some of Carvalho's attributes(i.e. speed and flexibility) he'd be just perfect in ma opinion.

What about Steven Sidwell? I love the young chap. Very hardworking! But what do you think?

By the way, have you written Hargreaves off for this season? I have this funny feeling that he is Saha's half brother. Maybe Saha's Dad shagged Hargreaves mum before his birth without Owen's pop knowing cause they seem to have the same k'inda(weak) genes. Whatchu think?

@Jackal

Who do you think was Chelsea'a best signing this season? I personally am finding it difficult to decide between Belletti and Malouda.

At some point I thought it was Malouda, then Joe Cole and SWP picked up form and outshined him, then Belletti came on board and I'm now confused cause Ferreira seems determined to give him a run for that shirt.
So between Belleti and Malouda, who do you think would do better for Chelsea this season?


And in United, despite you guys thinking Tevez would be your ace this season, I k'inda think Nani has something up his sleeve.
Who do you think would be your biggest surprise this season? And are you very confident that Apache won't flop at some point?  Wouldn't mind seeing that. . .

By the way Loyika, why don't you go beg Mr. Tinubu for pardon for shagging his wife, so your fugitive status would be lifted.
I don't like this idea of your running off to hide every evening when I'm just starting wiv ya!

Loyiski Loyiski loyiski!!!!

I've said it before and I would repeat maself - Postpone the phone intimacy you're having at the moment wiv our great aunty! It's bad for your brain, as being manifested at the moment wiv the way you're talking outta your ass!!!!

You said Jose is 'not all that' and I told you to shut the Bleep up if you have nothing useful to spew!!!

I wasn't talking about Chelsea or Porto! I was talking about THE MAN JOSE!!!

The fact that he didn't win the C/L in Chelsea doesn't take anything from him! Fact is, he WON it, which I can't say for the daft and inconsistent Voyeurski!

At least if my memory serves me right, you GAYnners never succeeded in trashing him throughout his reign in Chelsea!! If that don't make him 'all that', I don't know what does!!!

Loyika, get your fingers out of tolotolo's pussy and concentrate BOY!!!!!!

Hahahahaha

@Jackal

Are you shitting me? Step aside? You're having a laugh!

Maself and Loyiski would get into the same pair of trousers to fight this one out if it comes to that.

I can't see him spill this kind of bollocks about ma ex boyfriend, who I still madly love, and keep quiet!

loyika:

was so great that he got the boot

Now Loyika this is where you do get me MAD!!!!!

Are you mad? Or have you been smoking weed?

Don't even start talking bullocks about Jose cause I could cut your willy off if I had ma way,with the kind of annoyance I'm feeling right now!

Jose is one million times better than Mr. Voyeurski, in this life and the next!!!

Bloody plonker!!!

Jose even went as far as winning the C/L! The greatest trophy in Europe!! What Euro trophies did your gaffer win?

If that don't make a coach 'SO GOOD' , I don't know what would.

Bloody self-servicer! Loyika, get off the phone! Stop having phone intimacy with Aunty tolotolo and concentrate!!!

Stop talking out of your ass boy!!!!

@Loyika

First things first - [size=13pt]CALM DOWN!!![/size] Maybe you should try this therapy, it works - Go find the nearest deep freezer and bury your head in it, then lift your head out of it when you're COOOOOOOOOL!!!!

Also, point of correction: - Chelsea isn't 9th on the PREM table, we're 7th and fast catching up with the way things are looking!

http://www.premierleague.com/page/Statistics/0,,12306,00.html

WOW!!!!

To get loyika this much wound up, I must have done/said something RIGHT!

Loyika, the summary of what I've said so far is that if you're not concerned about the new found form in Chelsea, then you're a DUNDERHEAD!

Maybe I should speak in pidgin: The thing w'ey I been d'ey try to d'ey talk since be s'eh, Shelsea don wake up! Plus our injury wahala don PAFUKA!!! We don land! This should be easier for a Niger/Delta nigga like you to understand.

I'ld repeat myself: Chelsea would be at least 2 points ahead of Arsenal by Dec. 1st. You're welcome to mark it down.

Guy guys guys. . . CHILL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before you answer this guy, take a look at his last posts.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=96274;sa=showPosts

The nigga is 'normal'.

Yes o!!!!!!!!

The GAYnners had better start praying that the Grant/Cate partnership doesn't work, cause with the way things are looking, a new dawn is about to begin in Chelsea - a dawn that would spell doom for our detractors and elation for we fans!!!

By the way, what's this gist I'm hearing about Roman planning to splash 90 million pounds in January alone on buying players? If this is true, then I don't see how the Nation's cup would affect our league standings. Imagine Ronaldinho, Kaka, Messi et al joining Chelsea in January! Lemme not start dreaming just yet.

But for the ARSE, OH MA DAYZZZZZZZZZ, I don't even w'anna start trying to imagine them without Adebayor, Toure and Eboue. The only way their departure would not affect their games is if Prof. Voyeurski does the unusual and decides to spend the 75 mil kitty he was given.
But knowing the stingy PLONKER it won't happen.

@TNG

Don't worry, if Grant doesn't get his license in the next 83 days, he'ld lose his job and Cate(who has the UEFA license) would just fall into his shoes.
This might be part of why he was employed.

Hahahahaha

Jackal, it's me o! I didn't have a choice. Seems some pussies on this blog are highly connected around here.

Yea! This is Razorr. . . A scorchingly HOTTER version of her!!

I know those guys at Bolton are ninnies at the moment,. but they'ld make ma day if they just stole 2 or the whole 3 points from the GAYnners.

It's possible, trust me. If Sunderland(of all clubs ) could give them that much trouble yesterday, it means something is not quite the same and anything can happen.

Don't rule out Bolton trashing them just yet.

As for their game against Liverpool, we can go to sleep on that one. Rafa would rather die than lose or draw, so the GAYnners shouldn't start counting on Rafa using his dumb rotation policy when he plays them. I see him treating that game like a C/L final!

I still maintain that Chelsea would be at least 2 points(if not 5) above the ARSE by Dec. 1. You guys can mark my words down!

Breaking News:

Ajax has reached an agreement with Chelsea over the transfer of Ten Cate to Chelsea as assistant to Avram Grant.
It's now just left for Cate to agree personal terms with Chelsea and he's all ours.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=470943&cc=3888
http://africa.reuters.com/sport/news/usnBAN852115.html

@TKB

Please ask away.

@Loyika and Jackal

You guys should have seen the way the Arsenal fans at the venue where I watched their game against Sunderland where peeing in their boxers when Sunderland equalised. It was awesome!!!! Never seen the GAYnners eat humble pie like that this season. They looked so pathetic that I almost felt for them. . . just almost. And they were lucky, cause Sunderland never gave up. But typical gooners that they are, instead of thanking their stars after the match, they're back to running their dirty mouths.

Meanwhile, Jackal, you're a GENIUS!!!! Your matchday 11 prediction seems to be shaping up nicely with the way things are going. You guys are just 2 points behind the arse at the moment. You sure say you no be jazz man? I see the ARSE dropping points against Bolton on the 20th even though they're playing at home and I see Rafa using them to save his face since he's under fire at the moment. I see Torres breaking their hearts in the matchday 11 match and Man united should top the table then, if not before.

Meanwhile, HURRAYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ten Cate has been released to join Chelsea. Ajax has agreed terms with Chelsea and its just left for him to agree personal terms with us and we're all good.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=470943&cc=3888

Finally, does anyone agree that Chelsea would be at least two points ahead of the ARSE before the first of december?

BREAKING NEWS: -

[size=14pt]El Hadji Diouf has retired from international football!!!![/size]

Details to follow. . .